First new episode of 2026 and we already have a new phrase for the lore book - Bestial Crustaceans.

Giant Crabs, Quiet Cults, and a Labrinth of Confusion

First new episode of 2026 and we already have a new phrase for the lore book - Bestial Crustaceans.
Giant Crabs, Quiet Cults, and a Labrinth of Confusion

This is Scripty Business. The made-up show about made-up movies. We have three episodes to turn three random words into one amazing movie pitch. Episode one is all about the three-act structure and setting. Episode two is about characters and themes. And episode three is A, B, C plotlines and sequences. But here is the thing. For each new episode in the Arc we throw in a game-changing, world-shaking, devastating and hilarious curveballs with the dreaded Wheel of Doom! And even worse, every element must carry through.

It's chaos. It's risky. It's Scripty Business!

This is Scripty Business. The made-up show about made-up movies. We have three episodes to turn three random words into one amazing movie pitch. Episode one is all about the three-act structure and setting. Episode two is about characters and themes. And episode three is A, B, C plotlines and sequences. But here is the thing. For each new episode in the Arc we throw in a game-changing, world-shaking, devastating and hilarious curveballs with the dreaded Wheel of Doom! And even worse, every element must carry through. It's chaos. It's risky. It's Scripty Business!

Scripty Business

This is Scripty Business— the made-up show about made-up movies. We have three episodes to turn three random words into one amazing movie pitch. But here is the thing, that would be too easy. So twice every episode, we throw in a game-changing, world-shaking, devastating and hilarious curveball with the dreaded Wheel of Doom!

It's chaos. It's risky. It's Scripty Business!

This is Scripty Business&mdash; the made-up show about made-up movies. We have three episodes to turn three random words into one amazing movie pitch. But here is the thing, that would be too easy. So twice every episode, we throw in a game-changing, world-shaking, devastating and hilarious curveball with the dreaded Wheel of Doom! It's chaos. It's risky. It's Scripty Business!