Mon Part 1: Two Show Members Have Weird Rashes + TV Show & Movie Reviews

Published Jun 24, 2024, 1:30 PM

Find out which two show members have weird rashes and where they are located. Then, we share our latest TV show and movie reviews and more!

Transmitting this. Hey, welcome to Monday Show Morning Studio.

What's awesome is next week is July fourth, first of all America rules but also off work.

Yeah, that's crazy. That's next week. That's like summer summer. That's like that.

He's like, we're in summer now, we're already in summer, but that's like sommer, sommer.

So full transparency.

No show on July fourth or July fifth, and we don't even care. Everybody can just kiss our grits. But we're pretty pumped that for the July next week, it's gonna be awesome. So we're gonna do the straight talk wireless question that I often ask artists. I just think it's a good question that we could go around the room and do so. When you need to stay grounded, who tells it to you straight? It may not be positive, it might be positive. Who tells it to you straight? Or who do you connect with to get like perspective? Amy, go, my sister, how how does she handle you?

I mean, she knows me well enough to know that maybe she delivers it in a way that is kind and thoughtful, but she'll ask hard questions and tell me her feelings and thoughts around something that may be the opposite of what I thought. And I've learned so much from her, so I would say hers probably because we've had that relationship more so now, especially after losing our parents. I wouldn't say it's always been this way, but it's like we're kind of who we go to because we don't have the mom and dad.

I do like this question a straight talk wireless question number two over to me, so my wife obviously, but my wife and I wrote about in my second book, which is called fail until you don't, how you can't trust anybody to tell you you're really good and amazing at something until they actually can tell you that you're not. Because it's very easy for someone to be like, yeah, you look good, that looks good, that sounds good, that is good, that is a great dinner, because it's easy just to be agreeable and to get the favor of others.

But when you have somebody it can be like, I don't.

Think this is your best work, or then you can believe what happens when they say it is your best work. I would compare it to if I'm doing stand up, I never really know if my jokes are funny until I try a joke out that doesn't work. Because if I go and I have a crowd, I'm playing for a couple thousand people in the theater, and they're gonna give me the first eight or nine minutes for free, meaning they paid for their ticket, they're just happy to be there. They came to watch me. Anything I say is like, we're having a good time, let's go. So I could say whatever they're like, what up.

Ha.

The first time I tell a joke where they're like huh, I'm like, oh, now they're listening, and now they're giving me their real feedback. So then after that, if I'm trying new jokes and material and they're laughing, I'm like, that's working because they already told me at one point that they're listening hard enough tell me when it's not working. So in life, the same type of way, you got to find somebody that you trust to tell you things aren't good, to tell you things are good. And my wife will love to tell me when something's not good. And she also knows how I like to be communicated with. It's not the most comfortable for me. I don't like to be communicated with in a way that is most comfortable for me. I don't like it, but it's better for me to get to where I need to get. If she just says it right away, that is not good. You're not gonna like what you're doing if you look back at it in three months and you can do a lot better. And it hurts my feelings, but I like to be communicated with that way because then I can get over a quicker and get better quicker whatever it is being a husband a bit for the show. I don't like it. I don't want people to be confused. I don't like it. It doesn't feel good, but it feels better faster if it's direct and so well.

My wife said something was funny.

Because it is hard to get her to laugh, and I think probably everybody deals with this, like whatever your thing is, your wife or your husband, they see it all the time, so it's just another day.

So it's really hard.

Right when I get her laughing, I'm like, I pointed out, huh, you're laughing. Got you so her there, And in my career probably my friend Charlotte and the god in New York who it's just like, hey, what do you think about this or this idea, and he'll be like that I don't think it's gonna work, and it's like, all right, appreciate that.

Or he's like that's a great die.

Or when I got in trouble, got so much trouble at work, he's the one that like hit me up. I was like, ha ha ha, that's hilarious. I'm like, no, I'm getting a ton of trouble. He's like, no, no, no, You're gonna get through this and it's gonna be hilarious. And I'm like, you know, he doesn't. He'sn't lying to me. So those two.

Are mine, Eddie.

Yeah.

I mean I would say my wife, but I think that she also kind of knows when I get my feelings hurt about things, so she won't tell me the truth. So I want to go with my sister because my sister she's so like we're close, but we're not that close to where she can tell me the way it is.

And then I won't talk to.

Her for another like three weeks, and so she's not worried about if I get my feelings hurt or what I'm gonna say, so she just tells me how it is.

Plunching a run if you need too. Awesome. But she kind when something's good, though, Oh yeah, yeah, she'll be like, oh I saw that. That's really funny, Like you did a really good job on that Luschbucks.

Well, I guess I have a lot of yes people because everybody's just say me, I'm really funny. And maybe it's because they want tickets iheard, or they just want to hang out with me. But like Hart and Gregg and Forrest, they always oh, man, that's so funny. Oh dude, you did great up there on stage. So I mean, maybe Ryan my stylist because he tells me my alefits suck.

He's not your stylist, your friend, I.

Know, but that tells me my alefit sucks. So he's the only one that tells me my alefit suck. Well, big shout out to straight Talk Wireless. Thanks for being a great sponsor. Been awesome. It's been a really fun part of interviews as well. And hey, thank you guys for your vulnerability. Hey man, so far you guys doing a great job. You know who's told you suck before me, so he can believe it. Oh dang you, that's right. I just give it to you straight?

All right, straight talk wireless.

Air to pick something, we call Bobby and fail get here.

Hello Bobby Bones. I have a really good friend who's always asking to borrow money. At first, I didn't mind helping because right now I'm a bit better off, But it's become a regular thing and she rarely pays me back. I value our friendship, but I feel like she might be taking advantage of me. How can I address this without damaging our relationship? Should I keep lending her money or cut her off? Sign piggy bank, Paula, Oh, it's two women. Usually dudes? Is none pay your back? Yeah?

I got a lot of plays like that.

Okay, so you've heard the old adage you don't loan friends' money. Either give it to them or don't or family too like give it to them.

Oh.

If you give it to them, you expect that it's a gift and you're not going to get it back.

You say, pay me back, but you're not going to get upset and they say i'll pay you back. Yeah, but they a lot of times they don't.

This is what I would say.

If you want to be friends with them, you can't just say hey, I don't have the money to loan you. Or you can give them the money, loan them the money and just expect this and never going to be paid back. Those are the only two options because there's a cycle happening here where you loan person a the money, person A doesn't pay you back or doesn't pay you back on time, or does it pay you all of it back. Then you get mad at persona and you're like, how can I be friends? And then they're like, can I have some more money after they finally pay you back, And so you have to kill this cycle in order to have a healthy relationship, and that relationship is with one of the two boundaries. One boundary is just say no, not no, I'm not gonna loan. Just be like, I can't right now. You're not lying you can't because it's not good for your mental health to always be angry at them or too sure. And you can even limit what you're quote loaning in them. Let's say they want five hundred bucks and you're like, I know I'm not getting it back and I could, but I can loan them quote one hundred bucks and if I don't get it back, that's okay. But I'm still helping. You can have the but just create your little laws inside your loaning universe. But it's not good to loan friends' money because they won't be that friendship will be beaten in battered.

A little bit.

Yeah, I mean I think that you could set the boundary right now, you're not going to do it anymore. And then wait, did she ask about can she ask for the money back?

Like?

Can she bring up the past?

Yeah?

You want?

Yeah, okay, so, but.

But if you do, the relationship is not going to be the same. But that's what you have to know going into it. So I would say, generally, try to stay away from it as a whole, because it does change the dynamic.

I like your I can't write now because that's not a lot really Really, she's contemplating whether or not she can handle that.

Yes, I can't handle it. My mental health not. I can't afford it. Why though, good luck with that. You have to create your laws in your life and live by them. Those are three l's. Create your laws in your life and live by them. I just made that up. That's freaking awesome.

Good mans Easier than done.

Oh yeah, what are you talking about? The three l's working out three the three l's. Hey, make a note of this one. It's a social clip. Look at the camera here three here you go, create your three ls, create your laws for your life, and live by them.

Those are your boundaries.

Love that.

Hey, he's kind and I'm cutting.

I forgot it.

Amy's voice in the background. Oh yeah, yeah, it's that like the twig song. Oh yeah, all right, thank you. That's the mailback. We got your.

On you air now found the clothes Bobby's mail bag.

Yeah.

The game is Internet riddles for kids, but for the adults here in the room. Riddle me this Amy, What two things can you never eat for breakfast, lunch, dinner?

Correct? Nailed that? Oh my god.

You stay in as long as you can. Last one up is the winner of riddle me this.

Lunchbox?

What's bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot? What's bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot? And you have ten seconds from when I finished reading the second joke? What is bright orange with green on top and sounds like parrot?

Sounds like a parrot?

Right?

Orange?

A parrot on top? But he heard a parent, I have no I don't even understand. You're so close a pro prot what's bright orange at the green on top? It sounds like a parrot. It's a carrot. Yeah, oh sounds like I've got you. I was yeah, but you said parrot on tops. I think you heard in your head.

Yeah, I was really confused, Eddie.

Come on, I can be bitter or sweet, but I'm always a treat in a bar or a cake.

I'm something to eat. What am I?

I can be bitter or sweet, but I'm always a treat in a bar or a cake.

I'm something to eat. What am I? Chocolate? Good job? Wow, Morgan, you gonna take a run?

Oh?

Gosh?

Yeah?

You cut me, slice me, dice me, and all the while you cry. What am I an onion?

Correct? Amy?

What has a head and a tail? But nobody.

A coin?

Correct? A job, Eddie. I'm lied as a feather. Yeah, the strongest person can't hold me for five minutes? What am I? I'm light as a feather, Yet the strongest person can't hold me for five minutes?

What am I light as a feather? The strongest person can't hold me for five minutes? Can't hold.

I?

Can't hold secret ah breath.

Your breath, No, no, even think about that.

Yeah, it's always like a little word. Gotta find a little word, like situation.

You don't hold a secret, dummy, but you could you keep keep a secret.

Don't don't call yourself a dummy. Let us do that, Okay, dummy, you don't do it to yourself.

You let us do it.

Thank you, Morgan. What's really easy to get into and hard to get out of? What's really easy to get into but hard to get out of.

It's really easy to get into.

Get into a mess, but like.

I don't is that too literal?

Hard to get out of one.

It's really easy to get in a crash, hard to get out of one of.

The those I have a mess.

You're on the right track.

I mean mess is that that's not I'm not gonna give an credit for that, but that's a similar thing. But yeah, it's trouble day. It's easy to get into trouble, hard to get out of bed.

Some tiesn't want to get a bed. You can give out of bed every morning. To see you guys, you never get out of trouble. Well, it's hard to get out of trouble.

Amy, you won before we play your song though you want to take a little practice, a little uh victory celebration lap okay, Missus Smith has four daughters.

Each daughter has a brother. How many kids are there in total?

Five?

Yeah, because there are four daughters and one son. That's the connected son. Uh excellent. I want to say this about Eddie sighed just because there's math.

I mean, you can't figure that out. I didn't give it. You both are dyslexic.

Ammy's dyslexic too, but she just was calm and then tried to figure it out.

Yeah, but I'm dyslexic and disco caul.

But she didn't freak out at the beginning, and that saved her, like brain power.

Also, I was able to figure out they all have one brother, and then I was like four plus one is five.

Yes, but you didn't freak out. Just when you heard numbers, Eddie, yeah, gasped the number.

I tried to keep track of what you were saying, and then once the second set of numbers came out, I'm like I lost it.

Yeah.

Ammy, a cowgirl rode into town on Friday. Three days later, she left on Friday. How's that possible?

Her horse is name Friday.

Okay, I've heard that one before.

I like that one. Amy's our champion. It's time for the good news.

Amy.

Macey is a fifteen year old high school freshman and she has Down syndrome. Her mom says that she can count on one hand the amount of birthday parties that Macy has been invited to since kindergarten. Again, she's fifteen years old now.

Well.

In an Instagram post and video, she was getting super emotional because Macy was invited to her birthday party and had the card and she was just so excited and happy and she just loved that it was bringing everybody together online about including people that may be left out, and that's why she's happy.

The story is going.

Viral and I saw a clip.

It's awesome, and not just because of what happened, because of how it makes people, How it makes a mom feel, how makes a kid feel, and it just reminds you it doesn't always have to be these great humongas gestures or spending money.

It can just be including people.

That's it, just being inclusive, having that in mind, great story, love it, that is what it's all about. That was telling me something good. I watched the movie Dune. Oh yeah, dude, I want to bring in a movie, Mike. I watched the movie Dune. So Dune's Timothy.

Chamelot and I don't think that's how you.

Say whatever, And he's like, uh, in the future and he's like trying to save a planet or some crap, and so it's long.

First of all, what'd you think of Dune movie, Mike.

I don't really like Dune. I love sci fi, but it's so boring. Okay, I gotta be honest. I didn't watch the last ten minutes of it. I watched two hours, and so I don't know how it ends ends yet.

Wait, why'd you throw in the towel?

Well, because I was on a.

Plane and it was ending right where we were landing, and I never got back to the last ten minutes, so I need to go to the last ten minutes. Yeah, I don't like it near as much as I thought I would. No, that's the kind of movie I love. Yeah, me too, futuristic fighting like that's all.

Oh me.

But I watched it the first one nothing happens, and then the second one I didn't like it either. Zendaya is in it. She's in one two she's in. She's in one, okay, the other one she's in one.

Two? You mean one as well? She won as well.

Okay, So I'm gonna give a Dune ninety five percent review. Two and a half, sorry Dan, two and a half sand Greens sand No, what is that?

Eric anyway? Dude? Whatever? And I like that too. I just couldn't.

It's like you almost have to be a different level of nerd and I'm not quite there. See but I am a by different things though. But Dune two and a half out of five, magical sand okay? And he what was the show you watched on Netflix about Robin Banks?

The best documentary I have seen in a long long time.

They teach you that rob a bank?

No, it's a story of a of a bank robber named Hollywood. They didn't know who it was, so they named Hollywood. He robbed a bunch of banks in the early nineties in Seattle, and it's the whole story of how they robbed the banks. It's a story of how they robbed the bank for you, and it is the story of the FBI.

Trying to track them down and where they're going to hit next. Dude. It is unbelievable and it's only an hour and a half. It's one. It's called how to Rob a Bank? How to Rob a Bank. It's a documentary. It's a documentary and it's only an hour and a half. It's amazing. Rate it.

Oh, I'm going to give it four and a half vaults out of five.

I'll be watching that one. Wow, dude, it is so so good. Morgan, you start Sweet Tooth?

Yeah, I finished the whole first season.

I am. I loved Sweet Tooth.

That's the hybrid baby boy with the antlers.

I can already feel your judge. It's not like the science fiction he type stuff, and this is like kids are born differently. What, yes, Amy, it is, don't judge me. I said it in like dun so I can be cool for a minute.

Oh my said, was that the hybrid baby boy with antlers?

But then you looked at me like loser. He started laughing as you said, boy with antlers?

I love Sweet Tooth because season three is now happening.

Yeah, we just started it. What'd you think? What do you think?

Well, so I'm one season in, but this is a struggle I'm in because I'm new in a relationship.

And I watched it with my boyfriend.

But now I have to wait for him to watch season two and season three and he only watches like one episode at a time a couple of days.

And I'm a binger. I want to watch the whole thing right now.

Okay, explain to me. So you watch one together.

We watched the first season together. We had like a weekend.

What can't you do two together?

We can, but he he closes at such a slow rate.

You can't make him binge with you. Oh that's the.

Thing, and I can't get He's like, I gotta go to bed early. I'm like, no, no, no, we can watch like two more episodes.

Well two you want hart on two?

Okay, I want to like binge. I could binge the whole and I'd be done in a week.

I think there are certain shows if you communicate with your partner about, hey, this is our show, but this is a show I want to watch, so be cool to watching our own time. I think you can have about one of those every couple of months if you watch shows together. So I think, yeah, because I agree.

I mean, this is our first one.

You shouldn't be punished because man in uniform. Its falling asleep. Maybe don't watch the show so late.

Well, we can't help. But he gets done with work. He's like back at like six thirty.

And then it's six thirty. You know, wow, it's late.

Well, if you work all day, not normal, and then we's a difference. I would think you have whatever the rules are, you're establishing them now. That's why, because it's a new relationship.

Yeah.

So if you're just totally catering to his sleep needs and you're holding you're gonna hold off the rest of your life.

I know this is our first one together. Though I have so many shows by myself. I'm like, no, you're on your own on the others. But this one we did start. He he was the one who is like, you should watch this.

You'd really like it.

So he's already seen it.

He had seen the first season. He hasn't seen the other.

Why he's fallen asleep in Yeah, but we.

Started season two and he started falling asleep during those two.

I think you it's Bill Belichick. I knew it.

I think you establish the rules where every once in a while one of you can jump ahead, but only like one one show occasionally, No that's.

You've you've seen the way that I can watch shows, Like we've talked about it, I can binge.

Great show watcher, Hey, one of the best show watchers I've ever seen. One of the best show watches I've ever seen. Sweet Too.

Did you rate it?

Oh?

I give it five out of five chocolate bars?

Yeah, Amy Hater, that's perfect, Hey, Amy Hater, the best show ever.

Perfect, Like I.

Would have given it four at four and a half out of five because I love hybrid babies.

And that's just season one with like two season two episodes.

So I'm getting there.

This guy goes to the doctor and they're like, hey, you have anxiety, go home, rest, relaxed, chill. Turns out they misdiagnosed him, almost died. What this is how I feel about everything I ever go in for what.

I mean, I would have thought that immediately as soon as they said go home, just chill.

Let me give me this show.

This guy California twenty eight So young guy nearly died due to cardiac arrest because doctors, no, I'm telling you, they he had sepsis and they thought it was anxiety, so they sent him home. So he goes in and it's like in April, and he's like, I got these red splotches that are online my chest and my neck, and dude's pretty in shape, active lifestyle doctors like these are just skin rashes, and you get ratches sometimes when you get all all inflamed from anxiety. But the blotches started like oozing, so and his neck had it started to get Yeah, it gets gross. So I'm not gonna say all of that. So he goes to doctor. Doctor's like, it's a skin rash, and now it's an infection. You have so much anxiety, and he send him home. He gives a manibiotics, gives them steroids, and so he did tell the doctors been feeling a bit anxious lately, but he didn't think that I had anything to do with his diagnosis, cause you talk, it's like, yeah, it's gross. So turns out he was right on the verse of sepsis, an extreme response to an infection where there's organ failure death. Further tests revealed that the patient had suffered into carditis, inflammation of the inner lining of the harsh chambers. It's it was it gives me anxiety, now listen. Because they missed outgnosed them so bad. He's still having some residual heart issues. But the doctors are currently working to make sure that yeah, now they are. Of course they are now, yeah, because they're like, oh, we messed up and doctors are humans.

Right.

Here's here's the thing that sucks about doctors and not about them specifically, but they are run so ragged that they're bouncing room room room, room, room room, and it's not like they're spending a ton of time, so they're just making their bad.

I always thought when I'm sitting there waiting for them, they're like just eating the sandwich in their office.

Because they're making you think they're busy, so they don't.

They're like there's somebody in every room, and that I would rather have happened because then they could like think and have a little time for themselves. But they're going one person leave, take another chart, next person read it, Okay, next person.

Yeah, because they got to turn thing. It's like a place that has oil changes. And think about how hard diagnosing someone is. Like a car, I get it, like all right, ye not turning on. That could be your alternator or whatever. A person, it could be anything.

So it was bad. It looked bad and now he's okay. But the doctor misdiagnosed him. Stuff that is tough. Now, I don't not trying to freak anybody out, and I don't think it's the reason to freak Out's send me a picture of some red splotch on him is to grow. I don't know why he thinks I'm going to diagnose him. You're a doctor, That's what he says as a joke. I'm not a doctor of medicine. Wait, I have a doctor in letters.

So I need to see it because I have something on my leg. Where is.

Right here? Keep your pants on, clothes off?

So weird looking?

Let me see it? Kind of looks like his? Oh the guys that these are gross?

What is it?

If I both have it? It's contagious. Ah, mine kind of looks like that. You want to see it? Hey, keep your pants on it, I just lift your leg up. Don't pull your pants down his hip.

Okay, I was not concerned about this until this moment. I mean last night I did look at it.

Hold on, hold on? He pants down? Okay, yeah, show a picture. I look, ayy, you see where it is? No, it's worth place where you'll now go to hr and we don't want that. WHEA find it.

Okay, So now these two have these weird splotches on them.

It's probably just anxiety. Hey, it's anxiety. Just go home and chill. Yeah, he guys. Yeah a minute.

To be clear, I'm glad I looked at the photo instead of his actual body.

It looks like a chicken pox. That's from the Yeah.

I feel like whatever we have is a little similar, Like it's kind of got a little.

Like a like a white head.

Yeah, that's his hand. Oh wait, can we get a doctor there? That's what I'm saying. It's been there for like over week, maybe two weeks. But I wouldn't touch it. I wouldn't touch people's, okay.

But Amy has one of them. They do look similar. Amy's just far prettier. Lunchbox has three that I'll see.

But did you give me something?

Remember when he gave you to Berke? Why did you give a joke? Everybody? Lunchbox gave Amy to Berkeylosi this one time on this show.

True, it sounds to me like he had it first, because I wasn't even going to bring.

This up until Lunchbox always gives us lunchbucks it's every disease. He brings it in. She's typhoid.

Mary, Mike, can Mike reverse like photo that on the internet and figure out what it is?

And that what you do.

That's what reverse photo is, reverse photos like find the source of the picture or then the disease.

But yeah, I need a doctor because I thought you could help me, but noting.

Hey scoo it can I say? Can we get a doctor up here and see if any listener calls? Yeah, it's try it out.

I mean worked last time. Try it's see what happened. It works every time. We could use a doctor up here in the studio, yeah, or the buddy could uh like email or like d m us d m us on Instagram.

That is what we should do.

D m us at Bobby Bone Show and then we could get on zoom or we just.

Showing the picture. We'll have a question.

Does anyone have one of those like like CBS whatever, they have those apps where you can get a doctor on right now and show them all.

Your problemsalth telehealth.

Yeah, but how weird is this doctor that you don't know gonna feel? When you three people jump on screen and they're all showing off there look at this dog. Okay at Bobby Bone Show, Morgan, can you look out?

Yep?

I will.

I think it's just anxiety. Just chill, guy, chill.

Yeah. I don't worry about that, but seriously stay away from us, all right, nothing. What do you got, Mike? Is that what it looks like? A herpe?

Mike literally pulled up a herpee has leg herpy and that makes sense.

Yep, this is horrible news.

I know.

Wow, Wow call TMC two members of the Boy Bone Show leg harpees, you guys do. It's not called this anymore, and so I'm just what it used to be called. Have you guys been Indian wrestling?

You get legs up? Oh yeah, not called that anymore.

I don't know.

But that's not the across apple sauce wrestling.

No, that's like Indian style, which we don't say that buttress across apple sauce, but it's we called Indian wrestling.

You put your legs up and you push on them.

And I don't know why that would be offensive, but I'm saying it's not called that, but it used to be called the artist formerly known as that.

They can probably be playing twister too. Oh my god, this is how we find out that they m that's not happening.

Man, Okay, we need a doctor, somebody doctor.

Send on a positive note in that this news story of the guy like he knew something was wrong with him. So it's okay to question a doctor too, like be your own advocate.

Let me say, doctor, hey, is there such thing? It's leg herpes?

You know, like speak up for yourself or if you feel inside your body like I don't know that this is anxiety than demand more.

I mean, it's like right here, man, they google leg herpes. We saw the picture. It's like in your inner head right here. Look you have more. Oh my gosh, you're away from me, see you.

No, hey, if you breathe into it, you'll get out your lungs. There's a there's a Okay, we're gonna play lower Sam hunt outskirts.

We need a doctor. Stats clear.

I'm just saying words now the doctor is like there's a voice smail from last night.

Man. I just wanted to share some good news.

About two months ago I was homeless, jobless, and just last week I got a thousand for taking a job. Listen, y'all, I appreciate it, y'all keeping us awake and keeping us awork, keeping a good attitude.

I just wanted to share the fact that lots is good. Thank you.

I blessed that.

Great call. Great job, great job hanging in there.

Uh we will ewther find your number or call us back and leave your number because it just says no name. He didn't leave a name, and we'll send you some pip and joy stuff. You didn't ask for it.

I like it. I love the story. Dude, keep at it. That's cool. Next one here, this is a tailor from Virginia. Well, we just recently adopted little chihuah. Wah you with the other chihuah.

Just wondering what's the best way to kind of get it to get used to everything is very shy and doesn't like to be around us.

I was just wondering what your.

Thoughts on that was.

So it needs to be helping me out. It's simply consistent exposure.

I mean, if it's an aggressive, if it's a shy, if it's any it's just exposure.

It's you don't get to mess up many times.

Though. So if you're mad as a dog and the dog is already very skitdish, it's gonna take that mad and it's going to affect a lot more than it would for a normal dog. So you really it needs to be exposed and you guys need to be soft around it until it warms up to you. But yes, constant exposure, because what that does is shows a dog. Okay, I'm okay, Okay, I'm okay again. Oh, I'm okay again. And now I can start to actually feel okay.

You know what someone told me to start doing with my dog who has a lot of anxiety.

Also rescue, hand feeding.

It great exposure to you as a person close to you. But this is just a general rule for dogs, kids, people, I mean exposure, meet with therapy, doing certain things. It's like I don't trust it. I don't believe this is gonna happen, and I have these thoughts and not this is gonna happen to me. Okay, we'll go be around it for a little bit, see what happens, check back and tell me if it no, okay, didn't okay, so't I feel good about it?

Okay, let's try it again.

Eventually you're like, well maybe, but if it does happen bad like then I'm off forever. But exposure but good for you. That dog, that's awesome. That dog's gonna love you. And consistency, right, yeah, I said that, consistent exposureing. Just keep doing what thing's over now, but except for the bad stuff, right, not that, only good stuff. And then let's do one more.

Number three, I have a morning corny. A toil was all from the police station, and the cops had nothing to go on.

And yeah, like part of the joke has laughs almost like a heart.

Yeah, pile of stories.

Right, So, Bobby, do you ever procrastinate?

I don't use that term.

I'm assuming it's the outset of procrastinating, and I guess I would. I don't procrastinate much, but I would say probably if that means being.

Prepared, Yeah, instead of prepared procrastinating.

Yeah, And instead of putting things off, you do stuff as early as possible so that you can stop stressing about it. The New York Posts had a whole article about it, because it's becoming a big word, a buzzword of sorts, and everyone's getting on board procrastinating. And I used to love procrastinating, and I thought I was good at it, like it just made me better under pressure. But now I'm big into procrastinating. I feel like nighttime me takes care of morning me.

Yeah.

People that procrastinate go, I'm a better procrastinator.

They just it's you're lying. You're lying to yourself.

It's like people who go, I'm a prime time player. I playing with the lights better now, you just don't want to practice. I've never actually met anyone who's way way better only when they perform, even myself as a performer in many areas, not just this one. Even if I said I just like the live element, you can still be way, way, way prepared. So when the live element hits, and you'd still be as great, but you'll be even better with the preparation. Right.

I'm a reformed procrastinator, So I mean, if you're still procrastinating and lying to yourself that you're really awesome at it, come to the other side, it's better.

I have myths about hydration, and.

So if you're no need to drink water, this is good, especially if you struggle with drinking water, because we need to know this.

I don't like water. I drink water. I don't drink enough water. I don't drink enough water.

Same, so that's why I like these myth one, you need to drink eight glasses of water a day.

Everybody's different, everybody's.

Different, but a good goal is to drink approximately half your weight.

It's like, how am I supposed to drink eighty pounds in out of weird?

Pause, weird time to pause? Drink half your weight in ounces?

That's how many ounces of water you need in a day. And the myth too water is there?

Let me think about this.

Let's say I weigh one seventy five, okay, because I'm probably a few pounds more than I normally am.

Okay, So one seventy five. Do the math thatddy? What's that? Oh? Come on, man, we're gonna just do this. One seventy by two is one.

Hundred and forty No, forty forty that'll be.

You're thinking of seven plus seven is.

For when I was thinking eighty five would be one seventy okay, and then sits one hundred and seventy five five ninety okay. So you're telling you, you're telling supposed to drink roughly ninety ounces of water.

That's what I yes.

Did, Oh you did the whole thing I thought you know, I said, divide didn't happen you said ninety as a hound man. See, I have this calcula dude, you're messing. There's not even ninety, it's eighty seven and a half.

But so that rounded up. That's why I'm not sure you're telling truth. Go ahead, I'm sorry.

Okay, well, yeah, i'll be. You need to drink that much water in a day?

Chance, sometimes I have I don't know, two or three SIPs, okay in a day.

Myth too, water is the only thing that hydrates you.

Falls I eat watermelon for that.

Yeah, fruits, vegetables, milk.

Ninety pieces of watermelon in a day. So dehydrated.

Well, that's good, it's working for you.

Myth three Coffee is dehydrating because of the caffeine, which I've always heard that, but since you've taken more liquid than you lose while drinking coffee, it's not really an effect on your dehydration.

Or as my uncle or Eddie's dad used to do, you're drink beer because beer has water.

My dad would says, I'm drink beer. I don't drink water.

And the final myth, being dehydrated just means that you feel thirsty.

Well, thirst is just one sign o. Their signs are.

Dizziness, weakness, fatigue, headache, dry skin, dry melthe like it basically comes out like a gold bar fatigue, so it just goes gold bar right out of it. I know these days are getting hot, these summer days. We need to make sure we're staying hydrated. So next month, Jelly Roll is finally performing in Canada after struggling to gigs outside of the US due to his previous felonies.

Oh yeah, I can't.

Well, so if you're famous, you get to skirt those rules or what maybe yeah, or if you've.

Not, like not had a felony in a long time, Like I don't know what those rules are. Yeah, Like they're good behavior, they're a little old.

Or it is because he's like jelly Roll, They're like, we will grant you this because we now like your song Halfway to Hell.

Yeah, so fittingly, the first show in Canada is for a foundation that's dedicated to offering youth support for mental health and addictions.

Maybe you prove you probably have to go to a border a person and be like, this is what I plan to do and how I plan to prove myself. And I guess they say yes, if you're a jelly Roll, and I like that.

I like jelly Roll same. Here there you go.

Congrats, I'm Amy. That's my pile.

That was Amy's pile of stories.

It's time for the good news, Bobby.

I briefly mentioned this before because I saw the headline, but I wanted to spend some more time on it because now I have more.

It just drives Lunchbox crazy.

But from WTSP NBA Hall of Famer Shaquille O'Neill recently teamed up with Broward County, Florida Sheriff's office to provide sneakers for students called walk a Mile in My Shoes. The giveaway took place during an event for Lauderdale and it involved one hundred and twenty five middle school students and their school resource officers and it was to foster a connection between students and local authorities through even athletics.

And I remember again, I remember this. I remember cool. Yes, and I love the idea and love the story.

But Lunchbox hates when sha Quille O'Neills in the news because he thinks it's all him just wanting to get in the news.

I'm should hold off, though, until I finished the story.

During the event, the students received new pairs of shoes and got it behind the scenes look at policing activities to also show what the police officers go through.

Oh I got a taste.

The kids did not get to dayte no, no, they had the opportunity to meet to canine units, explore law enforcement vehicles, including look inside the Sheriff's helicopter. So not only are they getting help with shoes, they're also learning about what the police officers do to protect them, which sometimes they need that knowledge because depending on what you're taught, you could look.

At the police as a bad thing.

Sheriff Gregory Tony says that it wasn't just about the shoes, but the Shack brought so much to it because of his fame that people cared and also the giving of the shoes to a bunch of kids who needed them.

And Shaq.

Was able to buy the shoes and then was not able to be there, so he sent a big video message so he wasn't trying to be on camera. He was like, Hey, this is for you guys, and the police benefited, Shack benefited, the kids benefited, everybody benefited. You guys, get to hear it now when it passes over lunch box for fifteen seconds, that's it.

Go ahead.

Interesting, No, not a big moment. And Shaq couldn't be there.

No, no, he.

Say, build this event around me, then he can't make it. Oh, but hey, make sure that it makes the news.

I think your logic should be that Shaq wanted to make sure he could be there for it and to build around his schedule so he could be there and be celebrated.

But he wasn't that at all.

He was like, I want to give my money and help these kids out and I don't even need to be there.

Don't build it around me being there. I don't know. I feel like, if you're gonna do right, you don't know that's right.

If you're gonna do something that big, you need to show up. Great story. I mean like the food packing. Amy didn't just send people there when she said the world record.

For we we did it.

We all went yeah, Amy, no offense to You're not Shack.

Oh no, I claiming to be.

But shacky, You're awesome Shack.

That he brings up an example from eleven years.

Fights he puts to you against Shack. That's a great story. That's what it's all about that was telling me something good. This is Stephanie from Sacramento.

I have a quick question for you, guys. I'm going to Las Vegas next month for a conference for work, and I'm going by myself, and I looked up to see what artists might be playing there, and Garth Brooks is playing. So I wanted to know if you've ever gone to a concert alone or if you think that would be weird, because I am thinking about going, but I feel kind of weird going by myself.

Two things. Yeah, it's weird. It doesn't mean you shouldn't go. It's only weird because we haven't done our whole life. We haven't a conditioned to go. Hey, you can do something by yourself. I've been to a concert o't and Save Benfolds by myself. It is really good. I wish let's just be honest. I wish I would have had somebody that enjoyed it as well. But I'm much happier having gone by myself than not having gone at all. So you can weigh that, would you rather have a friend that's in Vegas with you at the work conference you can enjoy it?

Yes?

Would the worst case be you are just sitting in your room alone. You don't get to go to Garth in a situation. Yes, so what's like better than that? And it's not gonna be all the way, but it's going to Garth. It's because that show is gonna be awesome.

Honestly, I feel like so many people are in Vegas a lot of times. Four conventions are work and there's probably stuff like this that comes up and a lot of people.

Probably go along.

Lost it, what's up?

Would?

No?

Wow? Oh got it?

Got it?

Sorry?

Sorry?

I was just thinking a lot of people go alone and.

Regardless is totally fine.

Normalize No, I think it kind of is normalized that it just is weird, but it's okay.

It's okay for things to be weird.

Sometimes we do most things with other people, most event type things. But if you're secure enough, like I've been to probably ten movies alone last week.

In our own heads, because nobody's noticing.

That you're sure alone.

Sure except once when I went on I went to Hawaii because I was finishing my second book, and I went there because the time zone was so different. I didn't have passport, so I was like, I'm gonna go work and I went for a hike by myself and I was like, we just take a picture of me and they were like, yeah, sure, who else? Nope, just me, And they noticed I was by myself and they thought I was a loser. But that's okay because I don't know them and I have that great story.

Go alone.

You'll be happier that you went alone then if you didn't go at all. But yes, we will also admit that it does feel a bit weird.

But it's okay. All right, we're gonna go to the morning Corny, Amy, it's up to you. Go ahead, the mourning corny.

How do pigs get to the hospital and ambulances?

Ambulance? That was the mourning corny.

I wonder when the relationship comes out that this guy admits to his new girl that he likes to be a baby, because I mean, that's the thing, because you're.

Like, oh, we're dating, we're now boyfriend girlfriend. At what point is he like I like to wear a diaper and be like, wam like you cuddle me?

Oh, I mean I'm sure that's early on.

Oh no, you can't do it, well, you gotta do it, Like, no, you can't do it.

That what you think if she starts to love him a little, well, maybe.

Ye let him love you, because then they have to love you through it.

Right.

You can't even approach it. You can't unless you meet him on a message board where that's the thing. You can't approach it till you already have a deep connection that you're thinking, maybe it's so deep they won't leave.

But then I'm going to be angry. You let me get deeply connected to you and you like to be a baby.

A young woman was horrified to discover her boyfriend had a secret fetish for dressing like a baby. And now she's like, I don't have to do this relationship to do What would you do if you found out your partner of six years where's nappies and baby clothes? She's found things like dummies or bottles drink? What was he doing for six years hiding it?

Never in a closet. Some are called that, they're called littles. Oh no, the people, that's what they call the littles. So that story is from Daily Mail. Morgan, you and your boyfriend are new.

Yeah, if he came to you now and we can just say the baby thing, because that's the example here, and you're the easiest version of this to you since you're in a new relationship, and it's like, hey, I really like to be a baby and like have you when I'm in a diaper like rock me? But everything else is perfect, Like you, you're starting to love them. You're like, this could be the one. Is that enough to make you go, I'm not going to be in a relationship with this person.

Man, I don't know.

I'd have so many questions, hi, And what if every question came back that you know, there was just some trauma as a kid and he never got to you know, he doesn't know why.

But in no way is it if we're not creating a scenario where he does anything else bad or creepy.

He just likes to be treated as a baby.

So tough because then also, if you're gonna have kids with this person, then you have multiple babies, and then.

I just I don't think. I don't think I put them all on a stroller. You don't put him in a stroller a baby, I don't.

I don't think I could.

I think I think that would be a significant red flag. It's just it's there's a lot of growing up to do it feels like.

Again, But what if it's only let's say, it's like somebody who likes to, you know, smoke a little.

This is not the same thing.

But I'm just saying, but if you I'm not saying it's the same thing at all.

But I'm saying, it's like once every week, but once every week he wants to be a baby. It's not every day, every night, once a week for one hour, he and but everything else is could you do one hour a week of googoo ga?

Gay?

I wouldn't. I mean, I wouldn't shut it down right away. I think I would have timped to be like.

Okay, let's see, and I would then I would like it's like somebody. The reason I compared to some like some people don't like smoking. Some people are very anti but like once a week, if you love them, you let them do a thing for an hour.

I don't know.

But but smoking you try to quit or are you going to try to get them to quit? Baby?

No? No, no, If one hour a week, if they just want to be a baby. But I love them, I'm fine, But I'm also going to be like, well I need four hours. Look at fantasy football, we don't bother me Like, I'm gonna find a way to get that back.

You're gonna use it?

Well, yeah, because it's weird. I don want to be cut on a baby.

Would you encourage, like, let's work through this, I'll go to therapy with you, or.

I'm not going to treat it like they're doing something wrong.

I feel like that would be I feel like because it's not wrong, as in, it is not immoral, it's not hurting anybody. If it's something that makes them feel better as a person, Who am I? Who am I to judged them? Now?

I may not be comfortableenough to be in a relationship with them, But who am I to judge them? If they're not.

Hurting anybody in any way and it makes them feel better, that's salid.

How are we judging them? We're just trying to do because I was asking about there.

I was asking because I would think that maybe there could be something they could work through, and then.

Who knows, I might even like being a baby. I'm like, it's so weird, and I'm like, fine, I'll put on a dipe. Oh this is I just didn't even get up.

What about Okay, So babies are a thing. What about if your girlfriend wanted to be a cat? Weah the fur the furries's ferby?

No, no, Ferbie's not a furby? Is a toy that was hot for a furry is high in a couple of hotel room.

That's tough.

That's a lot, because that feels like more of a lifestyle thing. But let's say they want one hour, one hour a week. They wanted to dress like a cat, and do we have to do dirty stuff or is they just gonna walk arounds a cat.

They mew and lick one hour a.

Week and it's weird and it's weird. I'm saying it's weird, and you have to walk them on. Le keeps adding laters until I say no, yeah, Amy, okay, and then you and then they have you have to watch them go in the litter box?

No, Amy, what that's valid? They want to But.

Again, they're all these layers. I'm saying, there's again. Everybody has different laments and levels. I think a cat is a little for me, a little different than a baby because at one point you were a baby. I mean, there may be something inside of you that you're like, I don't know why I have this need to feel still true, do something baby like to get.

Some sort of love, which is where the therapy would come in.

But I'm not going to suggest that because that feels like you're doing something wrong to enable that.

I'm going to be a baby too. I just said it, like I.

Want to maybe all they cope from therapy.

Maybe they went to therapy and then maybe or yeah, maybe there's something so uh broken inside of them that that's the only way they can feel like and that makes me sad.

It's weird, But I'm not going.

To judge because the're not hurting anybody, right, And I have compassion checking your history and the internet.

Absolutely, I can certainly have compassion for it. But I don't think I.

Can do it one hour a week perfect and it's never this one and they promise you you're never getting divorced.

But listen, it's hard out there to find.

Scenarios.

I know that it is hard out there. There's not a lot of options, so I see there's more than this one.

Okay, Okay, let me run this.

Would you rather have somebody who one hour a week likes to be a baby and a diver or somebody that's secretly robbing banks.

It's baby because they eventually get caught and go to jail. You'll not have them in your life at all. Cool. No, not because again the relationship is great. Okay, what if the baby crawls out of the house and ends up the traffic. Just keep the door locked, put the baby gates up.

You got one hour to mess with the outlets executed, Put the little the little holders in the outlet's, put the baby gate up, keep them up stairs for one hour a week.

You can't do that. You're not a good parent.

Yeah.

I either have a bank robber as.

Long as they're uh not armed, you most makes.

Rob the bank, or with.

Well, I don't want to like harm anybody, you know.

That's but part of bank robbery is something could go wrong. Yeah, so you'd rather somebody you run this final scenario, Boy, you think about this. You're with someone who says I want to be a baby one hour a week, no one else knows, just you in the house, or someone who wants every three months goes and attempts to rob a bank.

Which one? But I mean, these are terrible options. I didn't say. I didn't say it was something you'd want.

One of them, But I don't know.

He's a bank robber, right, yeah, you do, course you do, because you know the girl baby. Yeah, you're accomplice, but you know, yeah, I mean bank robber. And if you know you're you're you're an accomplice.

I'm going to you're accomplice of being a baby. That's even worse. But that's not illegal. Well it's frowned upon. What are you doing? Who are you with the baby? The bank robber?

The bank robber?

What a buddy cop?

The baby and the bank robber coming to theaters? All right, okay, well this person's baby. I hope they get to help they need.

But they don't need No, I didn't say they don't need help.

No, you guys are hearing use any an argument for something saying that I feel that way.

It's not true.

I think somebody I probably need help in a lot of ways. If somebody needs to act like a baby, there's price some help they need. But I'm not gonna make somebody feel shame about it. I want to let them come to the conclusion and support them.

You're right, Yeah, I mean I can.

I got that.

It's weird. It's weird. A lot of stuttering going on.

Now, I do feel I mean, I do have I know that people live with certain things and I have compassion for that, and I also need help.

And it's something where they're not hurting anybody. There are some people that have things it hurts. It's bad news, you know what I mean. I'm not even talking, I'm gonna say it out loud, but yeah, that's.

Right, I mean, that's what. Yeah, let's keep it light.

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