It's Caitlin and Jamie's final voyage into insanity on Titanic, a three hour movie they can recite by memory. Aparna Nancherla is our first-class guest and we read from James Cameron's perverted script, hear clips of C&J watching Titanic in real time and declare what a badass Rose Dewitt-Bukater is. Love is dead and so is Jack!

(This episode contains spoilers)

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