In part 2 of the season 5 premiere, the Story Pirates meet the proprietor of a strange underground theme park (Michael Urie). Featuring two new stories: “You Make No Sense!”, a song about a kid who O.S.I.A. (Only Speaks In Abbreviations), written by Luke, a 10 year old in Colorado, and “The Chicken King,” a story about an insecure king who learns how to just be himself, written by an 8 year old from Missouri named Kayleigh. For more from the Story Pirates, visit storypirates.com/podcast

The Attack of the Dino Nuggets/The Case of the Missing Art
48:49

Fashion Snail/My Impossible Vest (feat. Elyse Myers)
44:10

DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Spring Break Mixtape 2026
44:13