ACC Head G Lane joins Manaia Stewart to provide an update on Kane Williamson's knee and what Ravindra has to do to make the team (02:43) and discuss a humiliating end to the David Warner Baggy green saga and how we can use it against him in the upcoming T20 series (06:03).

Plus, Joseph Parker's next opponent and how the ACC can leverage that fight to bring in "Podcast Washing" (12:37).

Then Manaia runs through the timeline of the Volkman debacle (17:02) before the fellas revisit the "Masterbatorium Time Machine" - what sports event would you teleport back to whilst self-pleasuring?

Finally the team whip around the current events of the day including the latest on the MP Shoplifting scandal and the Thames Mayor signing off with an F-Bomb (26:41).