Monstrefact Redux: The Kallikantzaros

Published Dec 21, 2022, 11:00 AM

In this episode of STBYM’s The Monstrefact, Robert discusses a holiday monster...

Welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind, a production of My Heart Radio. Hi, my name is Robert Lamb and this is the Monster Fact, a short form series from Stuff to Blow Your Mind, focusing in on mythical creatures, ideas and monsters in time. Make no mistake, the winter holidays are a time of monsters. The Yule Lads sneak in from the shadows, Gorilla hungers for the flesh of naughty children in the darkness, and sinister crampus stalks down from the snow covered peaks with chains and switches and child basket in tow. Even Santa Claus is an immortal being who rules over elves and bioluminescent reindeer. But the creatures I want to highlight today are the Calcanzari from the legends and folklore of Greece. They are described as giant, shaggy satyr like creatures, not entirely unlike the crampus of Alpine traditions. But the Calkanzari are subterranean creatures. They thrive in the dark, they hate the light, and above all else, they hate the world tree, which supports the heavens with its lofty branches and even connects the underworld through its vast system of roots. The Calakanzari, in their tunnels gnaw or saw the roots of the world tree in an attempt to fell it and bring down the universe as well. But as winter sets in during the time between Christmas and Epiphany, the nights grow long and dark enough that the Calakanzari conventure above ground, and so they neglect their great work of undoing and instead damage crops, kill livestock, and dance, dance, dance. If they catch you alone on the road at night, they might make you dance and dance and dance till you die of exhaustion. Though likewise, as Cloris Carol Rose points out in Giants, Monsters and Dragons, you might also defeat the Calakanzari at their own game by keeping them dancing until the sun finally comes up. But alas it is a season of darkness, the Calakanzari run wild. Even human infants born during this time must be tested to make sure they are not actually creatures of the dark. But after the day of Epiphany, the days grow longer again and the Calakanzari can no longer rule the night above ground. Grumbling, they return once more to the destruction of the World Tree's roots system and find that during the holiday festivities, the roots have regenerated completely and they must now begin their work all over again. Tune in for additional installments of the Monster fact or the Artifact each week as always as you can. Email us at contact at stuff to Blow your Mind dot com. Stuff to Blow Your Mind is a production of I Heart Radio. For more podcasts from my heart Radio, visit the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

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