The Phantom, Dossy, and Five Names are joined by the current number 1 overall coach (Jamie, coach of StupidSexyFlanders) to discuss his season so far.

Sitting 76 points clear with three weeks left, the lads talk about his starting team, trade strategy, how he's handling the pressure up top, and how many trades he has left...

Plus, all your favourite segments, including What's the Goss with Dos, Unique Names with Five Names, and The Phantom's Phry Pan!

The Phantom also releases a new song in honour of the Chief's latest meltdown in the group chat.  

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CHAPTERS:
Round recap (00:00)
Heroes and villains (03:00)
Lair Mare of the Week (07:00)
Rankings update! (08:00)
What’s the goss with Dos (10:30)
A chat with the number one coach! (16:20)
The Phantom’s Top targets (21:00)
Unique Names with Five Names (25:45)
The People’s Choice (27:00)
The Phantom’s Fry Pan (29:00)
New song “Salt” by Phantom (31:30)

Hosts:
The Phantom: @ThePhantomSC /X | @ThePhantomSC /IG
Simeon Thomas-Wilson: @Simeon_TW /X | @FiveNamesFantasy /IG
Dos: @HKDos /X | @dossySC /IG

Produced by Haydn Kenny.

Recorded on Monday August 3, 2026.

Lyrics to "Salt" by The Phantom

Luke Hackson ruining my flawless chief cup campaign.

How the **** does Hackson get 100 fantasy and 2 goals and only 77.

Dossy need a Matt Rowell miracle.

Yeah simmy with three all time flukes starting off with Ollie Bumpsey having a career night. 

Season best scores for flukey sim so far.

Aliir aliir you **** serious.

Dossy goin out in chief off an asterisk win.

Bergman first tonne of the year.

Dossy loving Bowey in classic but getting murdered at the same time in draft.

Beyond flukey.

Sim got no right.

The fact I didn’t use a waiver on Herbert too coz I wanted to save my priority for the next week of finals.

I reckon I had a higher priority than sim too.

We had four 1,500 scores for the entire season (Daddsy 2, Ant 1, Dossy 1).

My finals opponents: 1598, 1502.

Collusion. You’re right.

Simmy gonna drop a 1200 in the prelim while dossy getting 1500 eliminated.

Asterisk confirmed.

What a waste.

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