How Often Should You Get A Massage

Published Apr 15, 2022, 3:11 PM

Dear Steve and Shirley, I’m a 30-year old man and I love working out. I started a new, very intense workout routine last month and my trainer suggested I get a good deep tissue massage to get out the kinks. So, I scheduled a 90-minute deep tissue massage with a massage therapist. It’s an in-home massage service that came highly recommended by my trainer. A day later, a female therapist showed up at my house and I was surprised at how beautiful and in shape she was..............

Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. Guys, and if you need advice and relationships on sex, on dating, on parenting, on work, and more, please please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com. I tried to sound like you on Matt one, nephew and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now. Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter. Okay, I gotta do a disclaimer on this one because it's a little could be a little graphic, so if you have young children in the car, parents, please be aware of that. Okay subject, How often should you get a massage? Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a thirty year old man and I love working out. I started a new very intense workout routine last month and my trainer suggested that I get a good deep tissue massage to get out the kinks. So I scheduled a ninety minute deep tissue massage with a massage therapist. It's an in home massage service that came highly recommended by my trainer. A day later, A female therapist showed up in my house, and I was surprised at how beautiful and in shape she was. She sat up the massage table in the den and I got on top of the table, face down in my underwear. She advised me to get totally undressed so she could work every muscle, including my glutes. I was naked, only covered by a sheet. As she carefully rubbed each muscle in my body, she whispered for me to roll over on my back. She worked on my neck and my shoulders. Then she moved down to my legs and leaned over to whisper, may I may. I shook. I shook my head. This is my letter. I shook my head. Yes, and this fine female therapist grabbed a muscle that I normally don't get massaged, lay there quietly as yeah, as she massaged it. And she even yeah, she even went downtown. I was speechless. She even went downtown. Yeah. Yeah, we can't read, but it means the same thing. Okay, I was speechless, but I was praying that my wife didn't walk in. Yes I'm married, God, but but ye, yes, I'm married. But there is no way I was going to stop this massage therapist because she handled me way better than my wife ever has a Yeah, shut up, I tipped her well and she left. Now I'm not stupid enough to have an affair, but I really really need to see her again. After all, my trainer did tell me that I should get regular massages. There's got to be some way I can justify this, Steve, I need your advice. See yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Threeve, I need your advice. Yeah yeah, all right, I'm right you answering the question, I'm I'm I'm about my head and prayer. Okay. Yeah, he's saying he can't be stupid enough to have an affair. But smart people have affairs. Okay, and if you think you're smart, uh, you know, listen, smart people have affairs. How do you think affairs get started? They get started in some sometimes in these ways, certainly massages sometimes then repeat massages like you want to do. Come on, Mary man, Uh, your trainer and this massus have quite a hustle going on here. Uh, so please be careful never ever write her a check, because what you don't want is for your wife. Well, you stated in the letter, dummy, very clearly that it's not better. She's not better than the masseuse at handling you. I mean, come on, what if your wife comes in and catches you? Okay, do you think about these things? The other thing you have to stop is letting this massus, this massage therapist come into your home and massage you. There's no way you can justify that continually. All right. Your wife could come in and walk in on you at any time. What are you gonna do? Then? Okay, you waited till the very end of the letter to tell us you were married, after you sucked us all in anyway after one, I'm sure after I heard me. We're all caught up in the letter. And then he drops the bomb that he's married. All right, he needs to stop this immediately, you know, especially at his home he's gonna I mean, this is how affairs start. Right here. The writing is, don't do it. Don't do it, all right, Steve? Come on, I hear your prayers. I hear your prayers. I'll make me proud for I don't listen to thank you, listen to me. Just thirty old man loves working out. I don't. I work out just so I don't look like certain people I know that's the only reason I work out. If that was appeal that could get the stomach off, I take it. I promise you I would. I started a very intense workout routine and uh trainer told you to get a deep tissue with shots. Get out to kings scheduled a ninety minute when massage stairs was reprimmentded by your trainings inner home therapist. A day later, this woman show up after doing Lord her Mercy. She was fine, scared Wait a minute, I am scared sharing because he's asking me for helping. I ain't got nothing for his ass. She set up the massage table into the den. I got the table face down well as you should, in your underwear as you should. She advised me to get totally undressed so she could work every muscle, including my glutes. Now let's stop right there. First of all, we're in your house. If a fine woman is in your house and tells you to take your draws off, we're in trouble. Yeah, because I get this massage without taking my draws off, and she wanted to work every muscle, include my glutes. That's his as Hold up, Once you touch my ass with your head and I don't have draws on. There is a reaction that come with that. I'm just trying to tell you that we'll be back. Yeah. Well, well that first two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three after the hour. Today's a letter? How often should you get a massage? We'll be back right after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter, which you are so mad about the subject her family and ghetto and she doesn't know. Yeah, tell me what. Most ghetto people don't know. They get on because they're from the ghetto. That's just where they from, That's just where they live. Now, you sitting up been here because both your parents got college degrees, worked hard, you and your siblings. You mad twenty great woman two teenage, both of y'all got degreed, you met in college. But you can't stay in her family where her family probably can't stand you either. Your bullish, your ass coming over. See there there are a lot of they lack for a better turn. Yeah, here comes his snobby ass sitting up in here. You don't like nothing they do down there, So I'm gonna tell you about him. I must admit that as the kids grew up. I limited their access to my wife's side of family, but had to be careful not to film these people who they have a cookout for everything. See, you think your kids is well manned and smart kids, but they don't got no read smarts. You know what I mean. It's stupid ass book smart people. I know. Bill Gates ain't got a college degree. Mark Zuckerberg ain't got a college degree. Hold on, let me show you. So let's get it rid of them. We're talking about college green Timmy got a college degree. Oh my don't have a college degree. Now, which one us you want your kids to be? You want your kids Timmy got a college degree. I ain't who you want your kids to be, probably neither one of us. But if you had to pick one, would you pick his stupid ass? That's all I'm asking. You got a college degree, ain't got a damn brain in his school. So much for your little damn college degree. They have a cookout for every occasion. They live on the Stame Street in five or six mobile homes. They always down the party, play cars and dre Damn it, what's wrong with that? You got to do something? We've been working all week. We got to have some fun. We ain't got a whole lot of money, so we're gonna play cars. That's what doesn't matter. What your punk ass kids. They don't know how to play spade. They can't play dead whiz, they don't know how to or they don't play tongue. They don't shoot dice. You little punk ass kids gonna go off to college. Ain't gonna do a damn thing. He gonna get the ass hustle. They're gonna go in Time Square. Somebody gonna have a three card model game set up. Take all your little ignorant ass kids money. Somebody gonna have to share game set up. Take all your kids money. Oh yeah, they're gonna but they're gonna go visit everybody go to Times Square. Your little kids gonna come back broke. The kids always a part of the festivities. Your kids probably need to learn how to play tongue. I hell, you grow up, don't know how to play tongue. You can't shoot no damn pool. My wife want our children to get they know their cousins. Because your wife is right, because she know you ain't taught them a damn thing. Set up here and taught them all that book knowledge and all that next over and they're getting their ass whipped every time they go to the playground. He did not what I'm telling. If you want to sound this is what I'm reading in the letter. I'm reading all this in the letter. Your wife want them to know their cousins cause they damn dad is soft. They didn't last long costing hood cousins. They want them to come over and could start teasing your children about the way they speaking, how they care themselves. They ain't the last time they're gonna hit this. The hood cousins was getting them ready for life. Why are you mad because they're sitting up in here and not not not honoring the value of these hood cousins. It's good in the hood. You need to let these hood tease your kids about the way they speak. They probably speak real properly, just like your hands. One of my sons be graduated from high school. My wife got a party playing. She want to invite her and tie party to the five family to the party that's in our community center in our neighborhood. Oh oh, I see you live in a complex that's got a community center. Oh, now you're gonna, Oh you scared the hood people gonna come over the start swimming with all their clothes on and stuff like that. Gonna bring us grill out there, because you know, we travel with grills in our car. I had a grill in my car till I was thirty four years old. Sorry to mention, Yeah, kepta, grill in my car, charcoal, light of fluid too, and a fishing rod. Hell yeah, hey, never know when I run acrossing the lake, I need some need. I was homeless. I ain't no time to do them this punk ass letter, and you were sitting up in here. I politely remind her how much of fiasco it'll be if I invite them people over there, But she did sit on, having her family clue. I can imagine the dice game jumping off by the pool if they uncle come, who don't like to shoot dice? Hell no, I know you ain't say we can't shoot dice. He we can't shoot dice. Were at the swimming pool. People don't swim, So what they gonna do? All Your uncle can't swim? He got some dice were standing around. We do it, and then you hold on shut we're shooting. I don't want to be disrespectful. I need to put my foot down. You can kick the dice. Put your foot down if they roll, kick it forward, hit point. You could kick a dice, get a rethrown fade. Why can I make this party work? Your ass? Don't go now what you want to ask? So you're rolling around with a fishing pole because you get hungry. So you'll go get some fish and then catch it and bring it back and cooking on the grill that's in your car. No, I take it up to the rest area because they got some cassinn grills already dug into the ground. We threw parties my brother. My brother still got card parties at his house. When my older brother died. We stopped for six months because we was morning. But we're back now. Thank you your comments. Son, Today's suburry letters on Instagram and Facebook. You're listening show

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