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THE BOB & TOM SHOW – TUESDAY, AUGUST 18, 2026

Nasty Stuff – Chick
Tom gets DL – Down Low
On the QT Means Quiet – Kristi
Letter – To the crew who brightens my day except Tom
Sophie, You’re a Baller – Pat Godwin
First Ferrari Sold for $40 Million – Tom
Letter – Sea Captain Dick Itchy
His Mom’s First Husband Dies; She Put Her Name on His Tombstone After Remarrying

Letter – At a car show, Bowser and a Playmate were there
Letter – Tom Is Right About “Mrs. Jones”
Letter – Ate at Lambert’s
Letter – Can Funny People Be in Relationships With Unfunny People?
Always Acknowledge Your Dogs – Chick
One of My Dogs Can Have No Distractions Mid-Process – Tom
Shoplifted Alcohol From Kroger When Underage – Chick
In Studio – Jeff Stole His Parents’ Booze and Got Sick
Letter – Wanted a Yankees Fan License Plate
Sports
Magic Bus – Copyright
Our Green Room Is Like a Store When You Run Into Someone You Don’t Want to Talk To – Chick

Took Fat From a Cadaver – Pat Godwin
SWR – Fastest Time Smashing Cans in One Minute; Smashing Pineapples in One Minute – Chick
Kristi Had Four Ball-Peen Hammers
In Studio – Jess
Sauna at Airport in France Shut Down Due to People Engaging in Sexual Activity
Best Food at the Airport – Chips and Salsa
Can You Smoke in an Air France Airport?
Shoe Shines at Airports Talk
I Love Pedicures – Josh
Difference Between a Fetish and a Kink? – Jess
Today in History
Beatles Had Private Sexual Discussions – Only Twice According to Paul McCartney

All Together Now – Pat Godwin
Paul McCartney Almost Got Run Over Recreating Abbey Road Crossing – Jess
Spent Nine Minutes Talking About Beatles Movies, and Tom Says They’re Not Good – Josh Snaps
I Don’t Take Nine Minutes to Talk About Lures – Josh
An Elephant Ear Dipped in Chocolate for Josh – Chick
Bear in a Woman’s House Ate Her Leftover KFC
Kentucky Brewing – Pat Godwin
Trying to Take Over a Beach Run by Nuns in Sicily
Last Blockbuster in Oregon
Tom, Your Socks Smell Like Tires – Chick

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