She Posted A Picture of My Gifts

Published Jul 23, 2024, 4:12 PM

Dear Steve and Shirley, I'm a thirty three year old single woman and I've been in a long distance relationship for the past eight months. He pursued me, and he claimed that he didn't care about the distance because it was love at first sight for him. I had strong feelings for him once I got to know him, but something was keeping me from him from falling head over heels in love with him. He said it was hard to get me to soften up and let my guard down. So I did something that I usually would never do. I drove two hours to surprise him. Last week, I snuck in the gate at his complex and I was sitting in my car in a skin tight dress when he got home from work........................................

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Thank you, nephew. Write us if you need us. Subject. She posted a picture of my gifts. She posted a picture of my gifts. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty three year old single woman and I've been in a long distance relationship for the past eight months. He pursued me, and he claimed that he didn't care about the distance because it was love at first sight for him. I had strong feelings for him once I got to know him, but something was keeping me from him from falling head over heels in love with him. He said it was hard to get me to soften up and let my guard down. So I did something that I usually would never do. I drove two hours to surprise him. Last week, I snuck in the gate at his complex and I was sitting in my car in a skin tight dress when he got home from work. I already made sure he didn't have plans. That night, I went to a restaurant by his place and had a big charcuterie board made for him, and I got expensive champagne and expensive chocolates. He was very surprised to see me, but not in a good way. He complained that his house was nasty and said he didn't want me to see him without a haircut. When he finally went inside, he asked me to sit in the kitchen for a while so he could clean up. After an hour of waiting alone, I put the cheese and champagne in the fridge and I left quietly without telling him. I drove two hours back home, disappointed and sad, but glad that I kept my guard up with him. He called me seventeen times that night, but I ignored him because I was done with him after that. The next night, his ex girlfriend posted a picture of the gifts that I bought, and she tagged him in the picture, like he bought this stuff. I want her to know that he didn't buy that for her, I did. I am ready to expose him. Should I tell his ex? How do I get revenge on him? Okay, listen. By leaving him after being in that kitchen for an hour and being done with him, like you said, that's really all the revenge you need. You made the right decision. You trusted your instincts by not going all in with him. You said something was keeping you from falling ahead over heels in love with him, So you trusted your instincts. You didn't do like a whole lot of other women and ignore the red flags you saw them early on. That's major women stay in relationships way too long because they ignored those signs, the very obvious red red flags. Because you know, we always think we can change a man. We talk a lot about this on this show, about that on this show, and we just end up getting hurt. So if you're over it, be over it. That means leaving him, leaving her to posts all of that on social media, all that let it go. Who cares if she knows you bought the stuff? Who cares if you expose him? That's like backtracking on a man you said yourself you were done with so prove it. Be done with him. Keep your word, and I'll say it again, be done with him, Tommy, don't nobody won't.

No damn charcuti reboy. Ain't about all this cheese. You just stopping that man up. He don't want all this cheese, all these meats. He just backed up, all all this backed up foods. You got chocolate and chocolate and cheese and these little meats that ain't cooked. And you just you think you're doing something that none nobody want all that. You got this man all backed up. That man want a housekeeper. You see his house is nasty. That man needs somebody to clean up around there. And here you is coming up there with more food. We don't need all that. We need somebody to clean up. We need a house keeper. And so if you want to help out, fine, If you don't, let's get to the part that you want. You say you want revenge, Well you come to the right place because I am petty. I am petty, and I am the man that can help you get through it. So that's what I want you to do. You know, he calls seventeen times trying to get things, trying to work things out. You didn't pick up the phone. You really threw with him, but you mad because he done gave the stuff to his eggs and now she posting it like he done done something special for her. Get back in his life for just a few days. That's what I want you to do. Okay, Get back in his life for a few get things going real well. Soon as you get things going real well, I want you to order about five pounds of shrimp.

Okay.

I want you to take his curtain rod down and put that raw shrimp in the curtain rods and then put the cap back on that curtain rod. Put that curtain back up on your stand and say, we working on something now. I want you to put that I ain't lying to you. I want you to know. This is what the next thing I want you to do. I want you to find some poison ivy. Okay, put that all in his drawer, away, his underwear all up in there. We want to put that. Put that poison. If you want revenge, don't you put that. Put put that poison ivy all up in there, All up in there, now here go. My next thing I want you to do. Find his shampoo bottle. Okay, find his shampoo bottle. I want you to put bleach blonde in there. Bleach blonde inside that shampoo bottle. That's what I want you to do. Now here go the last one. This the that's the big one. All the doors to his car. I want you to buy that thing. You see the commercials all the time. Flex seal that flex here, you know it'll hold everything down. I want you to flex seal every door shut except the hatch, like if he got a truck, so the only way he can get in is through the hatch. You understand what I'm saying. So, so when see him, baby girl, this is what we want to see. He gonna be smety like shrimp. He gonna be scratching. He gonna be scratching because he's got that pose of ivy in his draw. And then lands would not leave. He gonna walk around with the bleach blonde half. You understand what I'm saying. Now, that's how you get rabine. You want to be petty. Tommy will help you be petty. And what I want you to do when you see him show up with your chocouteric border, eat your cheese and meat right in front of him, girl, and drink your champagne. She can say, Baby, you don't play me the way you played me. You get the ravenge at the end. That's Tommy will help you get that. And trust me, that whole house gonna be smeitty like shrimp.

All right, we'll hear from Junior and hear more of our responses to today's Strawberry letter. Twenty three minutes after the subject, she posted a picture of my gifts. We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening hard morning show. All right, guys, it's time to recapture today's Strawberry letter. The subject she posted a picture of my gifts. This is written from a woman who's thirty three years old. She's single. She's been in a long distance relationship with a guy for the past eight months. He lives about two hours from her. She said he pursued her. It was love at first sight. She wasn't head over heels in love with him because just something was keeping her from that. She didn't know what it was, but something was keeping her from that. He told her it was hard because she had her guard up, so you know, she tried to she tried to soften herself up a little bit. She drove two hours to surprise him. She snuck in his gate at his complex. She had a charcuterie board, She had some cheese, some champagne. She had on a skin tight dress. She knew he didn't have anything to do that night, so she was at his house when he got home from work. He was surprised to see her, she said, but it wasn't a good surprise, not in a good way. So he asked her to come inside and sit in the kitchen because his house was nasty and he wanted to clean up up. She said, she sat in that kitchen for a whole hour. After that, she left and she said she was done with him. Then she looked on social media and some woman had posted the gifts she brought for him on social media, thinking he brought her though he bought her the gifts for her, and she wants to expose him. This woman wants revenge, so she wants to know should she tell his ex and how does she get revenge on him? I said, leave him, be done with him, like you said, Tommy said, put some shrimp in a shower rot put some poison ivy in his underwear, and put some flex seal on his car door. It's okay.

In the shampoo bottle. We got to have that bleach blown. You got to have that bee's blood.

That's how you get revenge, Junior, what you got?

Well, I guess I gotta go with Sherty in Tom because I don't know how to get revenge on cheese and crackers. I do not know. I have no idea how we come back on.

Cheese and crackers.

You know what?

The crazy part about this he is Carling. That's not the issue.

I need to know how you sat in there and ate the cheese and crackers in the nasty house.

That's what I need to know. How you just sitting.

There just putting cheese and crackers and meat on top of a cracker and you just bite it and don't say nothing about the shirt, the shoes, the filts, the dishes in the sink, the ring and the bathroom tub. You don't say nothing by none of this. And you got to sit in the kitchen. You supposed to eat this in your own car. You're supposed to just leave, That's why. And then how you gonna overlook the lady that's eating your cheese and crackers.

She is not the ex she is currently doing. This is current, the current, that's what this is now.

And the Charny told you, hey, go ahead and do what you said you was gonna do.

You said you're gonna leave the man.

Yeah, you didn't want him.

Let him had that cheese and crackers and that cheap bottle champagne.

You don't even care, you said, expensive champagne and chocolates, though she said that.

When have you seen expensive champagne in a nasty house? When when have you seen that?

That?

Don't go together?

None of that?

Man, I'm telling you, I go to Tommy house. Tommy got all kinds of great stuff, but Tommy house ain't nasty.

Even see that it fit.

Got great stuff at the house, but the house ain't nasty either. Shirley got great stuff, Mom got grace of that, but the house ain't nasty. You said, there bit this food off this securtary board because I can't even say it. I can't even say it, that's all. And sat there in the nasty house to living.

Room were an hour for a whole hour.

What's it called the tutor to the tutor thing? Spell it spell it c H C A T the report. May y'all know what this is.

I don't know.

I ain't never had one. I ain't never had one. All mine was all head cheese on the cracker.

That's all I know.

I ain't seen this before. When the fact you my sit yet? You can sit yet?

But Junior he called her seventeen times. What did he want? What was he trying to tell her? What did he want?

I would say he called her to try to come back. He just finished cleaning the god dog on house. That's why it took him all that time.

Where you leave?

I need all this work.

I just got.

I just got the vacuum.

I just got Yeah, I just finished. I got the lines in the rug right now, come on back. You got to come back and.

See this.

That right there, Chuck Cooterick?

How you saying?

Okay, come back and eat the Chuck Cootery boy with his whole house. I didn't dust it. I didn't dust it. You don't leave me after I had finished dust it.

I love those lines in the carpet.

Yeah, you gotta hit the line.

I did all this minute the house fifty That house was nasty, yep, that's why it took so long.

Why was the house so nasty? He's just because he's.

Just by yourself two hours away. If she lived it, it wouldn't look like that he woulda ate that. She could have ate that all the way back home. To be honest with you.

I don't think she ate it. Skin tight dress.

You ain't got to stop at buckets or nothing. Just eat that all the way home.

Yeah, clearly you overdressed for the house.

You really did. You really overdressed for that damn house. Did put on way too much.

You could just put on a jogging suit and just walked in there.

You go, a royal medical suit.

You needed some white all you need the same thing. They gotta talk to President.

Biden, the same thing, same outfit.

For these You need some loves, we need a bunch of stuff, but you don't need a sexy dress.

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