John receives a sick burn from a neighbor while out for a jog, and Jonnie dreams of being President, if only to enact arbitrary legislation.
Then the boys discuss Old Testament stories, and whether they’d do 7 years of labor for their bride.
Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Hairetics 💇‍♂️®️: “Where bad theologians get a good cut.”

Theme Parks, Featherless Chickens, and Compromise
45:30

Scary Teens, Terminators, & Persistent Prayers
38:58

Broken Noses, Big Macs, and Trusting God
43:02