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The BOB & TOM Show — September 30, 2026

6:00 AM

Mr. Obvious

Kristi out — Jess in

Jess left garbage disposal on till motor died

Letter — Ford Thunderbird is a car, thanks Tom for the clarification!

Hello Mary Lou — Rick Nelson

Telling Jess who Rick Nelson was

Song — The Gunner Brothers

Letter — Listen to you guys on the way to work

Tom’s joke setup

Letter — Talking hurricanes — could not think of Atlantic Ocean

Sports Update

7:00 AM

Letter — Tom hates mail — I’m a mail carrier and I hate you

Sports

Tom’s exotic breakfast — oblong bagel with eggs, called Jerusalem bagel

Doodle Palooza — 296 poodles, largest dog pool party

Letter — Pasta pillows = ravioli

Flatus — Trying to count farts — smart underwear

Rescued bears — Rick Wakeman wrote new songs for the bears

Chick does not like Rick Wakeman

Roundabout — Yes

Family of bears opened car door and went inside — no damage to car

Condom-like object found in chicken

Popeye Doyle talk

Morning song — Spyro Gyra

Chick hates “Maggie May” song

8:00 AM

Guy on motorcycle going 50 miles over speed limit to get food from McDonald’s

Need cameras for drivers on their phones — they need electric shocks — Tom

Nut butter — white beans with peanut powder

Today in History

Birthdays

9:00 AM

Letter — Candy pumpkins are good

Candy pumpkins are no good — straight to the trash — Josh

“Baby in the Back” song — Pat — better version on 9/29

In Santa Ana — deadly snake was fake

Zoom — Alli is in England — sexy time

Letter — I did go out with a girl twice on Tinder — two dates — I asked her out again

Letter — Found condoms in girlfriend’s purse

Letter — Got in fight with girlfriend — she said sex was bad — she didn’t mean it?

Letter — Boyfriend asked where I learned new sex moves

Letter — Getting married soon — lives with him

Letter — Won’t introduce me as his girlfriend

It’s harder to poop in space

New Word Drops for 2026

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