Dear Steve and Shirley, I have a big problem. Two years ago I relocated for work. Before I moved I had a special lady that I enjoyed spending time with. She was a big fine woman, thick in all of the right places. It's been a year since I had seen her and I was missing her good loving so I called her and told her I was sending her a bus ticket to come visit me. Yes, a bus ticket because a brother ain't rich. The weekend finally came and I was so excited to see her, but oh my goodness when this woman got off the bus I swear I barely recognized her. She had almost doubled in size in the past year............
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All right, go here show all right, hold on tie strawberry letter. All right, this is a long one. The subject my ex girlfriend is a huge problem. Dear Stephen Shirley, I have a big problem. Two years ago, I relocated for work. Before I moved, I had a special lady that I enjoyed spending time with. She was a big, fine woman, thick in all of the right places. It had been a year since I had seen her, and I was missing her good loving so I called her and told her I was sending her a bus ticket to come visit me. Yes, a bus ticket, because a brother ain't rich. What The weekend finally came and I was so excited to see her. But oh my goodness, when this woman got off the bus, I swear I barely recognized her. She had almost doubled in size in the patch year. Don't get me wrong, I like big girls, but she should have told me that she gained a lot of weight. I didn't say anything, and I tried not to look shocked. As soon as we got in the car, she pulled out a bag of snacks and offered me a brownie. I always loved her cooking, so I ate a brownie. When we got to my apartment, I ate another brownie. Then I realized something wasn't quite right. Oh, I was high as heck. She admitted that the brownies had weed in them, like it was no big deal. I was sitting on the couch trying to get myself together when all of a sudden, she climbed on me and said she was going to give me exactly what I'd been missing. All I could do was lie there, pinned to the couch. She took advantage of me for what seemed like hours. I wanted to yell out for her to stop, but nothing came out because I was too high. I ended up passing out on the couch. The next day. I told her that I felt violated. She said she could tell that I had had a problem with her weight, so she took matters into her own hands. I couldn't wait to get this big, wild woman out of my house. Now she keeps calling and texting me, and I don't want anything to do with her. How can I get rid of her without hurting her feelings? This is a huge problem. Well, be careful of what you ask for. Humhu, You know what, though, I'm really sorry, Yeah, you do it's a long letter. I'm really sorry that you know you feel violated. I really am, and it's not talked about a lot, but men do get violated, and in this case, you were violated if you felt that way, Um, you know, if this, if this situation were reversed, we probably have a completely different answer for you. But I will tell you this. She is out of your house, she's out of town, so you don't have that to worry about. As far as the phone is concerned. You don't have to answer her calls, I mean, or you can just simply tell her it's not going to work out. You didn't appreciate what she did and all of that. But maybe as a man you don't feel like you should tell her all of that, But I think you should. I think you should be honest with this woman and let her know that what she did is wrong and how you felt about the situation. And please do not send her another bus ticket. All right, that's in your best interest, Steve. Well, it's so much to this letter. Should I just break it down line by line because I used so many angles in this letter. It is Shirley, my ex girlfriend is a huge problem. Dear Stephen, Shirley, I have a big problem right there, you damn show do and it's about to step down off a buff. So the whole time, two years ago, I was okay for a movie. I had a special lady I enjoyed spending. She's a big fan, thicking all the right place. It's been a year since I've seen her, and I was missing her, good loving, So I called her and told her that I was sending her a bus ticket to come visit me. Yes, a bus ticket, because a brother ain't rich. Two things here, when you busting them in, when you busting on the end, we are already dealing with low budget loving man. You busting them in. They bust kids to skip, they bust freedom riding, were busting boycotty. You don't do that in modern day, but you somehow managed to bring that all the way up. We stopped busting back a long time ago. You still doing it now because this is low budget loving. You must deal with another old saying you get what you pay for all right now. See, first of all, what woman you know willing to get up on the bus. I don't know, Sove West, come on now, this woman got off the bus. I swear I barely recognized she had almost doubled in size from the past year because she missed you, so she been eating. You like big women. Don't get me wrong. I like big girls. Okay, well we're gonna get to like it. But she should have told me that she had gained a lot of weight. You didn't ask that. Your cheap ass just sent the bus to You didn't ask because she didn't have to volunteer. Oh you want to see me here? I come. I didn't say anything, and I tried not to look shot his I didn't say anything, and I tried not to look shot. You can't take that look off your faith with a big ass person getting down off a bus the whole side and the bus go down. When she stepped on that last step and you saw that bus looked like it was coming to our it's hard not to look shocked when somebody fitted a turnover a damn bus. Hang on real smer just man used to data woman a year ago missed to loving he liked fine, thick women. He sent for a bus ticket. She got on the bus, and when she got off the bus all hell. He couldn't believe it. She had doubled inside so that's where we are, okay. But I want to bring to your attention is show me the last fine person you've seen on a bus crossing state lines. That's my challenge to you. People that ride the bus looked like they ride the bus de terminal. In the terminal, you know who they in him? Yeah, it's a different crew. They don't have luggage. They have clothes, laundry baskets with closed stuff to them and duct tape. Wow, that's how they travel all they closed in grocery bags and and hafties, zip locks, hefty number one. That's that's it. Yeah, no luggage all right. Now, she had gained a lot of weight. I ain't say anything, and I tried not to look shocked. It's hard not to be because you say little stuff to yourself, like Jesus, good Lord, what the hell she's gonna tell me? I do? I ain't got no extension for the seat man. It's half offended to kill herself. My slam only break. Well. At least she don't need that bag. Yeah, there's this little stuff, he said, this help. As soon as we got in the car, she pulled out a bag of snacks and offered me a brownie. I always loved the cooking, so I ate a brownie. When we got to my problem, I ain't another brownie. Then I realized someone wasn't quite right. I was high as hell. Yeah, and she knew it too. She gave you the brownie to get you off your game. Yeah she didn't brownies got you looped. Now. After she did that, she admitted that her brownies had weed in them, but like it was no big deal. I was sitting on the couch trying to get myself together, when all of a sudden she climbed on me and said she was gonna give me exactly what I had been missing. This about your buster he phone. I am a fit to bring it now, big fitting the brain out. Uma got something for you, Gonna get it to you. Then, what you want to do? What your bus? Then? It is? All I could do was lie there, pin to the couch. Your damn right, your pin She doubled the size she whipping your ass. Actually, actually, what's happened to you in the middle of the ass? Woman, you don't even know it. She didn't pinned you. You're the rest of the match. You'd have been out. She took advantage of me for what seemed like hours. Anytime you want to you don't want to do something. It seemed way long. You're probably in there about eight minutes, felt like any high, big armor, just getting it to you know what the hell going on? I wanted to yell out for her to stop, but she couldn't. You know why, because she had your pin. She cut your wind off. Big people know how to work they weight. She got just weight on. You tried to yell out, but every time you take a deep breath she it cave in your chest mold, so now you can't even take a deep ba then not that's pressed up. So you tried to yell out, but her big ass had your pin. Nothing came out because I was too high. I ended up passing out on the couch. You got choked out, is what happened to you. Boy, You got passed out because you got put out. Next day I told I felt violated. She said that she could tell that I had a problem with her weight. You know what she could tell when she get down off that bus. Because you try not to look shocked, but your ass was. You know when you first see your woman, who lord, ain't ain't ain't a good statement. Whoa lord not whoa whoa mean? Stop? Now she keeps calling and texting me, and I don't want anything to do with her. Why can I get rid of her without hurting her feeling? This is a huge problem. You damn right, it's a huge problem. But here's the first thing you do. I don't want to have anything to do with her. How can I get rid of her without hurting her feeling? You can block her number, or you can just get a whole new phone that you got to get drafted because big people don't give up each I'll tell you right now. People wear your ass down. So now what you want to do is you want to block car and you want to get a new number. Only that problem you can do it. First of all, you got to stop buying bus ticket. Don't buy another damn bus ticket. Busting her in is the first beginning of all your problems. People, was getting off the bus before her, didn't it clue you? In? Damn you're looking at it, people, He come so when she got off the bus, what you thought you just gonna be the rere light jumping down off people the same a ray of light. Yeah, you thought something, angel were gonna come out of this bust. No hear her big ass come Steve. Oh god, she would double the side. Can I ask yourself? See, Shelley, you a fine sister. You can't double though. Ain't nobody fing to do you in double? Carling, you can't double, Monica, you can't double. You can't double. We deal with we. We we work with you where you're at. Everybody got it going on. But what you can't do with double up? All right? Well is that your response? Okay, that's your response to today's Strawberry letter by no more damn bus tickets? Yeah, yes, and call it and Monica next time we travel, just know that y'all answer be coming in on the bus, all right. See, we gotta get out of here. Email us or Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter you're listening to