The Black Guy Who Tips PodcastRod and Karen are joined by comedian JL Cauvin to discuss his new stand up special “Inauguration is My Favorite N-Word”, Trump’s meme coin, Biden pardons, DACA ruled unlawful, Trump's executive order repeals, Trump wants more death penalty drugs, Trump lifts pause on bombs to Israel, Pastor Zo's inauguration speech, Stephen A defends rappers performing for Trump, social media prankster arrested, woman beats up family for praying, crack selling drug counselor and sword ratchetness.
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But I'll tell you one person who will be there in person, and that is today's guest. He's an actor, podcaster, a comedian, stand up comedian and also comedian of just like sit down and all kinds of stuff. An actor of stage and screen now not just not just billions.
Okay, one stage, one screen.
That's all it takes.
Thats all it takes.
It is our friend JL Covan, who has a new stand up special. Inauguration is my favorite inn word available on YouTube. We were watching it right before we hopped on with what's going on?
JAYL?
How you doing, bro?
I'm great? Thank you for having me looking forward to uh to Charlotte. I just hope there's not a natural disaster or you know, a sinkhole underneath the bloomuthol Center for the Arts. I don't know what the jail Jinks has in store, but you know, it finds new way. It's very adaptable. It's like Madonna. It changes throughout the erarors.
Yeah, stuck our necks out on this one.
Like I we're filling ourselves. We're like, let's let's find out what's coming to the head. What's more powerful jail jinks or the blackout tips bump.
It's gonna be a it's.
Gonna be a fucking race to the finished war for ages. Every day I wake up expecting something like just look at my email.
I'm like, oh, oh, show still happening. People still buy tickets, all.
Right, Yeah, they're still purchasing them.
We get email every day you hadn't dropped, You hadn't dropped yet. I'm waiting for us that we got to go through the walk through the new space. I'm waiting for them to be like, oh, did we not tell you guys that, uh, it's.
All underwater or something, And we're like, of course, Trump.
Yeah, Trump has you know, declared Charlotte an enemy against the country.
City, you know, yeah, and it's.
On lockdown starting February twenty seven.
State of emergency.
Right, oh man, but yeah, man, I'm looking forward to having you.
Man.
Let's talk about the special as well, right, So you put this special out it's you.
Actually, no, you tell the audience what it is.
Sure, well, it's basically, you know, it's me as Donald Trump. But it's it's it's basically it's funny. But there are moments where the crowd is not laughing at all, which I sort of enjoyed because it's really a little bit of performance art, which is like if Donald Trump were a stand like doing a stand up special, not here's me impersonating Donald Trump doing comedy. It's like, there's complaints about this hack. Stuff about trans people, there's a nonsensical thing about cancel culture. He references Matt Rife. He's like, it's all these little bits that are some funny, but some are really like, oh you thought, no, that's just the setup. Like there's the joke about pumper Nickel bagels where he thought the name of the bagel was something else and he's going, why are you laughing at that? That's just the setup. You know. The joke is that the woman got fired, Like she got fired for correcting me. That's the funny part. So you know, it's it's you know, it's it's I I'm gonna stay positive on this this show today. But it's It's something that I wanted to do and I thought was a fun idea, and I hope people will check it out. I think it's very funny, But you know, I get I'm getting more and more comments from fans who are like, you know, I can't. I just You're very talented and funny, but I just can't watch your stuff anymore. And I'm always like, why do I have to be the Why can't Trump pay for Trump's crimes? Why does my career have to be the one that takes the hit of the two people who have to get get hurt? Hey and Joe Houston. It's it's January. This is jl's whitest month of the year. I at least on a sun this is this is the whitest there is. Plus this ring light isn't helping you. But but it's like I thought this during the first term, where I was like, Michael Cohen gets out of prison and he's got a book deal and his podcast is doing huge numbers, and I'm like, but I never worked for Trump, Like and with Trump thriving, living his best life, I'm like, but you can't, you can't enjoy me making fun of Trump, Like that's too much. But I guarantee you those are the people who will be watching six hours of MSNBC every day absorbing the real thing. They're like, I'm off sugar for my health, so I'm just doing fentanyl now. Yeah, that's basically what my fans are. That's the logic of the jail you base.
Not to pivot to full time John burnhal impersonator to get these people to stick around that You're gonna have.
A big role in the new darcause. Yeah yeah, okay, Okay, then I'm gonna keep growing the hair. If I show up to the Bloomenthal Center for the Arts with the worst haircut ever, it means that you know I'm going full burn Thaw.
Yeah.
I don't know if you saw the trailer for it yet, but like, it's not just punished.
He's not the old punisher.
Like he looked like hard times and his hair looked longer, and I was like time, I was like, oh, this is a different look for Frank.
I want to see. I can't wait to have this back in my life.
Been do something.
What I was gonna say about the special though, is you you like to play the game on all Madden. I don't I don't know what this. I don't know what it is. I guess it's personal integrity or something. You you want to sisipist, pushing the rock up the mountain or whatever.
You have to play it the hardest way possible.
And so every other Trump impersonator I believe is doing like almost no, I don't call them fart jokes, but it's it's, you know, like I'm gonna give you the Trump isms, but it's very light work, and it's all stuff that you know, half clapped, half applause, right, Like that's a good there's a good mix in the lemonade.
It's an Arnal Palmer.
But James out there and I have to ask, like, did you what was this all extemporaneous? Was this like something had you worked out these bits on the road, Like how how did you come up with it? Because it felt like your Trump impression that you do that that I know that is extemporaneous when you do it with on making podcasts great again, it felt like that, But but I'm like, you know, that could also just be that you've practiced it enough that it feels like that.
Well, the good thing about this is this it was planned, Like I had a cheat sheet on the stool next to me during it, but it was not like it was bullet point planned because I couldn't run this a I don't get booked enough, right about that, right anyway, But I don't get booked enough, and there's not a real opportunity. If I were a bigger star, I could obviously be like, hey, I'm running my Trump Hour twelve times. But because I've done it so much, I had all the beats written out like beforehand. I had thought about the different beats and so it was very easy to kind of just get into what I wanted to say. So I had the cheat sheet there, but it was much It was much more planned than my usual Trump stuff. Now I've done our long live shows with no planning, but I wanted this. That's it was important to me that I challenged myself a little bit that I could get out out there and talk for forty five minutes as Trump and it will be funny. But I wanted to kind of stick to the idea of like, no, no, some of this has to not be funny, some of this has to be weird and like hacky, So I need to stick to those beats rather than just be like, everybody, let's laugh for forty five minutes. I wanted it to be awkward at times. I wanted it to be because it was like mostly stand up comedy and somewhat performance piece.
So that's what I'm mean.
That's that's what I mean by saying it's playing the game on the hardest fucking level because the audience has to conceptualize in real time he's not coming out and we're supposed to have fun of him doing a Trump impression of like, look, how stupid Trump is?
Trump is stupid? It's no, I am Trump.
And while Trump is stupid, the joke is not that Trump is stupid, it's this is what Trump doing stand up comedy would look like as opposed to stand up comedy about tr Trump is.
I thought it was great, but also when the audience.
Isn't laughing, I'm like, I'm laughing in the house, but I might, But the right response for the audience was not to laugh, like.
Right, like how to fuck it out?
Trump?
Trump would think the things that Trump thinks is funny are not right to two decent people, so they.
Shoul wouldn't laugh one laugh. And I know anybody's been to a Chick fil A. But when I said, they didn't laugh at all. And the good thing is the armor of being Trump is that either way, if they laugh, I'm funny, and if they don't laugh, I'm doing it right, yes, And so like when I said, okay, when you go into Chick fil A, which is it's a very Christian chicken place, and you have a gay cashier, it's like I didn't come in for a gay person to be at the chick and there was no laugh, right, But I'm like, oh, that's I guess you're woke, yes, right, And it's an easy thing. You just go to woke. You blame the crowd as woke or radical or lefties if they don't laugh, because of course that's the only reason people won't laugh. Of course, that side.
The stuff that was funny to Trump, of course, is not funny. Like I love when it's like, that's not the joke. When they are laughing, it's like, oh, like it's starting to it's starting to kill.
It's like, no, no, no, it's Trump. That's not the killer part.
The clever, the clever thing you think happened that like it's clever, Jl's clever.
But not Trump's clever, and then.
A then deliver a punchline that is not funny, that's just me, and everyone's like, oh god, it was. Maybe it's just one of those things where it's like it's comedy for a room of one or whatever, because it's it's the kind of smart like writers comedy type of shit.
It's like the ship that.
I sometimes I have to I have to you know some of this. You know, I think for a lot of my comedy career, all all self deprecation aside. If I wasn't motivated to do things I thought were good, I really would have quit a long time ago. But I believe in what I do, whether or not it gets enough sales or whatever. I know I'm the best comedian I've ever been right now. That's the crazy thing about comedy is before my brain starts to deteriorate, it's not like athletics where oh, at forty, unless you're Lebron James or you know, Wayne Gretzky, you're done. Your brain keeps, you know, keeps, keeps able to develop and create new things and add on to the knowledge you have. So like this was a thing where it was like I want it to do well. I don't think it's gonna do well, but I'm proud of it and I'm happy. I'm happy with it, and sometimes I hate to have, you know, that sort of idea in my head that I just go like, I want to you know, I want to create stuff, and so I'm I'm happy with it as a product, so at least when things fail. This is what I should probably tell the dude Robbie Williams who made that movie A Better Man, I'm like, I liked it. I like that he took it was like a risky, weird, entertaining thing. And I was like, don't listen to the haters, man, Like, we need more people. There aren't enough risk now I'm not putting myself in that class, but there's not enough people trying to really do like big exciting things Like I saw The Brutalist and I was like, well, that was art, but I didn't really like, actually care for it that much. And I know it's like the front runner for the Best Picture, but I get it, that's art. But what about like Amelia Perez and and the Monkey I call it the Monkey Singer. But like those, we need people to be willing to do those, and we don't. That's the stuff I'm afraid we're gonna lose. The art house stuff will get made, and the big budget Marvel stuff will get made, but what about big budget crazy shit? And I think, you know, like so this is this isn't quite that. But it was like, no, no, this is good whether or not enough people watch it or get it.
Nah. So sometimes it's got for you. Sometimes you got you.
Yeah, And I think for me watching this, like you say, sometimes you have to make I'm not gonna say your pet project, but sometimes you have to say I'm gonna do this regardless of who enjoys it and me watching it, I'm not gonna lie jail. The audience participation not participation for me, was part of the joke, like like I don't think they understood how much they ence for me. They actually enhanced the comedy with the groaning and the moaning and like the interaction with your For me, I was like, oh, this is like in my mind, I said, this is Jesus fucking hilarious like I was.
And for me, you got the point across, like, yes.
This this is what Trump would do if you put a spotlight on him and say, do comedy.
Yeah.
I also think it's interesting too because Trump is kindind of like you know, shark brain. You know, it's very like what's immediate, what's immediate?
What's immediate?
Like when he gave all those speeches, if we want to call him that at his rallies last year, it was very like he could just go on a tangent immediately within a sentence and jail.
You always captured that like greatly.
You know.
It's like you bring up like, uh and this McDonald's in Pennsylvania, a state I won, by the way, like like just something that he that his brain would not be able to process, like the through line to like, no, I need to stay on topic. This is my comedy. My bid is actually about Luigi. No, no, no, I need to pat myself on the back here. So like I, like I said, it feels for me, it's so smart that it feels very ritery in that I you know, it's like jokes I pitched to to game theory sometimes and I'm like it's hilarious. But an audience is going to have they're going to struggle with it, like like they need to Like it's almost like you need to do this ten times, and then that tenth audience or that fifth audio, like was it Like then they're like, oh, we know the bit, and like they will laugh even though they shouldn't, they will laugh at the cringe stuff because they're like, yes, Trump thinks, right that his underage son having sex with the wife.
I knew that one was gonna be the worst funs because I was basically saying I said, I don't know, he was seventeen or ten years old, she was. He was tol enough to have sex. He reached the hype requirement for sex, and I just like I knew. But what's funny is that when you do it in character. Trump, as I've joked, is like my South Park cartoon. Yeah, Like for all the ninety five percent things I say that are horrible because I think that's what Trump would say. There's always the occasional Lauren Bowbert comment where I'm like, but everybody knows off the record, yeah, I think she's physically cute, right, So it's not like I'm just like just I don't. I'm not one of those people. It's like she's disgusting.
Because her politics horrible, right.
And so it's like I knew that one would be bad, but when you put on the Trump facade, it's like, oh, this isn't me, right, this is Trump who'll be complimenting his ten year old son for having sex with some swinger.
Real tears, man, I was, I was crying now.
The crowd was not that is one of the most crowd not.
No, No, there's another there's a there was another joke too that you told that you let sit for a second two and the camera zoom's in on your face as it was like like the defiant Trump, like no, fuck y'all too, like like it was so good anyway, but it's very better. And I and I, you know, hopefully people listening y'all go check it out free on YouTube and just and I think our audience will be prepared after hearing this to know like oh okay, yes, like the feeling of the audience tightening up. You're supposed to feel that did your back hurt after this because you did that Trump pasture for for a long.
Time is terrible?
Yeah, I mean it helps that I'm in like the worst shape of my life. I keep telling people I'm method acting. I'm like doing the thing like Brendan Fraser for the Whale, except I didn't use a fat suit. But it's like I think every time I've done Trump, like as I try to I I'm not gonna what I'd like when I look at all the other Trump people who've done it is that I feel like I've lebronned them in terms of like I'm adding to my bag and still killing it. While like the guy on SNL who I thought was very good, he's sort of settled into just his groul doing all the He's settled into like one thing right. He doesn't have the physical presence to do it the way I do it, and it's like every I get bored with it. Like That's why this was an important project for me, because it was also like I can hear a news story and go three minutes on Twitter immediately and everybody would go, so funny, your best one yet, YadA YadA, YadA, We're not coming to a show. The end, I had a dude tell me, he's like, you do the best Trump? How is this based on reality? And I said, well, I'm only posting a clip from the podcast because I'm hoping people listen to the podcast. And he said, I'm not really a podcast guy. I was like, why do I have all the I'm not really There's millions of podcasts people, and I've managed to gather the one hundred and eighty seven thousand who are not podcast people.
But this would challenge me to do it, not just a but let's just put it in the JL processor and spit out a parody, but like do something something.
Bigger with it. But the physical is something I started really adding during that that musical. I was a dictator for a day go sign up, a dictator for a day show dot com to get like a monologue of mine. Like that's like for early sign up, you just get a free monologue. It cost nothing. It's just you get updates. But because that was a full stage performance, you know, just like I sometimes try to do voices like off the like John burnt All on this show or Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I just kind of try it, and sometimes it's kind of there, like I I and and the physical because it was a physical performance also, I just started to be like I stick the mouth like the chin auty and just kind of hunch just yeah and just kind of imagine what he looks like and then it's like, yeah, nailed it. Yeah, because I've seen him enough.
And even the hands doing anything like you leave your left hand hanging a lot, like just like like just the way he leaves his hand.
It's really good man. I mean, I really know.
We've told you many times about the impressions. To me, clearly the best of the people chosen to do these impressions. But I mean to do the whole thing is him, which I imagine has to be a thing that you know, you've had to have thought about over these years.
Because people, uh, you know, it's it's as much as you want.
That reminds me. I bought a blue suit for my Trump. I gotta put that into my expenses on me.
Yeah, to write that off, and even.
Though I also wanted to a wedding.
Well, they don't got enough my Trump suit.
Yeah, can you edit that out? Please?
Yeah? Were you were you working at the wedding, you should have been like I have I.
Want to give a toasted and got up there as Trump and been like, listen, guys, I got to write this off.
It's not really.
Uh your bride is i'd say a seven out of ten. Well, because you are not the most attractive person seven out of ten. Like like with Beja, he's like a troll, but his wife, even though she's sort of scary looking, that's a very hot woman for a weird tech troll.
Right, oh man?
So like, oh yeah, but like, was this something where you were holding off on doing this idea because I know how you are and you wanted this whole thing when it started to be like a gateway into getting to my comedy, like get into my podcast what I think, get into mind stand up what I ain't funny at and instead and even though you're really great at impressions, you really don't lean on them very much. Like I've listened to many of your albums at this point, and you know, you like, it's not like the impressionist comedy that you know some impressionists do, which is fine, I'm not knocking that comedy. I think some of my favorite stand ups have been people that just boom keep her subbling boom jack nuggles and or whatever. But you've never really chosen to do that. So like, was this something you struggle with, like this idea because this, I mean this seems like you have done this in fifteen or something, but it's now twenty twenty five, it's ten years.
It's no. I think it's just the idea of getting a little bored with it and wanting to do something different with it and thinking, how can I merge what I do into this thing that more of my fans like, I guess while feeling like I'm challenging myself with it and not just being a complete like what do the people want? Like that's what you like? I don't have any artistic independence exactly what you know, so because you know, just like the American people in elections, I don't trust the majority of my fans like with knowing what's best and knowing what's like what's right. But you have to appease to a certain degree because if you turn off all your fans, which I think I've done mostly try yeah, I try hard. It's yeah, this I think I could have done in a few years earlier. And I think it was really when he got re elected. I put that into it because this was it was a it was a very quick turnaround on this thing from like idea of doing it to like doing it. Had he been no, he had been re elected, I think, yes, yeah, it had been but I was like, as it became clear that he might get reelected, I think is when I started thinking of this as an idea, and I of course wanted to be more like a farewell I wish it had been a farewell show, but it was you know, I kind of had to face facts that like, if I intend to stay in comedy, this has to be caught, This has to be a part of my repertoire for the next four years again Jesus So yeah, it's I mean, when when his term is over, if I'm still doing comedy, that would be twenty six years. And I would have been doing Trump for twelve for thirteen of my twenty six years doing comedy, which is insane, like half my career.
Yeah, and because it doesn't feel.
That way because there were so many like different experiences in that first thirteen years. But then it's just been dominated. And that includes half black face billions like broad like doing an off Broadway show, like other things like that are milestones in my career. But Trump is like gonna be like, you know, and you weren't dominating, weren't.
Doing a Trump before this, Like like for those that that you know, go back with you like we do.
Like the Trump thing was just kind of like a.
Oh shit, he can do that impression too, and then it's just Trump becomes dominant in society and then it's like, yeah, uh, a rising tide of of of of of bullshit lifts all boats, you know, Like so for.
In my case, a rising tide of cheap left wing people drowns my career.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, well the Titanic, hey, icebergs in the rising tide. You know, like it's not all it's not always all good, but yeahs.
Are like Godzilla minus one.
Oh man, oh man, all right, well.
Man, but yeah, it's and I know it's a tough time too because you can fill it in the air, especially right now, like it's such an interesting time to even put the special out because right now so many people are trying to find like their coping mechanism, and I think a lot of people are either in denial or they're like I want to stick their head in the sand, or they're just like tapped out, they're tuned out because they're like so upset about you know, everything leading up to the election, the rejection of of Biden, the rejection of Kamala Harris. The outcome of the election, people are watching and listening to way less political stuff period, like like the number show numbers are going down for like the you know, your Ezra Klin and your h your Daily and all this stuff. So it is a it is serendipitous. What is the opposite of serendipitous, uh jl covid.
Jail j is timing that you.
Would be like, yeah, on the inauguration day, that's when it comes out, which seems like if you put that on paper, especially months ago, it seems like the perfect time. But in reality it's like everyone's like, oh no, no, not more Trump, not even as a joke, not even as a don't share a mean, don't even do don't say anything.
About this guy right now.
So like, are you feeling that that that I guess backlash right now?
Yeah, a little bit, I guess.
You know.
Then there's those comments like We're gonna need you for the next four years, and I'm like, well, I'm gonna need you to buy some.
Tickets, right yeah, exactly true. No, no, bitch, I need you. That's not how this works at all. I'm here because you have the money.
But it's it's there is a little bit of that and and that musical dictator for a day show that they're the producers are trying to pitch it and get it streaming somewhere. I don't like. I wish I could be more optimistic for them. I'm hopeful because what I did in that show was like my best stuff and I was really really proud of that, But that I think we're gonna run into the same thing I I you know, we were on Karen Hunter yesterday together and she was alluding to like wanting to like, you know, tune out to out Trump, and I get it. And I was saying to Laura today, I was like, I I don't even want to turn on the news. I want to turn on the news because I like that as my ritual, like morning coffee with some news, Like I like to start my day with with with that, you know. And it's like it's gonna be all Trump, and I'm not even saying it shouldn't be, Like I get it. He's the president again, He's he is a national nightmare. He's such a terrible person doing drastic things. But I'm like, I can but I really want to not care. So I get people wanting to tune out Trump. But it's like I then end up watching the news and I'm like, okay, and these are all big stories, but I don't. I wish I get it. At what I'm saying is I get it if people don't want to watch my stuff. Yeah, like I understand. I hope that some people do. You know, I can't have much more of a drop off. Like the tricky thing for me is like algorithms do most of the work against me anyway. So it's like I have probably many very passive fans who haven't seen my stuff in a year or two years. Now, to me, that says they're not the greatest fans if they don't ever go what happened that really funny guy, like you could just find me anywhere. But at the same time, we've conditioned people to be very like the algorithm will feed me what I want, and if it's not feeding me, I guess it's not there. And that's a very difficult thing to overcome. So I think the algorithm has hurt me more than my own fans, but my fans do their part as well.
Yeah, realizing that there's so little control we have over the only thing you can control is the quality of your content, and you know, just being podcasts for fifteen years seeing it at work, it's just so little that you can actually do, because it really is with people's main source of consumption being either social media or podcast platforms that also have their own algorithms, Like that's not that like when they suggest something, there's so.
Much shit behind the pay, behind.
The scenes that people don't see. Like I remember when we were in Spotify for that first for a year, I believe, And I remember when they started that program, they did some experimental things, are like, oh, as part of this, we're going to like have some days where you guys are suggested to millions of people to be like or thousands, don't know how many people, but people they would they would log in, they say, oh, you listen to Getting Grown. You should listen to black out Tips and the fucking downloads and the numbers they spike and they go through the roof and you're like, oh, oh, so that's so, that's because you're always doing that.
For Joe Rogan, you're always doing it. Like for us, you just switched it.
You hit the switch for like a couple of weeks just to see what happens and the numbers go up, and then you know, we're at the time you're having like me meetings with Spotify and stuff, you know, and oh, these are the twelve tactics we've done. This is the thing that you can do with your show. And they're like, you know what kind of things the.
Thing we can do to in crease like downloads and stuff. And I'm like, y'all know what it is.
Yep, you hit the switch, Like what why are you looking at me? Like there's a thing I can do. I can make the show two minutes, I can make the show twelve hours.
None of it matters.
If you you hit the switch, people will hit play just to see what the fuck you're talking about, right, And it's really that simple. And once these companies started taking these algorithms and just completely making them business like, there's the idea of the like organic algorithm is pretty much dead. Right Like, if you click on our podcast, you should technically see probably the people that we have on as guest the most. You should see a jail covid, you see Chris Lambert, you should see three guys on you because those are the people we bang with and the synergy is there. But my guess is if you click on us, you're gonna see the read and you're gonna see a breakfast club. Because at the end of the day, it's like, here's the podcasts that are popular that we promote versus these other ones.
So I think that's a big part of it.
And yeah, your career has been once COVID hit and a lot of it became like what online, Your career has been a real like interesting case study of when the algorithm is organic and it's hitting and it comes like this extreme like everybody, you know, the Wall Street Times is talking about jail covid and then just someone at Twitter or whatever decided that.
Is literally like the reason it's it's very difficult for me to get over. As you know if you listen to me. Ever, it's it's the idea of like in twenty twenty because you guys, you guys have built is like a brick house that you can keep adding on to. It's it started as a sturdy foundation and you just built and like Karen Hunter has led to like a nice boost. But you guys really do have this incredible fairly organic, long linear growth that is very dependable, very sturdy and successful. I built like a foundation of like fifty different random spots. Yeah, it's like I'll do that, I'll do that. And like I had little things that would pop Levatard Corolla late night TV, but never built anything. And then twenty twenty came around and I was able to be like, like, all of a sudden, it was like, you know, a city that was like a tech boom. We got to build a high rise. Immediately, Jael is clicking and I thought, and my thought was like I have all these other properties. And I saw stand up videos blow up and things like that, so it was like, oh my god, it's happening. Things are happening. And then when Trump got kicked off in twenty twenty one, I uh, I was getting ten thousand Twitter followers a month for like nine straight months. That was my growth. Like I went from four thousand to one hundred and forty six thousand in like ten months. And it hit a wall because they obviously in their algorithm, instead of being like we are banning these one hundred and fifty accounts, they were like Trump mentioned this many times slash within three words of maga. Now, my videos were never the pandering like Donald Trump is a bad guy. We need to rally and resist everybody. Oh my god, five million of you for this one. Mine were just like Donald Trump reacting to Jeff Epstein's.
Death right, And so then.
The album was just like this guy might be Trump.
There, like, yeah, he was tricking. I was like, is it Isn't that right?
And it became it was like that altered because what happens with that is I saw similarly situated people who blew up to like they peaked at like three hundred and fifty three hundred and sixty thousand followers, Like a guy like Brent ter hun Is, somebody who was like ten thousand followers behind me the entire year for twenty twenty and then by the end of twenty twenty one he had like almost triple my followers, like once I hit them, And that means fewer YouTube views, which is money. That means, you know, hundreds of thousands of people potentially not seeing me promote cameo, which which was big for me for a couple of years I made. I said's a nice side hustle now, but that was like a lot the first couple of years. That means tickets to gigs. If I'm only reaching four thousand people worldwide instead of like one hundred and thirty thousand people, all of a sudden, if I need to sell two hundred tickets in Pittsburgh, I'm selling thirty instead of a hundred, which might be enough to be like, well, give we gave you a Wednesday, you sold one hundred tickets, We'll give you a weekend. And now you're you know, so it it completely, you know, And I can understand if I had been banned, if I had said some racial slurs or some homophobic stuff or something just you know, but it was like I was like a collateral damage basically, and so I've been fighting to get that back. And that's why, you know, half black Face and billions were big for me. But we we all know how that redacted due to legal advice. How all that happened. So, you know, I've gotten to a point now where I'm, you know, I'm kind of exhausted with comedy, and then I look at the country and I'm like, I think I might even be more exhausted with America than comedy. And that is saying something, Yeah.
Especially you, like you've been saying this for twenty years.
Jail, quit comedy and got a Haitian passport.
Right, geez, he really meant it right.
Well, I also do want to talk about current events with you. I feel like you're the perfect person to talk with it about because you know it is Trump related, a bunch of Trump related news, and of course a lot of it being legal news and shit like that as well. I'll try to make sure we end on some fun shit sure too. But yeah, So Trump did have his second favorite in word uh the inauguration his first favorite in word I'm sorry, second one is.
Like, you're right. A buddy of mine said, don't you mean After I'd already picked the title, he said, don't you mean second favorite? I was like, God, damn it, that would have been already gotten all the graphics done.
Shit.
So I won't go into all the explicit detail with all the stories just because there's so many, and I don't you know, I'm a little burned out too. But he did do a meme coin that generated twenty five billion dollars in twenty four hours.
What yes, a lot of money.
Listen, I didn't really that much money.
I will never be able to fully articulate how smug and upset. It all makes me. But every time someone impugnes the Obama's credibility about like they did Netflix movies, I'm always like this nigga is selling big coins and bibles in your face in the office like he's selling He's like Milania Trump got forty million dollars like the last week, Like what, I'm sorry, I can't pretend that we're playing a fair game.
Yep, don't talk to me.
We're like, like, like I said, it feels like the Globe Trotters.
It feels like you guys want me to.
Be his outrage at Curly Neil, like you know, like spinning on his head and then like taking twelve steps and then throwing a bucket of fake confetti on the ref, and then when the ref's not looking, saying I hit a three pointer, and then when I'm supposed to and then and then like the Washington generals, which is like the Obama's in this case, they they take they travel and you're like, see they both kind of that's fucked up, right, And it's like, I don't know, man, I kind of serving saving my outrage over here?
Is I hear that?
You don't think it's tasteful, but this shit is egregious and so uh yeah, this.
This I mean, actually that's a bit of mine because I made I've made comments about like not like how can they But I remember talking about I'm raid on your Parade with Mike where I was like when he did the podcast with Bruce Springsteen. It wasn't that I was like this is outrageous. I was just like, ah, you know, I think the joke I made was I wanted Obama to go out like Michael Jordan. Yeah, and Obama went out like Shack. I like both of them, but Obama is more like, no, no, We're gonna get these five guys franchises and some hot icy hot and something and like, to me, the joke that I made about it was Obama, I say in a bit, which I haven't. I don't think I put the video out, but I was like Obama was basically like I pretend like I'm like, I wish he hadn't done all that, but I realized Obama is smarter than me, Like I'm the worst Obama right backgrounds like I'm the worst Obama timeline, which is still a decent time line because it's the Obama times, but I am the worst of the Obama timelines, and I said, he looked at Trump and said, no, we'll be fine with our Netflix deals. And so I go through these different things. So it ends with me saying the Obamas are going to start an only fan and I go, you can't do that. Wait, what's that Trump said he wants to fuck his daughter. I'm sorry you continue with your classy porn Obama. I was wrong to question, you know. I was like, that's only something one hundred times worse coming from Trump.
I remember saying this when he got elected in twenty sixteen, and you know, at the time, people were doing the like it's it's Obama's fault, we didn't vote or whatever, and I was just like, just once again smugly. But it's like, you guys, do realize by putting him in the office, you're going to make the Obama era unimpeachable. Like like, you will have your complaints because you were there, but like in the annals of history, none of these complaints will ever matter because everyone's like, so, wait, you were mad that this guy needed to go and and and you didn't even want to like him. His endorsement on the next person coming up because you were mad over drunes and they're.
Like, yes, it was drum strikes.
But then the next guy did the most drum strikes ever. M h, yep he did. Okay, well that seems. That seems and I guess you hate him too. I mean he's the worst, but like you know, that's what they do or whatever, Like that's how it feels right now. Withever talking about Biden pardoning.
Fam was terrible for Biden. Can I just say, like, yeah, I feel like this dude is like he he and his administration and just like a CEO gets to take credit for whatever his hot shot VP really did. He was the ceo. Yah, his administration that he put together accomplished a lot, and it's like everything there was no there is no gratitude for what he did, and there is you know, yes, this idea of like I can't believe he preemptively pardoned Liz Cheney and Mark Million ago, but can you believe that the dude coming in and Cash Patel were threatening with an enemy's list, Like there's always this no president the same thing. No president has ever been charged with crimes. This isn't it? Well, maybe you shouldn't be the first criminal fucking president, right, Like why is it? It's always like this is unprecedented because of him. All the things that are unprecedented stem from Trump, it doesn't stem from Joe Biden. I genuinely think if Kamala Harris had won, what I believe I can't prove this is that she would have puted Hunter's sentence so he didn't do jail, but he would not have pardoned him. He would have stuck by the Hey son, I got to live up to this, not if you put a monster in here who's unreasonable and criminal to now dispense justice.
I don't trust, and and like I don't want Like this is why I'm not talking to many people about politics in general. I don't even want to entertain someone trying to tell me how bad it is, Like like I and I recognize it within myself. Whether the people think is a character flaw they think is a strength, it doesn't really matter to me.
I'm that resolute on it at this point.
Like when someone starts down this line of like well man, also like I mean, why do you pardon your son?
It's like I don't want to talk about.
This because it's so obvious to me that it's just gonna end up me being upset. And it's not and and and I can't hide my derision and disdain at this point, like it's not like, it's not it's not the kind of upset or disagreement where I'm able to go. But I respect where you're coming from.
I actually don't. I really think you operate.
I think you operate in a way that I could not respect. I feel the opposite of most people. I would think it was whack. If he did not pardon those folks. I would be like, that's fucked up, bro. And and also hold.
On, let me, let me, let me finish, Let me finish, let me finish.
And also, this is exactly what people knock Democrats for, where they're like, why didn't why didn't the Supreme Court justice prepare for the fact that Trump would win and she would die? What a bitch, rufe ader Ginberg, having hoped that the first she'd be alive for the first woman president who was winning every poll and was slated to win in the landslide. What a fucking dumb ass bitch. That's how they do. Whenever Democrats don't do forward thinking things. So what in another timeline where Biden doesn't part of these people and Cheney's and Cheney gets arrested on Friday or some shit, and we're like, oh, she's gonna go be a political prisoner.
Now Trump did say it was gonna do that.
Wow, Biden, you fucking see now, bindless, coward, you let that, you let her go to jail like a bitch. That is what would have happened. And I know that for to my I know that to be true in my soul. So I can't really discuss these things with.
People, right, yeah, no, perfect, Uh yeah, I mean it goes back to my joke slash Bill Maher's joke where the standards you can't, you just can't. Democrats love infighting and like you can't. It's like hard to fix. And I know, I obviously know as a you know, fairly smart person that Burnie would have solved all.
Of the easily.
Like Joe Biden couldn't get his friend Joe Manchin to like protect democracy. Uh but but Bernie would have come in there with no majority and gotten us uh Medicare for all.
He would have been fussing at people and you would have had to do what he says. You know how he does.
You know, just by sheer, by sheer personality of college kids who don't vote, he would have he would have won the.
Day I shall Yeah, you know all those bills he passes all the time that we're like, damn, Bernie's passing another bill with a coalition of Democrats and Repalligans.
This guy he should be in charge. You know, we always think that.
It's like it's that's why though it makes me and somebody somebody commented that half of America doesn't know how like government works. And and to me, this is that's what makes me most hopeless, is that the if you collect the hateful people, the greedy p people, the apathetic people, and the ignorant people. Man, that's like two hundred and fifty million Americans. Man, Like, how do you beat that coalition? Like at this point with phones creating just like regenerating all that shit and seeing the tech CEOs at the inauguration, Like I laugh because I'm like, oh, I guess this is the one one time You've always said the book burners are always the bad guys, Like who made them? The good? Go to the book banners? The book burners. But when is the group of billionaires, especially spiteful nerds, like when are they They're all the kid from the Incredibles, like the villain in the Incredibles. They're all grown up and they're all there with a guy who hates them, who they have hated because it's so transparent, you know.
And and yeah, I have people that you know.
I remember when Kamalo was running, I had a couple good friends that were like, see, the problem is like these Democrats and these elite interests, and they cozied up to them too much. And I was like, I don't like, once again, these are common things that people say that I have reached in probably the last couple of years to a conclusion.
I feel like I'm right.
I think they are wrong, and I'm like, I don't agree with you that the billionaires are running the Democrats because who's the one raising the tax on the billionaires. That the billionaires had their choice, they would support Trump. And turns out I was right. No one called me back, by the way to be like, fuck, bro, you know what this is what it looks like when billionaires run a party.
Oops, my fault.
I'll take it back because you know, this is gonna sound like a weird thing to say, because no one I wouldn't put it on a T shirt knowing would buy it if I did. But billionaires are people that are part of the American democratic society. The idea that they would have zero say is also kind of ridiculous. That's that they're going to have a say whether people like it or not. They're going to get involved in politics, whether people like it or not. People's solution is one side completely obsconde from that power structure and just like go sow grassroots and then and you're gonna win because all American people are innately good people. And the other side is like, or we can just spend billions of dollars calling trans people, uh, the rapists, and and that's decide that wins that debate because they have the billions of dollars to do that within our ecosystem. So I think it's kind of funny to watch a bunch of billionaires literally on like first second row of the inauguration sitting next to each other who kind of paid for and funded this this uh, this guy that used to hate publicly who they're clearly about to be like and then he's going to pass and do all the stuff we're gonna do. We got uh they want to make AI like gonna do a thing with AI where the government is gonna get heavily invested in AI and it's gonna be all the Silicon Valley AI companies that you guys have heard of.
It's like, well, of course that's the grift. That's that's the long game for them.
That is the smart play for them, because if and I'm not saying Democrats wouldn't invest in AI, but they wouldn't just be carte blanche like, uh, here's the here's here's the vault. Guys go in and get the gold like the Democrats are like. It needs to be responsible.
It's got to be this.
What are the regulations on it? Right?
So that's those are the things that keep sticking out to me.
And I can't pretend that it's even or both sides or even a difficult choice to choose between these two.
Parties Karen and in jail.
And also it's one of the things where I really agree with Roderick. I. I the way I feel about these things are very strong and resolute, and I've actually had time to think about it offline. I ain't being online. I ain't been arguing with people little trop I like, like, I've spent time offline using my brain and analyzing this shiit, sitting in my feelings and processing all these big and heavy emotions and how I feel about things.
So for me, I.
Don't talk to most people because I don't want to call you stupid to your face.
So we don't fall out with each other.
I would just prefer when you start saying certain things, I'll just let you talk.
A lot of the times and be like, Okay, you got it.
Yeah.
But and i'lso I recognize in this exchange, I would guess they think I'm as stupid as they as I think they are right, which is like we're supposed to be on the same side.
But I don't agree that vehemently.
And it's just kind of like why, I don't want to start more divisions, So I just am like, let's just move on to the next fucking topic, Jail, what are we gonna say?
Yeah, like you brought up AI and to me the mistake we've always made with tech and until now we've never you know, we always corrected it, like Microsoft got sued by antitrust and had to break up AT and T. You know, all these things that were that led to great competition and development, which is the whole point of antitrust. It's not you can't be rich enough, it's that we know that the lifeblood of capitalism, good capitalism is competition, not monopolies, not dominance. Sometimes companies come to dominance because they're really good, but there's always some shady stuff. And if you find the shady stuff, you go, you got to break this up. We gotta And that's you know, breaking up Microsoft helped the tech industry immensely, breaking up AT and T telecommunications immensely. But we're in the era now where the tech has become very personal and convenient, and now people don't care as much that Amazon is crushing so many small businesses right and strong arming vendors and things like that. They don't care because they like that Amazon gets them stuff quickly, so they're out of sight, out of mind. I don't see the small business that you're crushing. That's not my neighbor. That's some dude Oklahoma. I don't know him, So give me my two day delivery. And that extends to climate and things like that, like we don't care the cost of that, et cetera. But with what I am nervous about. And I know you guys have said that AI is kind of a you know, I don't know anything about it, but that.
It's like, well as of right now, is more of a promise than a delivery is more.
I trust these greedy dudes to know what the future is and they are they want, just like Amazon was given in the nineties when Amazon was starting, a lot of tax a lot of tax breaks, and that helped them develop. Now Jeff Bezos will never acknowledge like thank you, Bill Clinton, and thank you for allowing us to grow. They grow until they have so much power that then they spend all that money fighting tax it. They fought sales tax. They got they got a repriever from sales tax to help them grow as a business. That was good foresight. But as soon as they got big enough, they said, fuck your sales tax. And it's like, well, no, no, no, you got to pay sales You have to collect sales tax. You're a humongous business now, and they wanted to fight it tooth and nail. And when I look at all these guys willing to go these guys, these guys, the pissing, the pissing, how does it taste? It tastes like Jeff Bezos. But they they know that, like if they can get four or eight years of hands off, I mean, crypto, crypto is bullshit. And they've stopped. And even people who I like or know who are fans of crypto for some sort of authentic reason that they're not necessarily scammers, they've stopped talking about it as a currency. They talk about as an investment. And that's the fraud, because it was like you kept going to be it's going to be a new currency, and then you say it's an investment, but then you say, don't regulated sec But if it's an investment, it's got to be related like an investment. And Trump is telling them, no, no, we fired the guy who would want to regulate it as an investment. So go speculate, Go build up your wealth like on this fool's gold. And now it's so big for so many big money people, they will not let this go. Now it's too much of a weapon that the powerful will keep it as such, there won't be a fight. It's just gonna one day either keep artificially inflating or some people like us, will get screwed when some market failure happens. But with AI, I think these guys know that the next like eight to ten years, Like I think Democrats wanted to keep it sort of regulated highly because of the date, like a nuclear weapon would be. You don't want entrepreneurs dealing with nuclear weapons, and AI, I think could be like this new technological thing like a nuke, except rich assholes Libertarians want it in their own control.
And when you talk about the size, particularly of Amazon, the thing about that Amazon is.
So fucking big.
Somebody made an era and fucking half the world couldn't fucking function. Got up on a Friday morning, fucking couldn't get in, couldn't log in, Everything crashed down. Hold everybody's it across the whole fucking world was like, we all know what the fuck happened. Nobody should be that goddamn big that if somebody put a dot versus a one that the majority of the world can't function.
That like that. That doesn't make sense to me.
Yeah, airports were down, I remember that. So Trump put out this mean coin or whatever the fuck and made all this money, and then he I believe because of the office, he has to divest, which gives a perfect pumping dump like like excuse you know it's it's basically the Hot.
Tour Girl Hammer song by the way.
Yeah pumps and the dumps. But yeah, it's so they so he did that ship.
Then Milania comes out with a coin like the next day of course, like it's just like it's just like I said, I don't have the outrage for the ship that people are talking about. A federal appills Court deems DACO law unlawful, which leads future dreamers in limbo. Now this actual article, this news came out January eighteenth, So this is before Donald Trump comes to office and starts signing these executive orders that are going to be challenging birthright citizenship, where they're planning allegedly planning raids on some of these bigger major cities.
So like, uh, do.
You love how it's a border crisis, but they're going to like cities in the north, right, the border the border of Chicago is the is the christ It's a border.
Crisis right right, But we.
Performance for support see look at and I said it on Karen Hunter yesterday and I'm sure you agree, which is the life blood of MAGA. And the average MEGA supporter is angry or sad Democrats. It's not policy, it's not results, it's sad angry Democrats. Like then they go, you know, Trump's doing something good because those people I hate are upset. So it's like and you can shoot somebody, burn their house down, but if it's if it's if a Democrat is sad, also like, yeah, my house is burned down, but there was a Democrat in it. Yeah, it's very happy.
And also like you would think someone like Greg Abbott would be upset, like, hey, why are you spending all this money in Chicago. You're supposed to be coming out here. Our thing is the border. This is where the fight is. Uh, you know like Biden. Biden's administration is the only thing stopped me from putting fucking land mines into goddamn soil. So like, come down here and let's let's like fuck these people up. And Trump's like we'll be going to New York Like it's just so fuck you. But yeah, with the dacologue being in jeopardy, birth right send ship about to have to be challenged to this Supreme Court.
By the way, like a lot of people.
We had a deal. We had an immigration deal in under Obama, that Gang of eight Marco Rubio, and that they had it. They had like sixty something votes in the Senate, and Bayiner wouldn't bring it up in the House because a majority of the Republicans in the House were against it. This could have been solved like fifteen years ago now yep, or twelve years ago.
Trump pulled Trump to nearly pull sixteen hundred I'm gonna say, Trump to pull nearly sixteen hundred and sixty Afghan refugees from flights, says US official. This is a deal that was made, I believe into Biden, whereas like people are fleeing Afghanistan, we want to make sure these refugees have a place to be in America. And Donald Trump and then was like that shit is over and won't give a fuck.
If you had your flight book, you ain't coming. And the thing I saw that was re in the day.
On some of the immigration stuff, some of the wording is saying the date they're using is essentially Biden's first day in office, saying if you came in the country over these last four years, they would like to revisit that. Like so even if you're like, no, I was here, it was legal. The President of the United States said it was legal.
There was a program.
I'm a legal citizen of the United States. They're like, no, retroactively, you're not. Now it will be challenged, it'll go to the Supreme Court. But it's this Supreme Court.
I don't I don't.
Think anyone can feel confident they'll uphold the rule of WAW. I feel like they seem to hold it up whenever it's like, you know what, it can't.
Hurt Trump, it can't hurt Republicans.
So in this case, sure, we don't give a fuck, such as the Trump like, we're not going to stop Trump sentencing cause you know, he's not going to jail. So it's like yeah, sure, sure, oh, we're so fair and balanced. But whenever it's something where it's like we have legal president yuas shouldn't do that, They're like, yeah, but we're Republicans and by.
Cause, fuck that president.
So I feel like we may be about to see some of that stuff with immigration.
Can I make a recommendation on immigration? I read a book several months ago and it just came out on paperback. I think the New York Times had it as one of their top ten books of the year. But it's called Everyone Who Is Gone Is Here, and it's all about the history of Central American migration to the United States. And it is incredible and I learned so much. But it's a really good read, and it just made me realize one of the big problems. Like I talk about a book like that to your audience and it's like, yeah, maybe some people go, oh, that sounds interesting or I've heard of that, I'll get it cool, But nobody here is probably a immigrants. We got to protect our country, our country first, America first, because if they read this book, it's one of those things you know, oh, my grandparents didn't known slaves, Like we keep going back, like to whatever. And I'm like, Reagan was instrumental in like destroying so many of these countries that created instability and violence that we are dealing with the repercussions of today. It's one of those things where it's like, how how close does it have to be till you start saying, we need to own some of this And and what Trump does is a twofold thing it's like keep them out, but we also want to cut funding. And this was what technically VP. Harris was in charge of, was like not solving the border necessarily, but like working with that. I think it's called the Northern Triangle. That's that's Guatemala, Honduras, and El Salvador, because that was where most of the migrants were coming from, because they were such violent, desperate places. But no, let's we got to cut funding there too, so we want to create a problem. In the seventies and eighties, when we weren't supporting you know, we were, we were throwing out like a dozen leftist but democratically elected governments for like strong men who are like, we hate Commanism, and Reagan was like music to my ears. Here's a bunch of money and a bunch of guns. Yeah, go end communism.
And instead of all they did was murder right tens of thousands of people and create instability. And then when those people, when their children or whatever, are like I'm starving, I'm fearful for my life.
We're like, get out of here, America. It can't be our problem. It is your problems. He started it, But none of you read your history or care. So it's like, you know, that's that's where we're at.
Trump signed a death penalty order directing Attorney General to help states get lethal injection drugs.
I told you, because you're right, Ken, you you.
Gotta get those shots. You gotta get those See, he's pro. He's pro the shot now.
Right.
As soon as I was like he elected, I was like, he gonna spock up dim chairs.
Yeah you did. He said that Biden had part he the willy nilly language he used. I saw a speech of his last night.
He said, given pardoned these these murders, murders, He pardoned them.
He commuted their sentences to life without parole. Dude. But his people would be like, can you and you know Joe Biden was pardoning murderers.
Yeah, I think you know what else is funny.
I saw people on the left who were demanding, like, if you're gonna pardon your son, did you better start getting every everybody else on you better fucking And he did. But then I saw those same people share articles.
They're like, this guy killed a woman in a bakery and Joe Biden commuted his life sentence, And.
I'm like, first of all, you restored justice ass, bitch, that's what you claim to want. You should be saying it's not good enough. But secondly, how is it a bad thing?
Now?
It was just a you better.
Do an insult? Yeah, he restored of justice. Ass.
I hate that shit, man. These people really want everything both ways, all right.
Not to play my Catholic card, but I always get a kick out of, like, you know, if you know, if you're going to be consistent, because penalty is not like the church's position is no death penalty, right, Like that's the church's official position, and somehow that's not part of the pro life.
Movement right exactly. It's crazy. So then a few more of these stories.
So he's repelling the or yeah, I think he's repelling the negotiations that Biden was doing for Medicare and Medicaid to get lower prescription calls drugs.
Medicine is going back on up y'all.
Yeah.
I wonder where most people in the country on Medicaid and Medicare. I wonder what states anyway?
I'd rather die than take Democrat medicine.
Right, I just keep the diabetes then, like, and I.
Call it Ryah Beades because I don't want indeed, they have like a like what a crypts or a blood.
They're talking to you claim they're talking to the doctor. The foot's about the fucking fall off, and they're just like more like a live of beedies because Democrats live, they Republican Republicans tell the truth. I don't need if if Donald Trump say I don't need the insulin, that I don't need it. Here's some of the things he's revoking, guys, It's a long list, but i'll go through. Uh, the Executive Order thirteen nineteen thirteen, nine eighty five Advancing Racial Equity and Support for Underserved Communities through the Federal Government. I'm sure Ice Cube will be letting the blacks know what The next step in the go in the parachute, go to paratute plan was for him ensuring a lawful and accurate enumeration and apportionment pursuing up to the denial of the decential Census.
I don't know exactly what that is as far as like, uh, but it sounds like something.
Ensuring a lawful and accurate seemed like a thing you wouldn't want to repeal. But maybe maybe I'm tripping. Maybe we don't need to be lawful, accurate. Let's see organizing and mobilizing the United States government to provide a unified and effective response to combat COVID. So they're getting rid of that Executive Order for COVID, and they're, uh take getting out.
Of the Paris Climate Accord.
Uh, They're they're getting rid of preventing and combating discrimination on the basis of gender identity or sexual orientation. UH, ethics commitments by executive branch personnel.
That's the real one.
They honestly, the other one hundred they said no is that. That's the only one that they were really trying to get, is.
Like, get the ethics out of here. And then JD.
Van's like and also women having rights. Yeah, sure whatever, I'm giving a fuck about the rest of that. Yeah, I'm gonna be stealing. So just don't have that in there. Revision of Civil Immigration Enforcement Policies, UH ensure an equitable pandemic response of recovery. Shout out to black people because that was us. That was when they had the specific ads and things targeted at the community.
Whenever, because remember.
When COVID first broke out, and it was like they're working on vaccines and people were like, think you just give.
Them to the white people.
Well, Joe Biden, it goes and goes that that that was fucked up under Trump, that that shouldn't ever happen. I'm gonna just sign something in case another one of these pandemics, and Donald Trump's like, no, it was right the first time. Protecting worker health safety and proving access to care and treatments for COVID.
Support, reopening continuation of.
Operation the schools and early childhood education providers, and start economic relief related to the COVID nineteen per pandemic. Protecting the federal workforce, Enabling all qualified Americans to serve their country in uniform because they're just like, why can't they just be men. Reforming our incarceration system to emanate to use a privately owned criminal detention facilities.
Okay, they're gonna make them public. What's going on with that? Oh no, I see.
Joe Biden said, get rid of the private, like we got to stop doing all these private presidents, and Trump's like, no, we back, bitch, We tell the block We're back up, uh, President, the Council of They are getting rid of the President's Counsel of Advisors on Science and technology, because why do you need him?
You got you got Elon Musk. He's going to tell you what to do.
Uh, tackling the climate crisis at home and abroad, strengthening medicie.
Yesterday, one thing, the funny quote I heard him say yesterday was when he was talking about getting rid of something to do with climate.
Yeah, and he shaid, you'll finally be able to buy the car that you want.
Like like he makes it sound like by making it easier to buy electric cars, that people are like holding guns to people's heads saying that if you don't buy an electric car, right, I will kill you. He's like, you can finally by the car that you want, right, Oh, finally, thank god Trump.
We're all gonna look on the city streets and just see some fucking redneck in a cold driven train with with megasigns all over the fucking thing, just to just to own us. Establishment of Inner got rid of the establishment of inter Agency Task Force on Reunifying families that were just that Trump broke up.
At the border. He was like, yeah, no, don't don't get them back together.
I have more families to break up, right exactly. This would mess with that, right, break up Part two.
I just feel like there's a federal employee on the phone right now, like we're gonna get your mom on the phone, and we're gonna get you guys back to up.
Oh I just got to alert. Oh we're not I'm sorry, Enrique, We're not gonna.
Be and you are.
Yeah.
They just get up and walk out the hotel room. Don't say a word. You're like, what the fuck, let's see uh uh. Get rid of comprehensional regional framework to address causes of migration.
So once again the immigration stuff.
Restoring faith in our legal immigration system got rid of that. Rebuilding and enhancing programs to resetle refugees got rid of that. Establishment of the White House Office of Faith based in neighborhood partnerships, Nope, don't need to have faith or partnerships. That's enough with that ship for your neighborhood. Revocation of just certain interpresidential actions. I don't even know what that one is is probably very important. Promoting access to voting. Done with that, Why would the government need to get invested in helping people vote? Establishment of the White House Gender Policy Counsel. They of course declared that there's only men and women yesterday officially in America. No more trans intersects NB, none of this stuff. Guarantee of an educational environment free from discrimination on the basis of sex, including sexual orientation, gender identity, Nope. Termination of emergency with respect to the n National Criminal Court. Once again, I'd say, if you're ordering top five, what Trump wants versus the rest of these criminal court the ethics like climate related financial risk, getting rid of that, advancement for equity, justice, opportunity for Asian America's Native Hawaiians and Pacific Islanders. So if you thought you were a model minority, Nope. Do I go in the federal workforce. They're not doing that anymore. Clean cars Nope. Yeah, it's I mean, it's a long list of basically y'all hurt. And when I tell you it's a long list, I can show you these guys. I'm gonna show you on their website. This is the White House's website. This is just the first day for the record. This is initial recision of harmful executive orders and actions. And it starts at that first bullet point right there. I'm just scrolling. I'm just scrolling. I'm still scrolling everyone. I'm still scrolling.
We're scroll.
They hat and trying to cut these immigrants. Yeah, it's like this is where the bullet points stopped right here. It's like they're doing so much so fast. I don't I think people won't be able to react to all of it. And I also don't think that your reaction would matter much anyway, because who cares if you're outraged on Twitter? That wasn't enough to change anything. He's already talked about Gaza being great land and they should do something with the land. And they've already repealed the band on certain levels of explosive bombs that Biden had, so those are back, and even though there's a ceasefire, it sounds like nat and Y'ahoo's like this ship.
Is we're back on.
Trump will make sure we have all access to the weapons we need to finish this job, which I was at this point. I think it's gonna be an unmitigated just like destruction. And that's what Natan y'ah who thinks is the right thing to do. So yeah, those those are just some of the executive orders, guys.
And for me, this is one thing that frustrates me, particularly about the left and sometimes sometimes I look at people that are supposed to be on my side, I'm like, are you really on my side? Like, like I really look at them, Like everything you're saying is literally mimicking the other side. But you think you're extra special because you put the cloak.
On liberal right, But that's not true. I'm listening to the words that are coming out your mouth.
And so for me, for those people who said Bid never did anything, for those people to say Obama never did anything. A man came in office, he immediately reverses a whole bunch of shit, like like he immediately reversed.
Ever that list. Everything on that list was something, yes, everything.
And so that's why I say, I don't want to hear the dumb asses that come and tell me what did he do?
What has he done for black people? I don't like.
For me, I'm like, I don't want to have a conversation with you because you're not intelligent enough to actually research and find out for like, like, actually figure.
This out out on your own.
And I've said it before and I would continue to set it again, the goal of slavery. I I I'm gonna pound that into the grunt. I've set it m forever. The goal is to keep people broke, keep them uneducated, and keep them at a at a at a at a point where they're so distraught in their soul, to the point to where everything around you is crumbling so bad that you really can't focus on the things need to be done. The time to for your voice to be heard was pre election. Now, I hate to be funny, I don't wanna hear anything you have to say now because the the time that matter was in the vote booth.
Uh. Trump replaces US Act uh acting US attorneys in Manhattan and Brooklyn Jail.
What does this mean?
Like, this isn't replacing like the dude that prosecuted him, right, this is some other shit?
Well, this is standard like this is usually like a standard replacement, like you put in like like you put in a prosecutor. Obviously, one of the things they'll have to agree with is like you won't prosecute me, right, But it's basically you'll just have somebody who's probably an accomplished lawyer of some you know, of some degree, who will just be leaning more conservative, so probably a lighter touch on the business world, heavier on drugs and border crimes, and certain things like that I was with with with with the progressives. I call them the anti progress progressives. Yes, I think what will happen is they'll just move the goalposts. Like Biden's like, he won't be that he didn't do anything. It's like, but he didn't step down, he didn't like, they'll always have a thing that they don't have to own. Right, should have been more supportive or he did do a good job where I should have held I should have voted for Kamala Harris. Regardless, they'll say Rubert Biden did give me a choice. Biden, he waited too long. He's the villain. He's a of course the villain.
And that's why that's why we're not in community in that way. Like it's just it's a sobering realization for me. But it's like, oh no, no, no, you're not you're to me. How people go, you can't work with maga man. I'm like, yeah, I can't really work with somebody that to me, when those were the two choices, found another way to sabotage that, Like then then then we have to go find some other people to try to convince a couple more stories.
Now these are kind of.
Uh, there's stories about the inauguration in Trump, but they kind of fit in a in a maybe a different segment.
Guys. It's a little segment that we like to call fucking with black people around here. Okay, so these.
Next stories, I'm gonna play the fucking with black people music.
That might as well be the whole segment.
And uh, well no, no, you'll see it's worse.
Okay, it's worst. Okay, Yeah, get to it.
Okay, with just fucking with them people because they a black, with us fucking with them people because they're black, with just woop, fucking with them black people, with.
Just fucking with them blacks. We just wo fucking fucking the black people.
Who all right, fucking with black people Trump's inauguration. Pastor immediately launches crypto token. I said, apparently, now this inauguration, Pastor is a brother.
Do you have an audio?
Yeah, I could pull it up. Not I'll pull up his. So it's two things. It's two things. So Pastor Zo also gave one the like, I don't know if you call it sermon, but like some sort of invocation or whatever at Trump's at his inauguration, and that kind of went a little bit viral because people were mocking it and being like this is some uh top flight you know, cooning.
He was performing. He was performing black for Trump, so you can imagine you could see Trump smiling behind him. It was very like I'm gonna give you like it was. It was embarrassing.
It is God, what else do you not only that? Let freedom ring from Stone Mountains?
Now?
Can you hear the sound? Can you hear the sound of Jack Gale? Yeah, okay, all right, I'll finished plane.
I just want to make sure.
You not only that, let freedom ring from Stone Mountain, Georgia, Let freedom from the mountain of Tennessee.
Let freedom ring from every hill and every.
Mole hill in Mississippi, from every state, every.
City, everything.
Now you may recognize the cadence in the formula of what he's saying.
That's let freedom ring, Martin Luther King.
Being for Look at the look on Trump's face though, That's what I'm saying, Like he's like this black is blacking. That's like, that's what the look on his face. It's like, Wow, he's giving me the full black, right, Like that's literally what he looks like.
He's like amazed, Look like I look like he's gonna thank jd Vance later, like you're right about that, black, like.
That was that's the best money we invested.
I thought I thought you was tripping, But buddy, Buddy was worth every penny.
The crowd said, I guess the.
Joke the guy from Google who's just smiling like what.
I watching right refresh, the crowd saying, they get like the spinning wheel of death that is frozen.
They're getting the spinning wheel on what I was playing on their side. Yeah, okay, you can see it, but they could can Okay, can they still not see or what?
Because I just refreshed.
Okay, I don't know. Can y'all see now?
I thought I was just need Okay, let me refresh in the room. Okay, be right back everyone, Sorry about this, huh, all right, that's never happened before. Just let's see if I'm trying to join on the stage now, but now it's now it's giving me a blank all black.
Okay, that's not good.
All right, all right, let's give us let's see if this works this time. Okay, am I all right?
In my back? Everybody? Okay, there's still spinning wheel? Okay, jay El sees me. I hear him.
All Right, I'm gonna try to share it again and hopefully this time it doesn't go frozen.
I'm gonna need you guys to let me know if it's frozen.
Chat room.
So Karen asked him in the chat if it's okay. Question marks aren't helpful, that's not that's not saying anything.
Let's see is it back yet?
Uh?
What's going on? Let me pause the recording on the audio.
All Right, man, Big Tech tried to shut us down because they know we on the ass, but we're not gonna stop.
I guess maybe it's Big Coon.
But we were talking about that pastor who was at the Trump rally Trump inauguration, which felt like a rally.
But yeah, this is this is him and.
I know what I was pointing out. He was using Martin Luther King's I Have a Dream speech to do his cooning. So it's it's Martin Luther King day. It's the inauguration of a white supremacist racist in chief. And then of course he's here going you know, and God, we asked you not, you know, And so this guy.
We are free at last.
If you believe what the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.
Come on, put you this guy. So this guy is the same guy who launched a meme coin. Afterwards, he posted a video about that as well, thanking the crypto community because you know, in for opinion for a pound, I need you.
To do me a favorite right now.
I need you to go buy the official Lorenzo Seul coin. I want you to be able to see politics become manifest, not just in a way where we're praying over political gatherings, but when we're seeing us become the hands and the feet of the Lord Jesus Christ.
Would you help me.
What any of that has to do with crypto. I have no idea. It's just a word salad of bullshit that he's serving. See what I need y'all to do is, I'm gonna need us to become the arms and.
The legs griftis, don't it.
I'm gonna need us to become the Gucci jeans, Okay, the Branch Supreme sweatshirt of the We're gonna be the Louisvaton jacket of the Lord. Everyone, okay this endeavor.
Would you go and purchase the coin in order for us to do what we need to do in the ministry.
What we need to do.
It's in your name, not the Church's name.
What we need to do. What is what we need to do.
Listen, make my pockets fast.
It's not gonna be possible for the Lord to get his plans on earth without this mean coin.
It's all you're gonna need, the big cooin.
Baby, it's his Jesus crypto, right, it's he, it's his church, attacks free institution.
I know we can get into all the corruption of all institutions, right, but this is sort of like I go from a Trump rally to crypto whatever, and I'm just a humble messenger.
And of course, and of course if anyone does go to jail for this, it's him, right, you'll be charged.
Yeah, yeah, obviously he'd be first.
We do transportation, housing, education, we heal medical, mental, and denal illnesses. I need you to do me a favor and go and get that coin in order for us to accomplish the vision that God has called us to doing our earth.
I give God glory for what?
Yeah? How is this not the real DEI?
Right?
How is this not the real d I? They nakedly just put it out.
There like we just need a black to just come out and last so zero tra.
Karen, Oh this gets it your cars? He had come up food.
Okay, Karen, gives it your cars. What about you jail?
You know what, I'm gonna give it a Jakaris. Also because it was an example of it's a hundred if he was just doing this in front of normal come but the look on Trump's like he was giving Trump the dance.
That yes performance, you know, he.
Was like him auditioning black pastors and like, do you have any that do more blackness? And then he walks in and he's pointing to the sky. He's scraping, scraping pan yes, like he's doing all he's doing too much.
If he belongs, he belongs on an episode of Righteous Gemstones Like that's like, honest to god, he would fit right the fucking no no notes.
You know what now. Seaton Smith, who is a comic I knew from DC. He is somebody who I want to see get an audition, like they need to write the part right away for like the next dude.
Yes, like perfect man.
And I give it a drear as well, mostly because of the MLK can nection on mlk's day, like just getting up there and being and I have shut to the mountaintop and.
I may not jove down there with you.
Like the goddamn Donald Trump is one of the most embarrassing.
Dance at last, tap dance at last.
Thank god, I can tap dance that last if you don't get out my face.
Brother, Oh man, he's in there, and it's all the opposite of what he stuff for.
So he's in his speech.
With like and one day our children will not play together because that's we.
Don't need no mixing.
Okay, not that Trump's America, oh man, but yes, your cards for him. Performers are performing, and uh some of those performers turned out to be Snoop dogg, Rick Ross, Nelly, and Soldier Boy, who participated in some Donald Trump inauguration festivities as something I believe called the Crypto Ball. And there's videos of them, like, you know, doing their videos and uh and like performing and and uh you know, uh dance and form saying the N word and all that stuff. Just full of room full of white people, room just to the brim with white people just and what's what's even worse is that, uh none of them look like they know the words they don't like the white people in that room are just they don't even know, Like it's.
Snoop Dogg Big.
He's like rolling down the street smoking indoor and they're just like turned away from the stage.
Like, yes, this is very interesting.
What we're gonna do that have a.
You know what?
I cannot wait to really hurt trans people, but uh that noise.
Don't worry about that guy.
I don't know ooops next venture because I said once he did the hot Pockets commercial pocket like it's hot. I said, now it's just about asking price. Yes, But I see him doing a commercial soon for like Crypto Dot and he'll be like, I'm Crypto Yes.
Ah, that gonna be so good. I can't wait for it.
The real crypts is in the building. Yeah.
So there's a clip of that's been making the rounds of Nelly explaining to Willie D.
Uh.
You guys may know Willy D from hits such as you know obviously the Ghetto Boy and stuff, But my favorite Willy D songs these days is where the Coons at, Where the coons at, where they at, where they at, where they at. So this is Willy D from the Ghetto Boys, who if you know anything about. Willy d is probably on the bottom five list of black people.
I want to explain some coon shit. I did too, because he ain't really a receptive, empathetic listening ear for coons.
But Nelly says, let me go explain it. I think I can explain it to him.
Are we talking about the president or are we talking about the candidate? Are you talking about candidate Trump? Are you talking about President Trump? That's two different people.
To me, the candidate Trump and the President Trump is two different people, two different people. So you're saying, I guess your point would be because I.
Don't think Obama would sit there and laugh and chuck it up when he know cameras are watching with a known racist.
I don't think he would do it. I don't think he would do.
It, Nelly, Nelly, do you sit up there and laugh with known racist? You make country music?
Okay, you know what it is to be at work, Okay, But.
I don't think.
I don't think he would sit there, play buddy buddy, chuck it up with somebody who he really thought was a known racist or hitler or whatever they're saying like, I don't think he would do that.
I just don't think he would do it. I think he'd do it. I mean he why so why would he get a pass?
But because because because uh because Uh Obama was is a former president.
So it's the dignitary of the dignified thing to do, you know. So it's politics again. It's politics. So we right back in politics again. So politics politics.
The reason why Michelle didn't not politics excuses politics.
I am honored to be performing for the office for the President of the United States, regardless. Ain't now another president asked me to perform. Naw ain't nobody calling them, ain't nor.
I would have performed. I would have performed when nobody ever asked you to come to a plan Rarey either, what do you mean hilarious?
Why would you try this with Willie d?
He like the one you should have.
You could have went on literally anyone else's podcast and they would have at least politely. Let you be wrong. Willy D is like no nigga, he's a he is hitler.
What are you talking about?
Why would I go to a clan Raley, I don't live in a clan country.
Well, what is a clan country?
No?
This ain't a plan country?
Man?
Where is it this plan country country? Because you know, when you when you think about the Black Panthers and you think about the Kuklips Klan, the kut Clint's Klan is still riding.
But that's.
So I feel like Nelly thinks he's trying to win an argument, and what he did just like, no, nigga, you a koon.
I'm trying was trying to say up top. I think what he was trying to say is like the I was performing for the presidency, right, not for Trump? Which is that?
Which is the kind of which is kind.
Of answer the only answer you could give.
Well, that's two no, no, no, no, no, there's two answers. There's two answers.
One is that one, which I think most of us kind of see through something like we're like, right, we're not saying we know you're not just performing for the president. This guy is different than the other presidents. But the other one is what Sodier Boy said, which is I did it for the money. And most people just don't want to say that one because they know they gonna look bad. But that's the one that made me be like, shit, you can say the Sojio boy, Yeah, I mean he fucking told you, what are you gonna get mad at it?
Like you can be mad about it.
But he didn't.
He did do the dignity of not even trying to bullshit you like Nelly. Well, he was like because at one point he says, show me where Donald Trump's been a white supremacist.
I was like, no, you should have just said I needed I'm Nelly. Y'all. Don't be stomping in your air Force ones.
No more.
Okay, y'all, don't y'all don't be playing the country grammar at the parties as much as y'all used to Spotify don't pay much. I had to get a check, man, I gotta pay for this baby and all this shit and stead he's up here trying to convince us that, hey man, it's just the same as performance for Obama and body I go, well, I'm asked, but yeah. He got to a point where he also tried to compare himself to the military.
But I am honored to be performing for the office for the President of the United States, regardless.
Ain't now another president asked me to perform name.
Oh damn, that's just the same clip, all right, I fuck it.
But he says the military, no matter who they vote for, they still honor who is the president, and they still do their jobs.
So who is Nelly?
He said in third person, who is Nelly to say no or something like that, And it's like, you're not an elected official, you're not in the military, you didn't take an oath. You're just you wanted a check or you just didn't care where the check came from, and you just should own that.
Soldier. Boy is the straight up just said, hey, man, uh I want money. He said, they paid me a bag.
Obama ain't never putting no money in my fucking pockets, nigga. Kamala ain't never putting no money in my fucking pockets, nigga. Trump put money in my pockets, nigga. That's what he ranned.
And honestly, I respect that ten out of ten, buddy, I respect that.
I can't.
I mean, you basically just said, listen, I was shucking, I was driving, but I got paid for.
What's the problem and y'all doing it for free.
We just think about things a little differently, and uh, yeah, that's well done. And then the excoriation. So that's one part of fucking with black people. The second part isn't even really just them, it's black people. Obviously got rightfully, I think, upset with those performers and said I don't like that they did that, I don't support them or whatever. And then my favorite part happened the backlash to the backlash, and who's the best at the backlash tore the backlash is Stephen ain't smell.
Oh, I didn't see this coming off the top rope. What you gotta say, Steven.
He's gonna scold us.
I won't play the whole thing because it's three minutes thirty seconds, but he's mad at the black community, not not snooping up.
What if this person voted for because they broke and they think he's gonna put more money in their pocket. What if this person voted for him because they're in a crime reading neighborhood and they feel leftists aren't having the streets patrolled well enough.
What if they want to call leftists nine.
One one, but they live in an environment that people were supporting the funding the police, and as a result of that, you either have a paucity of police officers or you have police officers that.
Ain't that interested in protecting a.
Serving because they don't want to get villified.
What if the job market.
Mattered the best job market of our lifetime?
Puzzle Anyway, there's a whole bunch of reasons why people vote in the way that they vote to sit up there, just blankedly state that you don't respect anybody that showed up to an inauguration.
So's a boy. Ain't got no right to go make some money.
They are different.
Everybody couldn't say, Man, if it would me, there's a different way to make the money, show about that, show about that.
Yes, yes, yes, I'm sure about that.
Always sure there's another way to make money than cooning.
If I can, if I can interrupt Stephen a go ahead. Two things people have said. I remember somebody said to me, what if, like the Saudis wanted to give you a million dollars to perform stand up? And you say, like, you wouldn't take the money. I go, if the Saudis want to pay me a million, somebody here who doesn't murder people would offer me two hundred thousand, right like they don't discover me in the streets and say, how do you like a million dollars? And to me, that's the whole thing. It's like, yeah, if the people performing for Trump were homeless, I'm not judging them. I'm judging people who have careers and money for taking more money. That was somebody mentioned I think my biggie bit. That was my hope on Tall Boy of the biggie bit, which is like, I'm somebody who believes like, if you have enough money, you don't have to sell out, whether it's politically or or commercially. Maybe you just want more money, but then the artistry loses it. But for these guys to go there, he's acting like these were people who were stuck between no like feeding their kids right and taking the job right.
What sodier boys forsed to do with his life. He's like, why are you acting like he's indigen like fucking TikTok, sharing memes and showing for throwing money in our face all the time.
But yes, because he voted for Trump. This is all projection, Like Stephen A. Smith is gunning for the the how urban hud. He is gunning for hud yes under Trump, And.
I think and I think it is honestly, I think his anger actually comes from an even worse place, which is that he voted for Kamala, but he wanted to vote for Trump. And now he feels righteous indignation at the rest of the black community because I remember when he went on Handity and was mocking like Trump and mocking that, you know that it looked like Trump was losing and shit, and he's making that face and that meme and everybody forgot that. They hated him for like twenty seconds. It's like, look at what Steven Ay did. I think it was Handity or Joe Scarborough one of those motherfuckers anyway, But he's like, yeah, yeah, he's friends with him, and so he's like telling him like I never said I was voting for Donald Trump or whatever, and Dandity's up there like but Steven, surely Donald.
Trump is going to wings like I didn't say, you know, So now he came.
People were sharing that like look at look at how even Kamala's even winning over people like Steven A. I feel like this is retribution from him, like how like fuck.
Y'all and that did he did win?
And if pursuing money to me, pursuing money is apolitical. It's not like it doesn't matter where it's coming from. Money is money and it doesn't mean anything about the politics.
I saw Soldier Boy pull out some cash.
I couldn't see that well, I couldn't count, but it looked.
Like at least six figures.
What it took most people, or what it takes most people to.
Make it a year.
The brother made it one night. You sure you sure about that? You're sure you could have found a way to go and make the kind of cash that he making.
Do you really think Sodian Boy got paid in stacks of hundreds?
Steven A. Smith? Is that what you think Donald Trump did?
He's made thirty seven of these stacks of one hundred videos over the last five years alone.
Like all Soldier Boy do was shit like this. So he's like he couldn't have done it any other way. This is so ridigulous.
Snoop Dog worked over one hundred million dollars, so.
He definitely don't need it.
He got a youth football league. This brother sending cats to college. He sending cats to the NFL. We just gonna ignore that because he performed to let me tell you something right now, some of you in our community. I didn't say y'all community, I said ours.
So once again, So now he's yelling at black people for feeling like these brothers shouldn't have did this shit.
He has no and I like he made the distinction.
I didn't say y'all, I said ours because we know you said ours, Steven. They would never talk to white people like this, not in mans. He ain't about to be yelling at white people. They like, y'all need to get over your feelings, like nah, he's gonna always be like black people. We need to get over our feelings and stop making people like me feel bad about my conservative leanings.
Black man who's entire the field, whatever the hell I want to feel some of y'all when you turned against ice Cube, it's unforgivable.
What where's ice Cube right now?
Did he say anything about them striking down all those executive orders that that.
Was for equity?
Yeah, where's ice Cube right now?
Forgivable?
Unforgivable. Get the funk out of here.
It's unforgivable.
Ice Cube, Hey w A, ice Cu, Trey easy E.
All of them.
I wish you would have went ahead and said them boys.
About ice Cue. He's talking about nw A like they're the founding fathers of the country.
Yes, they're important.
Raps.
But it's like, but he's also he's also saying he's also saying that like h n w A entire thing was like being public enemy, Like n W A made fuck the police, which is just a very vulgar anthem. But okay, let's give him that. But then they got thirty seven other songs on the track.
That's like, and then sucked the bitch on the face and put your in the ass.
I'm like that, Yes, yes, I can see a reason to turn on him. You're talking about Snoop Dogg's that a bunch of charity, That's right. He's also done a whole bunch of misogyny and shit too, Like.
He's not perfect. Nobody has to be a fan of these guys.
We don't owe these guys anything for being good at making music and shit like that.
And if you and what is the point of you do.
Some charity where you turned on Bill Cosby?
Unforgivable, unforgivable.
This man was making holy sandwiches in his room and y'all.
And y'all, I'm not talking about y'all community, talking about our communit unity.
I was a love, I'm a black man, I'm a title.
How I feel how I feel, and all the black men who thought that Snoop was selling out not entitled to feel how they feel. Right, just only Steven A matters.
And then Snoop came aboard not that w A, but Snoop came aboard Warranty.
And the whole crew they took the rep came to another level.
You know what I mean, Black people made money off of hip hop.
I mean black people have been employed because of hip hop. It transformed this world. Is everything perfect about them?
Hell?
No, loik a way.
So okay, I've about to say these things don't go together.
I said this to the homies Justin and Don on the group chat. Justin said, oh, man, he's just mad because his wife made him vote for Kamala Harris. I was like, you think, stephen A, there's any woman on the planet that can deal with this shit twenty four and seven, Like this motherfucker doesn't turn off, He don't come home and be okay.
He's in there.
Like two percent milk is only in the top five milks. Now that you got one percent, you got whole milk.
Now, why the fuck would you go get some fucking soy milk that's not in the top five milks.
Why is that even in there because a doctor told you.
To or whatever, like you gotta deal with that shit every day. Fuck you, he got no woman, get out of here. They made a group be strong enough to fucking withstand that. And Charlamagne the God also brought up the same things as stephen A and like, we can't turn on these on these people for performing.
Rich dudes can't take a stand against taking a check? Who then who?
Right?
Who says who passes on the money?
Right?
Like even Tiger Woods. Tiger was a perfect example. Yeah, he turned down the Saudis. They would have given him a billion dollar yes, yeah, And he was like, I already have a billion, and so I'm just concerned about legacy at this point. Yeah, an extra billion won't change my life.
All money ain't good money.
Taking this money will change my reputation or even.
I mean, obviously, you know, I think everything you said is spot on. Is probably what happened. But also in the rare case, sometimes people just have a fucking some integrity. Like every once in a while somebody's like, I no, I won't take money from fucking just everybody. Matter of fact, I'd say The vast majority of people who got asked to.
Do this probably said no.
If they were going down hip hop acts, because they don't respect hip hop so they don't give a fuck. They probably would just like start with jay Z and beyond saying work your way down.
It's like no, no tag team and there it is for the president. No, right, but you're homeless.
I have integrity, right, I'm gonna be okay.
Well, tag will be okay.
But Team team's actually a prosperity preacher right now. He's looking for some mean coins, so he said he can do it for you.
I'm surprise I ain't asking ymc A boys.
Yeah they did come, Oh yeah, yeah.
They they were like the featured music at the night.
Okay, that makes sense that black man was out there dancing form.
I'm sure the one that was like a gay song.
Well, y'all heard that who said this song was gay?
Just standing there with like a leather daddy like mister slave from South out Park. We don't like the games.
R come on with some chaps and a bunch of bears and clubs around him talking about this ain't no gay anthem?
All right? Oh man, all right, I assume your cars, for all of us, for all of that. So all right, I'll.
Try to move into something. You're not a okaycter, I am not a Jakaris.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go again this one because this is truly how I feel. I get this to zero because I don't give a fuck, don't care about what they do, and the reason and and the biggest reason why. And I'm and this is how I feel. This opinion of my opinion might change, but as of right now, none of them have no vote in power. None of them can pass a motherfucking bill. You can't pass a bill, you can't sign the ship into law. You can't do anything right now to directly impact my life.
Like, let me clarify.
Also, I really meant that stephen a clap back to like not just them performing there, so zero for him as well.
Yeah, because my my and and and and and I think for when it comes to stephen a, in my opinion, this is a performance that he consistently does. And so for me, I'm kind of yes and not trying to be funny. So for me, I'm like, okay, you you took this stance. I get it, and I think for me when it I feel like this, there are a lot of things to be angry about.
So for me, I'm like, this right here doesn't phrase to that.
Le I kind of agree with you.
I think that's a very compelling thing because I'm not fucked with on the actual level of like, like, I'm.
Not really mad at any anything. We Everything we just saw is things.
She's making you reveal a secret recipe.
Rob, Yeah, that's a great point.
That's I'm not really I really don't give a fuck about any of these people. To be honest, I like, I like there were people, especially when I got on Karen Hunter show. She got some pretty like righteous militant listeners too, And so every once in a while, you know, I go in there and I'm like expressing an opinion and you know we're talking about snoop or so I was like, yeah, I don't hold them to the same standard as like Obama. I actually think Obama laughing with Trump is him being at work. But I think what snowth in them did is worse. Like you've you flew out to go dance for these motherfuckers. But if we're being honest, yeah, we knew this was happening. Did y'all expect the monolithic black you know? So? Yeah, I totally relate to what you're saying, But I feel like my dra cars is really more of a like, this is top tier cooning.
Is what I'm really saying?
Like that, Yes, from the pastor to Soldier Boy, to Nelly and whatever the fuck he thought he was saying, to Willie D to Stephen A ranting to Charlamagne, to God, this is like some hot fire ass like tap dancing that these dudes are doing.
Yes, it's so. It's one of the things where I go both ways. I give it a zero. Then I could turn around and I could for what you're saying, I can give it a Jakari.
Yeah, oh no, you explain yourself perfectly.
Well.
I was just I was only just saying, like what like you made me rethink about major cars, and it's like, oh, no, I see what it is. I'm not mad at. I'm not actually mad. I'm more like, goddamn you you got it. You got in a refrigerator, ate the willa cheese. How the fuck did you? I mean, I'm not mad, rest, how'd you do it?
How'd you put it out?
I would give the performers a hundred, right, Okay, yeah, give even a Smith because I feel like he needs to be Dracarist. Yeah, because I think he's one of these guys he's gonna start to move. I think he's looking to like he's he's probably not. He's one of those sports guys who is not satisfied with the impact like he wants to be. I think get a twenty million dollar a deal from Fox. Yeah, will become a political like I think he really wants.
Yeah, he's talked about political aspirations before too.
Yes, yes, and so I.
Want to I want to like Drakarist him here.
That's that's a great that's a great explanation as well.
I'm gonna moving to guess the.
Race so we can uh play a couple of games for JL leaves.
You know that before you wrap this up? No problem, Wait, Jail, do you have time for guess the race?
I forgot Okay, right, We're gonna do some quick guess the race and then sore ratchiness and then we'll wrap this thing up.
Uh.
But uh, I think people enjoyed that spirit discussion of our intricate scoring. We all came up to three different very agreeable, different but different scores.
All right, guess the race music.
Let's go with this one. That's the right, that's the right, that's the right, that's the right. All right, guess the race time. You know what it is going around, and we just try to guess the race of the people involved in these stories.
Let's keep it. Uh Trump on the first story?
Uh oh wait no, if it's Trump related to jail, I already know the news.
I don't ever want to I want to hedge to you. We'll go at a different story.
Guys, we don't want to get caring at a disadvantage. Man arrested for dangerous social media prank. Well, we know how much we need our social media.
Look.
Fourteen hours away from TikTok, y'all was ready to suck Trump off.
Or fix that'll break anybody.
I watched the strongest liberal people break within twelve hours.
Y'all ain't making it through four years. I'm gonna tell you all that right now.
They were having If you own every other social media site, you could tell who used tik tok, the Moses, they would have breakdowns.
But they fuck they fucking fake turned off TikTok and y'all was like.
Hey, man, come on, god, them too cheese burgers. Baby, Maybe Donald Trump ain't that man. We should make America kind of great. It's not too good with TikTok. Well, you know they're gonna use all your information and there it might be dangerous.
Don't care.
Shit, I don't give a fun baby. I just need to I need to see somebody do some lip syncing or some shit. Can somebody just dance?
What is Matt Rife riffing on?
Right now?
I need to know?
Man arrested for dangerous social media prank sprays pesticide on food at Walmart. A twenty seven year old man named Charles Smith has been arrested after pulling a dangerous stunt at a Walmart in Mesa, Arizona. They said he filled himself pranks a spraying pesticide on food item, posting the footage online as part of a social media prank. It happened December nineteenth on a Walmart.
Who gives a fuck out the address?
According to police, Smith entered the store with the intender, creating viral content. He grabbed a can of hot shot, ultra bed bug and flea killer from a shelf without purchasing.
It sprayed to pests out on various items.
Including fresh produce, fruit, and rotisserie chickens, all recording the actions. It showed us face the pesistyle can the act of self. The video was later uploaded the social media not shit immediate backlash. He turned himself in after being identified, admitted to both still in the pessistyde and contaminating the food. He now faces introducing poison classics, felling the criminal damage class one misdemeanor UH endangerment class when misdemeanor theft Class one disdemeanor. The food had to be removed from the shells. The act cast significant concern among shoppers and storage management. They're urging people to think about the real world consequences of the blah blah blah.
All right, care guess the race of mister Charles Smith.
He was white and he went to a Walmart on the letsid town.
All right, jail.
Oh well, I thought this was revenge for Scottie Pippen blocking him four times. But it's not that Charles Smith. This is that's the Charles Smith that goes to North Korea with rock.
Yeah.
Uh, I'm gonna say I kind of like Karen's full description like that. It's it's like, get out of my country farmer, like you know, John, I don't know, John, what's a farming tool that rhymes with wick? Pick pick John pick. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna go white as well.
All right, just check the chat room white caudacity, pesticide, white, Walmart behavior with white audacity, white because LP wasn't watching him out the security voting for Trump twice white the caucasuty blanche colored dude.
Bro.
The correct answer is I think people said white on this one, and people you got it wrong. He's black. Oh no, oh no, what were you gonna say?
Jay got me with that one?
One said black like the roaches the spray was intended for.
Oh, I didn't see Juwan's I'm sorry, Juwan. Okay, you know what, Jawan, you get the golf clap. You're the only one that got it right, buddy, here you go.
Hmm.
And the reason why I was like, now, did he did the produce? He did the chicken, so my mind, yeah, I was like, oh, you want.
To be sure they die?
Yeah, but he probably did the chicken because he knows, he knows how delicious.
It is to him.
And the basic ass name too.
It's like it's my favorite. So all right, let's see, Uh, let'll do another one. How about uh, we'll do this one.
Prayer warrior arrested for bizarre battery.
Okay, what kind of prayer warrior?
Uh?
Like incense?
And since that the relatives were paying, I'm sorry, And since that relatives or praying to Jesus in her house.
A Florida woman who told cops she prays.
Using the Koran and does not believe in Jesus allegedly battered one of her visitors and attacked that land to her behind bars, ironically, just like Jesus.
A quarter to arrest Affid David.
The verbal praying disfute between Sherry Chai Jenny fifty eight her brother Peter che Jenny sixty three, who was a contractor, it turned violent yesterday morning. Peter told investigators he was praying with his wife Naheed using their cross when che Jeanie got mad at him. Chegini Costs alleged first picked up Peter's phone and threw it on the ground, destroying it. She then went to attack Peter. He put up his arms and de fend himself. A sherry bit his right forearm. She then threw his stuff out of the residence and broke his cross. At one point, Peter told police, Genie scratched her own neck and told.
Him, you're going to jail now.
So like jail you're going. I want you to play that.
I thought about playing it. I like all the I like all our jail clips of being real with you. Uh the oh you going to jail? Uh that one, you know, jail, honey, that's a good one.
But there are there are fire clips. I just didn't have him all life. Oh and then of course this is my favorite one.
Better keep his asking jail.
Because he comes back out here, it's gonna be a horror movie nightmare for his ask. You don't want to come back around here playing with me.
Uh that is a first team Hall of Famer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was right.
Yeah, yes, yes that actually yes, get me every time.
Yeah.
And of course your girl stop it, stop it right? Yes, but yeah, so she threw a shit out. She faked, she fake cutting her own neck. Peter had a BikeE mark on his right arm, which is visible, and was bleeding. Peter told debies that he and his wife were at the home to visit his mother, who was there in hospice care.
So they were praying for their.
Dying mom, and the sisters like knocked a food wrong, God, bitch, Oh no, you would think at that point it's like, I don't know, try yours, My shit ain't working.
Mama dying, Mama in hospice care, right could grief.
So then, during police question and to Jenny, claims she bit Peter in self defense after he scratched her neck. However, debuty reporter examining her fingernails and found trace her skin under her nails consistently scratching her own neck. She was charged to misdemeanors battery and resisting arrest. The letter count resulted from her struggling with the officers when they She's like, you also hit me in the face. Judge released to yesterday from the jail on her own reconnaissance.
I guess the race of miss Uh.
It's her full name, sherry che Jeanie. That last name you need this c H E G I n ich Jeanie.
Uh.
It's somebody brown.
I yeah, somebody brown, Okay, all right, jail, I don't know exactly what somebody brown means okay.
You know, I was thinking like an East Asian, whether it be India, Pakistan.
I couldn't really name the yay, but.
I think I'm gonna take a take a risk and say black.
All right, let's check the chat room red dot engine, wow, Indian, brown, sound white, Blackish, Southeast Asian. Cut herself and caught the cops on him, fought the cops, then got to go out on her own white when she did go to jail technically, but I hear you, girl, they let out on consosense.
Uh, she's somebody's Italian.
I saw almaa like your ass up Indian wile Uh yoga flame trade crazy like d from it's always suddenly in Philadelphia white. I think Italian white got kicked out adulge in Indian. So I'm gonna say, uh, caring, You're right, it was somebody brown. She's Middle Eastern, So I think jail's wrong, and everybody that said white is wrong. I'll show you a picture of the second after I play Karen's applause, and of course I have to play the booze.
So that's her right there, and uh.
Yeah, that I could go either that could that could be a borderline like a towent like, although I wouldn't that that Mediterranean kind of which which way do you tip?
But it could be so she's from tearing Iran Oh.
Shit, okay, yes they have. There's some serious light skinned Iranians. So yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
I didn't.
I didn't want to say that when I read it because I figured it'd be too much of a giveaway. Right, Both of these are kind of tough in my opinion, like this, I would have missed both of these.
I you know, I just got the answers. I'm not smart.
I'm like, I'm basically Alex Trebek pretending to be smart because this mother forgot the answer to Jeopardy and ship or whatever.
Now that first one, yeah, with a basic ass name and a crime like that, I'll I'll take that one.
I'm like, okay, racers was.
A little all right, we'll do last one.
Guys. Okay, I think you're oh, you're one in one, jail's and two. But in the in this round, it's double.
Everything's triple.
Oh triple, my bad. Yeah.
I had to make it triple so that someone could still have a chance to win. So triple the points.
Triple, the points triple, the points triple, the points triple, the points trip triple, the rays trip trip triple, the points strip triplets triplet triple, the points trip True.
Man, I just had a thought, I kind of want that black coon pastor to go do all famous black pastor speeches, but just switch them into coning like he should do some Malcolm X next.
You know, the next event, the ballot or the bullet. Well, I like bullets. They're good. They should go in a on fifteens. There's nothing wrong with that.
The most disrespected, the most downtrouded person is the white man.
We didn't land on Fregle Rock PBS. That's why we're canceling all your funding.
Oh no, what as a kind, well meaning white person I do to help you everything?
I don't know if the prayud boards have been bamboozled. Let us straight run amok.
A drug counselor is busted for selling crack cocaine to undercover cops. Damn, you never want, oh man, not a drug counselor. You never get high on your own supply, But you're not supposed to be selling. A drug counselor at the New York State rehab facility sold crack cocaine on multiple occasions to undercover agents.
Oh man, I mean that.
Is a really that's a really good capitalistic idea. Not that I agree with you, it's not smart.
I'm trying to beat crack.
That's like if you that's like if you go to weight watchers and they have like the fucking nuhing bunts, cakes, fucking in the last whole buffet, It's like, well, if you walk past the Golden Corral to come to the weight watchers meeting, you know, then sure, but if you want to just sit in there for a couple hours, that's fine by us too.
It doesn't matter.
But yeah, he acting on tips from the public, meaning he was selling this shit so much people knew well. Damn Investigations againt probe Alvin Lewis fifty four and subsequently identified him as a narcotics and dangerous drug dealer.
Operated in Dutchess.
County Towns, about eighty miles north of New York City. On multiple occasions, Lewis so cracked the agents with the Federal with the local Prosecutors Drug Task Force. While conducting surveilers of Lewis, police determined that he worked overnight hours as a counselor at arms Acres and in patient Rehabilitation the clinic.
With damn not impatient, which which you mean we out here trying to get clean and you you.
Going outside trying to sell crack the people, and inside you're fussing at us for doing crack.
Well, then I don't know if they drug testing or not. But ain't nobody figured out about to keep funded test?
Well, I don't know that he was selling it to his people, Okay, although I imagine if they got busted and he sold it to him, they could like tell or something, you know.
Like where are you're getting this crack?
You?
I got it from you?
You?
Okay, I learned it from you.
Well.
Yeah, So he was busted Tuesday, even though while driving a few miles from his Wopping Girls Falls residents. Subsequent searches of his homes, vehicles yil that cracked cocaine packaged and ready for sale. He's being held without bail and expected to face additional charges. An online search of credentialing records maintained by the New York's Office of Addiction Services and Supports returned no records under his.
Name, so was he a freelance drug counselor. That would make sense. He hadn't figured it out yet. He was still working on his part. He's on the job training. He's like, I gotta get people addicted to crack so I can get some business around here.
I ain't never gonna not have a job.
Now he's fussing, he's fussing at the people to get him. You're gonna fucking drop out of this program. You're gonna do fucking crack.
And if you do its ray, you're gonna be dead in the year Russia come to my rehab.
Residue on his hands and ship.
Ribbon on them.
Is Joe Is Joe on the roof, being like your smoke crack, don't you because if you do, I got a two for one sal Don't tell nobody.
That's why I took you up to this.
Roof, Jump at this at these prices, doing expeditiously, Yes, expeditiously.
Karen uh gus the race of uh this drug counselor crack dealer named mister Alvin Lewis.
Alvin Lewis, I'm going black.
Karen's going black jail.
If I have only one option, which is go white because I lose.
If well, if your goal is to win, you only have one option to go against what Karen's picked. It could be any race doesn't have to be white, but does have to be against what Karen picked.
Yeah, I'm going I'm I'm going white. Check Final jeopard You know there's like Final Jeopardies.
Someone will be declared the winner after this round pushing in all the chips. Now, Karen, you could now, if you were more of a competitive minded person, you could switch yours to white to make sure Jail can't win. But then I feel like we end up in a weird arms race where he switches back to So.
Just so before you announce it, I go black, right, Yeah.
Exactly, pippin ass Orlando black black, black bitch. Set me up black? Oh no, white, No, set me up white because hot end spots don't do d I I'm your doctor. When when when I win? In knee want some coke, castleweed, push a man black.
That's good cash of Jesse pinkman white black, but black dynamite. I'll sell drugs to the community and give rehab black black high graduate black. Alvin Lewis is black Alvin and the blipmunks. Black crack is black black uh trump favorite inn word. The correct answer is black caring you one and jail of course missed it, as did others. The jail jink strikes during guess the race from buster.
The biggest reason is cracked and then they arrested him without bill.
Mmm, okay, yeah, I think that what tip me off.
It's kind of interesting too that they did like this like extensive, like we need to get him to do multiple buys type of thing, Like they didn't just busses, get a warrant you got cracking your house or whatever.
They were like, no, keep letting himselll to the undercover.
This is fun, all right, Let's go to the final thing, of course, is sword ratchetness, and then we're gonna wrap this up.
And no show, no show. Oh wait, we might do a show tomorrow. It depends on the time. All right, retied cop attacks nephew with sword.
Oh.
This comes from the Times of India.
A retired assistant sub inspect of police was arrested in a criminal case and Yadavar village in some war part taluk uh Thamaya or is itmaya ya anyway, Thama Y'a was arrested after attacking his family member Cheri Cheria Maine Luvar Kumar, a resident of Yavara, yavar Man.
This is global. This is a global impact of swords, guys was a.
According to police, there was an ongoing dispute between Thamaya and his brothers of a property which turned into a fight with him attacking his nephew, Lava Kumar. Lava's right leg was severely injured. He was taken to the hospital and then shifted to Matsuru for better treatment. Based on the complaint filed by the victim, police took Thamaya into custody and a case which registered. So you got retired cops using swords and that not to attack the family.
This ship is out of indiot.
Don't play that shit. If you take a picture with a fucking sword for your birthday, they'll come and get you at yeah, they will. And this cop thought he was above the law. I guess you decide to go, you know, Danny Glover and so I'm too old for this shit and put out the sword.
But you hate to see it, all.
Right, j L Yes, sir, you gotta tell the people man where to get where to find you, the special all.
That type of stuff.
Thank you.
I do have a show coming up February sixth in in New York City, and then obviously after that I'll be in actually I'll be in Princeton for one night, and then Charlotte on the twenty eighth, very much looking forward to that. And then yeah, inauguration is my favorite n word. Is on my YouTube channel right now. You just click on the video tabs. It's like the second most recent video. Sit back, enjoy it on your smart TV or on your phone, whatever, and just give it, you know, a like, and if you like it, please share it with a friend. And beyond that, everything else is on my website jocomedy dot com, you know, social media blog links to my specials and albums, et cetera, so any and all. But I don't have to tell your your fans, are you know? I joked with Laura tonight before coming on the show. I said, if you take my fans, half of my support comes from my like two hundred thousand social media followers, and then like thirty five percent comes from your following, and like the remainder is from Pete Dominic's following and I'm like, that's all well and good, except I have a tremendous amount of dead weight that I am where I'm like, if ten percent of my so called fans like dug In, even the free stuff podcasts, you know, just the free stuff podcast YouTube videos, I'd be good. Right. So it's a very strange, strange world we're in. And check out rain on Your Parade. I won't be killing it, I don't think permanently. But the last official episode with Mike as my producer is this Thursday. Okay, so it's it's we've been. We've been on a nice streak I think for the last couple of months with some really good episodes. So those are on YouTube and wherever you listen to podcasts.
Let me sing the praises of Ringing on Your Parade real quick too, because one of my favorite podcasts, you know, and you know, I love that formula that y'all created with you with Mike, And anytime I see the clips online, I'll make sure to share them and whatnot as well. But if you're listening and you're like, oh wait, he's he might be changing or taking a break or wrapping up that show. A lot of the content is kind of forever content, Like some of it is topical and like that that it's like, okay, this is about what was happening in the election this day, but you can tell in the title when it is. And a lot of stuff is just like Taylor Swift, soccer whatever, you know, like so baseball, hockey. So if you guys want to listen to and the and they're all good to me.
They're all funny, So make sure you guys go check those out.
And then for us, like I said, may or may not do a show tomorrow, really depends on the schedule, but definitely Thursday, we're doing Ballsy Sports with Justin and yeah that's that's and then Saturday we'll see you guys for feedback for sure. Thanks for listening, Jail, Thanks for being here a jail. We'll be back throughout the week until next time.
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