A new restaurant gets ready to open with a nervous proprietor (Busy Philipps). Featuring two new stories: “How Do You Scare a Mermaid?”, a song about one narrator’s startling obsession, written by Lainey, a 9 year old from Wisconsin, and “Chickening,” a story about the newest craze to sweep the nation, written by an 11 year old from Maryland named Camilo. For more from the Story Pirates, visit storypirates.com/podcast

The Attack of the Dino Nuggets/The Case of the Missing Art
48:49

Fashion Snail/My Impossible Vest (feat. Elyse Myers)
44:10

DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Spring Break Mixtape 2026
44:13