In this week's strange news segment, Ben, Matt and Noel discuss: the Onion's all-but-certain acquisition of Alex Jones's Infowars, pasta heists and pasta surveillance, zoonotic threats on the horizon, fuel concerns in the EU, and the hilarious fact of Meta/Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg creating his own AI avatar to skip meetings.

Was Jeffrey Epstein A Spy?
1:20:09

Introducing: The Girlfriends: Trust Me Babe
01:54

CLASSIC: What happened to Rebecca Coriam?
1:07:51