Content Warning: R18, Language and Sexual Material May Offend.

This episode contains muchos dicks. Although not all dicks in this episode are what they seem…

Scarred by the Leafblower saga, Morgan is now dubious of her man-picking radar. But that doesn’t mean she’s not horny, and she can’t resist when ANOTHER military man slides into her DMs. Morgan is enticed by the fantasy of a younger man, until his card declines when he tries to buy her a drink.

Things heat up again when he sends a thirst trap of an impressive bulge. Naturally, Morgan has to experience this dick, but she’s undeniably disappointed to discover the goods don’t match the advertising. Further probing (but not THAT kind of probing) reveals this guy is packing more than just penis insecurity down his sweatpants.

Plus, hear how Hayley and Rachel got on edging themselves, and why Morgan only scrapes a half pass on her Homeplay.

Sex.Life is proudly brought to you by Wild Secrets. Pleasure Delivered. Use code SEX.LIFE for 20% off your next purchase at wildsecrets.co.nz

Morgan Insta: @morganthesexologist

Hayley Insta: @hayleysproull

ZM Podcast Network: @ZMOnline 

Content Warning: R18, Language and Sexual Material May Offend.
This episode contains muchos dicks. Although not all dicks in this episode are what they seem&hellip;
Scarred by the Leafblower saga, Morgan is now dubious of her man-picking radar. But that doesn&rsquo;t mean she&rsquo;s not horny, and she can&rsquo;t resist when ANOTHER military man slides into her DMs. Morgan is enticed by the fantasy of a younger man, until his card declines when he tries to buy her a drink.
Things heat up again when he sends a thirst trap of an impressive bulge. Naturally, Morgan has to experience this dick, but she&rsquo;s undeniably disappointed to discover the goods don&rsquo;t match the advertising. Further probing (but not THAT kind of probing) reveals this guy is packing more than just penis insecurity down his sweatpants.
Plus, hear how Hayley and Rachel got on edging themselves, and why Morgan only scrapes a half pass on her Homeplay.
Sex.Life is proudly brought to you by Wild Secrets. Pleasure Delivered. Use code SEX.LIFE for 20% off your next purchase at&nbsp;<a href="https://www.wildsecrets.co.nz/" data-auth="NotApplicable" data-linkindex="0" data-ogsc="rgb(70, 120, 134)">wildsecrets.co.nz</a>
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Content warning: R18 Language and Sexual Material May Offend.

Somatic sexologist Morgan Penn is passionate about breaking sexual taboos and empowering people to be their best sexual selves. On Sex.Life, she and ZM breakfast host Hayley Sproull swap funny, frank and sometimes tender stories about sex, desire and dating in Aotearoa, and set listeners a weekly "homeplay" task to try themselves.

Season 1: Welcome to sex school. Morgan recounts her time at a secret sex school in rural New Zealand, behind locked gates, with unorthodox exercises, getting nude and making love to the earth.

Season 2: Morgan puts her body on the line across Aotearoa, from underwear parties and sex clubs to a dominatrix dungeon, and ends the season by hiring a male escort.

Season 3: Morgan turns the microphone on herself, tracing her romantic and sexual history from her teens to age 32 on a quest to find love.

Season 4: The quest for love continues. Morgan picks up at 32, with old exes getting in touch, new men to meet and seven more years of searching to cover.

Series are best enjoyed in order from episode one. 

Morgan Insta: @morganthesexologist
Hayley Insta: @hayleysproull
ZM Podcast Network: @ZMOnline

Content warning: R18 Language and Sexual Material May Offend.
Somatic sexologist Morgan Penn is passionate about breaking sexual taboos and empowering people to be their best sexual selves. On Sex.Life, she and ZM breakfast host Hayley Sproull swap funny, frank and sometimes tender stories about sex, desire and dating in Aotearoa, and set listeners a weekly "homeplay" task to try themselves.
Season 1: Welcome to sex school. Morgan recounts her time at a secret sex school in rural New Zealand, behind locked gates, with unorthodox exercises, getting nude and making love to the earth.
Season 2: Morgan puts her body on the line across Aotearoa, from underwear parties and sex clubs to a dominatrix dungeon, and ends the season by hiring a male escort.
Season 3: Morgan turns the microphone on herself, tracing her romantic and sexual history from her teens to age 32 on a quest to find love.
Season 4: The quest for love continues. Morgan picks up at 32, with old exes getting in touch, new men to meet and seven more years of searching to cover.
Series are best enjoyed in order from episode one.&nbsp;
Morgan Insta: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/morganthesexologist/?hl=en">@morganthesexologist</a> Hayley Insta: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/hayleysproull/?hl=en">@hayleysproull</a> ZM Podcast Network: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/zmonline/?hl=en">@ZMOnline</a>

Sex.Life

Content warning: R18 Language and Sexual Material May Offend.

Somatic sexologist Morgan Penn is passionate about breaking sexual taboos and empowering people to be their best sexual selves. On Sex.Life, she and ZM breakfast host Hayley Sproull swap funny, frank and sometimes tender stories about sex, desire and dating in Aotearoa, and set listeners a weekly "homeplay" task to try themselves.

Season 1: Welcome to sex school. Morgan recounts her time at a secret sex school in rural New Zealand, behind locked gates, with unorthodox exercises, getting nude and making love to the earth.

Season 2: Morgan puts her body on the line across Aotearoa, from underwear parties and sex clubs to a dominatrix dungeon, and ends the season by hiring a male escort.

Season 3: Morgan turns the microphone on herself, tracing her romantic and sexual history from her teens to age 32 on a quest to find love.

Season 4: The quest for love continues. Morgan picks up at 32, with old exes getting in touch, new men to meet and seven more years of searching to cover.

Series are best enjoyed in order from episode one. 

Morgan Insta: @morganthesexologist

Hayley Insta: @hayleysproull

ZM Podcast Network: @ZMOnline

Content warning: R18 Language and Sexual Material May Offend.
Somatic sexologist Morgan Penn is passionate about breaking sexual taboos and empowering people to be their best sexual selves. On Sex.Life, she and ZM breakfast host Hayley Sproull swap funny, frank and sometimes tender stories about sex, desire and dating in Aotearoa, and set listeners a weekly "homeplay" task to try themselves.
Season 1: Welcome to sex school. Morgan recounts her time at a secret sex school in rural New Zealand, behind locked gates, with unorthodox exercises, getting nude and making love to the earth.
Season 2: Morgan puts her body on the line across Aotearoa, from underwear parties and sex clubs to a dominatrix dungeon, and ends the season by hiring a male escort.
Season 3: Morgan turns the microphone on herself, tracing her romantic and sexual history from her teens to age 32 on a quest to find love.
Season 4: The quest for love continues. Morgan picks up at 32, with old exes getting in touch, new men to meet and seven more years of searching to cover.
Series are best enjoyed in order from episode one.&nbsp;
Morgan Insta: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/morganthesexologist/?hl=en">@morganthesexologist</a>
Hayley Insta:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.instagram.com/hayleysproull/?hl=en">@hayleysproull</a>
ZM Podcast Network:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.instagram.com/zmonline/?hl=en">@ZMOnline</a>

The Fourteenth Quest: That Doesn’t Look Like the Cock I Met Last Night 

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