Hour 3 - Robot Revolt

Published Mar 25, 2025, 10:01 AM

Ben Maller talks about an anonymous MLB player calling out the ABS robot-umpire saying "This is not tennis," Deion Sanders efforting to get his son drafted by the New York Giants, the lack of upsets in March Madness, Maller's Mountain of Money: Mikey Madison Edition, and much more!

Ding dong. It's our number three, hour three of the original Recipe podcast. Hope you're doing well on this Tuesday, and we were up all night providing you fresh pod. So start with baseball. An anonymous Major League baseball player calling out the abs robot umpires that they've been testing this spring, saying this is not tennis. What is your perspective on this? Also buy or sell? Dion Sanders efforting to get his son drafted by the New York Giants, and the lack of March madness upsets will be the death of college basketball. Some doom and gloom people are saying, your thoughts on that will go there as well, and who knows what else, including a radio game show. We'll get to that and more right now here. It is our number three, A robot revolt. What is that all about? You'll find out Welcome in the beginning of yet another hour of the Benmallor Show. We are in the air everywhere. Allies, Yeah, we're allies as we hang on for the ride, and we're hanging on for dear life. Coast to coast, bating the motor and beyond on the mast and utopianly powerful microphones of FSR am monating live from the Double the Daily Double Daily Double Dandy Double Daty Double, as we are broadcasting live from the tyrack dot com studio. Tyraq dot com will help you get there an unmatched selection, fast, free shipping, free road hazard protection over ten thousand recommended in sauce tyraqt dot com the way tire Bink should be. I know Tommy in Atlanta, who who is not allowed to call the show or interact with the show. He does listen in his truck, but his evil oligarch boss will not allow him. I met Tommy at the Charleston meet and greet we did a while back, and Tommy's a big fan of the show. He was in Atlanta and he can't interact with the show, but he says he listens all the time, so he likes the number ten thousand. So our lead this night, before we get to the lead. Before we get to the lead, later this hour, Cheesy radio game Show, Cheesy Radio Game Show will return. We're gonna have Malar's mount of Money also later this hour. The Malor riddle of the day is, we just brand everything with the name Malar on it, and we figure that will help for the show. So our lead this hour is from baseball? What kind of kind of from baseball? So there were a couple of things that caught my attention. Only one of them I felt rose to the level of high crimes misdemeanors. And also also a Mallard monologue and opening Day a couple days away. Today's Tuesday, and do the math. You gotta get through today, you gotta get through tomorrow. And then the curtain goes up on Thursday. Opening Day. Oh my god, so exciting. So the buzz, I don't know if there's a lot of buzz. It seems like everyone's just giving the Dodgers of the National League pennant. The American League appears to be wide open. We'll do more on that as we slide into opening Day. We'll do the always popular Mallard monologue about what to expect for the baseball season. But this is about robots. Okay, this is about robots. Major League Baseball all spring in Florida and Arizona has been testing the ABS system, which is a fancy way of saying a computer is deciding whether or not a pitch is a strike or not. And publicly everyone has been in love they can't get enough. Oh my god, it's so great. Finally baseball gets it privately. Some other stuff's coming out now. In fact, a story behind a paywall on the Athletic from the great Jason Stark, who did not want to appear on the Fifth Hour podcast. By the way, I did correspond with Jason start. He was much too busy to appear on my podcast. But he's a good baseball writer and he's interesting in all that. So we had this story and he quoted a bunch of people and some of them were complaining. Alix Korra went on the record and said, oh, I don't want a World Series to end because of abs, and he was complaining about that. You also had others not give their name. One anonymous player told the pay site The Athletic, owned by the Old Gray Lady, told the Athletic that they don't like the automated strike zone because it's moving the game closer to being tennis. That's what they said. This is not tennis. Sick and tired of you confusing this with tennis. It is not tennis, you dingle Berry. I added that for effect. So the player went on to say ten does not have a catcher. Right, there's a reason why, said the anonymous player. All right, so let us discuss the question. For those of you a little slow here because of the time an anonymous Major League Baseball player calling out the abs robot umpiring that they've been testing here in Florida and Arizona by saying, quote, this is not tennis. What is your perspective on this? I'm glad you asked. So I've got Trader Joe's wing ding eyes and ozempic and we will combine all of these things together and will say what's in the box the toolbox? What's in the toolbox? All right? So, first of all, a lot of people that are toolbags that are commenting on this. But the complaint is not wrong, all right, The complaint is not wrong the very foundation of baseball this goes against. People have gotten to the point now where they're fine with it.

Right.

It seems like enough people, the majority of people are just like, Okay, we need this. Even if you don't agree with it, You're like, well, we just have to do it. We just have to do it. It's the way it is. And I don't watch tennis more than I'll watch the Grand Slam events, and even that is limited. I'm not gonna sit here and tell you I'm watching everything. I'm not. I'm cherry pick here and there. I'll watch some tennis, but it happens four times a year, and even that is sporadic. So tennis uses this hawkeye technology, as I understand it, that tracks the ball. So whenever a player wants to initiate a review, I would like to initiate a review. At that point, the response is instantaneous right away. They're based on the trajectory of the ball. So rephrase this. Think of this like going to Joe's and grabbing some two buck chuck, which is no longer two bucks. And what baseball is doing is taking old wine from tennis and then changing the label and putting it into a new bottle. That's what they're doing. So it's not something that's just brand new technology. The ABS system, as I have been told, essentially the one that was used in spring training here and will be used next year in the regular season, is almost identical. It is almost identical to what is used on the various grass and clay courts around the tennis world. Can you feel the love, Yes, So it utilizes a fixed strike zone to get into the minutia, which you're never supposed to get into on talk radio, but we'll do it. Look at the time. So it uses a fixed strike zone that measures seventeen inches wide the width of home plate eight and a half inches in depth from the front and the back of the plate. So that's the that's the the measurements on that Major League Baseball has gone so far down this road. How far are they gone? Thanks for asking. They've gone so far down the road that they can't go back. Like this is going to happen. This is all part of the master plan by the man that gave us the hunk of metal as the World Series trophy, Rob Manfraud. It's all part of his master plan. And he'll get out as commissioner, and then what's left. It's not my problem. He'll be gone. You'll hang out with those cocktail parties on the in the Hamptons. Knock yourself out, Rob. And the issue is, it's like taking an orange and you can't unpeel the orange. I mean, well, you can try to put it back together, but once you've peeled the orange, you can't unpeel the orange. And once you've peeled it all if that's it. And so the fans over the last generation or so have been conditioned, they've been conditioned to not be able to handle the human element right that you can't.

I get it.

I'm getting older. And when I was growing up, it was like, hey, umpires are not perfect, and there are going to be mistakes, and supposedly we were taught it's going to equal out in the end. And you know, every once in a while you'll lose a game because of some incompetent Schmendrick umpire, but then you'll win a game because of some incompetent Schmendrick umpire. And this is back when baseball wont an umpires that have personalities. Now they're all drugged. All the umpires, i'm convinced, are numbed. They have no personality. Anyone with personality. I'm thinking it's not allowed in baseball. Like the umpires used to be part of the show. You go out and be a spectacle. You know, they're all like morbidly obese, and they had different personalities and different strike zones and you had like Eric greg everything was a strike and then other umpires nothing was a strike. And years ago and umpires that made it all about them. Now the umpires don't make it about them, and eventually they'll just be all robots and all that. But the thing is people have been conditioned that every call must be right, everything must be right, and I just I wasn't raised that way. I was like, yeah, there's gonna be mistakes, and you know, that's the way it is. And I know it makes better talk radio. And there's mistakes and it's fun to talk about people go ballistic. And now gambling's involved, and so yeah, everything's got to be perfect and gambling, god forbid, nothing's perfecting in the gambling world. And so the other thing about this, you got to remember the golden rule when it comes to instant replay. And this is not going to fix everything. It's just gonna change the conversation from right and wrong to right and wrong because you look at like in football, you watch a replay, one man's inconclusive evidence is another man and no doubt about it, right, because it's kind of like a trial. And I've talked to some attorneys over this. We've had some that listen to the show that've reached out to me and been pen pals. Over the years then said, well, you go, you go to a jury trial, because you never know. A jury looks at video and looks at evidence, and two people know, two people the same, and so you don't know what you're get. Like the greatest example is the OJ Simpson murder trial, which helmet Man's covering and the great helmet Man, and you look at that and you're like, well, people saw the evidence and most people said were guilty. But the people in the jury, the dumb dumbs on there, are like, oh, not guilty. And so Jay got away with it and lived the rest of his life and died and that's it. And that's the way it goes. And so it's the same thing with replays, Like people look at replays like, well, that's guaranteed, that's a even the strike. So that's a strike, mom, bab, it's not a strike. What do you do inconclusive? All? Right? Now? Secondly, we pivot over to the draft, the NFL draft, and there's only a handful of players that I would say are of interest for our talk radio purposes. One of them is Shader Sanders, and prime Time the Daddy, the patriarch of the Sanders Empire, has chimed in or did he has Deon Sanders spilled the tea on the Famili's plans the wish list for the NFL draft, which is about a month away. Well, Deon Sanders recently served as the keynote speaker at a conference in Chicago. You'llmagine how much he must have gotten paid to fly in from Colorado to play grab ass with a bunch of executives at some conference in Chicago. Must have been an arm in a lake. So Dion shows up to Chicago to some business conference there and everyone's oh Deon Sanders, wow, bye wow. So Dion during the appearance, supposedly Deon Sanders expressed hope that his son Shudur will be drafted by the New York Giants, And that was the commentary that was relayed. Keep in mind, the source on this is not Jay Glazer, it is not Adam Schefter, it is not state sponsored NFL media. It is some business executive that was at a conference in Chicago. That's where we're getting our information from now. So this is this guy, you know, got a regular business job in Chicago for a conference, and Dion says this. He sends it out in social media, and the flag is up and we're off to the races. So we'll assume this to be the gospel by or Sell, Buy or Sell. Dion Sanders efforting to get his son Sheder Sanders drafted by the New York Football Giants, So I'm gonna buy this one. It seems kind of obvious that this would make sense. The Giants have one of the top picks, not number one or number two, but number three. And if you assume the draft is going to go where cam Ward goes number one overall, whether it be to Tennessee or somebody else in Cleveland drafts a defensive player from Penn State, and then number three the Giants, it would make sense, right, And you'd much rather, if you're Deon Sanders, drop your kid into rather than Tennessee or Cleveland, into the New York metropolitan area into Jersey there and if for no other reason than branding, it's all about the branding. And if you're Deon Sanders and you're looking at Shader Sanders and you're like, all right, I got to set my kid up for success financially. You got those wingeding cartoon eyes, you know, with the dollar signs instead of the eyeballs. You know what I'm talking about in the cartoons. Yeah, you got that going on. You got the cash register sound effect in the background. Madison Avenue right there across the river there across the Hudson in Manhattan marketing magic. And by the way, the intrigue here should the Giants take Shudar Sanders? The head coach, Brian Dable is hanging on by a thread. So you know where this is headed, right, You got Brian Dable hanging on by a thread. That coaching job will open up before long. In Dion Sanders. You imagine if he coached the Giants and he'd coach against the Cowboys twice a year. You think television would like that? You think the TV people would like to put that on Monday Night and Thursday Night Football, on Sunday Night Football. Dion Sanders going against as an NFL coach with his kid at the quarterback position against the Dallas Cowboys. You think that would be good, good drama? I think? So? What do I know? Though? All right? Final fuck quick, Gray quig y, All right, we go down to college basketball. Now the popular opinion by popular people. Now, I was up a little earlier than I normally am on the early part of the day there on Monday because I did some double duty. I'm not looking for some kind of award. I got paid for it, but I normally not up at that hours, so I was able to consume some other content. I don't normally just try to avoid all the other content because I'm worried about what I'm doing. But I saw a lot of hot take artists Ninja's of the hot take and the general consensus, popular opinion by popular people is that the lack of upsets in March madness, the supply chain shortage is going to be the death of college basketball as we know it. Your thoughts, so my thought on this has not changed. I don't get the overreaction. I mean, I understand you're in the hot take business. You got to give an outrageous take. I get that part of it. But college basketball the way I look at it in my lifetime doing this job, I've been doing this for a while, and I remember when I first started, we spent so much time all week and really even during the regular season, talking about college basketball was a regular talking point. There was some trauma with coaches, there were drama with players, college basketball has already gone the way of horse racing, boxing and tennis. It's happened right in front of our eyes. You just weren't paying attention. The NCAA Men's basketball tournament has been on Ozepich for several years. It is lean and not so mean. They've lost a lot, right, it's been marginalized, and friends and family and gamblers watched the regular season at this point. So even if you got rid of every upset in the NCAA tournament, it's not going to change things. The reason people watch is because it's tradition. You watch it just like you still watch a big heavyweight fight, even though no one's really paying attention to boxing. You'll watch a major tennis tournament. It's been marginalized. Those things have as well. In college basketball. It's selection Sunday, fill out your bracket, get in some bracket challenge, take part in that, and as long as your brackets alive, okay, and you're good. And then also, if you happen to be a degenerate gambler, you bet on the games even better. And then once you lose all your money and once your brackets pusted, you're done. Or your office pool is done. It's it, so nothing's going to change that part of it will be the same. And historically the teams that have big followings, the blue Bloods, which everyone likes to poop on, the blue Bloods actually do better in television ratings because they actually have fans, unlike the various schools. Nobody you is, our friend Gottlieb likes to call them. It is the Ben Mahler Show. If you'd like to comment on any of this, you can join us right now at eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox Time Now for the malor Riddle. Love Today and here's the malor riddle of the day. UFC broadcaster Joe Rogan. I guess he does some podcast also, Joe Rogan said recently the Dana White fed up by picking slap fighting over blank Again. Joe Rogan recently said, Dana White fed up by picking slap fighting over blank. That is the malor riddle of the day. The answer, We'll get to it and we will.

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Revenue all wait till I'm big and famous.

Ben, You don't think being on overnight talk radio is.

Big, And honestly, I think it's super huge, especially since our nation might have only been in smaller local radio stations before this. So this is definitely my biggest coverage.

We're everywhere. We are literally right now on over six hundred radio stations.

I brag about it.

We are on the American Forces Network, where there are military on all over. We have a lot of calls from around the country, worldwide, worldwide on a military basis, and ships at sea all over the place. And uh yeah, but that and we're broadcast live in place like New Zealand and Australia. Overnight talk radio time out for the mallor Riddle of the day. Here is the mallor riddle of the day, and we give it to you right now. UFC broadcaster Joe Rogan said recently that Dana White fed up by picking slap fighting over blank and that is the mallor riddle of the day. And what is the answer. Let's see slippery stairs guess by late night drug tester ferg Dog said Benny versus the penny. Well, that's pretty good art. That's pretty is that me? I don't know that I look like the guy kicking the penny. That's interesting though. The pennies come to life. That's like a like a bad nightmare penny from Fergnog. Who else do we have? Page Dan Blind table Tennis from Milkman Mike and Colorado Wife carrying races from Miguel on Fire Page Dan, the Mallard NFL book them from out There are rumors that the NFL book and we'll be returning Stay tuned. Donkey Sausage going with thumb wrestling as his answer. Mason Mister Mason in Huntington Beach going with butts up as the answer. Who else do we have? Page down? Slap fighting over Eagle Fan poop eating from Robin, Minnesota. Lady Cyburn said grab ass Jess n Junction Jess n Junction going with bikini mud wrestling as his answer. Mallard prop Guy says the Maler Show Verbal Octagon is the answer. Kissing booth from Andy in line O Lake Blind Nascar from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Who else do we have? Truck or Joe said something about Cotton. Who else do we have? Page down the Fifth Hour podcast with Big Ben from Joe the Ghost Owner. God bless you for listening to that. If you guys stopped listening, I'm not doing the podcast anymore. We do pretty well on the weekend. So if you guys stopped listen, I'm done. I'm out. Ozzy Waz said, the great sport for Mexico, cock fighting is the answer. Who else do we have? Paige Den? All right, that's a lary No. Do you have an answer to the Mallard Riddle of the day?

Well, I was thinking mud wrestling, but now I'm going towards pottery making.

Ben.

Pottery making very popular. I'm surprised Dana White didn't go with that.

Well.

UFC broadcaster Joe Rugan said, Dana White up by picking slap fighting over Yeah, the answer is kickboxing. Now I disagree. I liked these slap fighting I think it's good. I enjoy it, not that I actually watch it, but when I see clips online I enjoy enjoy I'm going out of my way to watch slap fighting and those big burly like Russian guys like they are what the fingers? The European slap fighting dudes, very talented at that sport. That is amazing. What a gift, a gift from the gods. They absolutely have no question about it. So I mentioned this earlier and I didn't pay it off. The NBA's All Star dirt it all. So there was an injury in pro bouncy ball that happened on Monday night and it involved the Boston Celtics Jason Tatum. Jason Tatum made a three point shot. He landed on Demontes Sabonis's leg of the Sacramento basketball team. He rolled his ankle. He was agonizing in pain on the court and Sabonis received a flagrant one foul. Tatum went to take the free throws. He then went to the locker room from the Celtic game. Well, people call it out. Sabonas said, that's a dirty dirty Sabonis is dirty, dirty dog, dirty dog, dirty dog, dirty dog, dirty dog, just like that. Well, now we have an update on that. It appears Jason Tatum should be okay. The reason we're saying that is those boots on the ground inside the Celtic locker room, the visiting locker room there in the Capitol of California in Sacramento. They claim that they did spot Tatum. He was at his locker, he was enjoying a nice postgame meal, and he was playing grab ass with his teammates, and he was wearing sneakers on both feet. Now, if Jason Tatum had been hobbled and really effed up, they would have put a walking booty on his ankle. There was no booty on his ankle. Therefore, based on a minute long Mallor investigation, we have determined that there is a very little chance, very little chance that Tatum's really effed up because the initial store, the over the top reaction. I mean, I'm getting messy. Oh you gotta lead the show with his malor what did he lead? You lead the show with puking a car?

You should have let with.

Tatum's gonna be out for the No, he's not out for the year or anything like that. And based on the fact that he was not in some kind of air cast or in a wheelchair or taken to the hospital or whatever, he's he'll be all right. That doesn't mean he's gonna play right away. It's the NBA, which means take some time off, don't rush back. Pro bouncy ball, but he'll be back, and so nothing to see here. Nothing to see here is what I'm trying to say. That's what important to all right is the Ben Mahler Show. This portion of the show made possible by Tractor Supply. Tractor Supply knows that a winning season takes practice, teamwork in a can new attitude. Now, Thankfully, when you have a neighbor like Tractor Supply, teamwork comes easy. Whether you're caring for pets, chickens or a few acres, our team members will help you succeed season after season. Tract to Supply for life out here and be sure to check out the Tractor Supply Fox Sports Radio Bracket Challenge on Fox Sports Radio dot Com and see how our hosts are doing. The gas bags and blowhards who have all the answers. Don't look at my bracket. You don't need to do that, don't need to shame me, but you can check out the top ranked listeners who they are as well. A listener with the very best bracket at foxport Radio dot com we'll win a twenty five hundred dollars gift card Detractor Supply. And the only problem with winning a twenty five hundred dollars gift card distractor supply is you don't know what to get because everything's cool in there, Like, what do you do? I mean you mean you had to be spinning around. I want to buy that, I want to buy this. I want to buy I want to buy everything. I can't I can only buy a little bit. What do I do? All right, let's set up the game. What do you say? Why don't we set up the game right now? And we don't need to play the imaging because we'll do that on the other side. But let's welcome in our contestants Game show contestant of the Year, the reigning Benny winner from SoCal in Guardina. We say hello to Manuel in Guardina, a legend not only here but in the jungle.

Hello Manuel, Benny Blocks and the box the RAINA oh bro, uncle fan?

What is up?

My friends? Yeah? Look at you man? Ready to go?

Here?

Are you? Are you looking to redeem yourself here? Manuel? Is there some redemption?

I am?

I am?

You know I had a crap showing last week, kind of like the toilet type plunge.

Yes, well, at least you know, go like Iowa, Sam and just use your hand plunge the way. Oh no, it's an Iowa think Iowa. Sam revealed No, yeah, he revealed that was he at a party or something like that, or there was some I forget the story, but he was somewhere and he didn't have a plunger, and I guess it wasn't got busy in a burger king bathroom. Yeah, he just went in there. And that's el natural. You know, you gotta go. It's like mcgiver. That's an outdated reference, but you just got to use what you got.

And uh, that's why they call hiers.

Now hello, all right, man, well who would you like to partner up with? Manuel? Who do you want to You know I'm going with you? All right? Then, well when, of course redemption hold on a sec we have door number one or door number two, number two, number two? All right, you picked far Out Dave in Ohio. Hello, far he's laughing, he's snickering, Yellow far Out Dave. Of course, good board.

And of course when I get the chance to play, I gotta go against the king and go figure.

Sometimes the king has a bad performance. It does happen far Out Dave, And I assume you want to partner up with Coop, or you want to go with Lorrain and really press your luck. Mister Coop.

Wow, I really thought you were gonna choose me.

It's not like that, Terra. You got too many snacks you got to give you.

You're right, You're right. I'm gonna go snack, man, go snack.

And there's like a whole music thing going on here at night too. I walk down the hall, I hear some jams bouncing around the building here.

So now I just want to say, you don't have time to say it, Lorrain, I stop.

Coop's gonna get upset because geez, let's let's get the game going.

All right. One of the categories are, he's such a rules guy.

He doesn't be called out right now.

No, I just don't hurry all right? This is you're the one that She's this mountain of money, the Mighty Madison Edition. She turns twenty six years old today. She won the Best Actress Award at the Oscars. Ben that's that's what she was, No idea who she was in the movie. And Nora anyway. The categories are it takes three scream better things and Anora and man, well you are on first?

Which category would you like it.

All right?

And Dave, how about you?

All right? Scream? Okay, hold on right there, Do not hang Do not hang up, Do not hang up. We're gonna get to the game. Very exciting. Oh my god, you can feel the tension. Who's gonna win? Manuel the reigning game show call of the year? Far out, Dave, We'll get to it. It's Malors mountain of money in its entirety coop it.

Is.

He's getting so upset like your hat today, Ben, shut up.

Next day, He's getting some upset. He's so pissed.

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I believe is what you that's your category?

That's all right. We're going first because we were on the here first, all right? Manuel? These athletes all where where or war number three. Are you ready? Manuel in so Caw, the reigning game show caller of the Year. Yeah, let's do it, all right, forty five seconds on the clock. We're on our way and go mister unlimited for Seattle and Pittsburgh. Yes, the Bambino for the Yankees. He was the point guard for the Lob City Clippers. He's in San Antonio. Yes, three point specialists for the Washington Wizards. He went to the Phoenix Suns. He's on the Suns now. He stinks with with Kevin Durant and whatnot. And you know, all right, safety for the Chargers. Two time All Pro. He's on the team right now. He's from Florida State for the LA Chargers. All right. Uh shortstop played with Alan Trammell in the eighties for the No No Shortstop. Oh I say they're wrong, ye, match up by me? All right, quarterback from Oregon State. Times up, he interrupted me.

That was a sad sixty Ben. Yeah.

Well he didn't get Bradley Beal.

Yeah, Miss Bradley Beal and Durwin James, Well.

You would, you would have gotten Charger. He played them twice a year. But all right, well that was not very good.

What was that sixty points?

Oh my god? Okay, all right, right, far out, all right, don't choke, far out, Dave, do not choke, Dave.

All right, Dave? Are you ready?

Dave? What's up? All right?

You ready?

The keg?

Yeah?

Ready, all right, we've got screamed. These are some of the scariest athletes of all time. Forty five seconds on the clock.

Begin.

A boxer that bit somebody's ear off.

Mike Tyson.

Yes, Uh, the center for the Kobe Lakers, big Diesel. What's his full name?

Yes?

Uh, the big unit pitcher for the Diamondbacks Johnson?

Yes.

Uh.

This guy was a safety for the Steelers. He had crazy hair. No, he had crazy frizzy hair.

Oh, Marlou.

Yes, this guy was a linebacker for the Bears, and then he was later the head coach for the forty nine Ers.

Uh, that's going to be Mike Single Kare.

Yes, this guy was a linebacker for the Steelers. He had missing teeth. He looked like he was forty seven, but he was like in his twenties.

Kevin No, all right, well not that good?

Cool Jack Lambert was that last one that we see for you too?

Behind man, Well, listen, I think we're gonna come back here. How's luck treat you?

Man?

What everything are? All right? Man?

That's about to listen.

You know that sandwich shop by the way and Guardiana very good, I gotta tell you.

In fact, I was on Manuel, do you want better things? Or Anora?

On the Rogan and Rodney Show. They were talking about that you want better things? He brought sandwiches to them as well, and all right, and they're very good sandwich. Well, he wants better thing, Yes, he wants better things. Okay, better things. After years of losing, these athletes went on to better things. Are you ready? Manuel in Guardina? Yes? Sure, all right? Forty five seconds were on Away Go. The pitcher and outfielder for the Dodgers from Japan. Yes, a quarterback for the l A Rams. He came over from the Lions Matt running back for the greatest show on turf, the Saint Louis Rams. Yes, the safety for the Raiders. He also played for the Green Bay Packers Hall of Fame. Yes, Cuban reliever played for the Yankees and the Cobs won the World Series with both. Yes. Uh center with a biblical name in the NBA, He's Yes, outfielder for the Giants. Kind of a white guy. Didn't wear batting gloves. Kind of a weird looking dude, long hair, no, no white, no like ten years ago.

Damn.

He's a current analyst on MLB Network Hunter Hunter pens.

Nobody watches MLB Network.

All right, okay, you three, you have three hundred points.

All right, we're in the lead. We're in the You want to give up right now, just quick, right now? Why not in the game, David and I got what you don't have. Don't chot to day, don't choke day, all right, David, don't don't we have a.

Speak yet.

These athletes have all had strip club incidents. Dave, all right, that's the ballet forty five seconds on the clock, chick in the beard in the NBA.

Yes, uh. This guy is a point guard for the Grizzlies. He loves guns.

Yes, I don't think.

Yes, this guy is the lead wide receiver. He was a rookie for the Giants. He is a star rookie receiver.

That's going to be a neighbor, neighbor.

Yes, uh, this guy is the wide receiver for the Giants. Back of the day that shot himself in the leg on accident. Yes, this guy's nickname.

Was pac Man.

He was on the Bengals. Yes, this guy was nickname is Lemon Pepper.

That's gonna be the guy.

When sixty was. I don't think it was enough. I don't think it was enough.

Yeah, you got Day twenty. No, no, he went out, got you got cofig did not cover John Moran, j Mort, he did not catch, he did not get job Morant protest.

Let's go to replay review. Let's go to a booth review. We got strewed Manuel that and you didn't know who Bradley Beal was and George Derwin James. But no, essentiously, John Moran. He didn't say John Moran.

He said Doc Mort.

He didn't say jobs blah blah. He said blah blah Moran, blah blah. Morne is what he said.

I heard it.

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