Every morning the Half-Assed Morning Show is joined by the Assman himself, KARE 11's Randy Shaver, to talk about all things sports and whatever other random topic that happens to come up that day.
We talk about the beatdown the Wolves laid on the Nuggets in Game 2. Dick Bremer makes his weekly appearance to talk Twins. What athlete should get roasted next?
We try something new called 'Who Dis?!' where Brad and Randy ask yes/no questions to figure out our mystery guest. We owe a thank you to the Knicks and Pacers. Wolves and Nuggets start this weekend.
The radio transfer portal is open...will we still be here? The Twins win their 10th in a row but lose Buxton. What the hell is the plan for Finchy in Denver this weekend?
The Twins won their 9th in a row. Nobody will be able to see them go for 10 because of a TV rights dispute. Where the hell is Finchy going to coach from this weekend?
We talk Twins baseball and rally sausages with Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. We know the Wolves second round playoff schedule. We learn about some baseball players who did some wife swapping back in the day.
The Timberwolves officially made Minnesota sports history. We all are in love with the rally sausage. The Vikings had a successful draft weekend.
We go over all the Vikings trades in a wild first round of the NFL Draft. Wolves are back at it tonight in Phoenix. We give away a hell of a lot of SOD.
We share memories of the legendary Al Shaver. We celebrate Naz Reid winning the 6th Man of the Year and how Nick (or was it Josh?) discovered him. The NFL Draft is tonight, what are the Vikings going to do?
The Wolves continue to steamroll the Suns in the playoffs. NFL Draft trivia. Our favorite QB the MILF Man is on his way to date everyone's mother in Denver.
We talk ball with our pal Dick Bremer. The Wolves are back at it tonight in the playoffs.
The Wolves got off to a great start in the playoffs. Can they keep it up in Game 2? The Twins season might already be cooked before May.
Our pal from the Minnesota Vikings Andrew DePaola hung out with us in-studio and gave a big update on his life. The Twins are back at home and need to get hot. We give a final farewell to an ugly Wild season.
Randy Shaver gave details about a very scary car wreck he got into this week. The Twins continue to be a disaster. Bird poop might ruin the NFL Draft.
We learned some fascinating facts about hockey and wood and stuff. The Wolves playoff schedule is out and the game times are surprisingly nice. We say goodbye to a bummer of a Man Bear Pigs season.
We talk baseball with Dick Bremer. An NBA player solidified himself as a man of the people by giving them free chicken. A story you cannot make up about a baseball card error.
We know the Wolves playoff matchup and we aren't thrilled about it. The best gender reveal party ever took place over the weekend. Caitlin Clark popped up on SNL.
Randy and Brad put on the singlets and get it on in Dad Fights 165. The Twins hope to get a game or two in this weekend. Only two more Timberwolves games left in the regular season.
The Wolves run for the No. 1 seed hit a snag last night. Twins actually won a game at home! Sports betting continues to get out of control.
Wild winger Marcus Foligno makes his final appearance of the season. We talk about the Wolves chase for the No. 1 seed in the West. The Twins bats are dead silent.
Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer made his weekly appearance on HAMS. We recap the NCAA tournament after the National Championship. What would Randy Shaver's personal logo look like?
We recap the NCAA women's Final Four. Naz Reid sighting at WrestleMania. And the lesser known brother of Orel Hershiser.
We recap all the festivities of the Twins Home Opener. Everyone's pumped for the Final Four. The Wolves are top of the West.
We caught up with our old pal Zach Parise who is in town to take on the Wild. The Timberwolves blew the doors off Toronto last night. The Twins lift the lid on Target Field for the season this afternoon.
Randy Shaver learns what a hard-out is. Caitlin Clark continues to break every viewership record in sports. The Timberwolves got a big win last night.
Twins legend Dick Bremer made his weekly appearance to recap the first week of the Twins season. The women's Final Four continues to be fantastic. The Wild season is coming to a sputtering conclusion.
Josh is a basketball savant and we should all bow down to him. The Wild are just about fully cooked. The Wolves had a tough one against Chicago on Sunday.
The Twins got an Opening Day win but got hurt in the process. Gophers move on in the NCAA Tourney. Brad has an unpopular take on the Wolves ownership situation.
Happy Opening Day! We went down memory lane talking about the 1991 World Series. March Madness continues tonight with the Sweet 16. The Wolves hit the 50 win mark against the Pistons.
Marcus Foligno of the Minnesota Wild made his regular appearance on HAMS. We breakdown the playoff picture for the Wolves. Turns out we're are all still afraid of our fathers.
Dick Bremer returns to HAMS for his fourth year to talk Twins baseball. The next few days are the calm before a sports storm. The latest on the Shohei Ohtani mess.
We recap a wild weekend in basketball. We debate if Shohei Ohtani is crooked. We also take a stroll down memory lane about the 1997 Gopher basketball team.
Randy and Brad have their weekly brawl in Dad Fights. We talk legal/illegal gambling with Brad Renzy - Assistant Special Agent in charge with The Department of Public Safety Alcohol and Gambling Enforcement Division. We recap the Final Four.
March Madness is officially here. A guy got arrested for stealing the Timberwolves secrets. The biggest star in the MLB is in some gambling trouble.
We are joined by two of our best pals for our sports segment. The MLB season officially kicked off at 5am. The Wolves gave the world champions all they could handle last night.
There's a new Shaver Burger special for March Madness going on at Rock Elm Tavern. We all drool over ANTs insane dunk for the Wolves. Randy is overly-excited about a baseball game in South Korea Wednesday morning.
We chat with the mayor of Farmington about the wrestling event over the weekend. Randy Shaver has a very concerning senior moment. The NCAA brackets are out!
Randy Shaver tells us a great story about drinking in New Orleans. We get ourselves the 162nd edition of Dad Fights. The Gophers got bounced from the Big 10 Tournament.
We share awful jury duty stories after we found out a Red Sox player got out of his civic duty. An NHL player put out a rap song. Is Justin Jefferson getting traded?
Marcus Foligno of the Wild made his regular appearance and told some great stories about fights in the NHL. The Wolves had one of their biggest wins of the season. We reluctantly talked about Kurt Cousins one more time.
We put a bow on the Kirk Cousins era in Minnesota. We go down memory lane trying to name all the starting QBs since Fran Tarkenton. We share stories about bar gigs gone bad.
Rudy got himself a big ol' fine. Caitlin Clark came to town and conquered. Randy Shaver vs Lou Nanne at Wrestlemania!
Brad and Randy brawl in the 161st edition of Dad Fights. We talk to the recently-retired Randy Shaver about what the last 24 hours have been like. Anthony Edwards had a block that will cause you to need to change your undies.
KARE 11's Janel Klein joins the show after going to a long run of sporting events. We get some breaking news about Karl Anthony Towns of the Timberwolves. We are officially sick of the Kelce brothers.
We cold-called our pal Clay Matvick and caught up with him and talked some hockey. Big 10 basketball is about to take over the state of Minnesota. The Wild need to start stacking some wins.
Is Russ on his way to the Vikings? The Wolves slept-walked through a win against the Blazers. A baby was pounding hard seltzers at a soccer match.
We recap Caitlin Clark breaking the all-time scoring record. The Wolves proved once again they can't score in the clutch. Are the Wild finally cooked?
Brad & Randy got it on in the 160th edition of Dad Fights. The Wild crapped their breezers in a big game against Nashville. Charles Barkley finally joined social media.
The Caitlin Clark Show came through Dinkytown and she played incredible. The Wolves had to work hard to beat a bad Memphis team. Shaver tells us about the insane amount of fantasy baseball teams he has cooking.
We had some laughs with our pal Marcus Foligno about a new player survey the team did. The Wolves win again after a slow start. The Caitlin Clark Show comes to town.
Janel Klein joins us in-studio during sports. The Wolves have the Spurs in town tonight. The Wild continue to play great hockey.