Reggie Gets his Heisman Back No Joke Jokic Brothers: Assault and Basketball Battery Alec Baldwin Scuffles with Anti Israel Agitator Homeless Poised To Lose 8th Amendment Protection Sacramento Cannabis Capital of California Florida Man “Michael Jackson Thriller” Steals Crotchless Underwear Naked Florida Man Uses “Its My Birthday” Defense Florida Man Passed Out in Turn Lane: Found Singing to Radio

NBA bans Raptor center for gambling violations! Executor of OJ Estate- Goldman’s get nothing if he can help it. Jurors are “A-holes” and “Idiots”- Rust armorer gets max 18-month sentence, hopes that Alec Baldwin gets convicted. Trump Hush money case break down and why his constant scathing rebuke of our legal system might come back to haunt him. Elon Musk teases Tesla Robotaxi with August announcement. Elizabeth Holmes or Steve Jobs-find out. Florida Man puts the Chuck in Chuck E Cheese-pizza dough battery. Florida Man wraps gun in toilet paper to avoid TSA- a crappy defense!

Ja Morant Ducks Legal Punch As His Was Considered Self Defense. Tech CEO Fired Ove slave Contract: Claims Plaintiff’s Lawyer Extorted Him Elon Musk Funds Lawsuit Against Jack Dorsey: Restroom Post and Refugee Post are Discussed California Looks To Join Montana and Make Clen Water and Clean Air a Fundamental Right Florida Woman Tased After Throwing a Rubber Snake at Police Florida Man Claims Fundamental Right to Sit in a Trash Can Naked Florida Man Exposes Himself in Wildlife Preserve to Woman Doing Yoga

Pete Rose Wishes He Had Ohtoni’s Interpreter: I Would Be Scott Free Saudi Football Female Faces 5 Years in Prison For Chanting At games P Diddy is In B.I.G. Trouble Prince Harry Was Name Dropped It’s A Crime TO Cheat On Your Spouse in NY: That Might Change Naked Florida Man Battles Deputies With Hose and Seaweed Unhand the Manatee: Florida Man Sexually Molests Manatee Statue

       1.  LA Dodgers’ 700-million-dollar man, Shohei Ohtani, claims his interpreter lost 4.5 million to the only illegal sports book left in America! Could he be deported?     2.  Billionaire sister-in-law of Mitch McConnell drowns in model Tesla X.     3.  Alec Baldwin was reportedly offered a misdemeanor but missed the deadline- now he faces 18 months in prison.     4.  Florida woman flips off police prior to arrest-is the First Amendment implicated?     5.  Florida man gets Dick Cheney’d-Shot while Turkey hunting.     6.  Florida man suffers brain worm infestation due to undercooked pork- who likes the FDA now?

Murphy’s Law: Gov Murphy Can’t Overturn NJ High School Basketball Game Outcome Your Car is Secretly Spying on You: Driving Up Insurance Rates LSD Gets FDA Breakthru to Treat Anxiety Disorders Billionaire Sister-in-Law of Mitch McConnel Drowns in Model X Tesla in Texas Pond Hope Springs Eternal: Spring Breakers Meet the 10th Amendment.   Love Florida Style: Florida Man Bomb Threat Attempt to Flirt with Fellow Traveler Florida man’s Migraines Turn Out to Be Worm Eggs: Undercooked Bacon Florida Woman Throws Pickled Pork on Boyfriends Sofa: Lazy Boy?

    1.  Johnny Football Manziel has “morals” when it comes to Bush!     2.  13-2- Dartmouth Men’s Basketball votes to Unionize.     3.  Tennessee Judge- It is likely a NCAA antitrust violation to prevent NIL payments to college recruits.     4.  Rust Armorer Guilty of Felony Manslaughter- Alec Baldwin’s July 10th trial next.     5.  Alec Baldwin’s niece throws used tampon at Savanah Georgia bartender.     6.  Biden-FDA and HHS ask DEA to reclassify marijuana from Schedule I to Schedule III     7.   Naked, Drunk, Florida Man nearly gets past airport TSA!

1.    Dukes Basketball Center Injured: Is Wake Forrest Liable? 2.    Did Super Bowl Streaker Win $374,000 in Bet on Streaking? 3.    Rust Involuntary Manslaughter Update 4.    Supreme Court Hears Most Important First Amendment Case in Generations 5.    Evading Arrest Obstacle Course: First Ever Florida Man Games 6.    Famous Anus: Florida Man Stashes Fentanyl Where the Sun Don’t Shine 7.    Mayhem Like Florida Man: FM Pushes Bride to the Ground at Wedding

Sacramento Emerging As the Home For The A’s 25-27 Reasons why Auto Insurance Rates Are Going Up George Dantos Sues Jimmy Kimmel For Fraud Official List Of George Santos Lies Alabama Supreme Court: Minor Child Exists From Fertilized Egg to 18 Same Sex Couple Creates New Parental Rights Theory Florida Man Chops Off Friends Feet in Insurance Scam

Tiger Cuts Nike For TaylorMade: New Brand Sun Day Red Allegedly: Taylor Swift Gets Kanye West Booted From Super Bowl Adele Calls Out Drunk Jason Kelce At Concert Dartmouth Men’s BB Team Employees? Robotic Device Kills Woman Burned During Surgery Drunk Florida Man Abandons Airboat in Front of Sheriffs Substation Florida Man “ You Stole My Heart..I Stole Your V-day Gift” Florida Witchy Woman Arrested for Whacking Child with Broom Stick

Patrick Mahomes Dad Endorses Coors For Third DUI Brock Purdy Vows to Disappoint Swifties Kadarius Toney says Giants Fans Are Phony In Instagram Rant Dartmouth Basketball Team Gets Green Light to Unionize Drunk Naked Florida Woman Threatens to Kill Gas Station Attendant with Apple Peeler Florida Wobbler: Naked FM Runs Down Highway Again. “My Wobbler Is a Friend of Mine” You Know “Urine” Trouble When: Florida Woman Uses Aunt’s Dog’s Urine for Drug Test “Yellow Lab”

Kansas City Chiefs Have a Kadarius Toney Problem Gathering No Rust: Alec Baldwin Arraigned On Voluntary Manslaughter Charges Ai Plus MRI= Real World Medical Improvements Elon Musk Wants to Put Computer Chips in Your Brain Irony: Hospitality VP Drunkenly Slaps Teenage Disney World Restaurant Hostess Florida Man Completely Naked Barges into Church Thrift Shop When Snow White Just Wont Do: Orlando Child Sues Hooters for Slip and Fall

Taylor Swift, Jason Kelce, Moobs, and the 14th Amendment.                    Kanas City Chief Fan Found asleep on couch for 2 days while 3 friends freeze to death in backyard.                                   Alec Baldwin faces Manslaughter Charges.                              Elon Musk predict 1 billion humanoid robots by 2040.                                  Florida Woman throws sausage, cheese and potatoes, charged with “Aggravated Snatching” – it’s a felony.                    Florida man channels all 7 dwarfs on Disney Bus Driver.

1. LeBron James Pushes OKC Fan: Assault 2. Supreme Court to Hear Homeless Encampment Case: Major potential Homeless Impact on California Homeless Problem 3. Hunter Biden’s Gun Pouch Test’s Positive for Cocaine 4. When Benji Eats the Benjamins: Pennsylvania Dog Eats $4000 in Cash 5. Florida Man Facing 96 Criminal Cases Wins Iowa Caucuses 5. Florida Man Arrested with Underwear Around His Neck 6. Shirtless Florida Man Found Climbing Trees Like Tarzan After Police Chase

1.    Aaron Rogers is OFF: The Pat McAfee Show 2.    Florida Woman Crashes Car into Jaguars Practice Facility 3.    San Fransisco Driverless Robo Cabs Log Over a Million Miles 4.    Facebook and Instagram take Steps to Protect Teens from Harmful Content 5.    Woman Sues Hershey’s for Decorative Pumpkin Faces 6.    Putting the Funk N-Dunk-N: Toilet Explodes in Dunkin Donuts 7.    Florida Man on The Wrong Tracks: 4 Time DUI Man Blames Mystery Woman: For Driving on Tracks

Panthers Owner, David Tepper, Throws Drink at Jaguars Fans Jimmy Kimmel Threatens to Sue Aaron Rogers Free Speech Absolutist, Kanye West, My Love Another Contract Free Speech Absolutist, Elon Musk, Loses 2.3 Billion Per Month Since Buying Twitter Driverless Vehicles Cannot be Ticketed in California Chopped Restaurant Serves Managers Finger with Arugula Florida Man Makes Dirt Angels While Hiding from Cops

Nike Sues Competitor For Violation of Trade Dress Protection California Law: Police Can No Longer Ask “Do You Know Why I Pulled you Over”? Cameron Diaz, Rebel Wilson, Perris Hilton Kardashians: Public Policy and Surrogacy Laws Squid Game Challenge Law Suits Florida Housewives Gone Wild: Drunken Golf Cart Mayhem Naked Florida Man: The Year in Review

1.    A Long Way Down: Kareem Abdul Jabbar Falls, Breaks Hip 2.    Tiger Woods Contract with Nike Up: TaylorMade for FootJoy 3.    Jeffery Epstein Associate List: Who’s on It 4.    Misinformation Super Spreader: AI Fake News  5.    Florida Man Holiday: 10 Florida Man Stories to Make the List

Draymond Green and the rule of law! DUI detection devices as standard equipment? Elon Musk and Grok the insult AI- defamation? The CEO of billion-dollar tech company and the slave contract? Feliz No You Didn’t – 10 Florida Man stories for the Holidays!

Mike Tyson Sued Again You Tube is Requiring AI Generated Content Elon Musk Finds Out AI might follow Him To Mars: Will Interstellar Law Apply? Florida Man Named “Micheal Jackson” Exposes Himself to Gym Goers: One True Florida Thriller Old Yeller: Florida Woman Stabs Boyfriend In The Eye With Rabies Needle Florida Man Arrested for Hitting Brother with Sausage: Assault with a Delicious Weapon   Florida Man Faces Charges After Driving “Booty Patrol” Truck

1 Tiger Woods’ medical journey on his path back to tournament golf! 2 Florida Judge rules that Tesla is exposed to punitive damages in 2019 fatal collision. 3 Elon Musk tells advertisers they can Go “F” Themselves- Is he confusing free speech with free enterprise? 4 Florida Man in Speedo flags down police to show them his marijuana plant! 5 Florida Man in pink thong rides bike down I-95 the “thong way”! 6 Florida Man tells police officers that cocaine on his nose is not his- The Columbian Pinocchio!

Tiger Out of Legal Woods Phil Collins Ex Wife Turns to eBay: Memorabilia Goes Up for Auction History Of Food Safety: Something to Give Thanks For Florida Man Thanksgiving Palooza: 10 Florida Man Stories

Jim Harbough The Honey Badger: Michigan’s Legal Issues Unpacked Katie Perry Wins Contract Dispute Over 15 Million Dollar Mansion in Montecito Turns Out He Was a Raging Bull: Robert DeNiro Loses 1.26 million Dollar Discrimination Suit The Singularity Predictions and Impact on the Law: AGI BY 2031 Florida Man Steals $900 worth of Walmart Merch: Larceny? Florida Fashion: Florida Man With Drugs Around His Penis Denies They Were His Florida McTwerk: Topless Florida Woman in Thing Treats Herself to a McFlurry Florida Woman Whacks Man in Head With Hammer: Argument Over Rum

Governor Newsom supports DMV on suspending Cruise AV. North American Grappling Assoc. Clarifies Transgender Rules. Silence of the Jams: Florida Proctologist Turns Off Hearing Aid During Colonoscopy. Florida Man Flees Deputies Till His Pants Fall Down. DUI Florida Woman Not Wearing Pants. Florida Man “Those May Be Drugs but Those Aren’t My Pants.

AI Executive Order First Attempt to Regulate the Industry Tesla Wins First U.S. Autopilot Trial in Riverside County Fidelity Marks Down Twitter Value to 65% Robert DeNiro: Breach of Contract Trial Gets Heated Florida Man Only In Underwear Rolls Around Parking Lot In Office Chair Florida Man Spends 4 Hours on Rood at Wendy’s Florida Woman Sets Car On Fire in Retaliation for Discipline at Work

Jim Harbough On The Hotseat Aaron Rogers: Rehab and the Swifties Tesla Avoids Full ”Self Driving” Class Action Lawsuit For $1 Billion Dollars, Elon Musk Wants to Change Wikipedia to Dickapedia Alec Baldwin Faces Grand Jury In New Mexico Inaugural Florida Man Games: We Give You The List Drunk Florida Man Drops Pants and Says Where’s My Weapon? Drunk Florida Woman, 70, Runs over Husband

Aaron Rogers Rush to Return to Jets Could be ”Unmitigated Disaster” Rules of The Lawless: Mexican Cartel Says Stop Making Fentanyl or Die UC Berkley Unveils 2 Billion Dollar Space Research Center at Moffat Field Consequences Culture: Top Law Firm Rescinds Job Offers to Ivey League Schools Students Creepy Clown Terrifying Scottish Countryside: Clowns and the First Amendment Florida Man Games February 2024 Florida Man Strips Naked in Airport: Makes Bomb Threat Drunk Florida Man Pelts Walmart Employees with Snickers Bars: Sometimes You Just Heave It

California Nearly Decriminalizes Psychedelics: GOV Vetoes Gavin Newsom Is Coming For Your Peeps: 10th Amendment Food Safety Apple, Meta, Amazon, Open AI: the New Mobile Devices That Will Change The Landscape The Laws That Brought On the EV Factory Boom Nun Dies In Katy Perry Litigation: Now This Florida Woman Tells Police “My But Just Farted” and The 4th Amendment Florida Man Dies in Meth Lab After Lighting Farts On Fire Florida Man Strips Naked at Airport: Makes Bomb Threats

Leaning Tower of San Fransisco Update Major Supreme Court Cases to Watch This Term Katie Perry and Orlando Brown: Sued by 83 Yr Old to Void 14.2 Million Dollar Contract for Home Florida Woman Scoffs at Anti Streaking Law “I Would Still Do IT” The Unhappiest Place on Earth: Turbo Wedgie Lawsuit Against Disney World Florida Man Tells Cops: Playing Naked Basketball Enhances Skills “Free Willie” UR- IN- DER Arrest DUI Florida Man says Fake Urine is for Marital Role Play

GOVERNOR NEWSOM LEAVES SELF-DRIVING COMMERCIAL TRUCKS RULES TO DMV AMAZON GETS INTO AI GAME WITH SF’S ANTHROPIC OPEN AI ONE STEP CLOSER TO FULLY INTERACTIVE PERESONAL ASSISTANT NEW CALIFORNIA FIREARM TAX- WHY IT IS LIKELY CONSTITUTIONAL NAKED FLORIDA WOMAN ASKS FOR LAWYER BEFORE SHE IS DETAINED FLORIDA MAN IN LOIN CLOTH TRIES TO OUTRUN HELICOPTOR. FLORIDA DRUG DEALER CALLS COPS TO REPORT THEFT OF DIME BAG

New England Patriots Fan Dies During Alteration at Gilette Stadium Due To Weather Go F Yourself. Hack Road Sign and the First Amendment Do You Have Legal Status If You Are a Dog? It Gives One Paws Sac DA Takes on Homeless Issue Florida Man Nude and Covered In Mud Arrested For Biting Police Dog Florida Man: Please Cover your Chalupa Florida Man: Door Dash Driver Caught Spitting on Food Order Florida Man Attacks Nurse, Strips Naked and Floods ER.

Aaron Rogers Achilles Injury and Legal Ramifications Bill Mandating Humans Driving Driverless Cars Game of Groans Oops…Modern Divorce and Dances With Sharks  4 Celebrity Divorces Distilled Tweet and Be Killed. Twitter Accused of Releasing Private Info to Saudi Govt. Adult Florida Man Addicted To Breast Feeding Florida Man and Human Hamster Face Federal Charges Grand Theft Backhoe. Florida Man Steals Excavator

Cal and Stanford to the ACC in 2024-2025: We break down the ACC and what the Cal/Stanford media rights contract contains. Tesla facing two Full Self Driving (FSD) wrongful death trials in the next 30 days. We break down the issues and the likely outcomes! Michelangelo’s David- Kanye West’s Johnson- public sex on boat in Italy may lead to deportation! Imbecile tourist damages the Fountain of Neptune while taking a selfie. Florida woman douses herself with Mountain Dew and attempt to remove DNA evidence! Florida woman in hospital gown takes ambulance on a joyride!

It is HIGH TIME. DEA instructed to begin process of removing Marijuana from Schedule 1 classification! Elon Musk live streams Tesla FSD attempting to run a red light. Boy blunder! Customer at Beaverton Oregon restaurant charged $15.00 A..hole fee! Is that legal? Naked 71-year-old Florida Man charged with trespass! Florida Man injects methadone under loud neighbor’s door jam. Florida democrat yells “All Hail Trump” as he shoves digits where no sun shines!

Mike Tyson KO’s fellow airline passenger! New Mexico fines Alec Baldwin’s production company maximum amount for gun safety failures! Alex Jones files for bankruptcy as a result of Sandy Hook hoax lawsuit! Zamboni driver for Detroit Red Wings fired for peeing in drain at work – claims discrimination! Drunk Florida Man burglarizes home and takes a bath!

Jerry West Threatens Lawsuit Against HBO Kyrie Irving Fined $50,000 for double flip. 1st Amendment violation? Naked Florida Man out of bounds at golf tournament! Autonomous vehicles bullying! It’s a thing in San Francisco! VTOL what is it and why you need to know! Florida man does cannonball in Bass Pro Shop fish tank!

Elon Musk Twitter and The First Amendment Johnny Depp Defamation Trial Gets Ugly Driverless Car gets Pulled Over by Cops in SF Sticky Situation: Activist Glues Herself to court at Clippers Game Florida Man: Impersonates Police Officer to Get Discount at Wendy's Florida Man Steals 63 Golf Carts Florida Man: Drugs, Guns, Alligators

Tiger Woods in the Masters! Looking back at Tiger Woods’ injury history, The first amendment implications of Elon Musk joining Twitter”s board. Reporter fired for likening Kamala Harris‘s suit to a UPS uniform/legal? Phil “Dark” in media after Saudi League Fallout Florida driving school instructor arrested for DUI. The irony!

WAVMO Testing Fully Driverless RoboTaxi in San Francisco Elon Musk Likens Himself to Eminem in Legal Battle Alec Baldwin Defends Chris Rock Oscar’s X Producer Did NOT ask Will Smith to Leave:  Why Not? Florida Man Steals $1500 Worth of Wine in Whole Foods. Where is the Evidence?

Will Smith Chris Rock and Oscar TIger Woods Playing in the Masters? Joe Rogan offers to Train Elon Musk to Fight Putin: Contract? Rep. Madison Cawthorn: DC is an Orgy Filled, Cocaine Fueled " House of Cards" Strip Club Bill Leads to Duetche Bank Firings: The Naked Truth will Set you Free

Domantas Sabonis MRI Results Elon Musk and James Franco to Testify against Johnny Depp Stunt with Telsa in Echo Park Woman Tattoos Butt: Not Her Husbands Name: Problem? Naked Florida Man: Tells Cops "I'm Batman" Naked Florida Man Attacks Mail Boxes With a Machete

Ex-Theranos Boss Sells Cali House: Fraudulent Sale? Costansa-ing: Man Fired For Using Work Cubie as an Apartment Robots can Deliver in Snow Rain and Heat at a College Near You Russian Influencers Cry at Instagram Ban The Legal Stylings of Naked Florida Man

Sunrise Protection Act: Sunsets on Standard Time? Elon Musk Challenges' Putin: Single Combat for Ukraine New AI Tool Can Spot Heart Disease 40 times Faster Than DR's Tom Brady's Last TD Pass: Sale Voidable? Florida Man: 911 to Have His Meth Tested

Jerry Jones Love Child Brittney Griner Arrested in Russia Naked Florida Man: Steals American Flag Naked Florida Man: Defecates on Neighbors Porch

Tinder Swindler Sued by Diamond Company Sherry Papini arrested for Fake Kidnapping Russian CEO Million Dollar Bounty: Legal? Grandpa Throws Party: Hip Hop Meets Heavy Metal

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Topics Something Rotten Near Denmark: Bezos’ Yacht to be Egged Jackson Mahomes: Flattery or Assault and Battery Randy/Andy  Under Oath Naked Florida Man Pulls Fire Alarm Drunken Florida Man Declares He’s Mick Jagger

Alec Baldwin Back to Work: Too Soon? Stormy Daniels: Michael Avenatti Worse Than Trump Naked!!! Florida Man Naked in Neighbors Bathtub Florida Man  "These Are Breath Mints Officer: NOT Meth

Topics Photographer Injures Spine: Matt Stafford Walks Away 12 Million to Walk Prince Andrew Settles Suit Alec Baldwin Sued by Victims family Rudy Guliani: Its legal to Cross Dress in Kuwait Naked Florida Man: Dances at McDonalds

Luke Walton Out With the Kings and a Fan vomits on the court TIger Woods Back hitting Balls