Sofia Coppola has never heard of The Bechdel Test and Caitlin and Jamie are TRIGGERED. They welcome wandering soldier Alana Hope Levinson into their creepy house for a discussion and, eventually, an amputation of 'The Beguiled.'  

(This episode contains spoilers)

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