A tabloid reporter (Ophira Eisenberg) boards the ship with some surprising news. Featuring two new stories: “The Time Machine,” a song about a potluck supper that takes place in a surprising time period, written by Ellie, a 7 year old from California, and “Dear Water Cycle,” a literal love letter to precipitation, condensation and evaporation, written by a 12 year old from Colorado named Jordan.

The Attack of the Dino Nuggets/The Case of the Missing Art
48:49

Fashion Snail/My Impossible Vest (feat. Elyse Myers)
44:10

DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Spring Break Mixtape 2026
44:13