Every morning the Half-Assed Morning Show is joined by the Assman himself, KARE 11's Randy Shaver, to talk about all things sports and whatever other random topic that happens to come up that day.
The Vikings took a big ol' dump out in LA. The Wild are the best team in the NHL. A list of MLB players we wish had won a World Series.
There's a huge night in local sports with the Wild, Wolves and Vikings all playing tonight.
We chat with both Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola and Wild winger Marcus Foligno.
Some bold Timberwolves predictions. The Vikings got some great injury news. Most loved and hated NFL broadcasters.
The WNBA refs jobbed the Lynx out of a championship. The Vikings took one in the shorts. Wild make a small part of NHL history.
Andrew DePaola joined us ahead of the big game against the Lions. We rip on the most delusional NFL fan ever. The Lynx made kids cry last night.
We recap a big day in the NFL for trades, including a Vikings move. Way too early NBA predictions. The dumb Yankees keep winning.
Our entertainer pal C Willi Myles joined the show. The Twins have a new hitting coach. Randy has a surprise NBA MVP pick for the season.
Nick actually has learned to love the NBA preseason. The wrong teams keep winning in the baseball playoffs. The NFC North is suddenly the best division in the NFL.
We play a fresh edition of Who Dis?! Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola joins us on his week off. The Twins are getting sold!
We go over a list of the sexiest quarterbacks in the NFL and it's controversial. The baseball playoffs have been fun, but could be ruined by NYC. Electronic Zambonis
We catch up with our buddy Marcus Foligno ahead of the Wild season. What it's like when a pro coach gets canned? MLB playoffs are heating up.
MLB playoffs brought the drama last night. We all share our favorite curse words. Diggs cannot stop banging rappers' girlfriends.
The Vikings remain undefeated through five games. Gophers pulled off a huge upset. A high school football team is having a rough decade.
We play a fresh addition of our new game Who Dis?! We can never count on Wisconsin for anything. Purple Pick 'Em!
Our long national nightmare; the Houston Astros are finally dead. Twins canned a few people. We say goodbye to KAT officially.
We are pumped up about the start of the MLB Playoffs. Someone had the balls to fire the Twins hitting coach. Great stories from local wrestling.
We have our final chat of the baseball season with Dick Bremer. We pay tribute to two sports legends. ANT misses his buddy.
The Vikings ended up winning a squeaker in Green Bay. It's officially curtains for the Twins. Is the Russian Kid going to leave the Wild?
Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola made his weekly appearance. We play a fresh edition of Who Dis?! The Twins are all but cooked.
The Twins won and stayed alive in the playoff race. We own Phoenix basketball teams in this state. A dart player unleashed an all-timer.
The Twins season is circling the drain. Famous people continue to be above the law. The Padres clinched a playoff spot in a very rare way.
We talk with Dick Bremer about the do-or-die week facing the Twins. We reminisce about the infamous Vikings Love Boat as we approach the anniversary. The crew was impressed with a rookie QB Monday night.
The Vikings remain undefeated. The Twins are in trouble in the playoff race. Randy tees off on Brad for a hypothetical situation in hilarious fashion.
Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola makes his weekly appearance. Nick has a new fingerbanging drum kit. Brad and Randy duke it out in the 169th edition of Dad Fights.
NFL fans voted on the most annoying player in the league and the results will NOT shock you. Will Vikings fan boo Diggs? The Twins are slowly circling the drain.
The Twins got a much-needed win over Cleveland. Athletes and their stalkers. Josh shows everyone a new present he got.
We lean on Dick Bremer for some hope for the Minnesota Twins. Comedian C Willi Myles hung out with us. The Panthers are already dumping their No. 1 pick from a year ago.
We talk about the surprising Vikings win over the 49ers. The Twins have a heater coming up. Brad is sad he's no longer friends with Jimmy Butler.
Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola made his weekly Friday performance. A new Purple Pick 'Em! Twins have a big series against the Reds this weekend.
We had a surprise visit from our pal Zachy Zach Parise. Shannon Sharpe broadcasted some sex on Instagram. Twins are finally getting back in gear.
The Rally Sausage returned just when the Twins needed it most. They are making an Aaron Rodgers documentary for some reason. F1 demonstration in Minneapolis this weekend.
The Vikings had a big win in the opener against the Giants. The Twins division chances are circling the drain. A soccer player hurt himself by sneezing.
Vikings captain Andrew DePaola made his return for another season. We learn the new NFL kickoff rules. The Twins got the split in Tampa.
We read through NFL predictions for the experts on opening day. The Twins got their asses kicked. C Willi Myles hangs out and gives us some great insight into the world of stand-up comedy.
Dana gets a well-deserved ball-busting after butchering a traffic report. The Twins bats went silent in Tampa Bay. Only one more sleep until the NFL.
Twins legend Dick Bremer made his weekly appearance. A San Francisco 49er rookie got shot over a Rolex. Eating poop out of a red Solo cup.
The Gophers blew the win last night in the opener. Randy is throwing out a first pitch on Sunday. Here's why the Buffalo Bills suck.
We play a fresh edition of 'Who Dis?!' with a very special guest. The Twins free-fall continues. Our comedian pal C. Willi Myles also hung out with us for the segment.
Has Leaf Blower Man returned?! All-time Minnesota Vikings busts. Who is the most overrated player in the NFL?
We look to Dick Bremer for some uplifting news about the suddenly slumping Twins. Why the Packers suck. We say goodbye to an all-time wrestling legend.
Shaver wants his own State Fair t-shirt next year. We recap the Twins weekend series with the Cardinals. Bunch of Chargers got stuck in the elevator.
We come up with a plan to get Shaver back to the State Fair. We debate a new proposed MLB rule that would change about starting pitching. Anthony Edwards let us down. One of the best fantasy football punishments yet.
State Fair memories for Randy Shaver. Mount Rushmore of Minnesota Twins starting pitchers since 1990.
Sad Brad is sad because school is about to start. Twins continue to go through a tough stretch. We read off the dude hobbies that the ladies hate the most.
We talk Twins with legendary broadcaster Dick Bremer. Janel Klein also joined us in-studio. We got to the studio to find dog turds on the carpet.
The Twins stay hot down in Texas. The Vikings survived a preseason game without any injuries. Highest grossing rock tours.
The Twins took the first of four last night in Texas. When will Buxton be back? We had a discussion about surprising albums in the top 25 highest sellers.
Twins won another series and are headed to Texas. A beloved sports game is coming back. We learn what a metaphor is.
The Twins have been whopping the Royals asses. We put a bow on the Summer Olympics. We hear how Dana did with his first pitch at the Twins game.