Karlous Miller and Justin chop it up in the Trap!
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Of course she ain't really exciting to me.
I like I had went to this ship called an Ultimate Driving Experience. There's some mother ship Extreme Driving Experience or some ship. Last year for Father's that I drove motherfucking the Challenger Demon hell Cats ship. I drove a Ferrari, and I drove a Lamborghini.
Now that was fun.
Lamborghini, Oh no oh, the Lamborghini made a nigga feel like Batman. Ferrari is like I'm rich and I'm just wanting I want you to see my outfit, like I'm going somewhere where it's gonna be some hose that it.
Ain't really that fans.
It's fast, but it ain't Lambo fast, okay, because the Lambo lord to the ground is wider. So when you hit that motherfucker, it don't just it don't take off. That bitch get you like a half a second hesitation and like that bitch going to another mold bro I'm talking about. You could be driving that bitch and you know you're going too fast, and you know you can go fast. You don't never think you're fast because this bitch is like it ain't like in the car where you gotta and then wait on the car, this bitch like. But the Ferrari, that motherfucker like it's super you know what I mean. That motherfucker ready to go right then right there. But once you get that look like I said, like a point five second hesitation is like that bitch then went into combat mode in a lambo. Bro, you just feel like you want to be. If you got a woman.
You should get the Ferrari.
But if you will just on some pimp shit and you wanted to ride through the city like you and gotam city, get the motherfucking lamb That bitch just different. You don't really want nobody in that motherfucker Witches, you don't want it too low like. But if you in the Ferrari, you want a bad bitch in that Witches you got to hell.
But the Limbo is like, fuck these holes. You draw the limbo to Ferrari with him.
It was a hell cat dreaming charger, the not the challenger.
Yeah, that's what you.
Drive first, but they drive you around the track in that bitch. You can drive that mother furger. So I'm in the limbo.
I'm kidding at it.
They got a little dude. He tell you when to go when to stop. What's coming up? Okay, we got a curve coming up. Let's go full throttle, full throttle. Okay, we're gonna break it down. Break break, break, Okay. He was sitting in the car with you, he did he know the course. They got real race car drivers that get in that bitch with you. He's telling you, come on, come on, you can keep going, keep going. Slow down, slow down. All right, we got a curve. We're gonna turn right here and now, hey, full throttle, full throttle. I got the whole shit on video. Shit crazy, I'm gonna have to give you the jump drive. Joe kim Guy uploaded. I ain't never put it out though, because it's just you can't really see too much.
But that shit was dope showing ass on that bit. Yeah, what that's here or somewhere else. I forgot what part of Georgia that was in.
But they go all around the country and you can just drive whatever the fuck you want to. They got three four different kinds of Ferraris, about three full different kinds of Lamborghini. They got a couple of Porsches. They had all the hell Cats and ship like that.
That was like this.
Motherfucker and this motherfucker. This is a million dollars worth of car. Y'all can keep the other ship. I drove the Lambo in the Ferrari and the hell Cat Demon or whatever the charger was. Yeah, it was like eight nine depending on what I got to drive a little bit of home to the days by the time to drive a car, So you can, you could if you you can, if you find, if you stay and go back and get in line.
You gotta all day things so you can drive all the motherfuckers if you want to.
But they only got a certain amount of instructors and they only put a certain amount of them on the track. Yeah, you have to you have to walk go through this class that's like an hour long, and then you have to sign up for this for the insurance ship in case you fuck him.
Up, then where the money go? But yeah, it was dope. I had a ball. Oh yeah, how long did that? You drive as long as you want?
I think you used just to do like two laps around the track, a little bit of quick and I'm fast. But it ain't some ship that you would want to just you ain't finla just jumping that bitch and drive the track.
Full speed, nigga, already instructors who do that ship, I'll they be gunning that bitch, bro guning that bitch. They have the driver after me, because if they drive before me, I'm gonna feel like I can do what they do. I promise you you aint.
The only thing you're gonna be looking for is that god damn green cone. They tell you when to go, cause when you're slowing down and you're going because they're like.
To get you.
Probably good. I've hun with defeat to do what you asked. That you got it up to about one fifty one, probably one realistically about one fifty and one little stretch.
I got about that ship one forty something. Damn oh, nigga, I'll get in that fuck.
I don't even know how fast I can go in my beach truck. This motherfucker go one fifteen like eighty like it's going.
Yeah, and bitch, got thermon one yeah, got them.
I'm scared to see what numbers pop up on that. I ain't got my corvette up to about one thirty. Were getting on Camp Creek h one night, wasn't nobody out there, bitch, I hit that cam Cree eggs out.
Shot the fuck off. I was, like my dad said, who now one?
Now by myself when I got that bitch all the way up and that bitch got two hundred.
I believe that Corvette do the hold two hundred. I believe that, yeah, because.
The ain't nothing mechanically wrong with it. Wasn't no vibrations, no shaking or none. I believe that bitch would have really legit hit to him.
Where you stopped that when you were by yourself.
I went from Camp Creek, probably up the right at about twenty, turned around and came back.
Yeah, nobody on the road.
It was probably I was just fucking around one night, probout two in the morning.
You just want to see what that been.
Sometime I just jump in the car and ride. Man might ride around for our lists, just rock.
Music or something. Let's record this ship. Let me record this ship.
Be all this fucking what is all this paper on the table? We get all this paper off the table.
I don't like all this paper on my ship, A whole lot of paper. Man. It just don't look environmentally friendly. Is that's your water? Okay? Huh yeah, you take all this hm hmmm, how's a bitch. That's how you're supposed to be, because the bitches be high as a motherfucker.
Bruh, I'm gonna tell you, I like to smoke sativa in the daytime and.
What was it ennica in the evening?
You don't have time to separate my weed like that. No, see, you buy it already separated, and you're good.
You how you keep up with it?
You keep the indica in the kitchen and something.
No, it's it's labeled. Are you get you? You efficient? Nigga? No? I mean brouh.
I'm gonna tell you, well, you buying the ship from where I'll be buying it from.
They already got the ship. You get high at night than you do in the daytime anyway? Why you said that? You just feel like it. You feel like if I had to only pick one time to smoke, it'll be at night.
I get I get fucked up more in the or anytime.
I can't tell that. Now you're gonna have me paying attention to that ship. Should have been paying attention to this.
I just smoke because at that point. Bruh, Now I just smoke because I need to.
You want to, I need to.
You ain't going through ship. But I need you got two arms and two legs. You out here getting money? Yeah, but bruh, my, you know what I'm saying, Like, I'm the type of nigg I'm easily triggered. So I have to you know what I'm saying. You could give a fuck there? That means you still giving fuck? Do I have to be like Morpheus in the Matrix and.
Tell you not to give it up? It's not real?
This ship we out here giving the fuck about it, ain't even nothing even worried about it.
You're right, right, But see what I'm saying, like, Okay, you know what really bothers me? What is that?
Motherfuckers didn't got rich off this iPhone, just off the phone, didn't have no computer or nothing.
I'm talking about. I got rich than a motherfucker. I'm mad.
I ain't figured out how to do that.
What you're doing.
I mean, this is different I'm talking about. Motherfucker really just got rich off the phone. There's no help, no nothing, just went to a whole bunch of shit, clicked on the right shit, signed up for some shit, started a business. Didn't have the bast shit they link these people who got the shit with this website. Then they go here, and then they sit them there, and then you still getting rich and everybody getting paid. I want somebody to teach me that type of shit, fuck all.
These other shit that's not like. Look, bro, that ain't no goddamn look mad. If you just pick up a phone and sign up for some shit.
Man, I've seen these these motherfuckers be on all the social media like, hey, you want me to tell you how happened made ninety seven thousand dollars?
Just I don't be believe that, bro, I don't ben Then they ask you for some money.
That's how they got their money, because they got motherfucker who be believing that shit. I be believing that shit, bro, because I have seen like four of these motherfuckers in real life.
They really had it, not all of them. Now, I know.
I know some motherfuckers scamming because the motherfuckers say, if motherfucker make it eighty thousand dollars a week, why the fuck would they tell you how.
To do it.
I'm gonna tell your two things that made me learn my lesson about believing shit. On the Innervay of TV, Peter pop off with that goddamn miracle spring water.
Yeah, yeah, because whether he fake or some people want to be lying to Justine.
Yeah, that's what I'm telling you. You give a fuck about that. Them people who bought that water, they didn't try it. Every fucking thingyl I bought you all the people I sent off for the damn war exactly, and and and what I prayed for the heaven.
So I know that ship was fake. You don't know that yet. Prayer don't happen that fast, brouh. It's been fifteen sixteen years. Who's the same we serve on time? God, that water gave me a rash. That shit ain't gave me.
No, God, ain't nobody to tell you to take a bath fitting it ain't the mother goddamn counselor shn't just put it in your bath? And them goddamn, it's crazy how you're talking about them holy water and said goddamn right after Well, I mean, hey, it ain't real holy water. That's goddamn tap water. Anybody. Yeah, it ain't holding the purpose, not for me. Maybe you ain't believe in nothing. I believe enough. What's the long You don't know when God gonna hit you with what you praised man did and you turned it down.
Man.
Sometimes the prayer that means the blessing don't show up in the same form as the prayer.
Sometimes God, you'll ask God.
For some ship, and then as opposed to giving you what you want, he give you something better, just to see if you really was prepared for the blessing that.
You asked for.
Because if you're gonna be appreciative and praise him anyway, you will figure out that what He sent you was better than what.
You even asked for us.
No, bro, that goddamn lyrical spring Walter, ain't shit.
Don't put on, don't take your bring water.
Don't that's a representation of something else. That's just a sign of the faith. It's not the actual activator. So you want some I don't need it.
No, No, I don't need it now.
I don't need anything else to connect me to God. You already connect what I'm saying.
I don't. I don't need prop It ain't real though that it's as a problem.
It's a representation. So you still want me to believe it? No, I don't don't let that turn you away from bless.
God, Bless you.
No, that milk's gray water, that spring water ship. Okay, cool that point and then they gonna think you said God.
Up on the internet, right, don't look it out for you. I appreciate that real nigga.
Yeah, it shouldn't have took that for you to know that.
Okay, in a real nigga.
I remember when I was in life, probably was in daycare, nigga. This little nigga was going around stealing everybody raisings. Brou know he was stealing them. I just knew the nigga always had raisins. So when they asked me where am I getting.
The raisins from, I knew did not to tell. I had to talk them.
I took the fall as the nigga who was eating everybody raisins.
But I didn't tell on my partners.
They should have knew who had right time out, well, they should knewho had the raisins.
Who used to have to go ship the most.
I don't think we was even considering things from the adults. But since they accused me of stealing ras raisins, I remember I stole a motorcycle from somebody. You had to do a little motorcycle. You remember a little motorcycles. They used to come in the pack.
It was a nice one too. I took it.
Give me any ship, blame me anyway.
I usually talk though forever one. I used to steal, but I stopped stealing. They used to take what's kid taking it?
Like if I came over your house and you had some nice hot wheels and I wanted one, she'll take one. I'm not gonna let you know which one I like, so you ain't gonna never know his missing.
No, ill I would.
I would steal a little stupid ass ship, like out of Walmart. But I'm gonna tell you why I stopped stealing, because I used to get it blamed for stealing ship that I didn't even steal, Like, why the fun would I still this? Yeah, so I just like, you know what, so fuck that. I'm just gonna stop stealing all together. But I used to steal a DVDs in magazines and why you risky? That's too that's too easy to trace. They put magnets in the DVD. But see when you take them out of that. I was a teenager and I used to open them up in the bathroom, open them up, then take the ship out.
They walk out with Okay, well.
I don't do that. I don't know what they do now. I don't know what they do now. This was twenty years ago. You get fucked up listening to me. Now you're still in corporate ship. Just as a kid, I just took toys and ship. But I think something happened, like, yeah, somebody stole some of my ship. They never looked at still in the same because it hurt. Motherfucker has stole my raincoat? Bro, How the fuck that happened this school?
Motherfuckers?
Why But you know, like as a kid growing up, that day you had to wear your raincoat.
You really didn't want to fucking wear that shit. You can't wear it all day.
We even seen your raincoat in my adult like, yeah, I don't know what bucks you used to have, right, you know, like them lame mans text It was a yellow on one side and blue on one side.
What's I do?
This was back way back the old days.
Bro stole one day.
I'm in trouble every time my mama asked me about this coat. Last day of school, girta, get on the bus. What the fuck hanging up? You're right, thought, what the fuck is Then though they gave it back now that's the real nigga. Fucking bring me in my fucking ringcoat back, that's the real nigga. Don't fucking now if you stole the nigga, you stole it. Nigga, don't never return and stolen ship. I don't want it.
I agree with this motherfucker. You have it back.
One of the worst feelings that's is when the motherfucker stole my car and I got it back. That ship felt like somebody there sucking my bitch. I ain't want that car no more.
You hate they found it? I do. I really, it is instillable. They bullshit? Yeah if they still what what? What? What was it when they stole when they stole my challenge? What was it? It was? Yeah?
Were one nigga told me? Who did it? Like y'all looking engaged vialid activities.
Man, I told you. Yeah, I'm saying at the right point though, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, no more. I gave him like if.
I would have known them, then I might have crashed out disapproved point to myself.
God kept you from knowing that.
God kept me because he just kept on blessing me. I prayed for it a long time ago. Though, So then what I need to be working on.
You gotta work. You gotta pray for patience and strength to keep going. I'm very patient. Shit, know you ain't. You gave up on that Holy water too quick. I'm very patient.
Even if it was a full gazer. You weren't supposed to speak, and you just let God deal with you. Know, I ain't about no goddamn miracle spring order from no Peter Pop.
I do believe that. No, I wouldn't.
I believe you, like, just so you could be mad and this motherfucker let me tell you something about his motherfucking name.
I know you, yeah, but I wouldn't. Goddamn I wouldn't do that. Ship though.
I don't set myself up to be angry, Bro, this shit be happening to me though I don't. I don't like to be mad.
Country to popular belief, you're just easily trigger.
There why I've been through a lot of ship, bro, That's why you're supposed to not give a a lot. I'm not telling you you can't give a fuck a lot. I'm trying. I'm trying, bro, But it's easier now because you know what, I'm making more money than I used to make. Don't stop anything for me, dud. It makes me a lot more nicer.
You're a nicer person with some money.
When I ain't got, stay the funk away from me.
It's horrible, just like that money and we I need money and.
We I saw this this study, you know how they do them looking. I'll be reading studies and shit, man, these one puckers say after like I think it was either after like one hundred and seventy two thousand dollars and that money feeling just go away.
I ain't got it like once you get I don't know what it is. It might bear from person to person, but once you.
Get to a certain when you get to a certain amount, the feeling kind of dies down.
A little bit. I would like to see that. The pursuit of it, I don't know. I think I'm always want me some.
That's the crazy part about money. A lot of money varies from person to person.
You can tell who we got it gains. Oh, it ain't never who you think.
It is what I see you the motherfuckers who got a whole lot of money.
Some somebout between me and you and Nigga. You got more money and you gonna get the hell out of here. Flow.
If you gonna go out, damn lie to the people, we can pull the ouydamn lights off and gone on to the grib.
What make you believe that? Where is this money?
You think I work this hard if I had a lot of money. Yep, you're smart, You're real smart. But what the fuck would you start for? But that's why you gotta keep going Exactly, you only got a certain amount of It's a small window of time that you can make a certain amount of money.
You gotta get what you can't Why you.
Can't write, Well, that's why you can't chase every dollar you would you rather keep the bag of money or try to chase the ones in the fives that fell out when you grab it.
No, I ain't a little.
But my whole experience with money is if people knew what it took to like, really have it, they probably still wouldn't do it. While a lot of people don't go out, a lot of people wish for it, a lot of people. What I'm saying, it's like, what if making money ain't the problem? What if saving money ain't the problem? It's just that you ain't doing.
The right shit.
To increase your value and your work.
That's a lot of people. A lot of people get get comfortable and what the fuck they already got going on.
So it's just a lot of people lose a lot of money trying to chase shit that other people already have. Oh yeah, yeah, you don't even know how they got it right, I know, I never read.
A lot of people don't even be paying Man.
That shit funny though, because if you even think about it, everybody got money, even if it's temporary. Everybody got some money. Everybody in the motherfucker room got some money. Right, fuck the number, everybody got something right.
But once you start adding it up and like.
Seeing how you can live, once you get to certain numbers, everybody, you know what I mean, The quality of life can be so much better with money.
Oh yeah, absolutely. You just do better ship.
You got better accents, you do better ship, You eat better shit, you well better shit, you ride in better shit, you live in better shit.
But it's still ship.
You get what I'm saying, I'd rather it be good ship bad. But even when you get good ship, it's still some better.
Ship than that.
I mean, yeah, there's never gonna be the best I don't believe in that ship. Like there's nobody in that line that it's the first car. Nobody has the nicest car in that cold. Don't think that it's all opinion. It's all that's real subject. It's subject.
It's like cologne.
It's like I said, you might say that this smells good, and this motherfucker might go and say, oh, that smell like ship.
Get that away from me.
Staying that ship? What the fuck is that bugs break? But another motherfucker might want ten cases of that ship. It's people that buy all the ship that we don't like exactly.
You're looking at the mall and things and you're like, who the fuck would buy that? And somebody with the same you put down. Yeah, that happens all the time.
What it is, but that is all money really to get you to do is have better ship.
It's all according to what you want, what you like. Right.
People say money came by happiness. Thin can buy ship that make you happy. So it takes some ship to make you happy. Not really, But like I thought happiness was just within with then I'll reach within my pocket and go and buy something that makes me happy.
But no, stuff don't make me happy.
But I'm just saying nobody, like, you can't buy happiness, but your money can help.
You be happy. Ship make you, help you do, be a tool to get you some aids. I don't know. I don't know.
I think that's why they give people uh money when people die, like the.
Insurance process, Like you'll be sad.
Yeah, Like you know what I'm saying, Here goes something to cushion that fucking sad.
Yeah, because you're gonna be sad regardless.
I don't need sad with some money. I'd rather be sad with some money. I don't want to be said, I ain't got to worry about how pay my goddamn bill.
Hell yeah, that's fucked up. That's fucking That sounds like torture.
Like, God, damn, you don't die and I'm struggling, you dirty, I ain't leave me no money.
Come up with the money to go and send you.
All right, they gonna be like James Broen, that motherfucker might be on the block.
Eyes damn, they ain't going no where here. They can't get e victim. I can't. That's crazy. That why I don't be quick to send nobody no money in jail. I don't know.
My mind be different. I don't know if they got them niggas on their ass or what.
That's not my problem. If you don't send them suthing that a little ten dollars or something, they might get the ass whooped that night. I don't know who it an't gambled.
With niggas in jail, don't know. They gotta pick what they need. I can't hendle your business outside of jail and handler you in jail. And you know, the most bold motherfuckers is the ones who ain't never gave you ship. Oh boy, man, you so all that dope when I was your cousin out said, and you still ain't throw me shit?
Man? What makes you think I'm gonna take care of you through this whole life sentence.
I'll be so glad that the operator to give you a chance to block the goddamn call before you answer. Sometime might be like, I hope you didn't ask my aunt TV the dumb man shit. I hope ain't the tenth motherfucker who that sent you ten dollars to day ten.
Dad for twenty five. I wish I did have motherfucker as for ten. Yeah, that's crazy. So all the niggas who are in the street who don't look out for nobody.
Just know when you go to jail or if you ever do, ain't nobody gonna want to hear them.
Fucking hey, can you look out for a man's call? You ain't look out on the street. Just put some money to the side.
Please save us that's gonna get fucked up.
Don't don't know them save nothing.
You know who don't get no recognition to women who didn't spend all their nigga money while he was locked up.
I don't know nothing.
It's something because I don't know no niggas that left no money when they got locked up.
It's a few that.
I like to see when a niggas, Like I don't like to see when a nigga get out of jail. I just like to see it like that's an unfortunate situation when you do get get out of jail. I like when the niggas be doing good.
God how it is.
You ain't never got to go back to the street, niggas. As long as you're doing good.
Niggas.
Yeah, like he got like you know, he had some ship put to the side when he got out. He went and grabbed it, so he's straight. A lot of niggas don't do that. A lot of niggas out they do have some bread when they go to jail, they have to spend it to get a lawyer or some ship like that, or they spend the time.
You know.
I wonder if the police will ever like have to pull the ship back, you know what I'm saying, like, hey.
Man, hold look, we're gonna run out of criminals.
Man, we got to let these motherfuckers criminalize a little bit then we can get back on their hands. What if they eradicated all the crime, like, what about all the.
Bad month like one day, every one day?
This shit gonna be obsolete.
They already do that.
That why they give the motherfucker a lot of probation the first time they suck up, and now they're gonna suck up again.
So you gone on that though, we'll get you later. You're revolving. That's it. That ship.
Wow, only a few people get the rest to go through that ship. Get on probation, and don't fuck up, because everybody's.
Not the fuck up ship I did. If you know what I'm saying.
It's so many things that can get you fucked up on probation right, so you can move yourself. This is how crazy as big the ship could be. I can be on probation in the power with you. If you get pulled over, right and you don't even get nothing but a warning, and you go tell and you don't tell this probation officers, they can arrisk your ass for that.
You gotta let them know any in.
The action you have with a law enforcement. See it's too many, it's too much red take. But I mean, you know you ain't gonna you know, nine times out of ten you won't go to jail for that ship.
Like see it.
I say, I'm saying if you call your know, I'm saying, if you call your probation off saying, hey, I was in the.
Call my partner, he got pulled over, he got a war. You don't know them for them people down there, Patty, Well they looked like you that look this is your third time. You just ain't learned. That's just no bad draft. No, have a probation nothing but extortion anywhere. Really, Yeah, because you stay property. So if you if you got the money right then to pay the ship. No, no, no, that's for certain ship.
They still some people can pay their fine off and you still be on probation.
Yeah, you just don't. Ye.
See it's minor ship that you go to court for. And then if you don't have your bread, they'd be like, all right, we're gonna put your on probation until you pay the fine off. But when you go to that's the scariest ship though, for that going to court. However, that ship, like when they tell you they'll put your on probation until.
You pay this fan off. Yeah, that shit could go way longer than you.
It ain't gonna be quick. You better go get your goddamn money up. Man, that's not that then some probation. You can't what you said, Hey, that's not my problem.
You can't pay a lot. They'll only accept to serve the math.
You know, you can only pay up to forty dollars or two months in advance. Man, you don't know how probation works. Probation six time, I ain't been on there twice and one time we're back when all broken, then no money forteen.
Just seen the motherfucker lock up the whole goddamn court. Yeah, that lady.
Just on the rampage, that everybody getting locked up.
They wouldn't let y'all pay more than forty.
Dollars, and I think that was in roswell. You can only pay up.
To a certain man. Well, I was one way. Then they break the ship down. They'll be like, this is what here?
Can you afford to pay twenty five dollars a week? And then they'll add them weeks up and be like, look, you're gonna be on probation about this long. That's what I'm saying.
So you can only pay up, man.
I wish the fuck I would have win in my pro based officer twenty five dollars.
I would have had to call my mama.
Okay, they got me down here, they say they need more than need twenty five more. Man, the scary shit ever happened to me in court. I'm damn that hesitant to say this shit. Motherfucker walking me outside the court room and said, look, do you have eight hundred dollars? I said why? I said, because if you have eight hundred dollars, none of this ever happened. Why Georgia, I ain't gonna say, Okay, Well, I said, I got six hundred dollars.
He said, I'll be right back.
My fucking skipped and ran up in there goddamn back room, came out and came leave, came out with the receipt.
I said, don't ever come back here. Oh yeah, that's dope.
I've never had that type of look the nigga, I've never had that type of lok.
That's what happened.
When you be out here chasing comedy dreams, you end up in the little backwards ass town.
Motherfucker.
Don't they tell you got to go to court and people's land up outside and god damn traders wood ramp.
Oh you're already know then they just want the money, because didn't.
That be the places who be like, no, you can't pay it online, you gotta come in pressure.
You can't get no bill bars.
They want all in cash, none of that shit.
No bail buns.
They want all their bread and cash.
It's a spot close to my crib, just like that.
The goddamn jail is a double wide trailer with the fucking around crazy.
My homeboy got locked up.
They wouldn't even can't get no bill buns.
We call them.
You know what I'm saying, Because you think you can go ahead and pay a little twelve percent of getting They want all of it. Man, that small town life be different. Bro, they don't be knowing this, Like I think about this shit. Bro, we had three people working our driving license office. Shit, this wasn't even It's the same three people. I think ninety other people Octal got their license from the same three motherfuckers. My dad was the police, the fucking that Oh my dad or police, the fireman and the paramedic.
That's too much work for a nigga.
He got the drive over there, that's arrest the crooks, put the fire and say your life.
And drop you off. Hey.
He ain't do it all at the same time, though, he did the paramedic and the fire department firefighter ship at the same time. If you go to Oxford now, you wouldn't believe the ship how much that ship didn't changed this shit crazy. At one point I felt like I had went in and damn near every house in there, just delivering piece ain't shit I forgot you used to do. He used to live in piece of Braisen no where everybody stayed at.
Bro.
There's what I don't want to think about it that your Fridgow Nah, that was my second job.
What was your fridgif burger King. How long you did it all through high school?
Probably from tenth to tenth grade.
They probably three years.
I applied for McDonald but they never hird me.
I guess they knew I wasn't gonna fucking cut it. They never had me either, but my partner put me on that burger king.
Everybody, all the niggas on the football team worked at burger King.
Damn near.
I was the coldest wond though you've always been I've been. I was the coldest montherfucker brother. When they used to have like when the managers and shit, the regional manager.
Used to come like make sure colors make this shit.
I used to make them gold stand the motherfucker you know what that is? Them bitches off the commercial look just like nigga. You hit them with that motherfucker. You take that man as hit him with that bitch right there, but you gotta gotta stroke back, hit the circle on the end.
Then you got your glove on.
Then what shredded ladies like a motherfucker. Two tomatoes right four pickles at your onion right there.
Look the bitch fresh off the grill.
So ain't no mic awavee shit nothing straight juice burn you right here on the face. What we get all we get nothing but nothing but the best we over here, damn near five star. All the nuggets is fresh, all the fries are crispy. That was back when when burger King Nuggas were good. I don't want know what the burg King Nuggas used to have cracking. They good.
Christmas for ship.
Now, Nigga used to cook burger King nuggets. I would like to let you know that you haven't never experienced an actual burger King nugget fresh up out the grease.
Nigga.
They used to want you to cook them bitches like ten at a time, right because niggas was if they were there, they was getting eight for every.
Ten I cooked them. I cooked me six of them, bitch, I promised you. I did.
Oh boy, Nigga, I thought we and bended the chicken ten of sandwich.
I really did. We were eating this ship way before it was on the menu. Nigga. We used to do with Nigga.
We used to make fried ham sandwiches right. We used to get the breakfast ham in the French fried grease, right man, and then take the chicken the chicken sandwich.
One man ain't on the bottle Pam she melty.
It's already hot because we're then deep fried the ship man Mayo, ladies, Tomato, come on, brouh.
We was doing all that ship way before it was on the menu. That's why they were limiting what y'all can cook. Nigga, I'm the.
Coldest nigga ever make a Rodeo burger that you know.
I know, I know what going on Rodeo burger nigga before they even later put on still people out there?
You remember what movie was that, like Wild Wild.
West or some ship when she's still.
That's how much people fucking with the burn King selling every burn King centlling. It's ten to fifteen Rodeo burgers every day. Bro I don't even know what's on the wizard the salt, don't.
I'm not gonna eat.
Okay, you would go on a Rodeo burger, nigga, You wasn't in the kitchen with me. I ain't never had to break down a broiler, nigga. You can open the fucking sandwich and see what's on it.
Well, you fingure it out or the one.
But I'm not going to get back with me, hey, And I want you to know that k Cy Masterpiece makes some of the best barbecue sauce in the world. Show that's the ship that's on it. Ye boy, I thought you were gonna get the sauce up just I tried to sling it to you.
And I don't give you ship.
If you was gaving the barbecue, you would not think to get some Casey Masterpiece barbecue sauce, would you?
And that's where you're fucking up at you get no hell that ship? Good? No, mom, I'm not a sauce person and fun with saut he too. I funked with the sauce here. I don't want too much.
I'm a real pick and eat it bro don't. I don't need all that me too. But I'm a sauce mother.
Are you eat all of them that barbecue? No?
I like I like barbecue. I like sweetish salad just like barbecue. It don't give me ship up sweetest salura. So I just want to see where y'all live with nuggets.
They don't have barbecues out. I don't even want to know.
But I'm gonna tell you one thing for shure, I don't fuck with no restaurant for real that don't have good honey mustard, Like if you mustard.
I'll look at y'all different. Who got who got gonna tell you? Man, when is fucked up?
When they used to have some of the coldest barbecue sauce, even the whole fucking restaurant industry.
They fucked that up.
They fucked that all up. McDonald's always been consistent with some good barbecue sauce, sweetish sour sauce. They even still selling hot mustard and that people don't even know that ship is still on the menu. Crazy, well, they fucked up at at McDonald's.
Well when they stopped selling that tight chili sauce. I thought you were gonna say that. I ain't know they had that ship. They fucked up to Michael Jordan, man, that and the Arch Deluxe. The Arch Deluxe shouldn't have went nowhere.
You remember they had the grown people sayingwich yo, Yeah, they fucked up.
When do you remember what Pizza Hu had, the big Foot Nigga, Come on, I'm the king of that.
A lot of people don't remember that ship. I say that they like nigga, what are you talking about? Piece used to have the motherfucker Bigfoot. Well that was the first what the first big box or whatever? The ship I'm the king of that. And what Dominoes had. I don't know the dominator how they ain't Dominoes.
That was that competition. Yeah, oh but look.
My partner from school, hit Mama used to own the Dominoes, right that I ended up working. Hey, we used to go to Dominoes the whole. He bring the whole grade. Everybody make their own piece. That's how cold we was living. We just spent the whole We got the whole third grade that Dominoes naked personal playing pieces. Now, now that I think about it, they might have been trying to trigger us into working for free, but I don't remember.
Pizza bro. We took the pieces of it.
Ain't that ship.
Look you get the little pieza right in the little ship. They write your name on their bits, cold cold.
Look they know I fuck with Sawce so hard. I ain't even ask for this. I ain't no rant, nigga. I don't forward rent. See what I'm saying.
Yeah, I don't feel we rent. I don't like none of that ship. All my ship be all my food, be playing. I don't.
Need let me get some silverware please, or some plastic wear all your food play like my ship playing too.
I don't like no cheese, don't like none of that ship you you can wave? Yeah, you a different breed. Yeah, I thought that was different with the just playing. I fucked with some cheese. No, no, no, no no. I don't want no cheese, don't want nothing.
When I go get my my burger maid, I tell them, but meating bread.
Yeah, and then you don't put sh it on.
I put it up there. I don't want none to do what you put on. Just catch up and mustard. Yeah, that's how I'm living, big thuhing like that. I don't want I don't want them to do too much because you know, a lot of these people they put the whole guy damn.
Ball on the south.
Hey man, you can't trust people to do ship right all the time.
Give me my ship any other time.
I do it myself. Yeah, I'm very piggle. You should be. This is your life, goddamn right. This is a therapy session for you. It is.
I'm just here to hear you out, be your voice of reason.
But I ain't never had no fast food joke. You ain't never work no fast food restaurant.
I tried it, never hurt me. I tried to get a job at McDonald They wouldn't have me. That was it.
You wouldn't have been a good nigga from Nick don No for no fast food.
Nah broh. I think that's a good starting point. What it like.
I think everybody should have to work in like serve, like customer service or food service.
I've made customer service, Joe. Or what I'm saying though.
Is like, if you think about it, they make it. They make like the perception is working fast food is like the worst.
Job you can get, right, but it's based on the wage.
But what I'm saying though, is like that environment teach you so much ship about like structure, how shit really work, and like the allure of how they can manipulate some ship into making the people think that it's actually more than it is.
A definitely I difnitely agree with that.
Yeah, So it's a good starting place if you ever want to see like how how shit breaks down into like anohing NaN's job. But it's people living in that bitch who think they're doing good, who really just not really doing good. You know what I'm like the manager of the Fastball restaurant.
These are the biggest assholes in the world, and they think they're doing good. You had a.
Whole fucking crew meeting about somebody using too much ketchup, you know, like that, Like even if it's your job, you give.
A fuck enough to enforce this ship.
That's what authority does to a loser. Who really when you in kindergarten and they ask you what you want to be, none of them motherfuckers wrote.
Down, I want to be a manager at Berrigan. That's where you end up at. I don't know. I've seen a lot of motherfuckers do it by choice, but.
That's okay, that's cool. That's cool because I've seen a lot of people do it by choice, or not a lot, but a couple.
But I'm saying a lot of people that end up in that motherfucker position. That's why they so low down.
They get up, they don't want to be there, so they're gonna treat you like shit anyway, and then they get that little position of authoritist so it's over with. So of course I expect people to like their job, though, I like man Goose are lucky motherfucker.
They don't like your job. I love my job.
See you know what I'm saying. You a lucky motherfucker to me. I'm trying to expand my job.
That's good. No, I wanted to start a business where I just talked ship on behalf of people. Let me know. I want to know person that you hired this state of ship that you can't say. I would love to when you when you need, if you need to assist or.
They offer some ship like that, think of me, and then I'm any contractor right, so they can say Carlos Miller is not associated with our brand and.
We have cut times to him. The deal is done. Think about it.
Coke hired me to come out and be like, man, they can't say it. I can, right, but you don't have They don't have to know Coke told you to do.
It anyway exactly.
So I'm not gonna know come into business. So what would happen if pelsa on how you just say fuck Coke after you've.
Done that ship?
I should have said them first, but it's so fuck it. I'm open. I'm not lord to no side.
It's a good thing.
Yeah you are, doctor Pepper cause I ain't on either one of 'em who they signed with. There's a Peppsi product, but I think doctor Peppers his own shit.
It's its own shit. It just Pepsi.
It's d Probably they probably back it up a little bit and put it in shit, but doctor Pepper really they own shit.
Coke own mister Peel, I think.
Which is why you saying that I'm drinking both of 'em. That's how I keep it neutral. They're not Corona good in the motherfucker.
I don't eat cheese. I wasn't letting you know.
I know, but I'm just saying again, we were talking about how I pick it.
I was, I don't eat.
Cheat me shit. Damn when that time you ate some cheese, you can't eat the ritos or none.
Of that shit. I don't like to read though, no kind, Nope. If I eat che bruh, it'll be like I eat pizza. But I'm not gonna eat too much.
I'm just saying like, I don't like certain types of cheese. I eat like a slice or two a pizza. I eat that ship. If I go to a Mexican restaurant, I might eat two or three chips a caseo but that's it. I really don't like cheese. It's just somebody that shit I don't funk with. I definitely can't eat no just glob or mac and cheese. That's good because I I don't like a lot of shit, but I'm fucking with that cheese man. Yeah, and that shit tastes good like some funeral macm Bro.
What you win? Mhm? Where you got that from? Is it that whole food cuisine? Cuisine spot? Oh? That bitch crunches like on TikTok. I heard it, well, all like, God, damn what. I don't want to know where you went? Who bro?
This chicken is so good, but I feel like such a nigga eating chicken on camel. Imagine standing in line the grocer snow with a white man behind you, got two watermelons and some chicken wings and the goddamn shopping cart.
I saw some people eating Popeyes on the plane. I was scared.
Yeah, you got to go and eat that ship for you board unless they were standing in the line too long and they had to go and get it and gone get on the plane. I don't want to eat Popeyes on the planet. Told him to put limon pep on this ship. Them put limon pep on everything.
After you done told them the spot. I just wanted some regular as chicken. That why you ain't going to j J? What is that? Does anybody know what they sprinkle on the ship? Cocaine? See cocaine. I've sawd that. I know that's not what it is. That ship is real lemon peppery. You don't even want no more, you know nothing fucked up the goddamn meal. It was good at fur.
The way you beat into that, you could have been a goddamn commercial where their crunch went off. I wanna eat that macaroni. Man, that's too much limon pepper. That's too lemon peppery. That means they ain't season it before they Frieday, now it's seating the hell out that shit.
And they added lemon pepper. Why the fuck would you do that? And you do it hot okay, hot wings, I can see, but not no shit like that, nah. I can't eat that shit be like that.
My life hard enough. I definitely ain't about to do some extra shit like that to make it even rough. You know how hard it is, a fuck up chicken, It actually ain't that hard. I don't like no slimmy ad chicken neither. You got to let it stay in there, grease a little long, and if you bake it, you gotta brailer.
That motherfucker had the perfect crunch. It's just too lemon peppery.
Everybody in here witness that crunch you made. Everybody in the song be want some chicken leaned up? See, sonny don't even like chicken.
She gives me here all you ain't lost, y'all don't want nothing but JJ.
But she don't like chicken low She said, we eat too much of it. Who the fuck is she to teller the chicken Emperor? Some sonny, you don't eat chicken? I like to fuck with saying, be cause sonny, fuck with me. I don't know why they been trying to act like eating chicken. Chicken is good and the mother funny. But I heard it ain't good for us?
Who said such a thing.
I heard chicken all kind of fucked up? Now I heard a lot of this chicken ain't even chicken, No goddamn.
More, What is it? I ain't gonna at official meat, ain't no tailor, ain't no tailing. Well almost be eating you gotta die from something. Don't say that. Don't say that, all right, how when the tongue.
You're right, but we're gonna live and we at least seventy five eighty years old, Well, of course I want to get old enough to drive slow, and that be your your legitimate excuse.
He's, oh yeah, I'll leave him alone. I respect old people on the road. Mm hm hm. I'm telling a lie. I don't give a damn got out the way kye green give come right. Mm hmm.
Sometimes when you see somebody fucking up in traffic, once you ride past him and see who it is, you just kind of let shit go really alone.
I know I do.
I'd be like, are they oh okay, alright? That boy should kept hitting the damn break. You don't let you just lie because you've got road raised me.
I do. I even blow the goddamn horn. Get your old ass out the damn road, Drive off fast.
H That's a classic nigga in the community, the nigga who always yelling some mean ship out the cover, drive off quick. Don't nobody know who it was. Everybody just cavin what Cavin?
What I mean? I don't yell out the window street you can't see me no income.
My tent doork are the people when you be talking to your cousin, they be behind many mother fucking way Gotta drive off quick, you know. The classic responds.
You a job that son, if you want a car hop nigga.
Alright, bruh. My road rages is it's sort of like that. But like I said, I ain't gonna just roll the window down and say nothing nothing.
I don't think I have. I might have the road rays real I know. That's why I'm trying to stop. So you might have to shoot the motherfucker. You might have to. You see the videos on YouTube. People really be like my cousin be showing them to me because he knows, you know what I'm saying. So I don't even like to drive. If I'm not driving, it don't bother me. I like to sit in the back seat, so I don't even see the dumb ship that be going on. I be wanting to see it. I don't because bruh, I don't like how most people drive me. I hate it. Yeah, I let shit go once I see who it is. I haven't. I haven't got to that point yet. That's the thing about it.
Man, mam, just I just let motherfucker go ahead, Like if you just on some bulls shit, I just slow down, let you go on ahead. Sometimes I turn off just because I don't like one the motherfuckers followed me too long.
I mean, well, yeah, of course I go in the dollar tree. The fuck's been behind me for three Like what the fuck they going? Yeah? Yeah, I'm you know what I'm saying. Motherfucker following you or you thought they were, and you're like, if this motherfucker don't turn in a minute, and then they turned off you, I thought so, bitch.
Have you ever been following a person that thought that they thought you were following them because y'all were going the same spot, Like god, damn, I know, the car probably think I'm following them every time they turn, you turn, I don't.
Never see it the opposite way. Only was the motherfucker following me. I don't know. I'm always looking out for shit. I'm always like, you know what, to scare of the fuck out of you? What because this shit didn't happen to me.
When you're just riding somewhere and then you see a motherfucker you know that in the car, but you can't say ship to him like nigga.
That was jail win in the passage of seat on them. This shit crazy. Now let me call this nig jen. You know I'm saying bulldard Damn. Sure he is my nick Damn.
We live in this city. You don't think. You don't never think of who the fuck niggas and you and traffic.
No, you don't. But I don't want nobo.
You don't even know what kind of car they got, so you wouldn't even expect. But I don't want nobody to see me though. I don't want nobody to see what I'm doing in my truck. Okay, sound suspicious.
I just don't you know what I'm saying, Like think about the ship you do with But I didn't tell you loses. I eat them like the Hamburger. No, you know what I'm saying.
I just don't like for you at the red like you don't want nobody just looking at you, You know what I'm saying, Like I don't know.
I'm just like that.
I don't want to I don't want nobody looking at me. I don't want to be look at me. I don't want to be seen. I be at red like like that with tent. Got just enough tent where you can't see who it is, but you can see that it's clearly a nigga.
Yeah, I don't know who it is because I got roll rage. I don't want nobody.
Really seeing me either. They don't really do ship for me. He does a lot for me, you know what I'm saying. Like, think about it. I been at the red light smoking and ship. I don't want to police see nobody see me licking a blunt. I can understand why you wouldn't want nobody seeing that. You should have already have your blunts. Road You shouldn't be rolling up.
And still I'm still a wild singer nigga. I can do what I want to do, Like all right, you know, all right, I still do ship in my truck. You still be fucking in the car, this childish nigga. All right, I got my dicks up the public the other day.
Now that's the type of this is why you got road ray.
I gotta do anything.
I don't know.
It's just I know they're associated some kind of way. Why would you? Why would you do that? But that's what we meant it. You met it and and got the head right now. No, we met there. What look is not your hotel? No it's not. Why would you do some public ship and public stuff? Not Kroger public right now? Kroger is so low class. She's gonna you're gonna scar somebody.
No, you they didn't see it because I got five percent tent and I got thirty five with my win year.
You can't see ship nothing.
I like my car toomuch. You ain't really got to give me no head in the car. What you mean I'm sucking around the here the piehole crack one of That's why I did that public.
I can't drive and get no head. I stand again, good ass drive worm getting some head. I'm about cast state on. It just depends on what car man.
You could drive against her head. I gotta concentrate on one of these motherfuckers.
I'm not gonna be a doo for m I rather.
Concentrate on the head I'm putting the public man. I'm telling you that I was hit that man, that damn blow dog. Get to get feeling too good, MH. I don't want no head where I can drive. I don't want no head where I can operate. I don't want to be any function. I need to be able to do nothing but get head. I guess I'm a better nigga than you.
Yeah, because I can't drive. I dodnet drove state, y'allad, I'll tell.
You I done drove across. I done made long road trips where I got plenty head.
I'm putting over SHD. I'm putting over I can't take that speed.
Limit, hit way different speed, lemon head, Now the head, do get good. You're gonna tap the motherfucking junk.
Want good time? Man, So you wanted to lad on?
I want don't get this notohing and and and we can get on nothing road.
I'm good. Fuck how long you last again? If the drive long enough?
This is not the last time long it's not.
Yeah, she can. She can give me head eleven times from here to Birmingham. And that ain't money too. I hope you got she had sucked my twenty two times there in back boy trip. Yeah.
Now get nothing but the best of treatment. I'm what I pull up at the rest, I won't that's where the serial killers be at it on ben my rem well, at the risk they won't see me. They come up to man you gotta be a brave motherfucker to walk up to an automobile. You can't look in especially mine. You think a serial killer give a fuck about your five They ain't gotta do. They gotta be a sniper because if you walk up on me, I'm gonna fire your ass up.
Okay, you're not gonna walk up on you.
Serial killers be smart little white men. They're not the fucking villains. But I'm not getting out of my truck that gets some head and on the flow. I got do whites, my wife, but dick off and drive off.
I do it later.
I ain't getting out kicking my tires and ship like that.
I'm just getting my head off. I didn't know you were so nomadic, just outside, just pushing the limits. I used to say, a crack how you doing?
You're right, I forgot you already sold your soul. You can't even you can't even be a good person.
I'm a great person, not you. So cracked, bro. You're trying to bring down the whole black community. No what't? Yes? You were they black A we gonna get.
It from someone exactly. That's the same ship white man telling them when they taking ship from.
I didn't see a crack the crack heads long. I started to say to the people who sold the crackheads, Well, I don't know if this is your biography moment or what, but you're still sold cracked in the community. I did hate black people, Hey, I sold the white people Mexicans. I wasn't.
At least you didn't just destroy your own No, a white people in Mexican had the most money. Who used What was the schedule, like, at what time of day did what people show up? It depends show up in the evening or they was up early morking. I was don't you come get no crack before ten o'clock because I had laid out too.
You missed so much money.
No, I didn't want no money ship in the country, in the city. You miss money like that in the country. No, because you gotta think about it. Most of them crackheads at work now on the first That's the hell of a statement that you made, because most people don't even know that most crackheads got jobs that they You know, how many of your custodians in your school and your cafeteria people smoke crack meal all night too?
Every night? Ship here, you mean all weekend, they get paid, they credit the crack. See that's how I got my fur. Almost got my friend Rob Richard crediting them upfucker crack till they got paid. Damn.
Yeah, I said I was a rookie in the crack game, and he felt like he wasn't gonna pay me. But see, I'm that nigga that going out.
You got to show me. So what it wall.
He would credit the dopo up until Thursday, get paid on Thursdays, and he pay off you know what I'm saying, the niggas he done got the dope from. But this particular Thursday, he gonna pay off the big niggas, the grown niggas, and shoot me some bullshit.
I ain't get paid today. We get paid tomorrow.
So I know it's some bullshit because I already seen a mother nigga hang around down the block, you know what I'm saying, waiting on it to be in the corner to get their bread. So I was like, all right, I'm getting to tomorrow. So tomorrow on Friday, car he paid right on through me. Then, you know what I'm saying, Like cool, So it's a juke joint now at the end of the street where they go party Thursday through goddamn Saon and I know what time he came home.
Anyway, he got a.
Path by my crib to go home all black ja like I got on a waiting on his ass to pull up.
He had one of them bw it.
So you know when you put the guy damn car and part the damn doors unlocked, I ran up and snatched the guy damn door and put the gun in FA I'm thinking it's.
Gonna go like on TV when the motherfucker see the gun, they give up the ship.
This nigga go yelling and shit, it was too quiet. He wouldn't shut up, so I ran Hell I was, but.
I ain't would have went good. If my grandma wanted to lock the front door.
I had left the back door open so I can run in the back and go in want nobody to see me. And she locked the back door, so I had to go through the front door. He saw who I was, so that why I don't commit crying like it.
Never works for me. Damn, you're playing fail. Yeah, he's saying who I were? He called the police. Now the police fuck with me heavy, You know, there definitely wasn't enough for you to have to rob it back. How much dope do you credited out? He was stupid, like two three dollars?
Oh yeah, you was a crash out, You off these streets telling selling crack, ye ruining people's lass. I had a warn eye when I was doing stupid ship, So the police didn't even give a fuck when they pulled up, They're like, bro, you gotta want I won't give a fuck back now of that ship that're.
Here talking about. Come on over them.
You out here committing crams against crackheads. Wow, you had to be a throw it off nigga to rob a crackhead.
I wanted my bread.
It's a crackhead.
He's a function of crackhead.
Give my money, don't give a fuck.
I want all of mine. I ain't not here giving away crack. I'm selling it.
You didn't even need the money though, Who didn't that while I was sending the boxing crack? Just nobody sending you were selling cracking in there two hundred dollars.
Yeah, but I still wanted it. You know how high? Don't?
Well? It was crack.
Cocaine was ten to fifty of the ounce back. Then I needed all my ten fifty four ounce yep. Back then, I don't know what they're doing that shit. I don't do that ship.
I'm glad you don't know.
Yeah, crating proud out there, cricking. Don't none do that, stupid mother.
That was the crack right now, probably cause you damn the three grand with the inflation.
It's close. It probably about thirteen fourteen to be unshed. Bro. If going there, that's for some regular ship.
And then when they can come with a straight glass, then what he's gonna tell you.
Well, I'm talking about the powder before you cook it, because you know, I you they did it.
Ran out of cocaine, ship, bro, Ain't it ain't the eighties they got the white people been panicking for the lung.
That's why no good movies came out. Cocaine out there, bro, I'm telling you. You see dead Pool came out right, I don't watch that means the pack came in. You see. They find a dope on the ocean, on the shore.
What you think that's for? That's them people sitting. That's the dope they ordered because it's white people. Ran out of cocaine, Bruh. They ain't made no Harry Potter movies.
So something finished start coming back out. I watch. I'm not saying you lying, bro, Sa asked, I'm letting you know, Bro, look at all the ship that been going on in white America. Let you know the cocaine that ran out. Well, it's something in Black America. You ain't enough. It might not be. You don't know.
They do cocaine every day, so the numbers drink brouh. That's why they had to take out all the motherfucker king pin.
They getting it somehow. B don't have enough. You could tell when it's some overhell cud prices go down.
They ain't made no cocaine decisions in a long time. I remember what white people got good cocaine despite the racism. America be all right to live in. It'd be fun like a lot more often than Look at all the years that white people had good cocaine. I know they was getting high than the motherfucker ninety six. That was peak white people cocaine.
They were with you. They didn't give a fuck that they had the Olympics in Atlanta, Bro, You're right, a lot of shit went off. Bro got all bro oh j the plug.
The been the plug for them for the longest he used to work for them. I'm all right, bro, Bro, I'm not and you want it.
I'm just like, hey, I.
Gotta understand how some of this ship works when we live in America.
Right, like the majority of people do.
They do most of the ship right right, And you know how small our little community is. Now, you know we can if they out number six seven, eight to one, you know they drug use is gonna be eight to ten times high. And now, but how the fuck we're the ones that do the most time for the drugs. It ain't just because the ship illegal.
You just fucking up the amount of drugs that they gonna have for them.
They have the drug game.
Oh I'm done understanding it. That ship ain't never gonna stop though it ain't. It's so much money. Look how much bad.
Publicity crack has gotten over the last twenty years and people still smoke it.
I wonder how is still a new crackheads? You you shouldn't be able to get the motherfucker. Try some ship on the right now.
The crack is an introductory drug now, oh yeah, but still crack.
How do you get a motherfucker to smoke crack? Now you since you've been a fucking kid, you've.
Seen a guy there crackhead, and nothing glamorous is about that.
Like, you know what's crazy? Cracked only came out in their generation. Like you said, some of the new shit, what is it? Cracked? No, give me something. It's the same shit that ruined my life.
Like, Okay, people like in the seventies and eighties, they kind of get passed. Yeah, but now when you started smoking crack after after eight or nine, you.
Don't get a pass. No, think about it. Twenty five years ago, damn, twenty four years ago, two.
Thousand, they they got crackheads who have been smoking since then.
Right, But I'm saying, how do you start smoking crack? Then? You know what the fuck is gonna do to you? Nothing?
Like, there's nothing about crack that has ever made me say I can.
Hear a little bit of that shit and still be good. I never wanted to hear it. But I'm just saying, I know what the fuck crack a new to you? I don't even have to be able to have. So did you even become a new crack head? That's what to turn you on to some cracking? You know where I can get some crack. No no, or they'll turn you on. If you got some money, they'll turn you on because they want to smoke.
Yeah, that's how I met the crackhead at the most money I ever made for it was a white guy. He tried to kill himself in home depot, but on the cameras it looked like their fault. So while he was in the damn hospital, they settled out with him.
So he went soup.
He just and then he had chicks coming every much. So what he did was he moved back home to my hometown. He had the old house he fixed up or whatever. So he was slick, old racist white man.
He was slick. He had got to racist. But he'll come on to smoke crack. No, I'm telling what this.
He got the niggas in the hood who smoke crack to come do here, little yard working ship. So he asked her one day he had to. I ain't gonna call the nigga name, but it was one of.
My favorite one.
He asked him, said, hey, what it is you do? So he looked at him, said crack. So he said, what does it do to you? He said, you want to find out? So he said the man, the white man. He couldn't even smoke the shit itself. He needed them to do it. He couldn't stuff the pipe, he couldn't fix the can of none of that shit. So the dude who already smoked crack, he came and got it from me. But he never spent more than ten dollars. He ain't even had a whole team. Y'all had seven dollars, but one of the die.
So he came to me and had a one hundred dollar bed, Like whoa, whoa, what the hell you got going on? Because I thought he was the police.
So when he started going across the street getting it for about a week, and that dude didn't go to jail. The dude across the street went home one day, I'm sitting in the driveway smoking the blunt, so I was like, hey, what you need.
He wanted to spend one hundred again, so I find out where he was going.
So I'm like, hey, tell your partner to hit me up, cause you know what I'm saying, y'all got too much shit going on.
So my ol G told me, you know what I'm saying, when you go round there, you need to put it on him taking your bed shit.
So the first time I went round there, I put a half a cook on the table and said, whatever, y'all donn smoke. I'll come back and get it, knowing God damn well, they gonna smoke every gram.
Of this shit.
So by about three o'clock in the morning, they called me back they needed some more. The dude who had the money, I used to drive him to the bank on my mama. One day he passed out. Whatever medicine used to take for pain, he passed out on the way to the bank. That's how I saw how much money he had in the bank, because I had to go to the ATM for this motherfucker had open one hundred thousand dollars in the bank.
I know, goddamn well, I got seventy of it.
That's how stories with Justin Whitehead, Hello, I'm your host, Carlos, and then Justin Whitehead would be telling us about the days where he used to sell crack cocaine.
Those days are over.
How I went to jail o that same dude because his brother found out his brother was stealing his money.
But his brother saw his money like a decreasing at a rapid amount. He probably still getting checked. Yeah, he getting a check, but he ain't got that lumps on no more. I'm sure of that. Hey man, life happens fast. It'd be like that. I needed that. It's crazy. A lot of people ain't going crazy. When I said I needed that, I needed him to go tell on me.
So because I wasn't gonna stop what I need, you wouldn't have stopped. I used to just tell people I want to be a comedian.
I don't have no I didn't get on stage until after I had caught the charges. Man, you said you wouldn't have stopped selling crack. You enjoyed it. You had a lot of fun selling crack.
Because you had power. But it was everybody who never sold crack. They'll never say it, but it looks fun, Oh it was. It ain't worth The drug dealers like fun. If you take out the going.
To jail and ship. Drug dealers have a very it's fun interesting life. Yeah, but it's it's but it's the same old ship.
You're really it's really a trap for real, because you ain't like you got If you don't have a team doing the ship for you or whatever, you're really stuck in the same you fucked up.
If you got a team doing it, everybody finna go to jail. I mean myself, I can't stand him up for your shoot up.
Everybody in the hood, as soon as they hear how much time they get ship all over theyself. Oh, by myself. That's a lot of work to be doing. Selling cracked by yourself. That ain't easy, not really, because I mean I was in a small town, so it was just like all I know, there's a lot of work thinking about it. You gotta find the plug now.
I have to find it. That's why I got there. You got the plug.
Now you gotta get this ship right. You gotta cook up all this crash. That's the fun part, putting that coach.
But you ain't never have a bitch's cook in your crack like Nino Brown. No, But what's the point.
The point is when I dropped eighteen grams and it's god damn coke and stretch it back to twenty three, twenty four, I know, it's a good goddamn time.
I don't give a fuck. It was the money I wanted it, but it was also the rush, you know.
I remember how I used to get pulled over with a half a cook in my drawer and the police searching this bitch.
I'm scared to hell of it. At the same time, I know you're not gonna find it.
The only part about the dope game, I hate it, like not even going there, what it is, going to jail when they made me take all my.
Clothes off and coffin squad, that was the worst.
That was the most humillionare he like niggas, I ain't got no more fucking cocaine I'm throwing out in the water.
Why I'm stripping in him coughing.
Ass nigga and shit like brou I hated that ship, that all of that ship, not the mug shot, not being in court, not being in jail, not my mama's looking at me when she bailed me out.
That ain't cruel and unusual punjament. It shouldn't be.
And then they sent an old ass nigga in that with me burthera God damn do it, bro, I'm like Dawn Bro suit him, man, I'm like, brother, do you think I had when I'm shuing for because there was never in my life and playing with new niggas to see me nigga, bruh. They were like, you drove off from the police, so we don't know what you did with the dope, I said Burke. I almost told him I threw the ship him.
I was like, bro, I ain't got no dope on me, like you gotta cough. Got why you say o me?
Because they want they think I have still deny selling drugs always in the end.
No, no, no, no, no no no would the war.
He pulled me over and he said I had cocaine. So that's why he didn't get nothing off of me. He just said I had it. How he dow that somebody told them that what I'm telling you right then? How longer that day?
Yeah?
See I was headed to take some dope somewhere and he wouldn't wait on me to pass by. But the people I were taking it too didn't have nothing to do with it. It was just he was watching out for my car because it's a small town. I was the only leiker down there with a white autist, so here he knew to pull over. That's a lot. Then you get into a high speed chase and I rolled the funk off. I told him, look low speed speed, Oh it was high. I could have been yep.
I gave that bitch every goddamn thing you could do too.
Yes, sir, they have been proud of me. I ain't rot the motive. I blew a transmission up because when he pulled me over, I was in the grass and I was trying like he had my hand out of the damn woman. So when he seen the bad hanging out my wonder, I was trying to drive him like, all right, I said, look, if you let me get out of get me to you. I just wanted to run to get the dope off because I had pistols on it. Everybody no pistols and doped on me. Absolutely not. Wouldn't let me get out, so he staid hold of my hand out.
The fucking woman.
So brut just how these lights shining down on me right now, I swear to God, the fucking the Lord opened the damn cloud and came through my son and reminded me.
I was so nervous I never put my car in part.
When he pulled me over, I just had both of my feet on the break, so he got both of my hand out the goddamn woman. And you think I'm gonna let you're reaching this big and get this goddamn plaster. All right, I said, let me out. Now, he wouldn't let me out. I just hit the goddamn gad But it was in the grass. So the front wheel drive that big spending. I had to take my knee to get the goddamn sleeer with So finally he said I was bullshit. He jumped the foot back once the car got on the pavement. Oh it's out of here.
He wasn't there. But God, bro, because there's no way I could do what the fuck I did.
I'm not that smart.
I'm houling ass. I'm not paying attention in front of me. To all my religious people, it won't God.
God, no, apologized, God would never assist you.
And yes, and from the God that was the devil. No, it was, I don't put it crack. I would never get a deal with that kind of create the deal. That was the deal. Bronna tell you, all right, let me tell you. When I pulled it a crack to s no, we don't well, I didn't drive away. No no no, no no no no no no no no no no. The way that they got would it came down and said, go my son, Yep, that's exactly what he said, He said, he said, I ain't playing with your and I drove the book on Bruh. I'm not even this smart. The dope was tied up. See this is why, this is how he saw it. I had cut all the dope up and fifth the slam because it's easier for me to just go ahead and cound.
I ain't gotta take no extra ship with me. If something happened, I can just get rid of it quick. So all right, I'm riding down the street. I got the dope sitting there like up under my emergency break in the spot so they won't break up. I don't want to have to argue with nobody about this shit being the ground or whatever.
I had it. So when he pulled me over, I took the dope and put it in my pocket.
I had on them lead five or one, cause then what was poplar back in like twenty eleven, whenever I caught the charge or whatever. So when I put the dope in my pocket, when I pulled my hand out by that much of the plastic came out with the shit, so I didn't see it at first. I'm just so nervous, like, man, this shit need to God damn he need to gone ahead or whatever. So when he come up and see my pistol between the sea the whordover like it's registered, like hey, fuck it.
Like he see the pistol with though, that's all he worried about.
So he like, hey, stick your hand out the window, let me get you know what I'm saying. Well, first he came up and at me where the guns or what the dope was. I told him I ain't had no dope. I just had a couple of guns. So he like, I see that out in between your seat for my safe and stick your hand out the window.
And let me grab it.
So I'm like, all right, cool, bruh. I've been through this shit one hundred times. They normally make sure the gun clean, send me on about my baby. No, not this nigga. So I didn't know I had been told on at this point. So when he when he took the gun, he got the gun, he put it on top of my car.
So at this point my hands were still out of the window.
Big a white dude, he got one hand around both of my my reach, so he holding my shit out of the window like it.
So he like, is that marijuana hanging out of your pocket. I looked down to see the plus I was like, I'd be damn. So I'm like, nah, it ain't marijuana. So he said what is? I said, bro you let him get out. I'll just show you what it is. Window. So he's like, no, I can't let you out. I don't even know why I want to gouy cause we in this country ass part brouh. It's nowhere for me to go, like nowhere. So then he like, he said, I can't let you out. So on my mama bru.
His hand was. It was slow motion coming in the window, reaching for that band, and at the same time it just like the sun shine down on my gift ship and reminded me I never put the bitch in park.
So you think you finna reaching here? Get this goddamn bag of cocaine if you want to. That bit was spinning in the ground. I ain't got that. Say what you know? He said, what you doing? I said, you better get the.
Hell out the way off and the goat so broke, I drive off when I get When I finally get in on the pavement, we saw the kind of in a curve at this point.
That's that's what I'm telling you.
Y'all said it's somebody hitting me with this ship, because it wasn't me, it's the devil.
I'm not paying attention to the road at all.
I'm looking behind me, trying to make sure he behind me, but I'm also going in my pocket trying to get the dope. Now I gotta not and Aaron tied the bag and or not, so I know not well, I don't know this, but the person who were driving no not to throw the dope out with the damn dope still in the bag.
So I bite the goddamn bag, open it, and poll the.
Dope out while I'm right. So I get up the road a little bit more. I dropped the plastic cat. I'm not smart enough to do that shit. So I get on the road like another one hundred feet and then it.
Hit me, nigga, you're running from the police. And then I'm like full.
So at this point I see police coming this way, this motherfucker behind me, and it's an intersection right here to the right.
They coming there work, So it's a stop sound, like I say, coming up. So I'm gonna stop right here anywhere because like I don't even need to run.
I got out the car, get on my there, you put my hand on police get out, get on the ground. I'm like, I'm on a grind. So he said, lay out. I said, all right, don't shoot me cause he got a gun out. So he came and ran on me, hopped on my beck, ripping on my pockets and shit to my where is I said, what where's what?
He said, where's that bag? I said, man, I ran cause you were trying to choke me.
Again. I don't know why I said that shit.
I just said the ship. So hey, yeah, I do beat the shit. Now I can talk about it. So yeah, this it wasn't dismissed. I beat this ship. I can talk about it. So God damn. So they searching me, they searched the call whatever.
I'm sitting in the back of the police car praying, nigga, I hope I didn't drop now one of these.
Fucking slabs while I snatched that bag over softer. I see him just tearing up my car. Hen't find it on the inside.
So now he's trying to figure out how to open my trunk because the country is don't know how to open the all the trunk. So I'm just sitting in the back watching him do it. The police come back up. He told the police to go back, hodh through something out. They don't find shit. They done ran all over the cocaine, looking for me, looking for the damn looking for the doe. Because it's it's in a highway. People get out of church. They're driving over the shit. I can imagine all that. Good God, damn, I got it on them tire.
So uh.
The last officer came back, he said, all I found was this. It was my glock that was on top of my car. It flew off when I pulled off from him. So they said, all I found was this. There's no cocaine out there.
So he had it in the back, he had it in the bath.
I know it was cocaine. You a fucking lie. You didn't get to see what it was because it was in my pocket. All you saw it was plastic. So what I told him the plastic was it was a hot dog spot back in my crib called Monroe. They used to have some brownis wrapped up in the plastic at the cash resk. I used to get them bitches all the time. So I said they would have word it just a plastic gonna see unto the fuck you ting about because I never had a cocaine tough before, so you can't sit out with my ship. So but anyway back to he locked me up because he didn't find no cocaine. So what he locked me up for was attempting to lose abstruction of the officer out evaded assault on the officer because when he was hanging in my winter and I drove off, that put it life in danger. So they gave me aggravator sort of officer for that shit. So I'm sitting in the hold and Seal this on a Sunday. Don't sitting in the hold and seal wait on nothing to book meal with them.
He goes back.
He called the fucking police department. He said, hey, ad possession of cocaine.
To the charge.
So I'm like, how the fuck it to my ad possession of cocaine to the choice. So I'm thinking, okay, they don't find a piece in.
The car, they got to be with it. He found a piece in the car.
He went back to the scene and got the bag and wanted to charut me with the residue. Now, back then, I didn't know that, but he can't charge me because you didn't.
Bring it to the jail.
But the lady got to do what he said, so they added the charge of him. So, like I said, I didn't know to say that this man tried to choke me. He had recently got fired from the Shaff's department for shooting up here on police car, saying that a black man shot it up or shooting at him, and he shot at the black man.
So he got fired for some raise this shit.
My lawyer found that shit out and he told me, so, okay, all right, that's all I need to know. So when we pulled it, we get the discovery, and the dash cam is and the DVD is in the discovery, me and my lawyer looking at it. He was like, was he trying to choke you? Then I was like, he wasn't trying to tell me. He said, was he trying to choke you? Then I said, yeah, that's when I drove off that he's trying to toll me in is okay, we can ride now. I don't have no prize, I don't have nothing. Let gonna so we get the court. I get locked up. Like December eighteen twenty eleven. I end up going to trial July of twenty twelve. So this ship was fast. My lawyer and for a speed trial. Hen't want to get them tied to get none of the shit to go. So we go in to do the ship. The lawyer come in, I mean the tollly come in, the DA come in. They trying to charge me with all the cocaine. The judge like, there's no cocaine on the table. If y'all don't have no coke, we're gonna dismiss. We're gonna, We're gonna dismiss trial for today. We're gonna we're gonna or recess to the mark. If y'all don't have no cocaine tomorrow, we're gonna throw the cocaine out. Mind you, I told you I had crack. They come back in and it they would have half an eight ball. That's some powder.
What yep? Trying to hate me? Do you know how many people really being hung by that shit? B on my mama.
They come back in out of the next day. I told you what I did with my dough. I poured that shit out.
It was crack. I can say this shit now. It was crack. I pulled it out. They come back and court they would have half an eight bottle.
They don't win to got out of their evident room on somebody else. They really tried to railroad me, Bro, That's why I don't fuck with that shit. No more like they really tried to railroad me. It's really innocent people, you know, or people.
Who they didn't really get, you know, legitimately.
They were trying to plant that shit on me. So what the judge said, He was like that on the table, don't look like what you're saying is a cocaine on the dash can.
So they were like they want the recess for to go to lunch and some shit like that.
So we came back from lunch. My lawyer said, they offered you a plea bardon song, Like what is it? First is out, like, Bro, I told you that I ain't taking no plea bark So that he was like just hit me out, so like what is it?
So he was like five serve two.
So I'm like, nope, not doing it. I want to hear the ship. So then he went and told him what I said. They told him all right, we'll drop the cocaine. And he's still serve five. I mean still do five?
Do too? So somebody, what the fuck is it? All right? Cool? I know what they ain't got ship? They do it? So I went and took it in front of them. We ran the ship and.
The only thing they found me give to an attempting to you lose in a structure because they couldn't prove he was trying to choke me and they couldn't prove to him that what he was saying that I was driving away to throw dope boy. So I beat all their feeling the ch other. So I got all my guns and all that shit back. So I was like, fuck that ship you want me to do?
Coming? All right? I'm gone this nigga here, man, I ain't clapping for you. He's so cracked. That was it. He's so crack in the community. Hey, some of your favorite rappers sold crack in the community. No they didn't. What they did? They? Yoh, well I really did it.
They can have that ship because it was like ro it's nothing to glorify like kids, don't do it.
Go learn your trade. Many niggas you got know.
You're selling crack. How long were you selling crack.
From? Don't answer that don't answer that, that's what they might not be. Don't say no, don't say.
Ship not long not because a small town. And I was so fortunate I didn't have to start like a lot of people ain't gonna know a fate like I just was crack game. Yes I met that like my O G knew that the plug plug, So you know what I'm saying, Like ship, it was times like I say, it was time cocaine with ten fifty. But we'll meet a motherfucking plug who will come from Douglasville and they'll have they'll drop the.
Shit on the table. We do the normals.
We're getting the ship like six fifty out, so we selling the shit for ten to fifty and like.
We eating, but it's like m hm, those were the days.
So but you know when you eat like that motherfucker's in the hood. They hay, no, they get caught, They going to jail.
Why y'all a nigga at him?
He the ones he's telling all the god damn dope he got more than I got.
Y'all worried about this little shit? Oh he is.
But I had such a clean image. I stay out the way. I don't do shit own party. I don't do none of that, So it's like they didn't know nothing about me. It took a white man to literally go down there and say he's selling dope, and they got on me quick. You know, it takes a couple of niggas to go tell on you. One white person tell on you, they get the goddamn whole spoil on the game. And number one, that's crazy.
Well, kids don't sell them, don't say a dope, don't smoke it, don't smoke it. Yeah, but America loves some drugs.
This whole country is one big dope thing.
You've seen that.
That Painkiller documentary on Netflix is Painkilling, very interesting ship. I saw one about It's like, yeah, is it about that? I hadn't seen that on it FL but I saw a document. Matthew Broderick is in that ship. You gotta check it out. That it's about the family who started all that ship. These motherfuckers was low down too, bro They purposely got people adept to do it, absolutely the whole country. So it wasn't for pain, it was for it was for the pain. Oh, but they knew the ship.
They knew that people everybody wouldn't taking it for pain relief? You know what I'm saying when they concocted ship, or is it intentional to make it addictive as hell? Yeah? Yeah at all.
They added the ship and that it'll make you addicted to it, Well they ain't even necessarily once they found out what it was.
They added a whole bunch of that ship.
Is that necessary for pain though, or is that just something that makes you so fucked up that you can get.
That more mind thing? Anyway? What it is, yeah, because you see it be in pain, but your brain somewhere now you ain't feeling shit.
Oh, you're feeling good in the motherfucker That's why the people addicted to it schedule.
Think about it.
If you've been in pain, like people who legit used the motherfucker right, who've been in pain for years, who had twenty one surgeries and ship bone the bone ship, this shit hurt for real.
Now this ship worked for them, but they need it, right.
But it's the more motherfuckers over there who they done found a way to crush that ship up on fire.
Shut up. They done found a whole nother use of this ship. So now they got a whole nother different kind of addiction.
It's legit for what is legit, But then you still might have get addicted to taking the motherfucker because it's gonna make you feel.
Good so much. The difference in taking it my mouth and crushing it up and shooting it up. Hey, man, crushing it up and shooting it up, that's when it's drugs. That's drugs. Drug then and already the drug you could have left it. Ship. It's a different effect because you putting it in your I.
Guess somebody just wants it feels better if they direct injection. Yeah, because I don't feel like I'm not like if I gotta get funked up, like that was the only way to get high off a weed, I just wouldn't.
I'm not sticking myself with ship, nothing, nothing you.
I don't want to fuck drugs. Man, if we gonna do it, I'm good. That's gonna be good enough that ship. I don't weed in the nap puss that drug.
You ain't gotta tell me I'm we addicted that ship. Look at that. Look at the links you'll go through for pussy. Look at much I'm paid for it, damn.
At least when at the end of your life and they looked at all the shit you spent money on. You probably spend a thirty year income.
On some puss or pursuit of pussy.
You know, like if you was gonna write it all off, everything can be under the category needed some clothes for some pussy, car.
Like work. Ten thousand dollars a year on hair cut? Nah, I got damn bruh if you could. I'm pretty sure some people that can't write that shit off they know how to write that shit off.
Yeah, it's expensive, yeah, some type of way. I ain't met the type of people yet. I need to find out how to get my money back off some of the edible arrangements. Man, God damn, you gotta start sending. You gotta get your company name.
I've seen it like that.
Yeah, the date is, the bit is the uh, it's a business. Then you're having a business meeting and the edible arrangement and shit, that's you know what I'm saying. It's a cost of doing business. Yeah, that's promotion for your company.
Oh yeah, well is that how you write ship all? I don't know. I don't know.
The tax you might have to just hire a tax professional. I got that that would be the best advice.
Taxes taxes ate my ass up last year. That sounds freaking but yeah, how are you a tax profession? I got to what you waiting on?
You know what I'm saying, like you know, like I have to I ain't did it. I ain't waiting no ship, just like, yeah, you should just do.
You need to get on that immediately. I have to really do it.
Ain't about just saying how much you're paying taxes.
There's a lot of ship. There's a lot of money you might be.
Missing because of taxes because you're not writing off the right ship.
For your business.
Mhm yeah, something that ship get you a good lawyer, tax person, and then balt for I.
Gotta give me some more money. You talking about hiring all these motherfucker It's not they're gonna work with your budget, Nigga.
They can't charge you the same shit they charging uh Art the blank for you ain't got aut the blank money. I don't how much money you think motherfucker's gonna charge you to.
Manage a little bit of money. Na. Ultimately, like lawyers and shit, they need regular clients too. Lawyer, you ain't you gonna just pay the retainer man. You just so they'll be able to answer. You'll call it. That's it.
It ain't like you paying them seventy thousand dollars a year. You ain't got your pain the pretty much did you? Just putting some down just in case something happening. Hey, Hey, I'm introducing myself so you'll know who I am. I'm the nigga senting that one hundred dollars a week down now in case I slapped the shit out of somebody. It ain't like you playing on the record, O case or nothing, nigga, just in case something happened, somebody hit your something.
You just need a good lawyer on the team. They and you know then you need an entertainment lawyer.
Makes you ain't get the two different layd You need a criminal lawyer and the entertainment law.
You need a lawyer to keep you free and the lawyer that can help your feet cool.
Yeah, they read over them contracts and get to the fine print and they call you back and be like.
This one of the worst contracts I ever seen. And they type them and sell them to you, just like why you say that? And they say, well, you do understand if you do this show there. They're gonna use this shit forever.
And it's a lot of language in there that you need to really be able to have somebody understand because these people full of shit.
I can believe it.
Yeah, sometimes it's just shitty deals. It looked like good opportunities, but they don't really be.
Pay you a little nothing and usually move flight south of that time, sit to be on TV forever. Twenty years later, you still flipping later at night. Man, I can't believe you no money off of this shit nothing? That's crazy. How do you send a person to deal like that? They know what the fuck is?
And people say, obviously you know what I had somebody I hired somebody to do just every couple of months, just go and find my money.
What you mean money that's old to me? Oh you know? Yeah, yeah, you be going to find out kind of money you know? Motherfucker?
Oh you when you have to pay somebody to go find it, damn me.
The craziest ship is the people you have to hire when you need ship done, You gotta hire some people. But they are business for a reason though, because so much the results are so much better. I could.
They know what to do, They know who to talk to, they know where to go. Just sometimes you just gotta ask the right question.
You ever found out that somebody did some ship that you ain't even know they did. Oh yeah, you know a nigga. I got to know the Republic, get a know of Republic, what I really do? Yeah, it's like that. Yeah, but you never know, so you really need some shit.
I'll be trying to connect with people and you're like strategic positions.
That's why I love this show. I'd have met some of the coldest motherfucking people, Like just the fans. It's this girl. She a whole ass scientist man, like she invented some shit. I forgot what it was.
I'm gonna have to go back and look she was on the show.
She was just a fan.
She was just a fan working on some kind of dope as research that had got a whole lot of money put behind it. I forgot exactly what it was. I ain't heard from in a while. But it was just cool to connect with these people. Know, it's really some dope people and me being some dope ass people. It's some dope people in the world. It's a lot of people in the military with top secret jobs that be fucking with this too, well, not top secret jobs. But they got the top secret clearance. I mean what you mean now, they got the clearance to go back there with the top secrets.
Yeah yeah, I mean ship bro. Somebody got to do these jobs. They took it amazing that it took me back there, bro, to to where the top secret ship at.
But I ain't see no top secret ship. So I was just in the room where it be, oh, where the ship go down.
So that before you go in there with the top secret ship, bro, they pointed, They got the person that point at the sign. They said, you could be shot at any moment and at your own risk. Somebody looking at your hearth at any moment, they could just open fire and then your ass out of here. You funk around and see the wrong ship. They could just shoot on site. You know what, top secret ship that I really am interested in.
Look, so I get in there, right. So they got this code word that they used to make make sure everybody on point, like all these screens in here, make sure it ain't ship on no screens. Now we got some people like that. Got they do all that shit before you come in there. When you come in there, bro, it's just blank.
But if they would have left some shit on the board or some shit like that, you gotta die. What that's to set up? Well, he saw what was on the board. They had to kill him. It's some ship.
You think you want to know, But I don't even know if I really want to know this shit.
No, it's in times.
The idea of this ship, it's.
Just too much.
I only want to know what I'm supposed to know, like the aliens and shit. I don't want If these motherfuckers is real, I don't want to know. They probably are if I have seen what make too many movies. If I see one you walking through the backyard, then cool. But other than that, I'm not going to look for this ship.
I don't really see.
Big slamming motherfuckers from Mercury out here somewhere.
I don't never be thinking about this ship.
Some big slammy motherfuckers with lizard pussy. The only top secret shit I want to see for real is the President's car. I don't know why I'm interested in the President's car. Yeah, the limo that what did you call the whey? They nicknamed me something that the h that big ken Yet they do all the stunts. Ship I want that's that's the only thing I really want to see. And I'm gonna telling you I saw an episode that where I can back government vehicles. They throw him away there off they won't let you get him word yep, they won't let you get them. Like they got the president's car. They got I don't know if it's Trump or Biden's car on.
Uh no, it's Biden's car. They got it in and Jay Leno on one of his YouTube they see has certain rules done the plat when you a certain motherfucker, but they won't let you look on the inside of it, and they won't answer certain questions. They just got got one. He didn't.
They drove his car there and let him did the show on it, then they took it back. The Secret Service was on the episode.
Yeah, is it is?
They couldn't show him, No, they just showed outside and he asked questions. That's why I want to see you, like what's the inside of ship? Like it's crazy, really a waste the episode, but he knew it to get right is or whatever? Because after I saw it was like, what's the point I didn't.
Learn to see the white people who do that type of ship.
Them be the ones who you meet on vacation and then they be drunk and they tell you a whole bunch of ship.
Real or not here. Yeah, well we're for the government, and let me tell you something. It's just ship after you guys for real talking about She's not what you think it is. It's real, bro. If what the ninja turtles? Bro? That do be crazy? When I think about it, though, Like, why would they be showing us some ship like that?
They just know yount seen some ship like that.
They might not have been.
Necessarily ninja turtles, but they probably went somewhere and saw some turtles with some big ass muscles.
All of these, all of these ships inspired by something. Ship is down and then the Glopagos Islands.
And shit, big strong ass turtle walking around like a grown man the same place they five million man ain't cool?
They fucking new karate and Rat was teaching them everything and they love pizza. Man.
You ever watched any of those documentaries about the people who live in the underground tunnels and shit, they got people who live under the city of If.
I go this nigga has to got a documentary on TV. Yeah, I watched a lot of shit. Look it up, people.
It's a lot of cities that have like underground cities, like Chicago and New York. But in New York it's like one hundred thousand people who live below the below this in Las Vegas.
They live below, live under the city. Look it up. It's another city now, or they just come up when they need some shit.
The old old parts of New York it's still underground. So these motherfuckers got cable everything, but they like homeless type that community.
They had an HBO documentary about that ship a couple of years ago. That's crazy. Mold people, that's the name of it. Mold people, blow people. Mold Oh, because they live in a hole of some ship. Oh they live underground. Yeah, damn, that's crazy. Yeah.
See if you can find the name of that HBO documentary they had, it's probably on Max. That's crazy. I'm gonna go look that ship up. That type of ship be interesting to me. I never would have imagined that though it's called Dark Days, Dark Days, everybody dark Days.
I would have never imagined that ship that it's people. But you just never know, you never know what going on.
Who the fuck could be watching you and shit like people live under them bridges. You know how much good ship they didn't heard people talk about and people didn't even know they was there.
Yeah, you know how much? And I'm saying without there with ain't got the blunner got a pistol up on the.
Bridge are probably ship shipped, you know, secret add government or government ship right up. If some of them people who be like on the missing posters, like they probably still like living amongst us and they checked to see if they still missing.
Yeah, motherfucker's still looking. They don't want to be found. They don't want to be fat. I wonder how many cases it is like that, some of.
The you think people be putting a missing poster out and the wrong people looking for them.
I don't know. What if you're fucking around and seeing yourself on one and you were missing it, Yeah, looking for me, but you know, like, motherfucker, like the government might be looking for somebody who knows some ship. They ain't really missing, They just don't win a wall.
What if they What if your parents had one of them secret ass job and you don't know shit, but they think you do, and now you run away and they're looking for you just to get there, just so you won't be out here, just in case you do know some shit, right, so they can kill you. So that why you don't want to be killing you. That's too easy.
They'll just keep you the ship that you know is too valuable.
You think that's worse than killing Hell, yeah, if a motherfucker just keep you alive and like think of not just like like America right now, like you're inside of a cell of America, not jail, like you underground type shit. Okay, like you see people who can help you every day. They can't hear you, they can't see you. But I'm saying, though you're saying that's where keep them on the grounding.
I'm just I don't know. It could be multiple places or they what if they just kept you underwater? You think they ain't figure out how to build ship underwater? Don't put nothing pass.
Put you in a facility that's located so deep underwater you can never escape. Even if you get out, you'll be dead. You get to the deil, that's fucked up to even think about.
Two three days in the fucking submarine. You didn't have to just go straight down with the pressure so and how the fuck did they do this? Oh underground facility.
Now it ain't winning there nothing, ain't.
No water dressing like this ship. The whole nother life. You can never go back into the fucking earth though, bottle Top. A whole bunch of motherfuckers were in the same prediction. Man, What the you doing that? Man? My daddy told me about Dailien? Oh ship? What are we? Man? We people who know ship to damn post to know we can never be up up top again? As fu kill me. Y'all want to get something to eat? What the fuck y'all getting from? Uh? Let's grasp.
More than some crappy patties, and you don't know what you're eating? A secret telling you that is that's some scary ship. I know it. All these rockets and ship that they send in the Mars, look take pictures. What if they just got some people just like them, astronauts, just to spend it out there in space.
I don't That's why I don't out of space. You you you too hot to be reached by a plane.
But they got the ship that they get you there, and they like they.
Got a whole little ship. You know that they're saying, somebody.
You right there in that part where it getting dog at you close to Earth, but you're a little bit higher than them cell phone satellites, so.
You can you close to Earth, but you can still see Earth. It looked close, but you really ain't close. You don't know if you the fun gonna fall with this step off this ship. You don't know if you can swim back to fall from Earth for this ship to just be for you to return home. You can never go back.
You can see it, but you can't go. Well, I don't want to know nothing like that. I don't want to know nothing.
But think about it.
The only reason why you're comfortable with the ship that you know is because you've accepted it.
Right if they came out and told you tomorrow, Okay, we got some new information. The Earth is.
Actually traveling at one hundred kazillion miles forward and we don't know what it's bitch is headed, and it's been doing that since the since the beginning of time.
I'll be fun because think about it, bron From what we.
Know, we are on the floating rock that's being held up by some ship that we only we can't even prove is real. I don't want to know, though we can't prove. I don't want They told us about some gravity for some ship they did, but we can't.
Touch that ship. I don't want to know.
I'm good not knowing. They're just like knowing when you die.
I don't want to know.
What the fuck am I gonna do. The crazy thing about I think is you pass your death date every day every year, right one of them days gonna be that day.
I thought about it. I thought about that ship. I was like whenever somebody died, I was like, I wanted to be a motherfucker. Ever what they felt like two three.
Years ago on this day, Like you probably at home watching TV, even fruit, slack with your hand, even draw.
Don't even know three years from the day, I'm gonna be out of their bit. There ain't crazy.
I have everybody do that though, And no matter where you're at, it like everybody had it one day where they just lay around in their drawers.
Just watching the Simpsons and ship family few.
I'm just saying, everybody got that little man, I ain't got ship to do today, might just lay here and rob on money goddamn balls and watch the game.
We all from me to you to Steve Job.
Yeah, everybody, I'm just gonna sit my lady cooking tomorrow man's chickening, watching we get count on today?
Yeah? Man, shit, that what I do when I get off the road. What sit back and watch TV? What? What the you be watching them? I like documentaries and family few. I love it why.
He's the fun of the song bitch on that when the motherfuckers say a stupid ass answer and I.
Just like to yell out what what could be?
And you know me, I like to react to what's on TV too, so when people stay stupid. My dadd had turned me off on Jeffery because he used to bid us the money that he used to give us for allowance, but we didn't know his motherfucker asked us.
To watch in the daytime while we're at school. We get back at night. Yeah, we get back at night. We think it's a fresh episode.
He don't watch it already, got all the answers and took all our damn money.
So I hate Jeffardy, Damn.
I stayed home when they were strep throat and I was like, what the fuck is this coming on? And noticed it came back on again. That night and you smooth talking, so little bitch.
You know what all black people are love the fucking prices.
Right, Oh yeah, my grandma. But my grandma stopped watching with Bob Barkle lift.
She like it.
It ain't the old show, the twenty thousand dollars pyramid with the little no wammies, no wammies, you remember that shit. I just knew boy like family. Few prices. Right, let's make a deal. My ship was supermarket sweet.
I've never seen that.
The next time you're at the supermarket and you hear that big remember you could be on super market.
Sweet, motherfucker be at the grocery store going crazy. But they get had a ship free.
So they asked you, little shit, doft the products at first? Right, you got a partner, and then y'all just rotate answering questions. Right then you get the question. Right, you got to run through the grocery store and find the ship. You find the ship, you get money. So being based off how much money you get from the grocery store, from the Q and A shit, that's what position you get to start on the supermarket like shop off. At the end, they give everybody a certain amount of time they got like items that you can get like if you brew some coffee that's automatic, like twenty five fifty dollars, and if you get the dog food. You know what I'm saying. They put prices on the grocery. You got a grocery shop. Then come back before the certain amount of time. Whoever get their shitted, whoever get the most shit, like the most valuable groceries they won.
That shit used to go crazy, bro.
So when they win the money that you get the money in the groceries.
Oh you know what I'm saying.
Ain't The only thing I ever saw was on price a right when they have to guess how much the shit costs, and then if they guess how much it costs, I don't know if they.
Win that probably I don't know. I usually have to watch that. I watched it with my grandma, so I don't really know the prices.
Right.
It used to go correct. My favorite fuck used to love that plinko. Yeah, hell yeah, they go all over the goddamn Then the showcase where they had to spend that big air wh.
Yep, motherfucker past that five and their team You're like, god damn it, walk away with thirty cent, thirty cents.
You want to spend again, spin again, buck thirty five cents. You got a total of sixty five s the best.
Now let's make a deal. Showed you how people are ungrateful. You have a someng bitch to win to hold convertible out of one door. Then they just ain't half it with ship. Then they suck around and win a pile of high grease in the door and be fucked up, like damn, I should have kept doing nomber two.
Oh you know another game nigga is love on prices? Right?
Or the higher lower game?
You know where used to always fucking people up? They got damn right, SARONI everybody up? You know how much to call? Is it? Higher lord? How everybody got the higher? Higher Lord?
You always listen to a bit you on? You have to buy right, Serona? Lord fucked up? No, what made you think Restron was cheap? It's not out back there anyway. It ain't the one where they have to come through and they guessed the price of the ship, and Bob be like, okay, you got two rates.
You have fifteen seconds and you gotta switch the price.
They have them fucked up, boy, go back and then you don't have one, right, like god, damn that.
Cain't it be the one you got the third time? And then you don't fuck you had too.
Most hated prison on press, right the president, who like, what's your bid?
Oh boy two twenty bop.
One seventy five, one hundred dollars the actual retail price one dollar the actual.
Retail fifty two dollars dollars. Going on to the back of no wind ship.
I don't be certified with some of the prizes, like I be wondering sometime, like, man, what the fuck am I gonna do with this guy?
Damn this y'ard said the patio set. I don't want this ship. I take that ship and do what bro act like I want it. I'm gonna sell all that shit. I don't get what it is I wanted.
And they used to always give you the ugliest cause like I don't want this goddamn hatch back.
I take it. I trade it in for something old. You can wear a nineteen ninety one four fish.
That all they used to have fish and then send you on a bullshit vacation.
Buy bullshit. It be some fun in California. You never heard of either Creek Mountain Town.
You're making that ship winning and take your newks.
The Just Kids was the most dangerous ship they ever had. I don't want none of that ship, none of it. None of the prizes were ever good to me. I used be like, man, I wonder can I train something that with the home workout ship? Again? What I'm gonna do with this ship? You how the people look they give it to them? They be like man when they give the trip mill, Yeah, like, give me the fucking barbecue, agreed the ball a trip or some ship like, I ain't be always gifts. I don't never fucking like like they didn't have some bullshit presents on me. Give me the money. That's what I want. That's what I want. Oh. I liked one and who wants to be a Millionaire? That was fire too, Oh, I like them.
They had the little lady on there, who'll be talking ship Regions with dope? I like, I like the little mean lady after Regions?
What was that with Barber's that who wanted to be a millionaire? That she had to show where she Barbara with? Are you sure? Oh? I don't know your answer that I don't know who that that's who wants to be a millionaire. I just used to watch when Regions.
Oh yeah, regions will make you think your ship wrong. And you got the guy damn answer right, that's what you want to do to do?
Who didn't getting none of the questions wrong?
And at the last one he was like, can I use one of my life line? Oh yeah, he called it dad to say he want to call my dad and tell me a million bucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was dope. That shit crazy. There's a lot of people that you know they use all their lifeline on some dumb ship. How you have been watching that ship? Like, damn, my wish out that, but it ain't. No, none of the answers before that. I j was this sat in the five thousand dollars question. I happened to know the answer to.
What is that game? The old game show where they have to ask the questions and they like where you have to describe ship. They'll have them sitting face to face and they be like, okay, come on, they coming to the round. Charade gets name when you when you have a baby with somebody you're not married to, she's your yah. Yeah, we all do that shit, bro. We gotta do this. What's the name of it? Though it's Aswally Charade, But what's the name of the show. The game is the twenty thousand dollars pyramid. I think that was it. I never heard.
I've seen a game with a pyramid on it, but I've never just watched it. If we didn't, if it then come on on Channel three. But four Days of Our Lives and Young and the Wrestlers. I didn't know what it was because that's all it's one hundred thousand dollars pyramid.
That's what it was.
Dealing No Deal was cool, But that's like a newer game show, dealing no Dealth with the suitcase.
Oh yeah, yeah, supposed to be on that. I need to be on that. I've been saying I need to be on that for a long time. Don't get that meal or whatever they man, How you think I want to win a million dollars on TV? No, he won't be able to get to the goddamn green room to get it. Bad boy. I'm proud of you, boy, I see it.
You ever have people to call and check on you when you start doing good, but they ain't check on you when you were bad?
Like motherfucker. Why you ain't calling check on me when I was hungry. I ain't like I'm doing the same fu they be pocket watching though.
Ship ain't my fucking they bet they be looking at your schedules and ship like that.
Good look, ain't ship.
I don't literally have a dollar. I don't have a dollar in my pucket a dollar, but people think you having they pocket watch ain't ship in my pocket. Sometimes I just to funk with them.
I scoop my balls over into my pat they want to pocket watch watch these nights brou all right? Cool.
It's like people who ask me for money to be people who I don't you know, I don't owe nobody nothing.
But it be people who like, why are you asking me for anything? Like people who did look out for me. My family and friends.
Don't have me for shit, me for nothing because all my people they doing their own thing. They got themn IT going on, and I'm glad nobody asked me for that. But the people who who probably were classmates or we lived on the same street.
Ah, they bowled with it too. They're complete strangers, the ones.
That show I ain't sharing no video, Nope. I get offended when people ask me money. I just look at whatever they got going on in life, and then I just how dare you?
Like?
Motherfucker's like, oh I need some money, I'm going through it. I'm about to be home. And then I go to their page and I'm like, you.
Was just in love or what the fuck you? You was fucking somebody else ain't gonna ask me, are you serious? It's harder for us to get money that it is for other people.
That you're gonna ask me for some money. You're not even gonna try to. You're just gonna ask me for some money like I was supposed to give the for They are working so right, I know what I'm doing. I'm telling people like and then it's so easy. It's a lot easier to work. Everybody hire. I know, nobody want somebody want somebody to give it to him. That what that PPP fuck there about. They've been lazy people, but it made it worse.
Laziness is a motherfucking It's not even a disease. No, it's a choice you have.
You have to choose to be lazy. I have a slight bit of laziness in me, but not to the point where I won't get off.
My ass and work I have. You don't. That's a luxury to not have to get up and do some ship every day, right, Okay, yeah, cool, so I'm not lazy.
I have a shaking advantage of it. But when you do work, look at the ship.
You do different states and spend the night and be uncomfortable and you get home, you might want to take a day to be like man, no that that, but you know it's it's people who are lazer who don't want to do nothing, like absolutely nothing. Absolutely. There's some people so lazy they won't even go out and break the logs money.
But the benefit of lazy people is they find a lazy way to make to do shit.
Of course, because they lazers and some it.
Now, you got to give the hardest job to a lazy person because they gonna find the easiest way.
To do it. Oh yeah, did you know that?
Yeah, lazy people find a way to do it. But everything, it's a job gonna get done. Absolutely, they'll find a way to be lazy. You gotta be lazy and smart, though, you can't be lazy and stupid because it's some stupid as lazer people out there too that just ain't good. Some people are permanent fuck ups, like they're just gonna suck up everything. Just give them some nice ship, they gonna suck it up. Just nothing that they nothing they touched. I mean, some people have dented up every car that they ever had.
Some people.
They will figure out how to not fuck ship up.
Nope, I want to say something, but the cameras rollers, and I ain't gonna do it because they watched it. When have you ever stopped? But no, this is about a person who watched the show. So I'm not gonna do it. What they gonna do. Man, I don't feel like doing all that. That's on you.
I can say whatever the fuck I want to. I know what, anybody get mad at me, I don't give a fuck.
They can let me be mad. Sometimes the anger is good, just to know you're still alive. I don't like a lot of ship that people say. They don't stop him from saying it. No, it don't. I just try to stay away from so while I just block people all on social media.
Yeah that's that's say yourself a lot of times. Yeah, I block motherfuckers for the smallest inconvenience. I'm telling I'm black if I think you ugly, you ain't even gotta say nothing wrong like you just I.
Don't fucking like the way you look. You can be ugly, you can say some stupid shit you can be posting. If I see you acting up, acting ugly and shit, I'm cutting you off.
But if they ugly and chill you cool. Yeah, you mean, it ain't even all about how ugly you are. It's about how ugly are you act?
Right? You know what I'm saying, Because there's some ugly people that know how to act.
Some motherfuckers be ugly on the inside, of course, is just riding to the motherfucking court.
Just ugly, ugly.
The motherfuckers no good for nobody. Well, in other news, everybody ugly to somebody. Yeah, that go back to what we were saying. There's no such thing as the best card. There's no such thing as the best looking person. There's no such thing as the flyers person. There's no such thing as the nicest house. When I get to heaven, though, I am going to ask God, who had the best coat you on earth during my time when I was there? You want to know, because I'm sure it's like like if they had a good.
Somebody let me tell you you hear I'm probably just I was like, hey, I can see that. Would you have one to have brad about it before you came before you went home?
Would you have one to know that before you came home that I hit the woman who got the best busson on earth?
No, because that might make me lose motivation, motivation for it to get some more. That's the top of the mountain. The worst part about it.
You gonna want some more, regardless I think about it. You don't have some real good busts. You don't win to got some more. Man, I don't have a really good pusson. I would have got some more of it.
But good pussy too, Oh yes, sir, it was some of the best. I remember one time.
Ain't nothing like losing your pussy privilegest you off, man.
When you can't get no more. I worked my way back in.
I don't never think you can ever get enough. Like one is always gonna be like Onemo saying like it's just anever and it's.
Like I ain't never got rid of my war or my two like that one. Sometimes you gotta cut them off because the pussy too good.
Yeah, because you're doing too much.
You can't handle it. Yeah, it does.
That ship is take over your mind and everything like you got and then you just got to tell yourself it's for the better.
It's like a drug. You gotta win yourself off of it. You gotta go cold turkey from that push you got to you gotta cut yourself off. Gotta be done.
I do some stupid ship. Make sure you ain't got to do that stupid. Just ask you for some money one good time and mean it. That's it more than you think. Yeah, it can't just be a little bit. You gotta put an elaborate playing together because I already think you got some money. So you gotta call and heal them on some ship like they'll froze my account. Even though it sounds like some bullshit. You wanted to sound like some bullsh No, I don't. You don't got to do that much explaining how much were four thousands? Yeah, but ship that pushs my and then be vague about it why you need it? So what's the reason not explaining you.
Know what I'm saying, Because I might, I might heal them and later on because it pushes so good, like hey, I don't. I don't got that little bread. What you up to? I'm saying, So she gotta cut me off. You have to cut me off as long as I got access to it. You go over there. You gotta know I don't. I don't have that type of control. Okay, you'll find it one day, I hope. So I need to right now. I need to, Man, you love yourself more than that. I know it. I'm a pump bitch. You know it ain't good for you know it ain't going no one. I know it. I know it. You're just about to crash out.
Man, I'd be sitting back thinking of the things about the bitch. I was in the house where they say, you know what, you know what? This air pure five got my house smelling good, and she might want one in her crib like that. You gotta one O one, Oh god, I've been in Little Sam year real.
Yeah, you don't remember that girl you walked out? Who's that cats you walked out? I said, don't talk to her like that from you remember that. I ain't no telling who's standing out in front the cats having one of our conversation.
Don't let him talk to you like that because his ass up probably back what I said, be like that, yo, I you know he's in love. And man, why do you think I ain't damns you're doing?
I still do No, you can cut it out the streets.
Don't need you just going in the house.
And no, she it's a different story.
It's it's complicated way wayne together.
I can still do that. I want to. You can't. Y'all got a pinky swear pinker. We ain't gonna do nothing crazy? Man. Yeah, I can tell a boy.
How you talking about she did impede in your food?
You know what that means? No? What that means? What that do to you? I heard if they put some of the other.
Ship in your food and she didn't pede in your food?
Man, she got your head mm hmm. She she had none of my food?
Worse she yes she did. She abought me some food a few times. She ain't peeting my food. You think this about actual food? What you're talking about that? Now?
Tell me? Because I'm lost. She got her roots on some ship. What I'm not familiar with that term?
Man, People who watching, they know you put it in the comments so I can check what does that mean?
Peed in my food? Because I think she don't put an actual piss in my my food.
It's the figure to speak obviously, well, whatever it means, it must be accurate. You just like the seven years no commitment?
Yeah, why would you do that?
It's been fun, it's low key. Sometimes I think I don't want no commitment nobody. I think I like being able to do what the fuck I want to do, but still be in love somebody when you want to.
If it worked for you, that work. I knew whatever I want to do, I ain't gotta do ship. Ain't nobody. Look, I can do what the fuck I want to do. You don't believe it. You said it too many time. You don't believe it. Just I do. I believe it. I don't know that I know it. You know it.
I know it.
I do what I want to do. Okay, what a right? I don't you nefew saysh I do what I want to do. I just don't want to do ship.
Yeah, you wouldn't have beat me if I wouldn't have got tag as man. You ain't gonna beat me nowhere because I ain't gonna fight now.
I'm just saying you said I can do what Liver Funck I want to do. I just don't want to do ship.
Yeah, I don't. I'mna lay that, Nigga. I like to get some money to go home. That'd be just like the teller.
Nigga. I'll beat your motherfucking as if you want to fight. But if you don't want to fight, nigga, you got she got you under control me.
She know you ain't gonna you ain't gonna do ship. She didn't convince you that you don't even want to do ship.
Ship the hell?
Look what you want to do.
I'm good though it's fun. Hey, do well work for you.
Don't ever listen to me when it come no ship like that? You just saying save bir no the baby. I don't know ship about relationship. I thought you ain't want that living people. Hey, I had to let the other ship that just bro, What the fuck kind of wing is this?
Damn I told?
Was this bitch limitary look limon repepperary.
No, Bro, I'm good though I enjoy life. You don't need no relationship right now. Hey. You might be right though you don't. It's a distraction.
A lot of people been fucking up their relationships by trying to call it a relationship.
Just let it be what it is. When you go to putting a title on it. That when motherfucker on, No way, if.
You don't put yourself in shit, you don't gotta get out of shit.
Nope, that's just like marriage.
You ain't got to ask nobody to get out of no goddamn relationship with you don't marry nobody, amen, and they don't get to take shit. I don't know about that marriage shit. I ain't never been married. I don't know if you never seen nobody really happy enough that made me want to be like I want like that. I ain't ever seen that, Just like you know what, every time might have seen some motherfuckers.
Who was married, they always be like this, like I don't. I don't. I don't get hard, man, this is hard. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it that ship though, I don't even nobody necessary. I don't need nobody to make no like okay, if something happened to my mom and my sister, then I might go ahead and do it like all right, somebody got to make a decision if I'm on life and for it, especially if ain't.
Got no kid.
I think it would be dope to be married to some matter who just gonna fuck with you forever to your death.
Now that's dope concept.
If I'm not like whatever the fuck happened to me, you're still gonna fuck with me no matter what, whether like if I gain two pounds or I lose a foot, or I you still gonna you swear you're gonna fuck with me, fall off, don't make no more money. Come on, if we had to move back to the project disability, I get a job. Loads the happened because is she gonna be Is she gonna use her bad bitch status or whatever to.
Go find somebody else popping and she gonna ride it out with me? You work? How bad it feels? At some point she's gonna be too over this ship? Yeah? But still is she gonna somebody get older her too? Right? What if this?
What if she got she got four good somethings left being a bad bitch, that's you.
That might be all the more reason she ain't gonna waste it on my bro game no more? She gone ain't load. He ain't bring it in, no guy, damn check no more. She used to be a stripper, the freakiest girl you know, not looking at her being a great month. Then know you know, shid where did they fall off? But they got niggas that.
Take care of don't know, you'll never see a ed stripper. Then people greed at Walmart this fuck you will. Really they usually started working for like the State of Georgia, or like they're gonna be a nurse like Comcasts or something.
They work corporate after after that's what come after stripping corporate? I know, you know what. He moved to a different city, moved like.
Charlotte or Houston, wherever you used to strip at You just gotta switch one city and.
You back home. I used to dance in Miami. Look at you now you run You're a ceo Fortune five hundred company.
Because most strippers already been been to college for a little bit. They about a year and a half, two years away from a degree.
I don't seen a lot of only goddamn major city didn't do some good ship. A lot of them just got married and put up real damn. I hate hell. Yeah, I say I'm friend with one all like god damn. But I love when.
Strippers have a like a good job outside of stripping, too, Like I love a hustle, what you do in the daytime.
I'm the manager at the Enterprise rental car oh real the manager, Yeah yeah, I run the whole stores. Five stares. I'm so proud of you, Candy.
She stripping like stripping like a motherfucker, big old ass freaking's hem serious than the motherfucker from seventy.
Three and picked them kids up.
God damn, alluding the three of them, this bitch and here dragon or puss across the goddamn don't give them.
They got to be up in four hours. They ain't got time to argue with the hole man. Now they do be having some good job and they leave.
I ain't never met now they had a good job while they were stripping, But I done seen them leave the clubs and go have some good ad job.
I knew its.
Stripper that was a lawyer while she was stripping. Bad little motherfucker too. God damn, that just had to be for fun. Won't nobody hired.
I can't figure it out. Maybe them student loans were having the motherfucker.
I don't know they got damn though. Maybe she won't getting no clients because ship that bitch just want to take her clothes off, but she went doing it for free. What if that's it? Somebody doing this ship and don't need the money. I just like to take my clothes off in public, But bit, you're gonna pay me, I can't leave it with nothing, like I gotta get something like. Yeah, I don't know, man, it was a strip club and I think that ship was up there where chic on them at the weekend Buffalo like these motherfucker they don't No, I might not have been Buffalo, but fuck it. They don't give you no real money because the club on don't want to make sure his strippers stops stealing from him.
So what he do, he gives you fake money and when you come in, and that what you throw at the dancers. So if the dancers want.
They real money, they gotta come to him and cash out to get the real money. And that way he'll get his percentage off. Talk because they got to bring in everything they done made to get that real.
Don't fall of that.
I ain't no stripple, No, I'm just saying all the strippers who, all the strippers who agree to that Google ship.
He tricking y'all.
Yeah, like s but you know shit, but think about it, he probably you know, goddamn it, I know you don't shook more hands. And god damn fart of it dollar the night. I need my cut because you know they be wanting their money. They have to tip what you got this shit tip out at the end of like what this shit needs? No, I mean I don't have to tip out. I tell what it is, you just pay the this tip out.
I hate it.
Probably no bro, you know what, Yeah, a couple of times I don't do that ship no more. But they have to pay that ship. So I get budded, like if he giving out ship like this, So we ain't not bullying.
You know, we're there throwing this ship out to the stripple.
So if she want her real hundred dollars, she gotta take this to whoever the owner of the motherfucker hell and he gonna god damn probably give her eighty five nineer of it so he can get it goddamn cut. So every hundred he probably getting ten off of it. See but if you got damn throwing out real money, a lot of these stripper probably take. Oh, I ain't made a goddamn twenty five hundred like and probably don't make santified hundred.
They got real money.
They can do that fake money now here and now it's good idea in theory. It's just not it's not moraally right. It's not practical. No like, but hell, they shaking fake ass. Throw your favors. He don't give us ship.
That's a hell of a campaign smoking for him.
I fucked with the stripper though, no I do too, But no, like, they let me think it's a whole lot more going on in the strip flood than it actually is. It really ain't eating nothing. A lot of people go to clubes don't even get dancing. They just go in there and eat, smoke a blood and go home. I know, I don't really imagine plenty of time and got me some catfish and it just smoked the blun and went to the grill. I do a two coachies, please, Nah, I've been the motherfolks eat.
I like to watch him do the poetry. That's my favorite. That ship on the pole. I don't know what it is about that ship.
I like that ship way better than I like you coming over here, and I can't fuck you nowhere We'll be fine.
That's what I want to see. They pulled the coach out on the stage. Now what you want to see? These too? Right here?
So what's the best strip club in at leven? They want all of them cool. It depends on where you're at, you know what I'm saying. People like to say people, which one where we're at in the city. Whichever one is the closest one to us, that's the best. If I'm over there towards Bankhead, I want to go to God damn, if I'm over there by God there. If I'm picking my part up from the Greyhound, He's like, let's go to a strip club. We walk right here to walk in the Magic right there if I'm on Goddamn, if i'm if I'm near the South Strimp club used to have nights though, like Monday Night, Monday Night and Magic gold rustill over there.
I don't think so. Gold Rush used to be straight to Nigga. God damn, you know I used to love it. Who ship the let over the Lettle Pole one long enough?
I ain't like the hole they had, No, they ain't going there.
That was just right beside the time. Yeah, there was desolately before that. Oh, I ain't know nothing that that before my time. It was the Letover when I.
Got there, ice being there, having the time with my life. When I found out they let comedians in free.
Ship, nigger, that's what kept the motherfucking doors. Ye know that ship up? My god, damn, we got to pay it to go here. Come. I missed my stripper who had the best weed in the limit.
Oh yeah, they did have some good weed. Stripper be having some good week, they always do, and they be setting there for another day. I'm good for who that selling.
Yeah, there'll be some good week.
Those were the days man, just being the strip club. One night that was in that bitch you got raided the.
Damn slip look, goddamn hell. Yeah.
They just kick everybody out, damn the work and keep everybody in, even the people who don't work on everybody for what.
They checking permits, They checking everything, but what they got to do with you that they ain't got the permit, right, That's just how they get down.
So what I'm saying, what happens to you if if if the people who own the ship, you got to get them your ID and they finished check you and all that. Oh, okay, well cool longers. They ain't trying to hear me up because this nigga ain't got license for this ship. I had so much weed after that raid. They were throwing it on the ground. Nigga, everybody was throwing their weed away. We was in the DJ booth, so they threw all the weed in the DJ booth and they came in there. Things were gonna put all the weed on the ship headed man.
But they looking for drugs. Shout out the DJK base. They were looking drug They didn't want about what. I think they were just checking permits or some ship. They wouldn't nothing. I think a few chicks got a little citation, but that wasn't ship. Who coming down the marshalls. I don't know who the fuck they were. When I see the police, they all they.
All, yeah, that's shit crazy though. Motherfucker had them shotguns with the flesh light on them. They came out with a lot, man, they had all that ship.
What. No, they're not playing about this ship. Man.
You were coming in to head them to cut the lights on, the coming out with flashlight. Ain't nobody gonna argue with your motherfucker. You ain't got have no shotgun Man the motherfucker. I don't even think they turned the lights on in that motherfucker doing the whole little search.
Woudn't let nobody happen. That ship was cool though, know the fuckultime? About the club? Oh hell yeah.
We had plenty of nights at the Strip Club in Atlanta.
Just got off from telor Every's sad nigga from penalties to Babes the Blue Flag. We had a lot of blue Wednesday Night.
Used to host the amateur content sometime for Lightfoot when he wasn't there.
Yeah, uh, what's the other ship? Uh? Blaze? Uh? What blaze was?
There's been one out there about with the truck stop at the East Yeah, uh h. And then I know they're gonna always stay over them. Ever been to POxy Lady Fox Lady. No, I've been the Pink Pony Pony. I did POxy laated b that was That was one of the most classical.
I don't even know how Pink Pony been the Stroker.
Never been to the Strokehouse.
Yeah, I had a lot of fun in pin ups too. I ain't been the pinos.
You never been the pin I used to host the pin up all I ever been to was like I've been to Blaze.
I've been the Magic City. I've been to Platinum. I've been to h.
Babes on for an industry. I don't think it's called babes uh h. What about being to Trampeze over there.
You've been to Wax. Ain't been to Wax rich working Wax. I've been to Trampeze. I don't do this right. You do it in Trampeze. Oh boy, it's it's some lonely freaking women and that I got some money. Oh you just looking for some couglis and ship.
Ain't I go in and get me a tower. As soon as I get in there, whoever talk to me, I know you're ready. Fuck, don't give me a tower. Get your cell phone, bitch and put the phone up. Yeah, you can't have a phone in though.
I'm glad. That's why I've been able to tower. Everybody come on through it.
And they got a membership in the Trampeze. Yep, they go out every six today they do. Yeah, you have to get to renew it every six today. You live in life til this golden tell me. That's why it's good to be me, not in a relationship, I can just go sit down at the bar with Gwyn and Elizabeth and listen to them talk about their day.