The All Things Legal Show with Craig Ashton and Ed Schade

1.  The Sanctity of Contract Bumps Up Against College NIL Deal ad Transfer Portal: Darian Mensah. 2.  The 8 Year Plan: Miami Linebacker Gets 8th Year Eligibility. 3.  Social Media Big Tobacco Moment: Instagram and You Tube Start Trial in La: Harming a Minor.  4.  Parents Are Letting Teens Ride Waymo's In SF: Violating Terms of Use and PUC Regs. 5.  Florida Woman Arrested for Stealing Stanley Cup for Storing Breast Milk. 6.  Florida Man Accused of Driving With car On Fire: Hot Wheels. 7.  Shirtless Florida Man Jumps Thru Drive Thru Window to Rob Taco Bell with a Large Rock.

1.  College Football Teams Now Worth Billions. 2.  Hurt So Good! How John Mellencamp Kickstarted Indiana's Rise. 3.  Greenland? What about a Compact for Ture Association. 4.  Robo Bus in DC Reer Ended by Tesla. 5.  Sales Force CEO Calls for AI Regulation: Suicide Coaches? 6.  Top Senator Sued for Alienation of Affection by Wife's Bodyguard. 7.   AI Judge Judy Weighs in On Florida Man Drinking "Four Lokos" While Giving Botox Injections...Plus 2 More.

1.  Aaron Rogers Contagion? Mike Tomlin Coach Retires. 2.  Waymo Stuck During Power Outage: Tells Judge Number of Cars Effected Is a Trade Secret. 3.  New Australian Law Prompts Meta to Ban 550K Accounts for Citizens 15 and under. 4.  The Legal Underpinnings of US Intervention When Countries Nationalize Foreign Assets. 5.  The Power of Contract: Tom Hardy's Insane 27 Item Contract Rider. 6.  AI Judge Judy Weighs in on Drunk Florida Man Entering Wrong House. 7.  Drunk Forida Woman Throws Colard Greens and Hits Victim with Skillet.

1.  NIL Work Around on College Sports Commission On 25 million Student Athlete Allocation. 2.  Elon Musk Lawyer Literally a Clown. 3.  Alaska AI Court System Is a Mess. 4.  Buying Greenland? Taking Over Venezuela? The Law Is on Our Side. 5.  Pink Hospitalized with Cervical Disc Replacement Surgery. 6.  AI Judge Judy Weighs in on Florida Man Wearing Red Laced Bra and G String. 7.  Naked Florida Man Robs Meat Market Wearing Only Mask.

1.  AI Judge Judy Comments on Bill Belichick Hiring Bobby Petrino for Offensive Coordinator. 2.  AI Judge Judy Comments on the Legal Issues Surrounding Spielberg Refusing to Work with Ben Affleck. 3.  Google and Open AI Have Software That Can "Nudify" Existing Images. 4.  Sicilian Husband Sues Restaurant for Posting Dinner Date Not His Wife. 5.  Waymo San Francisco Robo Taxis Slowed by Power Outages and Flooding. 6.  Tic Tok Signs Binding Agreement to Sell Just Over 80% Of Company. 7.   AI Judge Judy Comments on Florida Woman Gunning Down 2 Ex Husbands On same Day.

1.  Let's Go Branden: 49ers version: Branden Ayuk Speeds by Stadium At 100 MPH. 2.  NIL, NFL, LOL: College Football Players Making More Money to Stay in School. 3.  Tesla Shares Jump 5% After Musk Confirms Driverless Robo Taxi Testing. 4.  Tesla Robo Taxi's Crashes 12% more Than Humans. 5.  New Mexico AG Sues Facebook for Fraud: Rips PG-13 Rating System. 6.  Smoke 'em If You Gt 'em. President Signs Executive Order TO Expedite Reschedule of Marijuana to Schedule 3. 7.  Ai Judge Judy: Bring Us a Very Florida Man Christmas.

Patrick Mahomes- Immediate Knee MRI after Chargers game reveals season ending ACL tear- how his care is instructive for personal injury victims. Lindsey Vonn- Performance Enhancing Surgery?!- 41-year-old skier becomes oldest World Cup Event winner after partial knee replacement- there is hope for Patrick Mahomes. Waymo Self Driving Cars Suddenly Acting Like New York Cabbies in SF. Meta employees compared themselves to drug “pushers” as revealed in new lawsuit. Disney Characters Being Licensed to Open AI Sora Platform.   AI Judge Judy comments on:  Naked Florida Man Froggers Through Traffic, Hit by Car, Keeps Running  Florida man tried to blame DUI on a medical condition he could not pronounce.  Florida man says his wife wants divorce after AI Elon Musk cons him out of $45,000.00

1.  2026 World Cup to Get 3 Minute Hydration Breaks. 2.  University of Utah in Landmark Equity Deal. 3.  Zuckerburg Orders All Employees Back to Work in Office 5 Days Week. 4.  Antitrust Netflix, Warner and Paramount. 5.  How Many Laws Does Santa Break Every Christmas? 6.  Ai Judge Judy Weighs in on Florida Woman Boozing It Up with No Pants. 7.  Florida Man Teleports into Stolen BMW Florida Woman Attempts to Strangle Nurse with Court Ordered Ankle Monitor.

1.  LSU 91 million Reasons to Hire Lane Kiffin. 2.  Dr Who Gave Matthew Perry Ketamine is Sentenced to 30 Months. 3.  Australia Bans All Social Media for Children 15 and under. 4.  Waymo Hists Speed Bump in Santa Monica: Nuisance? 5.  Waymo Taxi in SF Hits Dog. 6.  Oklahomans Want to Know If you Can Shoot Down Drones. 7.  AI Judge Judy Rules on 3 Florida Man Cases.

1.  Bill Belichick 24 yr Old Girlfriend Threatens Defamation Lawsuit. 2.  LSU Finally Fires Brian Kelly. 3.  Waymo to Expand Freeway Service from Coast to Sacramento. 4.  Amazon's ZOOX Driverless Vehicle Service Commences In San Francisco. 5.  Please Look Up: Ozone Is the Smallest It's Been In 30 Years. 6.  Florida Man Thanksgiving Festivus: Florida Woman Arrested for Driving 107mph To Pick Up Pizza. 7.  Naked Florida Man Wearing Sports Bra Linked to Car Burglaries: Plus 3 More.

1.  Fox Sports Fires Mark Sanchez for Cause. 2.  Dave Portnoy Calls for Bill Belichick to Retire: How will This Effect His Guaranteed Contract. 3.  Waymo Proves Elon Musk Wrong: Waymo Expands to Freeways.  4.  AI Chatbots Loom Over Social Media Lawsuits. 5.  French Connection: Adult Film Screams on Passenger Ferry to England. 6.  AI Judge Judy: Florida Woman Claims M and M is Her Spouse. 7.  AI Judge Judy: Florida Man Steals ATM Machine with Forklift.

1.  How Not to Terminate a Contract: LSU Fires HC Kelly, Or Did They? 2.  Bill Belichick Back to the Giants and His Contract With North Carolina.  3.  Middle Finger On Rye: Jury Acquits DC Sandwich Guy. 4.  Sacramento Jesuit High to Admit Girls: How Schools Can Legally Discriminate. 5.  Uber To Launch Robo Taxis in San Francisco. 6.  Flying Cars Come to Half Moon Bay Airport. 7.  AI Judge Judy Weighs in on Kim Kardashian Flunking the Bar.

1.  Tom Brady Clones His Dog: What are the Laws Concerning Cloning. 2.  AI Judge Judy: Naked Florida Woman Arrested for Hitting Husband with Sex Toy. 3.  Humanoid Robot for Home Use on the Market Next Year. 4.  Stanford Study Shows ChatGPT Confuses Fact from Fiction. 5.  Waymo Robo Taxi Kills Bodega Cat: Resolution for Limits on Driverless Vehicles. 6.  Naked Florida Woman Punches Firefighter: AI Judge Judy Weighs In. 7.  Florida Man Dresses as Prison Inmate for Halloween Arrested For DUI.

1.  NBA Gambling Scandal Broken Down Legally. 2.  Michael Jordan Prenup Disclosed. 3.  Tesla's "Mad Max" Driver Assistance Mode Investigated by Feds. 4.  Johnny Depp May Return in Major Studio Film. 5.  Fraud In the Seducement: Russian Women Targeting Silicon Vally Nerds for Secrets. 6.  AI Judge Judy Breaks Down Naked Florida Man at Walmart. 7.  Florida Man Pulls Crossbow on Roommate Over Missing Vodka. 8.  Florida Woman Calls 911 and Twerks Over Botched Happy Meal.

1.  "I am the Danger" - Bryan Cranston, Walter White, and SpongeBob take on OpenAI's facilitation of copyright and name, image, and likeness infringements.  2.  Netflix - Not So Fast Mr. White- Goes "all in" on AI-generated entertainment.  3.  Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff suggests solution to SF crime: synthetic human "robo-cops."  4.  Supreme Court agrees to hear Second Amendment marijuana case.  5.  76-year-old gets Court of Appeals to harsh 73-year-old stoner's high. She fought the bong and the bong... lost!  6.  AI Judge Judy weighs in on 3 Florida Man crime sprees:                 A. Naked Florida woman on joyride in stolen Caddy                 B. Naked Florida woman found frolicking in stranger's pool                C. Florida Man caught doing 124 mph at 3 a.m. - "I had to use the bathroom"

1.  Tiger Woods Has 7th Back Surgery. 2.  Crashes Are for Closers: Alec Baldwin Wraps Wife's Range Rover Around Tree. 3.  Elon Musk Calls for Federal Troops To San Francisco: Posse Posse Coma Ta Tas. 4.  Tech Prankster Sends 50 Waymo Robotaxis to Dead End Street. 5.  AI Judge Judy: Topless Florida Woman Vandalizes McDonalds. 6.  AI Judge Judy: Florida Man Wearing a Pink Thong Tears Up Applebee's. 7.  AI Judge Judy: Florida Man Cheeseburgering at Strip Club.

1.  Dallas Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones, claims inadvertent, middle finger defense! 2.  Anthropic‘s AI Judge Judy weighs in on Jerry Jones ‘s lame excuse! 3.  The Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman pre-nup  “cocaine” clause could top out it over $11 million for one of the parties-find out who! 4.  Mark Sanchez, Fox News analyst, and former NFL quarterback charged with a felony in a parent beat down of a 69-year-old truck driver. 5.  San Francisco Metropolitan Transportation Authority announces, hundreds of camera-captured speeding tickets-find out where and how this is legal! 6.  Anthropic’s AI Judge Judy weighs in on three recent separate cases of unbelievably stupid and illegal Florida man behavior!

1.  Bill Belichick Embracing Himself with Guaranteed Contract Was Genius. 2.  Athletics To Feature Sacramento on Jerseys In 2026: DeFacto to DeJuri. 3.  Tilly Norwood: The Age of AI Actors Is Upon Us. 4.  Door Dash Delivery Bots Coming to A Bike Lane Near You. 5.  What Happens When a Waymo Car Gets Stopped for a Moving Violation. 6.  AI Judge Judy Weighs in on Florida Man Drunk with No Pants on at 7/11. 7.  Drunk Florida Woman Walks Thru Popeyes, Asks for Baconater. Which They Sell at Wendys.

1.  Tom Brady, Fox Sports, Raiders, NFL, Competitive Edge. 2.  Ol Miss HC Lane Kiffin's Daughter Dating LSU Linebacker. 3.  Super Bowl and World Cup Gets Waymo Approved For SFO. 4.  Burning Man Homicide Update. 5.  Unconscious Recoupling: Update on Cold Play Kiss Debacle. 6.  AI Jude Judy: Breaks Down Florida Man in Golf Cart: Tries to Wait Out Police in Hedge. 7.  AI Judge Judy On Florida Woman Silly String Assault and Battery.

1. Nico Iamaleava and Arch Manning's NIL-istic debuts spark debate about multi-year contracts in college sports. 2. What did Zuckerberg buy for a quarter billion dollars? Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez AI generated "parody bots"-no parody. 3. Burning Man orgy dome destroyed in storm. Material breach of contract, force majeure or act of God (pun intended)? 4. While burning the "Man", organizers forced to call "the man", to investigate potential suspicious death. When liberty and the mind expanding pursuit of happiness meet a Federal and Nevada state homicide investigation. 5. Rudy Giuliani seriously injured in New Hampshire rear end collision.  6. Real Florida Man stories fed to AI (Anthropic) Judge Judy, who weighs in on :  *    Naked Florida woman speeds away from Florida police at 110 miles an hour;  *    Florida Man just wanted to smell a woman's feet, charged with assault with a deadly weapon. *    Florida Man in a Batman onesie thwarts car break-in!

1.  Aaron Rogers Apologizes to Jet Fans: Read in AI Voice of Yogi Berra. 2.  Little Nas X Infigate Delecto Underwear, Boots And 4 Felonies. 3.  Soutwest Bags No Longer Fly Free and Supersize passengers required to pay double. 4.  Trump signs Executive Order Banning Flag Burning: Free Speech or Patriotism? 5.  Elon Musk Accuses Open AI of Stifling Competition: Another Example of Having More Money Than Common Sense. 6.  AI Judge Judy Finds Florida Man Found in Dressed as Woman in Stolen U Haul. 7.  AI Yogi Berra Florida Man Yells at Bears to Leave: Gets Attacked Instead.

1.  Dave Portnoy of Barstool Sports Banned from Ohio State Stadium: Illegal or Good Taste? 2.  MAHA: Make America Horny Again: RFK Sexting Partner to Be Hired by Vanity Fair, Affair? 3.  Open AI Sued Over Teen Suicide. 4.  Snapchat Sued for Teens Fentanyl Deaths. 5.  Florida Man, Public Sex, Drunken Brawls at Florida Lake: AI Judge Judy Weighs In. 6.  AI Yogi Berra Weighs in on Florida Woman Arrested for DUI "I Will say I Drank a Twisted Tea." 7.  AI Judge Judy Weighs in on Florida Woman Arrested for Unlicensed Dental Work.

1.  NCAA Releases Report Finding Evidence of Illegal Scouting Scheme. 2.  Former Waymo CEO Not Impressed with Telsa's Robo Taxi. 3.  Why American Golfers Drink More and the Law. 4.  Atlanta Uber Users Cancels Human Rides in Favor of Self Driving Cars. 5.  Microsoft Boss Sights AI Sycosis as a Real Thing. 6.  Pregnancy Robots in China Could Give Birth to Humans?? 7.  AI Judge Judy Weighs in on Florida Man Dresses in Full Jester Costume Pulls Dagger on Landscaper.

1. Proof That College sports are Now Pay to Play: Schools Offer Big 4 conferences Expansion Fees. 2. FAA Proposes Rule to Streamline Delivery Opportunities. 3. Jewel Lawsuit Forces Ex Kroger CEO To Disclose Facts of Resignation. 4. US Attorney Jenine Pero Announces Felony Charges for Assault With a 6 Inch Subway. 5. DOGE's Gov't Front Man BIG Balls Attacked in D C: Trump Sends in Federal Troops: Epstein Anyone? 6. Elon Musk Calls Open AI Sam Altman a Liar: 1st Amendment Brutalism Ensues. 7. AI Judge Judy Weighs in on Naked Florida Man Found in Backyard of Breast-Feeding Woman.

Pac 12 Rises from the Dead. Cal GM Ron Rivera Discusses New Direct Payment to Players Allocation. Convicted Child Sex trafficker Ghislane Maxwell Transferred to Federal Prison Camp. Florida Jury Hits Tesla With 243 million Dollar Judgement. Revenge Of the Nerds: Facebook Pays Software Pays NFL Money To AI Software Developer. (250 million)  AI Judge Judy Comments on Florida Man With 3 Marriages. Florida Man Arrested by Smoky the Bear/ Florida Man with 18 Grams of Drugs in Posterior.

1.    Washington Commanders vs Commander in Chief: Redskins Controversy Back in the News. 2.    Redskins?  Buffalo Bills? 3.    AI Model in Vogue Magazine for the First Time. 4.    Trump Lawsuit Against Murdoch Gets Personal.  5.     California Dept. Of Justice Looks to Suspend Tesla Sales For 30 Dyas/ Penalty? 6.    Tesla Claims ROBO Taxis's Coming To San Francisco Chauffer Style. 7.    AI Judge Judy Comments on Florida Man DUI On Lawnmower/FM Fraudster in Chucky Cheese Costume.

1.  Sportsmanship versus the rule of Law. Little Leager suspended for bat flip. 2.  Long Island Man wearing 20-pound chain necklace padlock killed an MRI machine. 3.  Chris Martin Kiss Cam Catches Astronomer Executives canoodling-they're gonna need human resources to sort out the legal issues on this one! 4.  Trump sues Rupert Murdoch for 10 billion! How this legal maneuver could be an oooogle legal mistake. 5.  California leads US in Dog attacks on postal workers.  6.  AI Judge Judy Weighs in on naked Florida Man trying to start a fire and hiding in Planet Fitness tanning bed! 7.  AI Judge Judy weighs in on 20-year-old for women accused of pepper spraying rich men in their hotel rooms and stealing their Rolexes.

1.    Splash Brother with Another Lover: Clay Thompson and Megan the Stallion. 2.    Former Major Legue Pitcher, Don Serafini Convicted Placer County Murder. 3.    Former NHL Enforcer Throws Drunk Slow Golfer in a Pond. 4.    Ex Tesla Employee Alleges Quid Pro Quo Between Tesla and Arbitrator. 5.    More Cow Bell: Elon Musk Unveils Penis Shaped Map: Robo Taxi Geo Fencing in Austin. 6.    Florida Man Stories in the AI Voices of Winston Churchill, Judge Judy and Ernest Hemingway.

1.    Texas Tech Anticipated House V NCAA Signed High Schooler to 3 Yr 5.1 million Contract. 2.    Tour DeFrance Team Cofidis Has 150K Bikes stolen. 3.    How The King of Porn Impacted the Duke of Sussex: Parody and The First Amendment. 4.    Remote Workers Spend 2.5 hours a Week Less on The Clock Than They're On-Site Counter Parts. 5.    Cruise Bruise: Cruise Line in SF Lays Off 101 Employees. 6.    Boca Raton BK Lawyer Whacks Guest Over the Head with Dinner Plate. 7.    Handcuffed Florida Woman Opens Fire on Deputy On Way to Jail.

1.    The Legal Significance of the 4th of July. 2.    Aaron Rogers Wants Privacy: Goes on Worldwide Privacy Tour. 3.    "You Can't Be Serious" Wimbledon Says Goodbye to Line Judges. 4.    Trump Christens Alligator Alcatraz: Weirdly has Legal Precedence. 5.    Trump Threatens to Deport Elon Musk. 6.    Microsoft AI Systems Can Diagnose Patients 4X More Accurately.  7.    5 Florida Man Stories Naked Tased Drunk Exercises Love of Liberty.

1.    Shawn Combs Defense Rests: Jury To Decide Libertore or Felon. 2.    Me Too Verdicts Are Impossible to Collect. 3.    Robo Taxi's in Austin Texas Shown Driving in Opposite Lane and NHTSA is Investigating. 4.    Sacre Bleu: France says Tesla Lied About Full Self Driving. 5.    Pant Less Florida Man Claims to Be Charles Dickins: If You Drink a 5th, You Take a 5th. 6.    Naked Mud-Covered Florida Man Vandalizes Van. 7.    Drunk Topless Florida Woman Causes Chaos.

1.    Celebration of American Culture: Joey Chestnut is Back. 2.    Aaron Rogers favorite Helmet Banned by the NFL. 3.    CyberLab? Tesla Blows by Stopped School Bus in Austin Texas. Hits Kid Sized Dummy. 4.    Trump To Musk: You Are a Drug Addict, Post Results on X. 5.    Connections: Similarities Between Space X and Starlink Contracts and the 1883 Railroad Scandal: Stanford, Crocker, Huntington, and Hopkins. 6.    The Jobs AI Will Not Take According to Geofry Hinton: The Godfather of AI. 7.    Florida Man Pees on $10,000 Worth of Vienna Sausage in Sams Club.

1.    Congress Gets Involved To Standardize Nationwide Rules for College Athletics. 2.    Fun With Words: Aaron Rogers Secretly Married. 3.    Stephon Diggs: Newly Signed Patriots WR Explains Facebook Video of Pink Stuff. 4.    UK Judge Warns Lawyers, face Arret for Citing Fake AI Cases. 5.    Make Room for the King: Florida Man Vomits in Burger King Drive Thru. 6.    Florida Man Calls 911 To Report Being Denied Sex at Strip Club. 7.    Florida Man Survives Gator Bite, Tasing, and Hedge Shears. Neutralized By Police. 

1. NIL IN COLLEGE SPORTS TAKES ITS TOLL. 2. Middle Schooler wearing "There are only two Genders" - the legal distinction between sex, gender, and first amendment protections. 3. Waymo driverless vehicles to exceed 20 million distinct rides by years end-looking to expand to a city near you. 4. Naked Florida car jacker claims alien abduction defense. 5. Florida woman gets arrested for stealing panties, bras, while eating     Keebler Chocolate cookies!

1.    Charles Barkley Admits on Live TV He Uses Fan Duel to Get Around Betting Limits. 2.    Jordan Rules: Podcasts suggests Belichick Went 4-13 in 2023 Because of Girlfriend Distractions. 3.    Colleges Bring Back "Bluebooks" To Combat Most Powerful Cheating Machine Ever Made: AGI. 4.    Trump Sweeping Tariffs Federal Courts: Illegal. 5.    Scott Galloway Declares Musk's Recent Action the Greatest Destruction Ever. 6.    Florida Man Skinny Dips, Runs Naked Thru Neighborhood, Gets Tazed. 7.    Florida Man in Underwear Burglarizes Miniature Golf Course: When You are the "Slack Jawed Clown" of the 18th Hole.

1.    Amateur College Sports Just Might Be Dead: Breaking Down House V NCAA. 2.    Memo Binding House Settlement To $ Power 4 Conferences: Might Open Pathway for Sac State, Uc Davis USF and St Mary's. 3.    Aaron Rogers: Not About the Money. Rogers Back to Cal. 4.    Montana Poised to Become Destination State for Experimental FDA Drugs. 5.    All Wrong All Wrong All Wrong All Wrong: Legal Marijuana Up in Smoke. 6.    Take It Down Law Act Signed into Law: Exposing Social Media to Civil Penalties. 7.    Punchy Munchie: Florida Man Breaks Del Taco Drive in Window: Denied Tacos.

1.    Aaron Rogers and the Triple Lindy: QB To Play for Cal Again? 2.    Beli "Chick" Girlfriend Could Lead to Early UNC Break-up. 3.    Menedez Brothers Resentencing Explained. 4.    The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Hitler: Kanye West New Song- Streaming on X. 5.    Microsoft To Layoff 3% of Workforce to Create Jobs for Robots. 6.    Florida Woman Shoves Cheesy Nachos Down Wifes Pants. 7.    Florida Man Accidently Shoots Himself in Wal-Mart Produce Section: Duck on Aisle 3.

1.    Fit To Lead: Bill Belichick Cedes Control to "Defacto Publicist." 2.    Sheduer Sanders falls From the Number 3 Pick in the NFL Draft to 144. 3.    NFL Fines the Falcons and DC Coordinator $350,000. 4.    My Pillow Guy's Attorney Uses AI In Legal Filing With 30 Defective Citations. 5.    Man stands On Street Corner in NY In Skivvies Raising Money for Engagement Ring. 6.    Florida Man in Pink Wig and Fake Boobs Arrested at Applebee's. 7.    Drunker Than Cooter Barnes: Man Arrested for Drunk Driving Kids to Disney World. 

1.    Dramatic Play to Play Dispute Between UCLA and Tennessee. 2.    Judge Threatens to Reject House V NCAA Jeopardizing 2.8 billion Dollar Settlement. 3.    Erroring Rogers: Didn't Get the Respect He Was Looking for from the Jets. 4.    Odometer Absolutist: Tesla Allegedly Overstates Mileage By 117%. 5.    It Really Takes the Oomph out of You: Sara Palin Loses a Second Time to The NY Times.  6.    Florida Government Personnel Director Arrested for Indecent Exposure AGAIN. 7.    Florida Man Offers Officer a Vodka Spritz Before Arrest.

1.    Roughing the Trophy: V.P. Drops College Championship Trophy. 2.    Pat McAfee Faces Defamation Suit From Ol Miss Co-Ed. 3.    Cyber Crime of Free Speech Cyber Criminals Hack Cross Walk Signals.  4.    Europe Scrambles to Break Its Dependance On Musks Satellites.  5.    Sara Palin Can See a Retrial from Her Front Porch. 6.    Florida Man Named Cocaine Attacks Subway Sandwich Employee. 7.    Florida Woman Arrested for Selling Human Remains on Facebook.

1.    Cal Stanford and Other Bay Area Colleges Brace for Payments to Athletes. 2.    3 Times the Age: 3 Times the Fun.  Bill Belichick's 24-Year-Old Girl Friend.  3.    Whistle Blower Claims Mark Zuckerburg Colluded with the Chinese. 4.     $peed $afety $ytems: SF Institutes Camera Tracking Systems: The Rich Pay More.  5.    Florida Pastor Flees Married Womans Home Naked. 6.    Daytona Beach Ricky Barbie: Florida Woman Backs Over Sleeping Beach Goer. 7.    Florida Woman Show Spirit. Go's Topless at Gate G-12.

1. AI-Data Driven- Torpedo Bats- and MLB Rule 3.02. 2. 1 800 Buzzbee forced to dismiss second Civil Suit in Diddy Case. 3. Punitive Damages for an Alameda Jury to decide in Tesla FSD Death Case. 4. Tik Tok- China must sell by April 5, 2025, or Times UP. 5. Barf O Rama on Delta Flight- the legal issues cascade forth. 6. Drunk Naked Florida Man on spring break- staying hydrated with a change of clothes. 7. Drunk Florida Man at Disney world – 3 new Dwarfs- Angry, Drunky and Lewdy.

1.    "Sacramento" A's: The Legal Issues That Got Baseball Back to Sacramento. 2.    Greenland For Sale? Hill Billy F-U-G VP Wife to Visit Greenland. 3.    SAPUC Grants Tesla Initial Permit for Robo Taxi's. 4.    ShangHaiD: United Flight Diverted: Pilot Forgets Passport. 5.    Rocky Mountain High: Colorado Legalizes Mushrooms. 6.    Florida Man Hides 322 Grams of Meth in Underwear: Tighty Whities. 7.    Beer Swilling Drunk Florida Man Steals Ambulance.

Tracy Morgan revels why he vomited at Knicks game. Bill Belichick’s girlfriend to be looped in on all media requests. I need more cowbell: Musk’s boosts Hitler wasn’t framed for Holocaust. Tesla hits Muni train: FFD= DUI. Waymo Robo Taxi’s clear first hurdle to San Francisco airport. Florida man arrested for stealing lap dances. Florida woman injured by rogue water balloon.

1. Final Update of Gene Hackman- No Foul Play- Concurrent natural causes. 2. “Life in the Fast Lane” Don Henley sued for $10 million. 3. Free Speech Brutalist/Absolutist Elon Musk down $136 Billion and counting. 4. Trump’s Blondie Doctrine – “We will have Greenland one way or another!” 5. Live Free or Die- Naked New Hampshire Man- Mr. Wiener arrested for the 3 L’s- Lewd, Lascivious, Littering. 6. Florida Woman uses Pringle Can as Weapon. 7. British High Court rules that Pringle’s are not a “chip.”

Aaron Rogers 30/1 odds of going to the 49ers. How the 10thamendment opened the door for sports betting in America. Gene Hackman 95, wife 65, and dog, found dead under “suspicious” circumstances in Santa Fe -same venue as Alec Baldwin. A Schade attorney breaks down the legal issues presented. Alec Baldwin’s loses his ability to take the 5th with his criminal victory. Attorney Gloria Alred to get his first statement under oath in remaining civil cases! Where the deer and the antelope run for cover! College Station Texas residents find out they have no local or state redress for noise and privacy impact of incessant (15 hrs. every 58 seconds) Amazon Prime Air Drone Delivery Fleet. Breakfast at Tiffany’s Florida Man Style- Florida Man swallows $769 k in Tiffany’s Jewelry- Cops do not Golightly! Its Deoxyribonucleic Acid not DEW- OxyribonucleicAcid - Florida Woman gets 35 years because dousing yourself with Mountain Dew does not wash away your DNA. Florida Man “blows” it just after being trespassed from a residence by police he texts criminal complainant “Hey- I left my cocaine on the nightstand”.

1. NFL Bound Cam Skattebo sued for ASU golf cart injury. 2. Alec Baldwin to Trump impersonator “I’d snap your f…ing neck in half” 3. Theranos Fraudster Elizabeth Holmes’ appeal for new trail DENIED! 4. “Under no circumstances” -Former Osama Bin Laden attorney moves to withdraw from P Diddy defense team. 5. America’s (disbarred) lawyer – Rudy Guiliani finally satisfies “Stop the Steal” $148 mil defamation loss.  6. Naked Florida man strikes again- another legal wobbler! 7. Angry Florida Woman hopped up on 4 Loko vandalizes car that is not her boyfriend’s.

1.    The All-Drug Olympics: Peter Thuel/ Donald Trump Jr to Head the Enhanced Games. 2.    Rape Accusation against JZ Dismissed with Prejudice: we Discuss. 3.    Technology Addicts Suffer Same Withdrawal Symptoms as Heroin Addicts. 4.    Kanye West and Bianca Censori to Divorce with No Prenup. 5.    Kanye West Returns to X. 6.    Naked Florida Woman Batters Husband with Sex Toy. 7.    Florida Man Naked in Lyft Car.

1.    A-Rod: Cleared to Buy the Timberwolves. 2.    Jets Jet Arron Rogers. 3.    Conye West Nazi Superbowl Ad: The effect of Free Speech Absolutism. 4.    Open AI Sam Altman says Elon Musk Has Insecurity Issues: Defamation? 5.    Trigger Me Timbers: How the UK Deals with Free Speech Brutalism. 6.    Florida Man Barking Like a Dog Over an Hour at Auto Parts Store. 7.    Florida Man Runs Like a Deer and Mows Over Multiple Mailboxes.