Buckle the hell up for this ho-ho-hopeless father-son Christmas trainwreck podcast comedy. When raging brat Jake can't score the new Phone he wants, he turns to his deadbeat boozehound dad Carl for help. Claiming AA miracle cures (yeah effing right), Carl promises a 12-step program to make Jake less of an a-hole. Dysfunction delivered like a mutha over the 12 Days of Sh*tstmas, ya hear me?! We talkin' cousins brawlin' over Baby Jeezy's crib, kidnapped kids, investment scams promising "free boats" lmao. But through every electrocution, graphic testimony, and prison stint...could the real Christmas miracle be this wasteoid dad and screechin' banshee kid finding their family spirit? Pfffft you better believe things get lit AF by the final step (felony charges notwithstanding obvi). Heartwarming AF meets raunch-fest galore in this ho-ho-holiday honey, ya dig? Snoop hands joint Now pass that shiz and get ready to laugh your mistletoe off!

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Buckle the hell up for this ho-ho-hopeless father-son Christmas trainwreck podcast comedy. When raging brat Jake can't score the new Phone he wants, he turns to his deadbeat boozehound dad Carl for help. Claiming AA miracle cures (yeah effing right), Carl promises a 12-step program to make Jake less of an a-hole. Dysfunction delivered like a mutha over the 12 Days of Sh*tstmas, ya hear me?! We talkin' cousins brawlin' over Baby Jeezy's crib, kidnapped kids, investment scams promising "free boats" lmao. But through every electrocution, graphic testimony, and prison stint...could the real Christmas miracle be this wasteoid dad and screechin' banshee kid finding their family spirit? Pfffft you better believe things get lit AF by the final step (felony charges notwithstanding obvi). Heartwarming AF meets raunch-fest galore in this ho-ho-holiday honey, ya dig? Snoop hands joint Now pass that shiz and get ready to laugh your mistletoe off! See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="" target="_blank">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information. Big thanks to Mood.com our partner in high vibes.
Use code TABLEREAD20 for 20% off at Mood.com.
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12 STEPS OF CHRISTMAS - TRAILER

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