A magnetic, musical manatee (John Legend) tries to convince the Story Pirates to form a marching band, but is he really who he says he is? Featuring two new stories: “Butts,” a song about, well, butts, sung by Broadway star F. Michael Haynie and written by Malachy, a 7 year old from Pennsylvania, and “The Audition,” a story about the trials and tribulations of putting on a brand new musical, written by a 10 year old from Massachusetts named Nora.
Grownups, you can access the ad-free version of the show by visiting storypirates.com/creatorclub, or subscribing right in Apple Podcasts.

The Attack of the Dino Nuggets/The Case of the Missing Art
48:49

Fashion Snail/My Impossible Vest (feat. Elyse Myers)
44:10

DJ Squirm-a-Lot's Spring Break Mixtape 2026
44:13