Every morning the Half-Assed Morning Show is joined by the Assman himself, KARE 11's Randy Shaver, to talk about all things sports and whatever other random topic that happens to come up that day.
We had our regular chat with Marcus Foligno of the Minnesota Wild. Intriguing NFL stats as we reached the halfway point. A triathlon runner crapped herself.
Jerry Jones has a curtain issue. Ovechkin chases history. We look back at a big anniversary in the NBA.
The Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight was as boring as everyone predicted. The Vikings are all-of-a-sudden 8-2. The Wolves are going to give Nick a heart attack.
We had our weekly chat with Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. The silly Mike Tyson and Jake Paul fight is finally here. We play our latest edition of WHO DIS?!
Entertainer C Willi Myles joins us. We talk about the North Stars with the producer of a new documentary about the team leaving town. What the hell is going on with the Timberwolves?
We caught up with our old pal Zachy Zach Parise. The Timberwolves started and ended ugly. The "biggest fight in the history of life" is coming up on Friday.
We joke about the upcoming Mike Tyson vs YouTube Guy fight. Chicago Bears coach got roasted on the radio. Why winning the NHL Lady Byng trophy is a bad thing.
We recap one of the dullest football games we've ever watched. Wild and Wolves drop some frustrating ones. Did a Lions player poop his pants? We take a look.
Andrew DePaola of the Minnesota Vikings joins us despite being on the IR. We have the latest edition of Purple Pick 'Em. Wolves road a huge 4th quarter in Chicago.
We caught up with our pal Marcus Foligno of the Minnesota Wild. We reminisce about the Fan Man incident on the anniversary. Who farted on the Spurs bench?!
Our guy Andrew DePaola got dinged up in Sunday's game and will be out a few weeks. Are the Vikings for real? A Nuggets fan goes viral for some BJ gestures on the Jumbotron.
The Vikings rode a great second half to a win over the Colts. We want the Gophers to avoid the Mayo. The Wolves have been getting into some scraps.
We are joined by our guy Andrew DePaola of the Minnesota Vikings. We all have a good laugh about the Yankees' misery. The Wolves had some kickass Halloween costumes.
A Yankee fan went nuts on Mookie Betts at the World Series. The Wolves were too sloppy against the Mavericks.
This turd of a World Series is thankfully almost over. Bart and Homer are taking over an NFL game. Wolves looking to get revenge tonight.
Randy's microphone sounds great, as always. A Viking player made a cryptic post on Instagram. Happy Tight End Day!
The Vikings took a big ol' dump out in LA. The Wild are the best team in the NHL. A list of MLB players we wish had won a World Series.
There's a huge night in local sports with the Wild, Wolves and Vikings all playing tonight.
We chat with both Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola and Wild winger Marcus Foligno.
Some bold Timberwolves predictions. The Vikings got some great injury news. Most loved and hated NFL broadcasters.
The WNBA refs jobbed the Lynx out of a championship. The Vikings took one in the shorts. Wild make a small part of NHL history.
Andrew DePaola joined us ahead of the big game against the Lions. We rip on the most delusional NFL fan ever. The Lynx made kids cry last night.
We recap a big day in the NFL for trades, including a Vikings move. Way too early NBA predictions. The dumb Yankees keep winning.
Our entertainer pal C Willi Myles joined the show. The Twins have a new hitting coach. Randy has a surprise NBA MVP pick for the season.
Nick actually has learned to love the NBA preseason. The wrong teams keep winning in the baseball playoffs. The NFC North is suddenly the best division in the NFL.
We play a fresh edition of Who Dis?! Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola joins us on his week off. The Twins are getting sold!
We go over a list of the sexiest quarterbacks in the NFL and it's controversial. The baseball playoffs have been fun, but could be ruined by NYC. Electronic Zambonis
We catch up with our buddy Marcus Foligno ahead of the Wild season. What it's like when a pro coach gets canned? MLB playoffs are heating up.
MLB playoffs brought the drama last night. We all share our favorite curse words. Diggs cannot stop banging rappers' girlfriends.
The Vikings remain undefeated through five games. Gophers pulled off a huge upset. A high school football team is having a rough decade.
We play a fresh addition of our new game Who Dis?! We can never count on Wisconsin for anything. Purple Pick 'Em!
Our long national nightmare; the Houston Astros are finally dead. Twins canned a few people. We say goodbye to KAT officially.
We are pumped up about the start of the MLB Playoffs. Someone had the balls to fire the Twins hitting coach. Great stories from local wrestling.
We have our final chat of the baseball season with Dick Bremer. We pay tribute to two sports legends. ANT misses his buddy.
The Vikings ended up winning a squeaker in Green Bay. It's officially curtains for the Twins. Is the Russian Kid going to leave the Wild?
Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola made his weekly appearance. We play a fresh edition of Who Dis?! The Twins are all but cooked.
The Twins won and stayed alive in the playoff race. We own Phoenix basketball teams in this state. A dart player unleashed an all-timer.
The Twins season is circling the drain. Famous people continue to be above the law. The Padres clinched a playoff spot in a very rare way.
We talk with Dick Bremer about the do-or-die week facing the Twins. We reminisce about the infamous Vikings Love Boat as we approach the anniversary. The crew was impressed with a rookie QB Monday night.
The Vikings remain undefeated. The Twins are in trouble in the playoff race. Randy tees off on Brad for a hypothetical situation in hilarious fashion.
Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola makes his weekly appearance. Nick has a new fingerbanging drum kit. Brad and Randy duke it out in the 169th edition of Dad Fights.
NFL fans voted on the most annoying player in the league and the results will NOT shock you. Will Vikings fan boo Diggs? The Twins are slowly circling the drain.
The Twins got a much-needed win over Cleveland. Athletes and their stalkers. Josh shows everyone a new present he got.
We lean on Dick Bremer for some hope for the Minnesota Twins. Comedian C Willi Myles hung out with us. The Panthers are already dumping their No. 1 pick from a year ago.
We talk about the surprising Vikings win over the 49ers. The Twins have a heater coming up. Brad is sad he's no longer friends with Jimmy Butler.
Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola made his weekly Friday performance. A new Purple Pick 'Em! Twins have a big series against the Reds this weekend.
We had a surprise visit from our pal Zachy Zach Parise. Shannon Sharpe broadcasted some sex on Instagram. Twins are finally getting back in gear.
The Rally Sausage returned just when the Twins needed it most. They are making an Aaron Rodgers documentary for some reason. F1 demonstration in Minneapolis this weekend.
The Vikings had a big win in the opener against the Giants. The Twins division chances are circling the drain. A soccer player hurt himself by sneezing.
Vikings captain Andrew DePaola made his return for another season. We learn the new NFL kickoff rules. The Twins got the split in Tampa.