The Epstein saga continues to unfold, despite the US government saying there's "nothing to see here." China will hire you to be a wild man. UNO rolls out in Vegas. Swedish royal bodyguards accidentally leak location data via fitness apps. Twitter wants you to get an AI girlfriend. Oh, and Yeti Blood Oaths. All this and more in this week's strange news segment.

Listener Mail: Lasers, Barack Obama on Aliens, and More
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Big Brother Is In Your Grocery Store
1:01:41

CLASSIC: When We Become Our Phones
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