Best of The Ben Maller Show

Published Nov 20, 2024, 11:47 AM

Big Ben talks about the Jets firing GM Joe Douglas and if Aaron Rodgers is to blame, the horrible start for the Philadelphia 76ers and Joel Embiid getting called out by his teammates, Maller to the Third Degree, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, Password: Word Game of the Stars, and more!

Thanks for listening to the best of the Ben Maler Show podcast. Be sure to catch us live every weeknight from two to six Eastern eleven pm to three am Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and to find your local station for the Benmalers Show at Foxsports Radio dot com. You can find it there or stream us live every night on the iHeartRadio app by searching FSR.

This is the best of the Ben Maler Show on Fox Sports Radio.

Changing the flight plan.

Well, come in the beginning of another night of the Ben Mallard Show.

We are in the air ywhere.

Home boys, as we provide art of movement.

Coast coast, border to border.

And beyond on the vast and downright powerful microphones of FSR am monating live from the piano the Dueling Piano audio bar. We're broadcasting live from the tyrack dot Com studios. Tyract dot com will help you get there and on maatt selection, fast free shipping, free road hazard protection and over ten thousand recommended installers. I know Masel Mickey likes that there. Tyract dot Com the way tire Buying show be so our lead this hour from the high speed sports Transaction Wires.

My mentor back in the day in San Diego used to say.

Another day, another big shake up in the NFL. And as you have not heard, possibly maybe you heard this out of it what you got going on your world? We had just wrapped up week eleven. Now Week twelve begins in a day right as are heading into Wednesday, and then tomorrow the week twelve kicks off. But we have now the Jets have said bye bye to their general manager, the owner Woody Johnson, firing Joe Douglas after five plus seasons of ineptitude in Jersey.

So Joe Douglas is out.

Someone named Phil Savage sounds like a TV anchor in Toledo. Well, Phil Savage, who is an advisor some show up, get paid to do nothing job for the Jets. He has been named the interim GM and what a track record he has. At one point he was the GM of the Cleveland Browns. You don't remember that because can you name any GM of the Cleveland Browns.

No, you can't because they blow anyway.

A lot of moving parts to this story, but let us discuss the obvious question. When someone of profile, I don't know that high profile, but we know who this guy is.

When someone loses their job.

We asked the question, where where did Joe Douglass go wrong in his reign of terror with the Jets. So I've got ponies, spinach, and laryngitis, and we will tie all of these things together, and we are going to make potatoes all grotten. Is where we're gonna make when now holiday's coming up here, potatoes all grotten. So a the Jets say it with me. Now sucked at a time you cannot suck. Now that would be on Thursdays, Sundays and Mondays.

It is a.

Results based profession. But aren't all jobs results based? I guess you have a government job. It's not really results based. But I know the job I have is results based, and I would assume the job you have is results based. It just happens. We're talking about pro football Under Joe Douglas. The Jets took the field for ninety four games since twenty nineteen when he took over. They lost sixty four of the ninety four games while he was the GM. That is at the near the very bout. It's not the worst.

But when your neighbors are.

Jacksonville and Carolina, that's not the good side of the tracks. If you know what I'm saying, right, you're on the wrong side of the tracks. Things are not going well. It's high crime, a lot of pollution. People you know, put trash all over the streets. They don't take pride in their community. That is, that's the side of the tracks that the Jets are on with Jacksonville and Carolina. But if you break it down even further, because that's what we do here in Overnight Talk Radio, what happened is Joe Douglas made a mistake. It's because of the ponies. He bet on the wrong horses. And as we.

Learn somewhere along the way, maybe you learn this when you're young, maybe you learn it when you're older. But it's a life.

The game of life, or any anything involving life and jobs and whatnot is a series of choices. The choices that you make today will affect the ones that you make Tomorrow's kind of how that works.

And so Joe.

Douglas made the choice that motivational speaker Robert Salah would be a good head coach and that aging Aaron Rodgers would have been a wonderful addition to the New York Jets, and it turns out that Robert Salah could not coach his way out of a wet paper bag.

If you give him a flashlight, a knife.

And a map, you'd have no chance. And Rogers has has been getting a bunch of downloads. In fact, here's the problem. He's been better at getting downloads on podcast interviews with like Joe Rogan than touchdowns for the Jets. It's rather disturbing if you're the Jets now page two here, what does his Jets Joe Douglas firing.

Signify to you? So this is one of those things. Way it is a trip.

To the confessional, is what it is. They make a movie and these guys all talk a good game and they give you the rhetoric and the run around, but it's moments like this, These are moments of clarity in the fog.

We can see through it all. We have X ray vision now.

So the owner, Woody Johnson put his neck out and had said on more than one occasion that this Jets roster in twenty twenty four, the year of our Lord, the Jets roster the best that he has had as his in his run as owner of the Jets twenty five years. Generation Woody Johnson said, this is the top roster he's had, so he fired Robert Salah, the motivational speaker. The team responded, since then they have gone one in five. Now, I didn't play in the NFL, but I think that sucks. And so Woody Johnson decided to go Popeye the say alertment. Woody ate some spinach. He told Joe Douglas that's all I can stands. I can't stands no more. It's time to remove the bright green as bestis and get it out of here. So he got out the sponge and went scrub a dub dub. And this is what's known as a factory rece say, something that happens every couple of years. My entire life with the Jets, every couple of years, this.

Kind of thing happens. And so the job is fully open.

If they want to hire a GM coach, combo a package deal to run the Jets, that's available.

And Joe Douglas has worked for a bunch of teams and he's.

Going to get paid. And it's a lot different when you have a situation like this where you get paid out. We can goof on people like this because Joe Douglas will get paid in full, and he'll get another good job somewhere, either in media or on television. You know, in television media, or somewhere in the NFL is a scout or a consultant or something like that. One of those gigs where you get paid a fair amount of money and you don't have a lot of responsibility and just kind of show up and get paid with.

Not too much going on.

Now the last word here, Now we get down to the meat of the matter. How much of the blame for the debacle in Jersey falls on the shoulders of Aid Rogers for the Jets demise. So I would advise Rogers to go down and buy some nice honey mustard sauce, nice dipping sauce to help the medicine go down. To help the medicine go down, Rogers, if I'm not mistaken, correct me if I'm wrong. He was billed as a frontman for essentially an off Broadway musical, and that's where the Jets are over in Jersey. They're an off Broadway musical and Rogers was the lead vocalist. He ended up getting laryngitis. And when you get older and you see this in the In the music game, singers, performers get older, and the voice. Once the voice goes, it doesn't return. Now, you got a lot of steroids and other things, try to get a come back. But try as he might, Aaron Rodgers simply cannot hold a note, at least not the kind of a note that he once held playing at Lambbeld. It has not left Wisconsin to New Jersey. The entire time he has been in the cockpit, Aaron Rodgers' voice has been flemy, it's been raspy. And he's under contract for next season. Technically, technically next season, Rogers is part of the Jets, but none of that salary is guaranteed. And as you and I know, and that lamp post over to the side of the road knows, that makes you a duck, but not Donald duck. How about a lame duck. You change the GM, you change the coach, You're going to change the quarterback. It's the three pillars of the NFL. So I will be the first to ask the question, where does Aaron Rodgers land in twenty twenty five?

So retirement is an option. Retirement is an option.

However, we suspect that he wants to get that foul taste out of his mouth from what has happened this year. So he's going to want to play. He's gonna want to go out there and play one more season at least. So which teams would be interested in Rogers?

So just using the.

Old crystal ball and putting together Malers big board, which is not a list, it's just a big board.

So if you look at the big board.

Based on my analysis from the crystal ball, the Indianapolis Colts are high up on that list. I would also say among the other options, the Titans, the Seahawks, the Raiders, and the Saints.

Those are all possible. And now Jim Mersay is such a.

Loose cannon as owner in Indy and Anthony Richardson unless Anthony Richardson has five six more games like he did on Sunday, which is highly unlikely and start.

Stringing good performers.

Together, the Horseshoes will be interested in adding a quarterback, and so Aaron Rodgers is a stopgap option. The Seattle football team doesn't have a quarterback. They're the headless Seahawk there. Gino Smith is a bum, so they could easily replace him. And we know that Aaron Rodgers has land in Tennessee and the Titans don't have a quarterback. Will Levis is garbage. The Raiders also, much to my disappointment because I'm a Gardner Minshew fan, Minshew many and all that has not worked out. So the Raiders have an opening at quarterback. There's a blank space on their bingo card, and then you look down to the Bayou. The Saints are going to have a new coach. Derek Carr will not be back in New Orleans because he stinks, and so there's a possibly Rogers could go down hang out in Louisiana for the final year of his career. So those are all options, and there will be more options based on people getting hurt, you know, snap, crackle, pop and all that, which will happen between now and the end of the season. But it's rather obvious that he will not be going back Rogers to the team that wears green in New Jersey. That is not going to happen.

Be sure to catch live editions of The Benmelor Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.

Trouble in the process well, come in the beginning of another hour of the Benmalor Show. We are in the air everywhere, besties, as we enjoy the dance of life coast to coast, border, the border and beyond on the mast and rightfully powerful microphones of FSR am monating live from the depot, the smoke depot, as these takes.

Are burning up the microphones.

We're broadcasting live from the Tyract dot Com studios Tyract dot Com. We'll help you get there and unmatched selection, fast free shipping, pre road hazard protection and over ten thousand recommended installers, tire Racht, the.

Way, tire Buying, shure.

B and I know og og Art Puffin big fan of ten thousand likes that number ten thousand. So I lead this hour the rare and appropriate, rare and appropriate pro bouncy ball monologue from the Delaware Valley. This is such a good story. I was like, I was trying to find someone else. I was like, well, as I was perusing the Sporting News and what.

Caught my attention like this just stood out.

I was, I know, it's I realize it's November and the ratings are tanking in the NBA. The product's not very good. I get all that. I understand it. I know you're upset with me. But if there is a volcano bubbling up in the sports world, I fly my copter right into the volcano.

I like the lava. I enjoyed the molten lava as what I enjoy.

So, if you've not been following along, and perhaps not, the Philadelphia basketball team has lost eleven of the thirteen games they had played to start the season. Now, I did not play in the NBN. I just do the overnight show here, so what do I know.

But where I come from the old country, that is embarrassing.

If you lose eleven of your first thirteen games and you were possibly trying to win, you've done something terribly wrong. You've done something horribly wrong. And that includes the other night in Miami. Miami and Miami they had that South Beach flu. I used to fight Eddie about that. He was wrong.

By the way I point that out. The South Beach flu is real.

So it's quite possible that Sixers went out enjoyed the night life there at the fount Home Blue and the other great locations in South Florida. Maybe they were out partying with weed Man hippie and they lost, and that inspired a player's only meeting before December one, A player's only meeting my favorite. So we are told from those who have their ear to the ground that injured star Tyrese Maxi called out the face of the Sixer franchise to his face, Joel Ebad. Now corner story. As we are told, Tyrese Maxey ripped Joel Embiid to his face for being a bad example. The supposed leader of the Sixers. Maxie is a good relationship with Embiid. He called out his buddy there for regularly being late to practice and to other team functions, and he pointed out to Embiid that he better get his ass together there and set a better example as a supposed leader day in day out. And he pointed out that timeliness somewhat important. Timeliness is something important. So let us discuss the question for the esteem panel. This is a former MVP. They haven't added the MVP this year, so who knows who win it this year? It's not gonna be him, but a former MVP in pro basketball, Joel Enbid publicly called out for his lack of punctuality with the seventy six ers, give me your reaction. So I've got middle ages, mayberry, and honeydew, and we will combine all of these things together and we are going to make you a wholk mediac is what we're gonna make you. So, num Burn, how's the process working out for you in Philly?

How's that process? So?

I have determined after a minutes long mallor investigation, the reason we are talking about this story and the reason the Sixers made sure this story got out it was strategic. You know how I feel about closed door meetings. Players only meetings. If you've heard this show at all over the years.

Has been here a while now. They are done for the cameras.

They're done for dopes like me that have microphones, they are done for optics. Players only meetings are held to give the illusion that you care, to give the appearance that you're really trying to do something and change things around, whether that's spoken or not, and you never hear ever like the Cleveland caval.

I give you an example. We'll talk about them more a minute.

Cavaliers got off to a fifteen zero start. They lost to the Celtics on Tuesday night. Did you hear anyone say we had a player's only meeting on the calves because we want everything's going well, but we just wanted to have a player's only meeting. No, there's no need to meet, right, Tyrese Maxi and Joel Embiid could have easily had a one on one private conversation. They could have had it at dinner at some find restaurant when they're out in the road. They could have had it back in Philadelphia. But instead, if you believe the reporting, they had this conversation in front of the entire team. Not only that, but wait there's more. As every great infomercial late night infomercial says, someone then conveniently leaks the story to Sham's Sharania to broadcast to the world.

It's a classic move.

It's happened many times in my career behind these microphones, and it actually goes back to the Middle Ages.

It goes back to the Middle Ages.

It's public shaming, stalks, it is it's degrading Embiid. You are airing dirty laundry outside because you want this to publicly embarrass and because you know Embiid is someone that consumes a lot of media. He's someone that is out there with what people are saying on social media for sure, whether it's old school media, who knows. But you're putting this out there and you're using it as a container of caffeine. You're trying to wake up Joel Embiid from the malaise that he finds himself in. And I'm not.

Sure about you. Maybe it's different for you. But I was always told when I was younger that just showing up.

I hated school and one of my problems with school as I didn't show up a lot.

But once I figured that out, just show up.

Ninety percent of life is just showing up on time at Punctuality is your friend, it's not your enemy, and you'll often get the benefit of the doubt just by showing up. Now, page two, here the streets in Philadelphia are talking, and they're not spitting out cheese, steaks and tasty cakes.

They say that there are.

No internal discussions at this moment in time regarding the future of a head coach, Nick Nurse or the president of Basketball Ops Darryl Moury. So that's the reporting. So those are the reports. They said Nick Nurse and Daryl Moray are safe. The brain behind the worst team money can buy in basketball with the seventy six ers.

Do you believe it? So that would be a no. On this side of the microphone, I do not believe it.

You are not in Maybury. You are not in Mayberry. This is Dante's inferno, is what it is. Philadelphia is a sports town that I hold in high self esteem, highest team rather because listen the Philadelphia sports and I've had some arguments people in Philadelphia, but I love the passion right. It's very passionable place when it comes to sports. They hold people accountable. They're not just gonna sit there on their hands and you know, la la la la la la la la la and accept a crap bag team. They're not gonna do that. They did that for a while with trust the process, and they lost a lot of fans. Darryl Morey is never going to be criticized in the media because he is beloved by basketball scribes. He's the head nerve of the nerd revolution in the NBA. Has that big nerd conference every year in Boston and he's the keynote speaker more times than not. So Daryl Moury is not going to be ripped by anybody who covers the NBA because he feeds them NBA news on a regular basis. But the foundation that Maury built, now he inherited some of it, but he made the tactical decisions here. It has built this giant palas on a pile of quicksand the pillars of.

The seventy six ers franchise are too.

Highly paid, aging, lazy, injury prone veterans. Does that make any sense to anyone? You have podcast p Paul George by George.

Who would rather be doing a podcast somewhere than playing.

It's good to know that he just he continued on his rich tradition of being a lazy player in Philadelphia as he was with the Clippers. Then you have WELLNB Now this season, let's take a look at Joel Embiid's season so far. This season, he has announced to the world that he is brittle. His body is falling apart, and despite signing up to a contract to be a professional athlete, his body is so broken down that he cannot play back to back games. Imagine telling your boss, I can't work back to back nights like if I want to know my boss is here at Fox Sports trade, and I said, Liz, and I did the show Monday, and I did it Tuesday. It's now Wednesday. I need a break. It's three nights in a row. It's a lot of talking. They would look at me and they would kick me in the nuts and that would be that. But also, Joel Embiid not in shape, right, That's part of the problem. He's not in shape. He also laid hands on a Philadelphia sports columnist. He was suspended by the NBA for that getting physical. Now he's been publicly called out by a teammate.

Things are going Other than that, things are.

Going really well. Darryl Mori and coach Nick Nurse are allowing Joe L and B to be coddled.

They are supporting the pampering.

Of Joel Embiid. Is that a fact or not. I believe it is a fact. And if this continues and the team continues to stink out loud, the Turk will pay a visit to the seventy six ers and one or both either Daryl Moore most.

Likely Nick Nurse will be out and there will be a.

Sacrifice collateral damage as a result of this season. Now, final point, as you know, I enjoy having on in the background most nights, just in the background game or two on flipping around. Every night's a ball night, every night's of ball night. You get the game on, and so I'm getting ready for the show and I have game one. A big game on Tuesday was the Celtics and the Cavaliers from Boston, so I had that game. That game is the early game and then the late window. I watched a little bit of the OKC San Antonio game that bored me, and then I watched my Utah Jazz lose to that other team in La the Ugly brother there the Clips, I forget their name. So I watched that. But in the Boston game, Jason Tatum had a team high thirty three points.

Halfway to sixty six.

As the Celtics led by as many as twenty one points. Cleveland came back. They scratched and claude they got back into the game, but in the end, the Celtics beat the Cavs one twenty to one seventeen in a regular season game, but was a little more important than most regular season games because Cleveland got its first loss of the season after a fifteen to oh start. And here's the question. Now the fifteen and one now, So why has and this is actually a question that was sent in by one of our listeners in Ohio, Well, why hasn't this Spider Mitchell perfect start been a bigger deal?

Why wasn't this a bigger deal?

Fifteen and oh one of the all time great starts to an NBA season now fifteen and one, and one of our listeners in Ohio, and I'm sure there's others that feel this, Well, why wasn't this getting more more attention? Why was this not getting more buzz, more of a spotlight on it? And my answer to that, it's like honeydew, it's the fruit is simply not in season in the NBA. It's not Now the NBA season really doesn't begin un till April. It used to be Christmas, but now it really doesn't begin until April.

The players aren't interested most of the time, they're not engaged.

And I will give Cleveland credit, they're taking these games seriously. They're playing with some enthusiasm, some energy, some effort that most teams do not present. Most teams do not present. However, the Calves are lacking that they are and while Spider Mitchell is A star. Donovan Mitchell is not an A list star. I'm surprised he's still in Cleveland because everything I had heard was he was trying to get out of Cleveland and end up with one of the teams in New York, the Nets or the Knickerbockers that would peer the nets of the team now because the Knicks are pretty loaded. But he is still in Cleveland.

The team's playing very well.

They remind me of a little bit better version of Atlanta years ago.

Remember the Hawks. I forget how many years ago it was. I think it was probably within I.

Want to say within the last certainly the last ten years, but I forget exactly the year.

But they had Al Horford.

They had a bunch of B and C level players, and they had a great record. And this is back when Lebron was in Cleveland. They had a great record, but you knew that it wasn't really sustainable and they weren't likely going to win in the playoffs because they didn't have enough A level players. They had a lot of b's and a lot of c's, and sure enough, that's what happened. One year, Like they had like four or five All stars. The Atlanta Hawks, and they won a bunch of games in the regular season, but you knew it wasn't really gonna happen in the playoffs.

And that's what I look at this Cleveland team and I'm like, well, that's kind of same. It's kind of same.

Now, I will give him this. They did get the attention of the Celtics. I know it's that that NBA Company Cup or whatever it is.

I don't know, some w thing the NBA is desperately trying to get.

People to engage in. By the way, spoiler alert, it's not working. But Boston painted a masterpiece. The one thing that annoyed me I was watching on TNT and the guy doing the game and he does a lot of baseball games. He's like a Milwaukee broadcaster. I forget the guy's name. He's very generic, very generic broadcaster guy. But he was doing the game with stan Van Gunny and he kept getting so amazed by the Celtics making three point shots. And I'm the opposite, like, I'm amazed when the Celtics make a two point shot. Like to me, them knocking down a bunch of three point shots is not not interesting. That's all they do. It is poper shot. It is like me when I go out to the Arcade, right when I go out to David Busters on the weekend and I'm playing the paper shot. That is what the Celtics do, and it's it's just I used to love three point shots. The NBA has made me dislike three point shots because that's all they do. It used to be rare and appropriate. Now it's rare and appropriate to not shoot a three point shot. And the ratings continue to show that the public is not interested in what they're throwing out there, and not only so much the way they're playing. It's the lack of interest, lack of effort by many of the star players. The NBA ratings continue to do the downward dog dog Dog, Dog dog Dog. They are down twenty eight percent. NBA ratings have gone in the tank, down twenty eight percent.

Hey, it's not my job. I don't work for the NBA at somebody else's.

And they're claiming it's all because of pirrating, it's all because of this, that and the other thing.

Well, okay, but that's not good. That's a bit of a problem, I would.

Think, But what do I know.

Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

It's Maller.

How about that?

To the third degree, this is one big Ben gets.

Grilled and we bring in the Coop dal loop.

So then, as you mentioned, the seventy six Ers fell to two and eleven on Monday with a loss to the Heat. Now, as you say, the NBA season doesn't really start until Christmas, But is the seventy six or season already beyond saving?

No? God, no, not. At that point they're nine games under five hundred, which I would say is not ideal, that's not what you're looking for. But the Eastern Conference, there's a lot of crap bag teams in the Eastern Conference. So as long as you get in that bu Gaysey playing thing, you're fine. And if you if you look at it that way, the Sixers, I believe, were three games out of a play in spot. So here for only three games out, that's that's nothing. Of a bigger concern is Joel Embiid just doesn't seem all that engaged. Did Paul George is Malcolm you know, he's got his own issues. So it's a mess.

Next the twenty twenty five ballot for the Baseball Hall of Fame was released on Monday, and there are fourteen first time candidates. Ben, which of those do you think will make it on their first try?

Yeah, so the obvious one here is each Row and anything else other than that.

That's the one.

When I watched him play, I said, that's a Hall of Famer. Each Row's a Hall of Famer. Sabbathi is likely going to get in also as well. But I would of the name like Curtis Granderson, Guys like that, the one Adam Jones, Hailey Ramirez.

These are like good players.

But the one that was a great player that I knew right away when you're watching him as a Hall of Famer was Each Row.

Next on Sunday, Matthew Stafford moved into tenth all time on the NFL's career asking touchdown list. Realistically can pass Matt Ryan for number nine this season. How high up a list do you think he can go before he calls it quits.

Well, I'm surprised he's still playing, Coop. I thought he was gonna stop playing a couple of years ago. So you look at his age, he's made a lot of money. Likely his last year with the Rams. This year he's thirty six years old, so I'll give him another year or two, not much. How do we do?

Cokee?

You passed this vision.

On the.

I Won Chip. I Won Chip with the Cubes.

Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows at Foxsports Radio dot com and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR to listen live.

Did you just call me that woman? Go to hell?

Bill Miller, Yeah, we got to get somebody else. You guys a loser. I can't believe he'still William Box take care of the guy.

You're right, Well, you heard the man.

It's Tom for some love here on the Ben Mahler Show. Speaking of love, I want to give a quick shout out to Donut, Kelly and Shane and des Moines. Right, they're together now, are they together?

Yes? They have been tagging me in their love posts for some right.

I did not realize that they were I did not realize they were together. I had no idea, Oh yeah, they're like, well they actually end up down the line if they end up getting married or something like that.

Which had like a Mallard themed wedding.

Mallord themed wedding. I can invite your.

Cow well, and I remember Anthony and Anaheim asked me to do this and they didn't do it, and some other listeners have asked me. But you can get become a minister online. My friend Bob Fiesco, the Morning guy in Kansas City, he's got a card.

He's like able to do weddings.

Yeah, I don't know who wouldn't want that from you? Having Ben Mahler officiate your wedding.

No, I would of course charge a nominal fee, but I think that would be wonderful, so I thought.

I I did not realize they were together.

Congratulations, yes, congratulations on your love all right, because I love love.

You're all about to love. That's why you do this segment with Queen of Hearts.

Cowboy Killer writes and says, how does a guy get over a dry spell?

He would like to know, you.

Gotta get a wet baby. No, really, that's how you.

Get over You mean going to the pool.

There, of course, this swimming pool, although it's a little coold this time of the baby.

Put some baby oil on you.

Yeah, all right, Hello j JT and the Wyman rights in he says Lorena. Do women judge me because of the car that I drive?

Well, that depends what car do you drive.

I need to know the details because if you have a really nice car, women might judge you, but like in a good way. I have been with people like dated wise who do not have nice cars. Like, it's not always a thing. There's other things you can spend your money on, like if you have a nice place over a nice car. I think a lot of girls prefer that, because what are you gonna do make love to her in your car every day?

Well, some people are into that Lorena defense and out in the woods.

But he said, looks he's driving a giant shoe.

Jath the Wiman.

People might judge a giant shoe. I don't know.

Possibly, Alf the Alien pinter says, do you have.

I'm sorry, I just gotta say this real fast.

Homeless people don't always have shoes, and they always have lovers.

All right now, Alf says, do you have any old Mexican food recipes that have been passed down to you? Cooking with Lorena? Oh, he's asking, I am.

I wish I had better answers for this because my grandma made the best homemade tortillas and best pinto beans. But I have none of her recipes because when I was younger, I really didn't care.

It's unfortunate. Yes, Chris, who's a big fan of show, I met him in Kansas City again and he he's a chef back in his day, and he he said that Roberto's recipes like we're legitimately good. Christopher writes, and he says, as a blind lover who has been married for thirty five years, I need to know how to spice things up in the bedroom to satisfy my sighted wife.

How about that, darn you know, think about some visually appeasing stuff.

Maybe give her a strip tease.

Well, he's blind, How does he know what visually is visual?

Imagine what you Just because you're blind doesn't mean you don't have an imagination about smells.

How about like some nice smells.

Yeah, but his wife isn't blind.

He's blind, So try to think of things that are going to excite her senses.

Oh but all right, tell her you want to read her body, run your fingers over.

Her legs brain.

If you haven't done this by now.

Is that what they do in the blind community.

They should trace the moles on her back.

Connect the dots, O g R puffin, says Loraina.

Do you apply the sniff test to your social approach?

I always apply the sniff test?

You do?

Yeah? I hate when people smell bad.

Yeah, a red robin and I'd walk around the restaurant and I'm like, how dare you come outside smelling like that?

Bro?

Take a shower.

We don't smell themselves.

Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. So everyone, and the password.

Is password, you idiot. Password the word Game of the Stars. Here's Ben Meller and we'll play pass with Let's hello to do we have?

We have a milkman Mike in Colorado.

Good morning, milkman.

A limit about a guy we all know, the Dames in malaryis on the radio. Hey, good morning everybody.

Very nice.

I don't know if you were listening earlier milkman Mike, but I now have a cow named after me in Minnesota.

A listener is named.

The cow after me.

There's the malar cow in Minnesota.

So maybe you, as a milkman, will get milk from the malar cow. Someday. Oh you never know, could happen. Yeah, all right, Milkman, very good. Who do you want to partner up with? You got me Ben, Loraina or the Koupula Botha's.

I'm the current champion and I've never been defeated by you.

I'm gonna go with Coop. Well, first time will happen today? Hold on a second. We also have Unless I'm not picked, I might not be picked.

Maybe Lorrain will be picked.

I might not be picked for for Alexis America's favorite dragon queen.

Call her part of Bill's Mafia and Buffalo.

Hello, Flexus, stand by, we're having technical issues.

All right, we're trying to get Felexus on the air.

Here. Here's some heavy breathing. Is that Felexus the heavy breathing? That is not Felexus doing the heavy breathing? No, no, no, all right, here we go Alexis, Yes, Hello, Hello, Hello? Oh I picked number one Lorena.

Oh, I'm out of the game.

I'm out of the game. I'm out of the game.

Oh my gosh, I have to go against Coop.

Yeah. Oh he's not that good.

I'd beat him up.

Come out.

What are you talking about?

No, I'm the I have the I'm the all time winking at this.

He starts, Eddy Stick, He's not here anymore. I'm the king, baby, I'm the king.

All right.

Anyway, all right, Milkman, you are gonna be teamed up with Coop and Felexus you are with Lorena. Why don't we pause for the cause, and we'll have password the word Game of the Stars. We'll get to it. We'll do it next.

Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

All right, thank you, thank.

You, Bill, Bill Miller.

Time now for Password the word Game of the Stars. We've got Milkman Mike in Colorado, an official actual mailman or not mailman, Milkman whose wife is a big celebrity with the Broncos. And we have Felexis, part of Bill's mafia and a legendary member of the show America's favorite drag queen callers.

So that's the matchup. All right, gentlemen, you're ready to go.

Milkman you were matched up with Coop, and Felexus is with Loraina. We have a list of words one to ten, and Milkman Mike, please pick a number well.

In honor of the offensive Brookie of the year. Four touchdowns. Let's gover number four.

All right, number four, love for Boe Nicks.

Number four.

Okay, let's go, Mike. Let's go with conceal.

Yeah, all right, that's ten points. That's ten points. We like to alert all the affiliates down the line. That's ten points.

We start out with ten points, go down to nine, eight, seven, six. A little fun fact. By the way, the All Time Wins King get password Ben Mallins.

I don't know if that's true, that is true. It might be Eddie Garcia.

I just noticed that Eddie wishes that was true. Eddie and I did tell him on the podcast. I said, listen to Edie, I love you, but you cheated Lorena.

You're up there, and that means felexis picking number one to ten, but not four, not four, number one, number one.

Uh huh, all right, this.

Is where you give a clue.

Yeah, this is my own number one.

Explosives boom.

Such a bad no, that is that is increstion.

Oh that's so bad.

Oh my god, Mike. Let's let's go with pyrotechnics.

Wow.

Yeah, that's a good.

That's a good. Clue. That's a big word.

You guys a couch to do that, honestly, pyrotechnics, fireworks.

Yeah, alright, it's nineteen to nothing.

Sorry, Lorena, things are going very well for the raina.

Uh, let's see coop a little. You're up with the milkman.

Milkman.

Please pick a number one to ten, but.

Not number one and not number four.

Yeah, let's go with the greatest brock number seven.

Yeah, number seven, great, John Elway, Okay, let's go with.

M Your clue is that's a great crew.

Clue.

Clue Greenhorn.

Rookie, Yeah it is.

Now.

I believe it is twenty nine to nothing.

I don't even know what greenhorn means.

Larader is this is Wait a minute, I don't think this is Larada. This is this is Doug Peterson, the coach of the Jackson Though.

This is Unbelievabley'll make me up on you, Ben Miller.

All right, felexus, would you like to avoid the shutout? You can pick a number but not one, not seven, not number four, number ten, and you're cheating number ten. I'm not cheating.

They're cheating. Maybe I'm not cheating, all right, number ten? All right, this should be easy, larder. God, this should be number. This should be easy simple avoid to shut out. Number ten, Yeah, yeah yeah, number ten, number ten with a bullet dentures?

What dentures?

You probably have these?

Filexis Yeah, back a moment. Pick another number, twenty nine to ten a milk man, you're up.

Milkman again.

No, you just went, You just went.

You don't go back to back.

No, we alternate.

She's trying to what you did? Any tell you to do that? You're trying to chee. What's wrong with you?

Milkman?

Pick a number, please, number eight, number eight.

Number we'd like to all the office, number eight, number eight.

All right, there's a couple of ways I could go with this.

Sall kill time.

Now let's go with you, bastard.

Come on, hurry up, let's go with time piece.

Okay, how's that.

Right time piece?

Oh god?

Oh you've got no clue?

All right?

Wow, okay, let's go hockey, Come on, go ahead.

You're a plexis is you did it's not clucked?

No, you want my You should have said the mall of manoover.

You should have.

Said the mell like I got I got the malleever my wrist

Watch and watch you moreage watch watch, watch, watch, watch

The Ben Maller Show

When the moon comes out, Ben Maller emerges with the most compelling overnights in sports talk radio 
Social links
Follow podcast
Recent clips
Browse 8,007 clip(s)