In a sickening display, @comedymikegoldstein gushes over the Paris Masters like he's in love or something, while Lizzy marvels at the traditional Kazakhstani garb worn by Almaty winner, Daniil 'The Real Deal' Medvedev. The two also heap praise on Elena Rybakina, say goodbye to Stan Wawrinka, and examine the decision to declare Ayna Sabalenka 'The World's Most Marketable Athlete' for 2026. Also, Lizzy admits she has never eaten a chicken parma and — in all honesty — I hate her for that. There's also a heap of harking back/reminiscing in this one, most likely because Mike is drunk.
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