Welcome to Stuff you missed in History Class, a production of iHeartRadio Habby Friday. I'm Tracy B. Wilson and I'm Holly Frye. I'm hoping that at this moment I have safely returned home from a successful trip to see the total solar eclipse a bunch of us. As we're recording this, we're going to go to Texas. By the time it comes out, we will have gone to Texas and come back. We selected a place in the path of totality that seemed like it had a better chance of not having cloud cover than like the parts of New England that the path of totality is going to go through, which would been much closer, and also places that we felt like we could get to in a reasonable way to do this last time total solar eclipse. Same essentially group of people. We went to Columbia, Missouri, and it was great, and we did have a little bit of cloud cover that was making us nervous, but the clouds cleared over the sun just in time for totality to happen. And this is why I don't really get behind the criticisms of the people who were like, well, this five eighty five BCE eclipse would have been so late in the day probably they wouldn't have even noticed that the eclipse happened. I think they would have noticed because the total solar eclipse did not feel like a cloud covering up the Sun. No, I have another thought, but keep going. Yeah, okay. The comparison between the eclipsed sun and not eclipsed son was a lot more dramatic than like a cloud blue in, even a big cloud blue in or a storm blue in. It became really eerily quiet, and then nighttime animals started making nighttime noises. It was really one of the It was just like a profound experience. This is fascinating to me. Yeah, I don't get moved by them like that. Well have you I have gone and traveled. Oh yes, okay, and I'm like neat. Yeah, and it's neat. But that's like then I'm ready to rock and roll. It's time to go. But I love that people get so excited about it. It's just one of those things where I'm like cool, because I love astronomy and stuff. You would think I would be like you, guys, everybody shut up, this is really important. But well, it's not a sculpture. It's not a piece of art. Vishal Lebron did not touch it. So yeah, that's I don't know. And I also like I do, especially in the wintertime, Like in the wintertime, a lot of times I will try to hike at the warmest point of the day, which a lot of times is going to be in the late afternoon. So a lot of times I am returning home from hiking as the sun is setting. And I still think, I still think that would have been something that would have been noticeable. So I just like, just me personally, I don't really agree with the argument that like probably the armies would not have noticed an eclipse, if eclipse if it was starting late in the day towards unde sunset. Now this is where my other thought comes in, Okay, because I hear you it is a dramatic like visual thing, but you're not fighting hand to hand combat when you're seeing them. I guess that's also true. Like that's that's the mitigator for me, is like if I were engaged in combat, I would be like, cool, it's dark. I don't have time to look at that, like I might die. But I don't know enough about how how their flavor of combat played out to know how much of that really was like what I'm envisioning largely from film and occasional woodcuts, versus like if they were just sitting around waiting for the next maneuver, Right, I don't know that would be that would be the shifter in that one. But I don't know. I guess yeah. Well, and then there's also the argument of like, there probably wasn't an eclipse like that. Some of the papers that I read doing research for this were very stride. They were like, the eclipse is a fiction. Yeah. I have more questions, but they're kind of personal in nature, and you might not want to answer them on the show. Well, we can clut them out if okay, because this is pure curiosity. I'm just I have been peppering portracy with questions today for I don't know if I'm just super tired, so I've become a toddler and I have a million ques. When you say an eclipse for you is a very profound experience, like profound in what way? Like what is your takeaway? Do you feel differently about the world or the cosmos in your place in it? Or is it profound just in like the starkness of its difference from day to day life. So I will confess that when I was in maybe third grade, there was a total annular eclipse that crossed North Carolina right where we lived, in the path of totality. And if I'm remembering this correctly, this happened during the school day. We all went outside and watched it with little pinhole cameras made of index cards. I also remember another solar eclipse that I feel like was maybe a partial solar eclipse that we did something similar in the yard at home because it was not a school day. Neither of those when I was a child really struck me as anything impressive at all, and I was like, as I don't know why you're out here making me look at these things through index cards. It's a shadow like why why I could be playing. Yeah. So then this one that was in twenty seventeen, which a group of us went to Columbia, Missouri together, I was sort of like, this just theme seems like a cool thing to do. At that point, I had not seen an actual total solar eclipse within the path of totality, and I had just seen this total annular eclipse before which that makes like a ring around there's still a ring of sun visible, and so I kind of went sort of like feeling like it would be a fun thing to do, an interesting and we went out to this It was sort of a wildlife preservation area and it was a whole group of us together. The people that I was with were all people who were very interested in what we were doing. One person background in a related field, gotcha, so like to this person personally, I think would have been particularly affected. So some of it was witnessing all the things that happened when the sun disappeared, right because we had picked a point, we were close to the longest duration of the totality, so there was enough time in the state of totality that like interesting things happened around us involving how the animals behaved to what we were doing. And then part of it was also like how much it struck other people that I was with, So I sort of by osmosis, right, you're part of the group dynamic. Yeah, And then also there's just the part of like witnessing this thing where these the fact that we have eclipses. It all only happens because of the position of the moon and the Earth and our relation to the sun, and if if that alignment was not what it is, we would not have them. So yeah, it was a lot of stuff together, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, it just feels momentous. Yeah. I will also just have a note that I did try to find good pronunciation guidance for this episode, and boy, like some things I found Greek pronunciations for don't actually know whether the Greek pronunciation now would be remotely like right, the Greek pronunciation then. And also they were names of people that weren't necessarily in Greek to start with. And then similarly, sometimes there are Latin pronunciations that's maybe totally different, and then you'll have English pronunciations, and then sometimes just no pronunciations by anyone reputable seeming to say anything about any of this. So like, we did try, but I'm not gonna say that anything that we did would pass some kind of scrutiny. I say, a person who's say entire PhD is about, you know, this region of the world in the sixth century BC. Right, Well, I mean we have talked about pronunciation so many times, and it also comes down to you. I bet during the sixth century bce. Not everybody said it the same way. Yeah, yeah, we have. We We've gotten some pronunciation corrections recently from things that I'm like, I'm not sure what you are trying to tell me, because there are two at least pronunciations for the thing that you are rhyming it with, and I don't know which you are mirking with. Yeah, yeah, I mean that happens all the time. It's Yeah, there's a fun thing I've probably mentioned before, uh for my Star Wars dork, but Dave Felony, who is I forget his exact title, but he's, you know, the Grand Pooba of Star Wars creativity at this point. But he started doing a thing that I found really fascinating and kind of cool. Which is it like if he's being interviewed and a thing comes up that people have pronounced differently in Star Wars at various times in the course of the interview, he'll use both pronunciations. I love this because he's like they're both valid, and I like, that's fine, we all know what we're talking about. And I was like, oh, this is very genius. Yeah yeah, yeah. Some of the things we hear from folks about I are sort of equivalent to like the word wat er. Most of us in the US say it sort of similarly to water, right, which has a D in it and not a T, which is not how it's spelled. But then there's like variations on just that, Like there are people that say it more like water. Yeah, well I can't even do it. Uh so, Yeah, there's just there's so much difference in accents and how people's mouths work. I will once again invoke the great Facebook crayon war. Oh, people got so mad, which we had to. That word came up on a recent episode and it was on me and I was like, oh gosh, I hope this doesn't happen again. I know everybody says it differently. I say it crayon. My spouse says it closer to cryon, which is the pronunciation people got the most angry about when they were fighting about the pronunciation of crayon on our Facebook. This is so long ago, but was so dramatic. We both still remember it was. Really I was just like I did because we had done one on the history of Krayola creons, and I certainly didn't know what an incendi or topic. Well, I think the only thing that's happened recently that even compares to that is the fight p people had about whether The Velveteen Rabbit is an appropriate book for children and whether you should interpret it in a way that is happy or sad, and people got verbally violent about it. People feel ways about things. They sure do, they sure do, thats what's up? I'm you know. I always go the hippie route of like, both points are valid. Yes, we can all say it however we want, because nine times out of ten in context is perfectly clear what you're talking about. To just understand what the person meant, then mission accomplished. I also just love the variance of audio musicality of people saying things different ways. Oh me too, I think it's beautiful. Often when I'm like, oh, that's how you say that. That sounds pretty indifferent than the way I say it, or like, ooh that sounds really forceful and different than the way I've ever heard it. I love those Yeah, yeah, not everybody does. No. I follow a bunch of through hikers on TikTok because while I do not think I will ever through hike anything difficult myself, I do like to watch other people doing it and the different ways the people will say the thing I say as the Appalachian Trail, and sometimes fighting words. Yes, sometimes there will be people that talk about how they're on day fourteen, and a lot of them I've noticed just start saying the at so that they won't have to deal with it. But like, no matter how anybody says it, there will be a bunch of people in the comments being ugly about it. And I'm like, this person is walking, do you understand how far they are going to walk? What if this was not what we were focused on? I feel like this, I mean, we're getting now into the shades of like why do people have to yell at each other on the internet? But like my variation on this recently, it's not about pronunciation but about various cooking accounts and like the refusal to acknowledge that people have different taste oh, in different ways of preparing things right, And it'll be like, I'm listen, if you ever just are bored and need entertainment and like your television's broken, go to the New York Times cooking post and watch people yell at each other under them because it's literally like it's not even like ooh, I didn't like this. It's like I made this and it was garbage and I hate you and I'm not subscribing. Like it literally escalates to this like wild level in seconds. And then you know, if someone goes, I made this and I actually thought it was pretty good, there's a herd of people who want to tell them that they clearly have the palette of like a badger and they shouldn't be allowed in a kitchen. And like it's never just like, oh, I don't that doesn't work for me. It's always like, and you are a monster and you're bad. Yeah, yeah, you probably cook with crayons. I know. This is one of the ways that I feel really conflicted about like where we are and the ability to communicate with each other, because I think the Internet and social media have made it possible for people who did not have a community before to find a community. Yeah, but it's also made it so much easier to just be ugly, and ugliness is such a big part of like the internet culture at this point, and I don't love it. I'm like, hey, what if we all remembered we're all on the same planet with the same sun and the same moon. We're all here together. We're all trapped on one rock hurdling through space. Be cool, and that's where we'll end this half. We talked about Milton Bradley and the Checkered Game of Life this week. Yep, there have been so many versions of this game, even in the modern versions where I'm like, yikes, yeah, there was on the original. On some of the original versions there was a square you could land on that kind of encouraged things like playing the stock market and speculation that got taken off. And even in the modern ones, I remember, and then I thought I may have misremembered and been experiencing a cerebral event something that I then went and looked at ads, and it was in the ads, which is that you used to get sent to a poor farm, which is sucky. That's yeah, the whole thing is sucky. The newer versions of Life are a trip because like, you don't get cash you used to, like I remember Life being one of those games like Monopoly where you would get lots of paper involved, and now the newer ones have you get like a debit card essentially, and it's like I think they even have a partnership with Visa. Yeah, and it's like about They always say that it is about teaching kids financial responsibility, but it's also like, I don't know, the whole thing is weird anymore. I don't think we played a lot of the Game of Life. I mean I have played it before, but I feel like it was a game that like somebody who baby sat us at or something like. I don't think it was a game we had at home. Yeah, I mean I wonder too, because like the Game of Life, historically, as we grew up playing, it was very gendered. Right. You had a car that was either pink or blue if you were a boy or a girl, and you had little pegs that represented you and the other people in your family that were all either pink or blue for the same reasons. And I'm like, that's not really today that I mean, are there other colors I haven't investigated. I don't have no idea, But I also one. I did love the ad campaigns for the Game of Life because they're preposterously funny. Right, It's like a ten year old going I had twins and just like a lot Oh yeah. I also just have the get Lucky with the Game of Life jingle on in my head on repeat. The whole time we've been recording this. Oh yeah, mine is you can be a winner at the Game of Life. Oh I forgot that one. I love that one. That was my favorite, even though the actual ad is probably one of my less favorites in terms of how it plays out. But it's very funny. I will say this though, which makes me sound like I was a ruthless child, and I was in some ways because I did not want to play the Game of Life. Okay, I was a monopoly kid because I wanted to destroy all I wanted. I was that monster child that wanted to build up every one of my properties to the point where like Dubai would look on with envy. And then I wanted to charge people. I remember charging somebody who did not have the money to pay me when they landed on my square. I was like, you can keep playing. I'm not going to bank, but you will be racking up interest. What a monstrous kid. So I in my memory, my paternal grandmother had two board games at her house when my brother, cousin and I were of the age to play them, and those were Battleship and Monopoly, and my brother, no, my cousin, and I would gang up on my brother. Oh yeah, alliances and and upset him so much. Sorry, sorry, Matt, I'm very sorry that that Rad and I were so bad to you playing Monopoly as children. I feel like that's always how it went. It was always me and my cousin ganging up on my brother, and then my grandmother would be like, y'a'll be nice. But that's not how that works. Those don't foster niceness. No. Well, and that whole game has its own story of it being a game originally that was about the grossness of capitalism that then became a game that celebrates capitalism. There's a whole that's a whole other story. Yeah, there's lots of other work out there on there. That article from The New Yorker that Jim Lapour wrote, who is a history professor, made an interesting point that I hadn't considered about the game of life, which is that you're not the way you're competing with other players is not in a way that directly impacts them. You're on your own journey and you're just trying to get through your stuff fastest, unlike something like Monopoly, where it is a little more ruthless and like you're trying to take down other people, and I was like, oh, that's an interesting thing I had not thought about. Although, of course, in the actual game of real world life, if your only goal is to acquire wealth, you are probably going to take down other people. That's a different matter. And there are also a number of awesome board games that are cooperative and everyone and playing is working together to achieva goal. Yes, yeah, that's I feel like. That is how I like to play video games now. Like I don't love the games where you just drop in and get you know, destroyed by somebody randomly, right, I really like the ones for a while. When when the first version of Battlefront two is out, I'm almost reluctant to bring up Battlefront because it's going through a little rough moment right now. But they used to have a setting that was called Play All Maps, and basically Brian and I would make sure we run the same team. We would hit play All Maps and we would spend like four hours just running around the Star Wars universe together, you know, trying to shoot droids, which was a very good date night for us. Yeah, and I would like to do those again, but yeah, I don't. I don't so much want to fight with my friends in games the way I did when I was a kid. Now I've gotten to be such a hippie as an adult and like everybody be kind. Who can adopt the most cats? That will be my board game. Yeah. We So there's a game. I think it's called The Tea Dragon Society. I'm doing this for memory, and it's been a while since I've played. But it is a game. You have these little dragons and tea. It is a card game. And I was playing it with some friends and three of us were interested in, you know, having a good time with these adorable dragons and their tea and flowers and et cetera. And Friend number four sort of created an engine like he was actually playing the game, like playing it to win. He created an engine with the cards so that every turn he got all of the stuff. And we were just like, we are not we do not have the same goal for our This is not the same game. Noh. So anyway, I don't do many board games these days, not for lack of interest. It's just hard to like find a time when people I would want to play with can all be in the same place. Right. Uh, you know, we're all a little probably silly levels of busy, but maybe maybe that will be a mid year resolution for me. I'll add in, Yeah, yeah, I do. I do play some board So we've gotten requests for a history of board games episode that's like going, can I get a history of the sun? Yeah, and big this is maybe gonna be ironic since we just I just wrote six impossible episodes on etiquette manuals, which was like, admittedly from the beginning, like this is a very eurocentric etiquette manual thing. I feel like it would be a huge disservice to that topic to have it be really eurocentric. And I also don't feel like it's possible to be more global with it and have it fit into an episode. There's so much so like that is something that I've thought about and that's where I landed on it. Yeah, that's tricky. I hope if this is your weekend coming up, that you get to maybe play a game with somebody that you like playing with and that has similar objectives and approaches to those games to you. If it's not your time off coming up, we hope that you still get to have a good time and maybe play a game. 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Welcome to Stuff you missed in History Class, a production of iHeartRadio Habby Friday. I'm Tracy B. Wilson and I'm Holly Frye. I'm hoping that at this moment I have safely returned home from a successful trip to see the total solar eclipse a bunch of us. As we're recording this, we're going to go to Texas. By the time it comes out, we will have gone to Texas and come back. We selected a place in the path of totality that seemed like it had a better chance of not having cloud cover than like the parts of New England that the path of totality is going to go through, which would been much closer, and also places that we felt like we could get to in a reasonable way to do this last time total solar eclipse. Same essentially group of people. We went to Columbia, Missouri, and it was great, and we did have a little bit of cloud cover that was making us nervous, but the clouds cleared over the sun just in time for totality to happen. And this is why I don't really get behind the criticisms of the people who were like, well, this five eighty five BCE eclipse would have been so late in the day probably they wouldn't have even noticed that the eclipse happened. I think they would have noticed because the total solar eclipse did not feel like a cloud covering up the Sun. No, I have another thought, but keep going. Yeah, okay. The comparison between the eclipsed sun and not eclipsed son was a lot more dramatic than like a cloud blue in, even a big cloud blue in or a storm blue in. It became really eerily quiet, and then nighttime animals started making nighttime noises. It was really one of the It was just like a profound experience. This is fascinating to me. Yeah, I don't get moved by them like that. Well have you I have gone and traveled. Oh yes, okay, and I'm like neat. Yeah, and it's neat. But that's like then I'm ready to rock and roll. It's time to go. But I love that people get so excited about it. It's just one of those things where I'm like cool, because I love astronomy and stuff. You would think I would be like you, guys, everybody shut up, this is really important. But well, it's not a sculpture. It's not a piece of art. Vishal Lebron did not touch it. So yeah, that's I don't know. And I also like I do, especially in the wintertime, Like in the wintertime, a lot of times I will try to hike at the warmest point of the day, which a lot of times is going to be in the late afternoon. So a lot of times I am returning home from hiking as the sun is setting. And I still think, I still think that would have been something that would have been noticeable. So I just like, just me personally, I don't really agree with the argument that like probably the armies would not have noticed an eclipse, if eclipse if it was starting late in the day towards unde sunset. Now this is where my other thought comes in, Okay, because I hear you it is a dramatic like visual thing, but you're not fighting hand to hand combat when you're seeing them. I guess that's also true. Like that's that's the mitigator for me, is like if I were engaged in combat, I would be like, cool, it's dark. I don't have time to look at that, like I might die. But I don't know enough about how how their flavor of combat played out to know how much of that really was like what I'm envisioning largely from film and occasional woodcuts, versus like if they were just sitting around waiting for the next maneuver, Right, I don't know that would be that would be the shifter in that one. But I don't know. I guess yeah. Well, and then there's also the argument of like, there probably wasn't an eclipse like that. Some of the papers that I read doing research for this were very stride. They were like, the eclipse is a fiction. Yeah. I have more questions, but they're kind of personal in nature, and you might not want to answer them on the show. Well, we can clut them out if okay, because this is pure curiosity. I'm just I have been peppering portracy with questions today for I don't know if I'm just super tired, so I've become a toddler and I have a million ques. When you say an eclipse for you is a very profound experience, like profound in what way? Like what is your takeaway? Do you feel differently about the world or the cosmos in your place in it? Or is it profound just in like the starkness of its difference from day to day life. So I will confess that when I was in maybe third grade, there was a total annular eclipse that crossed North Carolina right where we lived, in the path of totality. And if I'm remembering this correctly, this happened during the school day. We all went outside and watched it with little pinhole cameras made of index cards. I also remember another solar eclipse that I feel like was maybe a partial solar eclipse that we did something similar in the yard at home because it was not a school day. Neither of those when I was a child really struck me as anything impressive at all, and I was like, as I don't know why you're out here making me look at these things through index cards. It's a shadow like why why I could be playing. Yeah. So then this one that was in twenty seventeen, which a group of us went to Columbia, Missouri together, I was sort of like, this just theme seems like a cool thing to do. At that point, I had not seen an actual total solar eclipse within the path of totality, and I had just seen this total annular eclipse before which that makes like a ring around there's still a ring of sun visible, and so I kind of went sort of like feeling like it would be a fun thing to do, an interesting and we went out to this It was sort of a wildlife preservation area and it was a whole group of us together. The people that I was with were all people who were very interested in what we were doing. One person background in a related field, gotcha, so like to this person personally, I think would have been particularly affected. So some of it was witnessing all the things that happened when the sun disappeared, right because we had picked a point, we were close to the longest duration of the totality, so there was enough time in the state of totality that like interesting things happened around us involving how the animals behaved to what we were doing. And then part of it was also like how much it struck other people that I was with, So I sort of by osmosis, right, you're part of the group dynamic. Yeah, And then also there's just the part of like witnessing this thing where these the fact that we have eclipses. It all only happens because of the position of the moon and the Earth and our relation to the sun, and if if that alignment was not what it is, we would not have them. So yeah, it was a lot of stuff together, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, it just feels momentous. Yeah. I will also just have a note that I did try to find good pronunciation guidance for this episode, and boy, like some things I found Greek pronunciations for don't actually know whether the Greek pronunciation now would be remotely like right, the Greek pronunciation then. And also they were names of people that weren't necessarily in Greek to start with. And then similarly, sometimes there are Latin pronunciations that's maybe totally different, and then you'll have English pronunciations, and then sometimes just no pronunciations by anyone reputable seeming to say anything about any of this. So like, we did try, but I'm not gonna say that anything that we did would pass some kind of scrutiny. I say, a person who's say entire PhD is about, you know, this region of the world in the sixth century BC. Right, Well, I mean we have talked about pronunciation so many times, and it also comes down to you. I bet during the sixth century bce. Not everybody said it the same way. Yeah, yeah, we have. We We've gotten some pronunciation corrections recently from things that I'm like, I'm not sure what you are trying to tell me, because there are two at least pronunciations for the thing that you are rhyming it with, and I don't know which you are mirking with. Yeah, yeah, I mean that happens all the time. It's Yeah, there's a fun thing I've probably mentioned before, uh for my Star Wars dork, but Dave Felony, who is I forget his exact title, but he's, you know, the Grand Pooba of Star Wars creativity at this point. But he started doing a thing that I found really fascinating and kind of cool. Which is it like if he's being interviewed and a thing comes up that people have pronounced differently in Star Wars at various times in the course of the interview, he'll use both pronunciations. I love this because he's like they're both valid, and I like, that's fine, we all know what we're talking about. And I was like, oh, this is very genius. Yeah yeah, yeah. Some of the things we hear from folks about I are sort of equivalent to like the word wat er. Most of us in the US say it sort of similarly to water, right, which has a D in it and not a T, which is not how it's spelled. But then there's like variations on just that, Like there are people that say it more like water. Yeah, well I can't even do it. Uh so, Yeah, there's just there's so much difference in accents and how people's mouths work. I will once again invoke the great Facebook crayon war. Oh, people got so mad, which we had to. That word came up on a recent episode and it was on me and I was like, oh gosh, I hope this doesn't happen again. I know everybody says it differently. I say it crayon. My spouse says it closer to cryon, which is the pronunciation people got the most angry about when they were fighting about the pronunciation of crayon on our Facebook. This is so long ago, but was so dramatic. We both still remember it was. Really I was just like I did because we had done one on the history of Krayola creons, and I certainly didn't know what an incendi or topic. Well, I think the only thing that's happened recently that even compares to that is the fight p people had about whether The Velveteen Rabbit is an appropriate book for children and whether you should interpret it in a way that is happy or sad, and people got verbally violent about it. People feel ways about things. They sure do, they sure do, thats what's up? I'm you know. I always go the hippie route of like, both points are valid. Yes, we can all say it however we want, because nine times out of ten in context is perfectly clear what you're talking about. To just understand what the person meant, then mission accomplished. I also just love the variance of audio musicality of people saying things different ways. Oh me too, I think it's beautiful. Often when I'm like, oh, that's how you say that. That sounds pretty indifferent than the way I say it, or like, ooh that sounds really forceful and different than the way I've ever heard it. I love those Yeah, yeah, not everybody does. No. I follow a bunch of through hikers on TikTok because while I do not think I will ever through hike anything difficult myself, I do like to watch other people doing it and the different ways the people will say the thing I say as the Appalachian Trail, and sometimes fighting words. Yes, sometimes there will be people that talk about how they're on day fourteen, and a lot of them I've noticed just start saying the at so that they won't have to deal with it. But like, no matter how anybody says it, there will be a bunch of people in the comments being ugly about it. And I'm like, this person is walking, do you understand how far they are going to walk? What if this was not what we were focused on? I feel like this, I mean, we're getting now into the shades of like why do people have to yell at each other on the internet? But like my variation on this recently, it's not about pronunciation but about various cooking accounts and like the refusal to acknowledge that people have different taste oh, in different ways of preparing things right, And it'll be like, I'm listen, if you ever just are bored and need entertainment and like your television's broken, go to the New York Times cooking post and watch people yell at each other under them because it's literally like it's not even like ooh, I didn't like this. It's like I made this and it was garbage and I hate you and I'm not subscribing. Like it literally escalates to this like wild level in seconds. And then you know, if someone goes, I made this and I actually thought it was pretty good, there's a herd of people who want to tell them that they clearly have the palette of like a badger and they shouldn't be allowed in a kitchen. And like it's never just like, oh, I don't that doesn't work for me. It's always like, and you are a monster and you're bad. Yeah, yeah, you probably cook with crayons. I know. This is one of the ways that I feel really conflicted about like where we are and the ability to communicate with each other, because I think the Internet and social media have made it possible for people who did not have a community before to find a community. Yeah, but it's also made it so much easier to just be ugly, and ugliness is such a big part of like the internet culture at this point, and I don't love it. I'm like, hey, what if we all remembered we're all on the same planet with the same sun and the same moon. We're all here together. We're all trapped on one rock hurdling through space. Be cool, and that's where we'll end this half. We talked about Milton Bradley and the Checkered Game of Life this week. Yep, there have been so many versions of this game, even in the modern versions where I'm like, yikes, yeah, there was on the original. On some of the original versions there was a square you could land on that kind of encouraged things like playing the stock market and speculation that got taken off. And even in the modern ones, I remember, and then I thought I may have misremembered and been experiencing a cerebral event something that I then went and looked at ads, and it was in the ads, which is that you used to get sent to a poor farm, which is sucky. That's yeah, the whole thing is sucky. The newer versions of Life are a trip because like, you don't get cash you used to, like I remember Life being one of those games like Monopoly where you would get lots of paper involved, and now the newer ones have you get like a debit card essentially, and it's like I think they even have a partnership with Visa. Yeah, and it's like about They always say that it is about teaching kids financial responsibility, but it's also like, I don't know, the whole thing is weird anymore. I don't think we played a lot of the Game of Life. I mean I have played it before, but I feel like it was a game that like somebody who baby sat us at or something like. I don't think it was a game we had at home. Yeah, I mean I wonder too, because like the Game of Life, historically, as we grew up playing, it was very gendered. Right. You had a car that was either pink or blue if you were a boy or a girl, and you had little pegs that represented you and the other people in your family that were all either pink or blue for the same reasons. And I'm like, that's not really today that I mean, are there other colors I haven't investigated. I don't have no idea, But I also one. I did love the ad campaigns for the Game of Life because they're preposterously funny. Right, It's like a ten year old going I had twins and just like a lot Oh yeah. I also just have the get Lucky with the Game of Life jingle on in my head on repeat. The whole time we've been recording this. Oh yeah, mine is you can be a winner at the Game of Life. Oh I forgot that one. I love that one. That was my favorite, even though the actual ad is probably one of my less favorites in terms of how it plays out. But it's very funny. I will say this though, which makes me sound like I was a ruthless child, and I was in some ways because I did not want to play the Game of Life. Okay, I was a monopoly kid because I wanted to destroy all I wanted. I was that monster child that wanted to build up every one of my properties to the point where like Dubai would look on with envy. And then I wanted to charge people. I remember charging somebody who did not have the money to pay me when they landed on my square. I was like, you can keep playing. I'm not going to bank, but you will be racking up interest. What a monstrous kid. So I in my memory, my paternal grandmother had two board games at her house when my brother, cousin and I were of the age to play them, and those were Battleship and Monopoly, and my brother, no, my cousin, and I would gang up on my brother. Oh yeah, alliances and and upset him so much. Sorry, sorry, Matt, I'm very sorry that that Rad and I were so bad to you playing Monopoly as children. I feel like that's always how it went. It was always me and my cousin ganging up on my brother, and then my grandmother would be like, y'a'll be nice. But that's not how that works. Those don't foster niceness. No. Well, and that whole game has its own story of it being a game originally that was about the grossness of capitalism that then became a game that celebrates capitalism. There's a whole that's a whole other story. Yeah, there's lots of other work out there on there. That article from The New Yorker that Jim Lapour wrote, who is a history professor, made an interesting point that I hadn't considered about the game of life, which is that you're not the way you're competing with other players is not in a way that directly impacts them. You're on your own journey and you're just trying to get through your stuff fastest, unlike something like Monopoly, where it is a little more ruthless and like you're trying to take down other people, and I was like, oh, that's an interesting thing I had not thought about. Although, of course, in the actual game of real world life, if your only goal is to acquire wealth, you are probably going to take down other people. That's a different matter. And there are also a number of awesome board games that are cooperative and everyone and playing is working together to achieva goal. Yes, yeah, that's I feel like. That is how I like to play video games now. Like I don't love the games where you just drop in and get you know, destroyed by somebody randomly, right, I really like the ones for a while. When when the first version of Battlefront two is out, I'm almost reluctant to bring up Battlefront because it's going through a little rough moment right now. But they used to have a setting that was called Play All Maps, and basically Brian and I would make sure we run the same team. We would hit play All Maps and we would spend like four hours just running around the Star Wars universe together, you know, trying to shoot droids, which was a very good date night for us. Yeah, and I would like to do those again, but yeah, I don't. I don't so much want to fight with my friends in games the way I did when I was a kid. Now I've gotten to be such a hippie as an adult and like everybody be kind. Who can adopt the most cats? That will be my board game. Yeah. We So there's a game. I think it's called The Tea Dragon Society. I'm doing this for memory, and it's been a while since I've played. But it is a game. You have these little dragons and tea. It is a card game. And I was playing it with some friends and three of us were interested in, you know, having a good time with these adorable dragons and their tea and flowers and et cetera. And Friend number four sort of created an engine like he was actually playing the game, like playing it to win. He created an engine with the cards so that every turn he got all of the stuff. And we were just like, we are not we do not have the same goal for our This is not the same game. Noh. So anyway, I don't do many board games these days, not for lack of interest. It's just hard to like find a time when people I would want to play with can all be in the same place. Right. Uh, you know, we're all a little probably silly levels of busy, but maybe maybe that will be a mid year resolution for me. I'll add in, Yeah, yeah, I do. I do play some board So we've gotten requests for a history of board games episode that's like going, can I get a history of the sun? Yeah, and big this is maybe gonna be ironic since we just I just wrote six impossible episodes on etiquette manuals, which was like, admittedly from the beginning, like this is a very eurocentric etiquette manual thing. I feel like it would be a huge disservice to that topic to have it be really eurocentric. And I also don't feel like it's possible to be more global with it and have it fit into an episode. There's so much so like that is something that I've thought about and that's where I landed on it. Yeah, that's tricky. I hope if this is your weekend coming up, that you get to maybe play a game with somebody that you like playing with and that has similar objectives and approaches to those games to you. If it's not your time off coming up, we hope that you still get to have a good time and maybe play a game. Sometimes I can fit a game in on a weeknight. If you are trucking along through life and getting relaxation and being kind, we hope you reach happy old age. We will be right back here again tomorrow with a classic, and then on Monday there will be another brand new episode. Stuff You Missed in History Class is a production of iHeartRadio. For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.