It's Valentine's Day.  Bill has a new trend that will take America by storm... maybe.  Wendy gives us her pitch for a new reality show.  Living rooms with plastic covered furniture.  Grab some flapjacks and don't forget the "Melon Garnish".

Once considered to be our generation's "slightly louder Shields and Yarnell", Bill Leff and Wendy Snyder proudly bring you their version of a world gone mad!  (Or at least, slightly ticked off.)

Stories.  Anecdotes.  Haikus.  Games.  Prizes.  Circus animals.  Milk Duds.  Puppet fights.  Artificial owl flavoring.  Count Chocula's mother.  Twinkie suits.    .....And that's just the first twelve minutes.