In Episode 50, Gandhi, Andrew and Diamond talk about a LOT! Why is Diamond caught up in controversy with a PASTOR, what are Andrew's icks, and why do we all have wild funeral stories?
Hey, it's also on the side. Oh, hi, gandhi, You've already walked into chaos because Andrew's here with a microphone.
Hey, what's going on?
Aba? And Diamond is here also with a microphone. Hey, she's tired, she said, her eyes are tired. Well, she need to tap out.
She needs to be ready, because in this club, we make sure that you are up and adam. Otherwise you can go home.
Who are you talking out? What show is this from?
I watched a recap of Bad Girls Club, So now I want to send everybody home.
You're embarrassing.
Open fist, you're fine, closed fist, You're getting sent home.
That's what I just what. I just smacked you. Which, by the way, how many times did he say hit me, hit me, you will hit me? Hit me?
Yep?
Maybe twenty fifteen. Okay, So I lightly tapped him with an open hand and he's like, you're going home. That's it, You're going home. I'm right here, motherfucker.
Producers saw it, and you will be sent home.
I really don't understand why we give him any type of like attention when he's having days like this.
It's insane coming for me, and I'm sending you home next.
What did you eat or drink today? Did you sniff something electrolytes?
No, I'm not actually and know what's crazy? No coffee, that's even crazier.
This is your tiredness.
Go ahead, So I don't drink that much coffee anymore. I switched to black tea, and I have to say, my morning's so much more pleasant, so much nicer. I know Diamond has been doing her thing being like I can't get coffee, posting all about it all social media has to know everyone. Oh, this is the hardest struggle in the world. Let me tell you something. It ain't that hard.
It is very hard.
I don't find it hard out of it.
But Diamond consumed coffee from the time that she thought about waking up until she was like asleep for an hour. Yes, well that sounds like an addiction. It was, it was and it still is. Addiction is real. Okay, how are you doing? Not well? Okay? No angel over here, like it's easy. Quit just I know, very easy.
Just which black tea still has caffeine?
I don't like black tea. It doesn't taste good to me.
Black teeth, So we'll see where that goes.
That's why the people in England look.
Like that.
One stole all their teeth from India, actually from India and China. I guess not that we want that title.
Then do they just have poor teeth hygiene? Dental hygiene, not teeth hygiene? Sorry the British.
I don't know what goes on over there, and it's not all of them. Nobody cares about teeth like Americans do. They say that's one of the biggest identifiers when Americans travel overseas. Is there straight white teeth? Really? Yeah?
I well love clean, straight white teeth, so do I say?
That's why Diamond and I struggled through in visil Line. Hey, go ahead, don't smile, Hello America. She does a pretty good job.
Of being Diamonds. Sincere Cooper and My Visual Lines.
Ends, my Visiline journey ends in about five weeks.
Very happy about it. Okay, Okay, that's it for a mile. That's it for me. Mine was like May to November. Yeah, when did you start November to February? It'll end of February.
I remember when I had to get braces. I wanted in Visilne so bad, but I think maybe my teeth were too fed up for it. Can your teeth be too fed up for a vissiline? Yes, it's for minor correctives. It's not for like overcorrect type.
Yeah, it's not gonna like take a snaggle tooth and bring it forward and why So that's a clear You had big braces, baby hardcore.
Yeah, my bottom teeth they were overlapping. They were definitely overlapping. We're talking to each other. I got braces. I had to for two and a half years, and then they gave me a retainer and I was like, I'm good. I think I'm done. But my teeth.
Are You have very straight taste, straight teeth, yes, but see that's the thing, the difference with between braces and in visi line.
I melted my retainer. We all know this story, which is why I had to get it again. But my teeth shifted very quickly.
Yeah. I feel like right now I have little refiners that I need to be wearing and I need to go pick them up. And I have it, and I think that my teeth are already moving back no way. You know, Yeah they will, they will, they will.
Will Your teeth look incredible.
Everyone's everyone's favorite dentist and I say everyone, because at this point I think everyone almost everyone on the show who's in the area goes we got Diamond Me, Elvis, Josh. Do you know what the pan care our friend Carrie Sam.
I go to a family friend who's still in Jersey City, doctor Kouchi, I might want to go for teeth whitening from him.
All the best. And you know what, Andrew and I found out the other day we go to the same place for our primary care physician. Excuse me, yeah, we have the the same little team of doctors.
I finally went for my first physical in over eleven years last year. Excuse me, Yeah, I just put that off. Every time I was like, I don't know. My insurance wasn't great. So I was always like, I don't know, I don't get insurance. I'm just gonna be honest. I just don't get it in any way, shape or form. I just don't get it. So for me, every time I go what.
Well, nothing, what was that? As you were?
Nothing? Go ahead, Okay, I'll just keep moving on. I'll just keep moving I will overcome anyway. Every time I go to the doctor, I'd be like, oh, insurance is paying for it. It doesn't, and so then I'd be like, oh, three hundred dollars for a stupid little visit. So then I'm like, how much is a physical going to cost? Between the blood work and everything else. It's like that's so much money. So then I just stopped going for like eleven years, and I went and everything was okay in my cholesterol?
Oh, how about is it?
It wasn't great?
Okay. One of the biggest things about insurance is that they will almost deny everyone initially, even if you're covered. It's a shitty little game where you have to keep following up with them. Then the second time you reach out to them again typically you'll get it done. And I think the third time they say eighty five to ninety percent gets covered. Is it like a clean thing, Yeah, like a drive you insane? Yes, they have bots and stuff that answer. As we know with someone that we recently experienced some issues with which apparently we're never allowed to name again.
It's like Voldemort. Yeah, well I did go. I did go for my physical. He was a wonderful doctor. Yeah, I love him so good, and yeah, I'm excited to go for my physical again. And I go for my little mole checks too, because I never did that either.
Welcome, Welcome being an adult. How exciting for you?
I mean my teeth I always went for like every year, and I go for two cleanings a year.
Yeah, so OK, sorry, this is funny. It shouldn't be funny. You should be embarrassed, honestly, Listen.
I didn't. I didn't. I just I was like, I feel fine, so I must be fine. But my teeth, now one you could see immediately, and then you get built up of plaque. I can't.
Oh, yeah, plaque's not good. We don't like plaque.
Half the people with like really stanky breath, I'm just convince they I'm a non for cleanings in a while.
Dull or they have perio or heal disease helotosis, but maybe.
Yeah, do you know anybody with helatosis?
Yes? I do, And I'm actually, oh, I'm not gonna say it because but yes, I do, same, and I don't.
I don't know what to say because like in my head, I'm always like, oh, it's just it's it's just hot air that smells bad.
What I just is there something that can be done about it?
I don't know. Mouthwash, I don't know.
I thought it was a genetic thing. Oh, I think it.
I think it could be considered like a gut health issue too. It is is there are a lot of things like I know, periodontal disease is genetic.
My dad has it or had it, I don't know.
And they dentists have told my sister and I that we have to we cannot miss cleanings. You have to go, you have to get your teeth check, blah blah blah.
So I don't know about according to our AI overview, which I get. AI Overview, by the way, gets wrong all the time, all the time time. So it's very terrifying that we're just moving in this direction and people don't fact check anything. Diamond, did you burn yourself?
That's sabotage from Scott.
I did.
Scott said he wanted to be on the podcast, and then he left and got coffee, and now Diamond has burned her mouth.
Wow.
I told him he could come sit in here, and honestly, because we have things to talk to Scott about, he said, never mind. Oh, okay. Halatosis is due to plenty of things. It says poor oral hygiene, gum disease, dry mouths, certain foods and drinks, smoking, and underlying medical conditions like diabetes or gastro intestinal issues.
It has to come up some way. If you're not pushing it out, it's not going down. It's gonna come up.
That's what. If you don't far, they say you will have really really bad urbs, or it will just make you stink in general, because it will come out of your poores. Never hold your farts. Why the farts you have to? I mean, I think, okay, I don't think you should have to hold in a fart, but I just don't think people just walk around like ribbon ass are on everyone else.
I think completely agree to that thing.
No, but I like to do it to you guys because it irritates you.
Slip the leg of she's gonna be a terrible old woman.
She's a terrible young woman when.
She's old, and she just could walking around.
Absolutely I deserve this, like hitting children more sure, I can't wait to be the old lady who like spits her teeth out to kids. Oh, lady Cooper, don't lawn.
Spin your teeth out because doctor Milkman, wouldn't.
It be great with you?
Right? Well, stick with him you'll keep your teeth exactly, but I'd love a little inter action.
Just had a kid shut everything about her is witchy.
Just scared the shit out of a little kid. I love scaring kids. I remember once I put a mask on my face and my kid, my friend's kid was like he just was a terror, and he didn't like me too much, like he liked fighting with me, like play fighting. And so one day I went over there with the Halloween mask on, scared the shit out of him and was the best day of.
My I like scaring people in general. I love scaring children. I think the people your children, they'll be fine. Yeah, they're gonna be fine. Yeah, the real world is so much scarier than that. Was like an intro and say, hey, welcome to twenty twenty five.
It gets worse.
It's just to see their little bodies. Shit. So I scared the shit out of Scotty this morning. And when I tell you, Diamond was sleeping and she said she heard it in her sleep. Oh that was good. This man while I was trying to record the news. You know, I get here way early. I do it specifically so I don't have to endure the nonsense of the sound around here. Nope, Scotty comes wieling some barrel down the hallway. I don't know what the hell it was, but it sounds like every rickety part from every car you've ever heard. Pulls up next to my studio and just starts throwing shit into the closet. I said, what is happening out here? Pause for a minute. He kept going, so I just went out and waited, and then I realized he had no idea I was there, so I screamed. He flung a box across the little hallway area and then started screaming that I hurt his finger. He's a lunatic, and you scared him again. I know that I got him again, right in front of his face. It was so good.
That thing sounded like one of those like storm sound machines. Like when he was coming down the hallway, I was like, oh, it was like a pushcart thing. I don't know what he was pushing, but it was so loud, obnoxious.
He's one step away from being a homeless person. Everything about him everything, Oh wait, you're supposed to say unhoused now, yes? Oh really? Yeah, man, I'm sick of the world these days. I don't think one homeless person gives a shit if we call them homeless or unhoused, but someone else somewhere does.
What if they were never well true, yes, but what if they were never housed in the first place.
What if you were born homeless on the street. So this person in Hawaii who is telling me about this like two years ago, he said, the word homeless to them denotes that they have no connection with the land or anything around them, but that's their actual home, and that they've been displaced from their homes by all these people who have come over and sort of settled in there and raised the taxes. Now they can't live there. So they still have a home, and the home is always their land, but they don't have a house. Okay, that's what he said.
Well, have you seen this calendar that need has.
He talked about on the show numerous times? Andrew, if you listened, you would understand.
I see.
We're saying how you guys can work at a show and not listen to the show. I don't get it. I listen, especially because Andrew is not working and we know that, Yes, he outsourced this graphic to someone.
Outsource this graph.
That's what you know because I'm not the same zip it this graphic that I could have made on Canva or in my notes app on my phone.
Sam will come to you first.
I wish you would. I would love to do it. Right, do it? Andrew? Did you pay this person for that?
Yeah? She's my friend. Why would I not?
Oh so we've got some insider trading? What would we call that nepotism?
Yeah?
I almost said a nepotism?
How is it nepotism?
It's not. I just said, it's not a nepotism. That's what I said. It's not. You don't listen. That's the issue. Your ass doesn't listen to.
A damn Please, you're the one who doesn't listen.
Can we talk about what she listened to and witnessed at her gym the other day? Do you save this for the big show? Because you got two things going on in your life right now? Which one do you want to lean into? We could talk about the other thing. Okay, let's talk about the other thing. So we're going to try to talk about Diamond witnessing a girl fight at the gym on the big show.
But I'm going to write this down this way. I don't forget because I was told I don't listen. Continue.
Should we get a crown for our drama queen?
Please?
Okay, he doesn't deserve it. You're so stupid. You know what. My favorite moment of today was, by the way, when he was leaning against the wall and I pulled his leg out from under him and he squeaked like a hamster.
You know what. That's another reason why you're going home. And the producer saw that one too, So pack your bags, you're going home.
I haven't gotten fired by now, babes. And it's oh she curses herself in twenty twenty five. So Diamond had something happen to her that we all kind of have discussed at one point or another. You tell it. So, guys, Andrew, look at me when I say this, stop making notes on that board that is not yours. Put it down.
I bought it.
Someone came to me as a woman. Do you know what that means? Like, okay, someone reached out and was like, hey, I'm dating this guy and he's dating you too, type of thing. But we were not dating. And so she embarrassed herself in my d MS.
Okay, so you ready, yes, So, because there are a lot of moving pieces to this story. Yes, so there's this guy who's been trying to talk to me for a while. I looked at him more of like a friendship type of thing.
I had asked him for advice on something like months ago him online.
I don't, I don't.
We we've been following each other for a really long time now.
So I don't. This was a few years ago. I don't. I don't really know. Right, you asked him for advice on something. What qualified him to give you advice?
Well, he's a pastor and also a politician, first of all.
Both of these things. Try as far as someone being sketchy.
As fun on trust to trusted andian?
Yes? Is that worse code? Are you writing? Yeah? What's happening herend? So okay wrote it?
So I asked him at some point last year, like how to get involved in local politics, and like we talked on the phone once and it wasn't really anything crazy. But then after the conversation he had started saying like, oh, you're my crush and blah blah blah, and I was like, hey, whoa, Yeah, I'm like whoa, buddy, let's calm down, right. But then I also was like I don't want to just like block or just completely cut him off because he was giving me the tea about local politics, and you know, I love the gossip.
I'll tell you he was not only trying to holler at you. He was spilling information that other people had convited.
Yes yes, yes, yes the pastor that's all you needed to know, and I love the gossip.
Okay.
So at one point and like he would like DM me stuff and I would just be like ha okay, like you know, like you curve in somebody, but like what kind of stuff, like oh you look so beautiful or like oh you're my crush, and I would just say ah haha, thank you whatever, keep a pushing, Okay. So at one point he said something like, uh, he talked about going to Martha's Vineyard once, and I was like, oh my god, like I want to go to Martha's Vineyard because I watched the show about it whatever, and he's like, oh yeah, don't work, like whenever you're ready, like I'll fly you out here. And I was like okaymions money.
Yeah right.
So that was like the end of it for me because I was just like flying people out you're a past you could have got food out by by a pastor.
I was actually intrigued by that part. I'm not gonna lie, but it was just like, because of the master flies you out is he expected a little please.
Okay, so since then, which that was like over the summer and after that, I was like, oh no, homeboy, I can't write.
Okay, So were you clear about it? And you told him that no? I just was like, oh, okay, wait, that was like him. I was okay.
I was like oh wow or something like that, like it sounds cool.
But so you sort of said yes later in the future, okay, well, okay, maybe one day we'll have a conversation about the way that I curved people. But like yeah, no, no, no, no, I can't so where is the curve?
And no? But then he was like it's like in the message he had said like something about like, oh, let me know when you're free, and I was just like, sounds cool, Like.
Okay, where is the curve?
There was no curve.
Yes, sounds cool without sending when I'm actually available, what are you talking about?
We're curving that what we're going to get back to this part? Yeah? Go on, Really, so I curved him. I said, oh my god, sounds great, so cool. I didn't get it. Okay, whatever, I send you my freaking fly number two. I'm crazy not interested, so anyway, So then what happened?
Oh so one night I was like working the overnight and I had posted like, hey, who's up with me or something like that, and he like responded and I just like like the message.
Cool you.
Later, I thought, so, a few maybe like an hour or two later, I get this long DM from him, But as soon as I open it, I realized.
It's not him.
It was like, oh, girl, he's a liar. He can't fly you anywhere. So I guess the girl had scrolled up in the text or DMS whatever and like read whatever he was saying to me. She's like, he's a liar, he can't fly you anywhere because he's broke in capital letters. She's like, this is his one year Old's mother had no clue that he had a one year old, and then.
She's like, would that have politician and a pastor? Definitely help? Yeah? No, So then did.
You ever look at his profile?
Yes, there's no he has an older child, but not that one. That one year old is nowhere near like nowhere on his profile a liar.
And then she says, but you don't have to worry.
He's all yours, uh something else, And then she goes like I wouldn't even believe him if the sky was blue. And I'm giving you guys this in chronological order of what she was saying.
To me, so dramatic reading of the message.
Sure I love that.
Oh no, she on sent it. You didn't take a screenshot? Hold on, hold on, hold immediate screenshot.
It sounds like something I would have screenshot and put in like this my date now.
While she's looking for this. I think there's something to address here. Thought is the fact that this other person who came to you as a woman, went through all of the messages between the two of you and also did not feel or see a curve.
Well, yeah, she deleted it because my response to the long message was oh boy, sending you love, because like, I don't know what.
The fuck to say to you.
Yeah, like all you should be embarrassed to reach out to somebody who was obviously curving. The guy obvious wasn't. Okay, let me see if.
How do you look for your how do you look for screenshots?
Now?
With this new Apple update.
Do you know when it happened?
Yeah, it just starts the date.
Yeah, just go into your photos and then search by the date.
I hate the new Apple photo up. It's like, why can'not. I can't find my favorites anymore.
There's nothing in there that makes it intuitive to It's dumb.
I feel like with all of the AI stuff that's happening right now, it is getting worse. Yes, dramatic reading.
Girl, he's a liar exclamation exclamation. He's broke and can't afford a private nothing because I guess he said private plane. Oh no, this is the mother of his one year old who is currently who he is currently knocked out drunk in my bed. Oh, he's definitely a free man now. But I wouldn't even trust him if he said the sky was blue and I just said, oh boy, Sana love.
Oh boy. Oh no, because it's like this is some shit, girl, g ass up, because it happened. Have you spoken to him since No, he hasn't. DM no, And but the messages were deleted, so okay, So her message was deleted, but yours was. Oh but she can still delete it right on his end. Yes, Like I see what I said. So you're never gonna go to him and be like you just just so you know. Well, No, I spoke to your baby mama, and it seems some things do not add up.
No, because then that would make it seem like, oh, I'm interested. I was interested. No, I don't give a fuck about you.
Does he still look at your stories?
Yes? Oh I'm surprised you haven't blocked him yet because he wants because this is entertaining. What if she reaches out again? Yeah? What if she reaches out again? What if she does? And what are you gonna do?
Hey girl, hey, bestI give me the rest of the tea. What's in the bank account? What church does he preach?
Ut? So I could ravish it up a little bit.
How do you know what church he belongs to?
He's not the pastor of a church right now. This is a long story. Hold up, everything about him is no. No, he was, he's a pastor.
He's a non practicing pastor.
I guess he's a past I wait, am my man, I don't care.
I was a pastor. Does not do anything well?
He left the town that he was in because he's in like he's in a PhD program somewhere else.
I don't believe that.
This is gonna be one of those story time on TikTok. Then maybe she'll come out and she'll go.
And he was talking to a girl who works for a radio station, and I DM to a girl, you sure did anything.
Wipe up for thirty eight?
Oh god? Those. By the way, if you're doing a story time, please don't make it any more than three parts. And three parts is stretching it too? Is good? I'll take a five.
Learn.
I think people need to learn the artist storytelling. Okay, brevity is the soul of wit. Make it happen. But at any point were you interested in the.
Pastor no, I was interested in a friendship and then, like I said, when I realized that, it was like whoa, okay, calm down.
That's when I was like no, no, no, no, no. This I find fascinating because I feel like you're not interested in friendships with anybody? Really, No, no, no, no, no, what yeah? Everyone until you were like fuck then fuck that, fuck this. I don't need anybody.
Yeah, but if you can like teach me things or like put me onto things that I think are really cool, cool, Like if you know politics on a local level, and I'm trying to get involved, Like, yeah, tell me everything you know about it.
But so do we know by his name? Couldn't you just back search.
It what to find what I need to know the church that he can see, because oh I didn't look that deep because I'm not going to it.
I just feel like at this point, if you dug deep enough, like you only scratch the surface and we've exposed multiple lives. Oh yeah, if you dug deep, I bet it would be a complete Like this man is a whole bum, lives out of his car, probably like went to jail on some type of gun charge and then probably realized like, oh, you know what, I can talk to pretty girls who are wholesome by acting like I'm a pastor and begin That's what I think we're going to see here. I think he's actually a pastor.
Minister maybe is the worst.
Yea and no, no, no, no, no, no, minister. I believe I'm one. Also, I mean, as for the Hindu religion, it lives inside you. So, oh lord, do you ever need advice, Diamond, I'm gonna tell you some stuff.
I'm a married two people, Okay, thank you?
Yeah, all I have to say is I think it was very embarrassing for her to reach out to a woman.
Take that up with him.
Girl.
I get very torn on this because, of course, obviously at the at the base of it, yes, this is probably not her finest moment. I've never been in that position where I've caught somebody cheating on me. I don't know how cheating is a lot that's what she thought based on your lack of curving.
And I'm thinking that there were probably a lot of other dms that were sent out totally, So just.
Put yourself in that position. You're hyped up, you're mad, you're angry. Maybe she thought for a quick second she was saving you from going down the same path as her. I don't know, I don't. I get very torn on this because I don't think that if I found out I was like the other person, even though she wasn't. She seems to be the main, main chicken all of this, I hope, so I would like to stay away from the situation. But at the same time, like what if you really do say, oh my god, this guy's a creep and he's being super creepy to all these women. Let me tell them. Is that still embarrassing?
Yes, I see, I don't think so. I think it's doing a good job, like a good deed, like you should be telling somebody so this way, you're not the person's lying, right. The pastor politician is a liar. The PP is a liar with his.
PP so out exactly, here's my thing.
He knows where that is going. I know she did the right thing she did.
I don't know.
I think sometimes you got to take your l's in private.
I think it would be embarrassing.
But he made a public by talking to a bunch of other women on his Instagram as a pastor and a politician.
And a politician studying for his PhD. Okay from which university? Yea true love to see that. I think it would be embarrassing if she tried to come at you, like, stay away from him.
He's mine.
Yes, But didn't seem like she did that. It seemed like she was like, I just caught this fucking loser being a fucking loser and I'm just letting you know he's a loser and moved on.
Yeah, private jet, there is no private ja right.
Here's the thing for me. I think a lot of the times when women go out of their way to reach out to the next woman, they're not really over it. They're not like they're not going to leave the person alone. A lot of the times, and I've seen this and from personal experience, when you're done and you wash your hands of somebody, it's just whatever, I don't really care.
I'm done with it.
A lot of the times, the women who will go back or want to entertain some type of argument between them and either the other women or the man in this situation, they're the ones who go out of their way. Oh, hey, just let you know I'm doing you a favor. Babes like you're not because I.
Don't thinking over it. I don't think that obviously she's not. She was laying next to him once she sent you the message, So I feel like that was hot. It was real hot news. Who knows where she's at now? How long ago was this Thanksgiving? So two months? Okay?
Giving that poor man that poor man's giving dinner was relaxed. Just somewhere is the best imagine.
Absolute wait for him to become like an actual politician, politician, like people know who he is or he's elected somewhere and then we all know who.
Like.
The story, which is crazy.
Is if you had somebody like this where he is d ming all these women and this is out there, how would you think that you should still run for a public office?
People do it every day. President to be.
It's so psychotic because I would never knowing that everybody could come out of the woodwork and be like he did this, this, this and this, like that's insane. But these people are like, yeah, why not? What are they gonna do?
What audacity? Yeah, George s people popped how many times?
And he was like, Nope, I think it's apath I think it's that.
I also think and I think this is going to be a fascinating turn in events. Up until recently, AI didn't exist where it could make it look like you Andrew were fucking a cow and you would be like, I didn't do that. I know what you're seeing. I didn't do it. Which Anneal would you prefer? Im? Sorry, which animal would you prefer? I'll let you pick Kathy Barras So it would look exactly like that and you could sit there and be like, I know you, I know what your eyes are seeing. I did not do that. It wasn't me. That didn't exist until very recently. I think the audacity and the crazy things we're going to see where people are just going to point at video of them actually doing something and say it wasn't me. Because now you're going to be able to fall back on all these different things. It's coming. It's terrifying. I talked to our lovely arthy Prabocer from the White House about this, because I think that is what's going to start happening. Even the stuff you see with your own eyes, you're not gonna believe it, or you are going to belie like so bad it's really tough now. I mean, I'm sure you guys have seen all the cute AI videos of animals.
My mom is obsessed with them. We get one a day where it's like animals playing in like a fake Will scene. She's obsessed with them.
She's like, they're so cute, but they look so convincingly real. I saw one of little polar bear pops or cubs, i should say, with these guys that looked like they were rescuing Polar bear cubs. No, I think I've gotten pretty good with the animals, but the human thing is gonna be weird. Yeah, they're going to keep running. It's gonna keep happening.
That's scary.
Everything's scary right now. I mean that's what I'm saying. Scary Your kids.
Young, Yeah, spook them spoo.
So diamond back to this. Oh God, there's no point in your life ever where you would reach out to another woman and just say, hey, just so you know, hope not. I don't think so though, there's no You can't think of one scenario. Maybe I feel like if someone gave me a disease, I'd be like, hey, just so you know, this guy is contaminated and is spreading his icking. Maybe maybe I don't know.
I just I found out over the break that I have an issue with embarrassment, and so it would embarrass me to tell someone something that another person did to me on that level.
Okay, so this embarrassment or more like being vulnerable.
You don't maybe, but it would embarrass me. Okay, like if somebody gave me an STD and like to tell somebody that I don't know, hey, anonymously do this, Like I would be embarrassed that I put myself or I let myself be in a situation like that.
Even though It could be whoever, anything, anybody. All kinds of stuff can all the time. You could be with somebody for twenty years, never have been with anybody else, and that person is cheating on you and they bring you something like that kind of stuff is a lot of times not something to be embarrassed about. I understand, I totally understand it. But I think every situation is different. I have an issue with that it brought ego. Maybe I don't know, like I don't. It depends.
It depends if I really felt bad for someone. Maybe, but I don't know, like I don't know a lot.
No, I don't know. Okay, I think let's put on my psychology hat, which I have no business wearing.
It doesn't matter anymore, whatever you want telling you.
When I become the social media is are everything is changing. I believe it's up for grabs because it's not a position, and I think I could just present it and someone will be like, yes, you head of the cabinet with Linda McMahon. But I think, so are you dating at the moment? No? Do you want to be? Uh? Sometimes it depends on the day. Do you feel weird saying I want to be dating? And not dating. Is that embarrassing to you?
I didn't know, because if I wanted to date bad enough, then I'll go and actually date. Like I put my toe in and then I take it out very quickly, like in a hot tub.
Right, Okay, So that I think that is. And we've talked about your IX on like multiple podcasts to ike you out so quickly, so fast. I think all that goes together. You getting icked out, but you also being embarrassed very easily by things. Maybe some of the stuff that cks you out about other people isn't that icky about them, but you look at it as a reflection on you, and you're like, oh, I could never have a boyfriend who fill in the blank. Oh for sure, are you kidding? The most wonderful. Not that I'm saying anyone that you've been with has been wonderful and you should go back.
I'm not saying no, no, no, no, babes, take that off the plate.
No babes like your boo the guy who plays for the Jets who I won't name, who you love? Oh yeah, if that guy was walking around with his backpack on one like his backpack sleeve coming off, which identified as something that really disturbed.
You you let it fly. I would yeah, I would be like, ew, put the shit on.
Properly or take it off. You're embarrassing me like that.
Yeah, one strap backpack.
Oh my god, you gotta see. I gotta find the video was so upset it's disgusting.
She said that both straps of the backpack were on shoulders, but one was just flopping off, so it was sort of like you had, you know, like a girl who had a blouse who was coming off the shoulder was disgusted by this man.
Mind you, she had a roller backpack, so she has no room to talk.
When I was eight, what the hell embarrassing?
That was embarrassing?
That was eight.
I'd be embarrassed.
The size of the textbooks that I had to carry around in elementary school was embarrassing.
Okay to roll baggage.
Listen, whatever you guys are. Wow, you're coming from me today.
Okay, No, I love this story. I'm still super excited to hear about the girlfriend. I hope we hear about it on the show. And if I don't, we're going to circle back to don't talk about it now. We can do it in another episodet if you guys wanted to, but also Andrew real quickly because we never get into this with you. What are your X.
I don't like people that are overly loud. I hate super loud people, like.
How do you work here? Well, because oh my god, did you just admit to hating Daniel Manara and me? Cut this out?
Loud? I yell over there, not loud. Okay, great, it's like a certain loudness where it's like it's just it's grading loudness.
Give me, like an example of a celebrity who you think is itcking loud? And be honest, because I'm thinking Cardi b I would say every single person here is loud, and I think he likes Cardi.
She's more funny, I I but I do find that grading after a while. Okay, okay, like it's just like in your face. Okay. There is one person who I just okay, I'm just gonna say, I don't I think okay, fine, Meghan Trainer.
She's not loud.
She is. She's very loud. Like I could just I could just picture being at a party with her and she's the person who's like Mama, and they'd be like away, like please out of my face. You're too loud. Oh it's too much. I just can't.
I feel like she's more boisterous. I don't like like to look at me type of attitude. So it doesn't have to be volume as much as action. Yeah loud, Okay, so that's one.
Don't like that.
Okay.
I also don't like people who want to like get deep really quick. I am not going to do that. I hate that. I hate it. One of my friends is married to somebody who does that, And if you're at a party, she will like find time to like go up to everyone at least once and be like we haven't had time to chat yet, and like pull you away, so what's going on? Like how are you? But like you're like good work, you know, yeah, yeah, like how are you? It's like I talk to you maybe once a year. This is not the time we are not on camera. This is weird.
This is just like, to be completely honest, I'm incredibly uncomfortable. I am right now like.
That, Like, give me my time, give me my space. I don't want to do that out of my face okay, quickly.
Too loud, and she doesn't like shock expenditiously, please please he doesn't like loud. He doesn't like invasive. Okay, boisterous and invasive? Invasive?
Yes?
What else?
Clingy?
Clingy?
Do not like clingy? Okay, do not like clingly? I do not clingy. Yeah. I had somebody that was clingy twenty nineteen. Oh I remember, let me tell you. She came over to my house and she said, this is when I knew it was over and it was bad. That's what I knew. She was talking about moving my stuff already, you were dating for two months.
Wait, moving your stuff so she could move stuff in, or moving your stuff just because you don't.
Like this, I know, moving it so she can move her stuff in.
How did you address that?
I was like, eh, you.
Curved her like diamond sounds good? Yeah yeah, it does sound like that. Yeah yeah.
But then the next date, I did say, this isn't going to work out for me right now?
Watch though he broke her heart.
Yeah, but I sent her home in the lift. I paid for it. I was a gentleman.
High time to go cut your lift. Don't worry, it's on me.
I just don't like clingy. I like, give me space, give me space, don't be loud, and also don't get too invasive.
Oh, sons are very reasonable?
Yes, simple, Okay, backpack straps.
I feel like, No, you didn't see it. If you saw it, you would understand what I'm saying.
Also, a lot of eye makeup, absolutely not. I like that.
That was like a very random and another.
Thing that's just when I feel like and maybe you.
Know, is there like drag queenie eye makeup or like glitter littering?
Nie? Almost?
Oh? Why are you looking at me like this? Wow?
I'm looking at both of you because you're both in the room.
Felt like you were staring. I know my makeup's not great today.
Okay, back off, your makeup looks fine.
I was trying to get a compliments words snooky Okay. Last thing, what are green flags for you? What are you looking for when it comes to another person laughing?
I like laughing a lot with people. Yes, yeah, I need someone who's nice and kind kind. I know it is very vague, and I know it's super basis.
I think kind is more descriptive than nice.
I like kind Like I want someone with like a really good heart who can mix into any friend group I have.
Yeah, because we all know you have a lot of them.
See that was the one thing that that girl said in twenty nineteen, like it's so crazy, like whoever, Like I'm seeing like their friends always are like my friends afterwards, and I'm like, back up, what we're going to do is take a step back because I don't like that.
Yeah, my friend like, that's.
That's a little too, that's fast, That's that's a lot.
Two months and she was literally moving in. That was a lot. Well should we call her Scottie? Oh?
Yeah, where is scott.
He was here right now so you can talk to him about that. Yeah.
No, But just someone who like has an nice I just want, because I do have a lot of different friend groups, I would like to be able to take someone around and they just mix in. There's not too much baggage attached.
I was saying, that's one of my friends the other day that that's a dream partner. Somebody that you can just go somewhere with and whether you're hanging out together or you guys get split up and they're off on their own, they can still handle their own and not be like where were you? Yeah, why did you leave me by myself? Oh my god, I was so uncomfortable.
I'm almost insufferable thing when somebody is like just a little stage five clinger the whole time.
Oh god, that's me. I have a friend who throws a fit. She's been broken up with multiple times because she's throwing fits about it.
But yeah, that's obnoxious and you really should fix that about yourself.
Don't believe me. What do you mean you're bing me.
To You're also fine, you don't do that.
I don't know if.
Yeah, she's curving that too. And also what you think of.
Yourself, you know, like if you were me somewhere, don't like leave me forever forever, not forever, but like like, don't leave me to the point where I'm like, where the fuck did you?
Okay, but if if we're going out right, yeah, and I see Gandhi. I haven't seen Ghani in a while. I'm really excited to go see Gandhi. We start talking, Ghani and I are chatting, but you know, other people at just say.
A part it's fine.
But I mean, like, if let's just say I brought you to one of my friend's barbecues, Gandhi, You're fine. You'll sit there and talk to a tree, honestly, But Andrew hopefully I brought.
You there and I would have fun.
There's nobody there that you know, and I walked away from you and left you for like an hour.
If you introduced me to somebody prior where I could at least be like.
What if you don't want to talk to them.
Okay, then I'll figure it out. I don't love it, but I can do it. I just need like an inn. I am not the person who can sit at a bar and like talk to someone else. I don't want to do that. I have no interest in that. I have no fun with that. I don't want to talk to the bartender. I want to talk to who's sitting next to me. But if I'm with somebody who's talking to the bartender or talking to someone next to me, okay, great conversation's open. I will not initiate the conversation that it's just not me.
Ever, I think, oh, well, I guess I agree.
I just feel like, don't leave me for more than a half an hour, twenty minutes, Okay, I need you to come back.
I make sure dime in with like one of those little handheld clocks. As soon as they walk away, she's.
Like, I'm always like, go she'd be the one that while you're having the conversation, you're constantly doing like side eyed with yes, like, oh god, I do that all the time, seeing you. God, I gotta go over here and get.
You all the twenty minutes she's about to hop in an uber not paid for by me, so it could get sticky. I've done that. I've left places. Well, leave place is so fast. I will leave if I'm like not happy, but not because I went somewhere and someone was ignoring me. I just you guys know me. Irish exit everything. Yeah, it's about that time.
PSL. I love Irish exiting. I think that's in for twenty twenty five. Let's talk about what's in and out in Irish exits.
Absolutely you oh, making in about me the star of course, in being the center of attention, and what else is in Let's think what else is in direct conversation?
Yes, no more curveballs.
Anyway. I appreciate directness. I will always appreciate it. Recently, I kind of had someone say to me, yes, you were right, they do not like you, and I was so happy. I was thrilled. I was like, this thrills me because I.
Got to take a step back for one quick second. Yeah, they told me they didn't like me, and I.
Was so happy they tell me they didn't like me. They told me someone else who I for a long time have suspected doesn't like me, who looks me in the face and lies. And it's like, oh my god, I love you so much. I need things. I know. I have intuition, I see things. These guys are so big, I see thoughts. So finally I got confirmation from another person, Yeah, they don't like you at all, And I said, this is the best. Thank you so much for finally acknowledging. Well, I have known for a long time, because I just felt like I was a crazy person just being gas lit the whole time. No, it is true, and it makes me feel good that I now have confirmation. Oh boy, and I don't have to waste any time faking with these people.
That's true.
So it's all good. That's true. Now now you're about to make people's lives a living hell. I'm very excited.
What's out?
Uh you? I said it already, lying, sugarcoating. We don't like it out curving, curving. Curving needs to be.
In yet actual curving, not your curving. Okay, Diamond's curving actual curving. Do you think there's.
Anyone listening to the podcast who doesn't understand what curving is? Uh?
Where you swerve around them? I'm out you duck dodge.
Yeah, well, if you listen to the beginning of this episode, it's not what Diamond dish.
Shut up.
It's direct today saying hey, I'm gonna fly you out of my private jet. It's not okay, cool, it's not interested. Thanks.
No, okay, wait, because I got curving was like swerving around. I'm not being like one like absolutely not leave me the fuck alone.
You left the door open. The door was open.
Yeah, I guess I always too curving as more of a final thing than a temporary Oh, I'm just trying to like weave my way out of it. Maybe I'm wrong, though.
I think being direct with the person saying like hey, we are just I'm not like when he's talking about dating you. It's a direct end to that, like, hey, no.
He would have been a good friend though he was fun.
I don't think conversation.
With a PhD or into politics give me a good tea.
She should say it for the gossip a.
Gossipy pastor is probably a joy to all.
But also, yeah, best friend is a pastor, so I know all the tea, you know what I mean? And there's so much Why amazing.
Don't they take the oath? They do the reconciliation.
Now from the finding out perspective. From that, I'm confessing to a pastor perspective. And now no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, she actually has integrity. Okay, so no, we shout it up.
She tells me about like the way the church runs and stuff like that, which I think is really cool, you.
Know, okay, best life. That doesn't that sound like you curved the original answer? No, I didn't.
So you want to be friends with a pastor so you could get to know how the church works. I can get you a textbook, yea.
I feel like it's a lot going on right now.
Stem I still have my religion textbooks from Catholic school. I could give you some.
I do too, Thank you. Thanks.
This way you could learn that way. I'm talking to gossipy pastor Andrew.
What's your favorite Bible verse since we're here?
Uh?
Psalm sixteen forty two?
What is it?
Ooh? I hold that one in my heart, so I don't like to say it out loud.
Good job you're into.
Sorry, this is good please yours? It's actually oh on my wrist?
What did I say? Six verse five?
Oh, that's such a good one. What is it?
God is within her? She will not fail? Hindu again? Where don't we go? Baby? Cheers? What no one asked me about? What's yours? John three sixteen? Because I see it an all the game?
Yeah, that one's a good one too, that one that is you see that out of Trump rally?
I'm sorry? What is it for?
God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, and whosoever believeth in him, uh, shall not perish but have everlasting life?
Sports football game?
Yeah, because they try to say, like, oh my God, is that yeah?
John three sixteen? Yeah, yeah, yeah, look it up, Andrew, So you got your phone in your hand, loser.
I'm so impressed that you know all these bubble forms. I know a lot of them. Yeah, give me another one. I don't know anymore. That's the only one I know. Philippians, it's the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, Philippians.
Thirteen, No, Philippians, are you kidding? It's Philippians three. I thought it was Philippine three six three thirteen. I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me. That's very basic.
I'm trying to think, what's your worst what's your least favorite.
Oh, that's a hard one.
I don't like the very first like Genesis where it opens, it's like it's very short, and like no, it's like and in the beginning God made heaven and earth, and it's like, okay, give me more, like we can make that a hole worse, like.
You know, keep it? You know I needed more than that. I read something interesting the other day. We love your thoughts on this. Someone said, what if Eve never ate the apple nor convinced anyone else to eat the apple? He ate it on his own? Lied and said, she made me do it, and that's why men have the apple stuck in their throat as the Adam's apple.
I wouldn't I wouldn't be. I love things like this and theories and stuff like that, because.
Would do it? Would it does?
And also like who knows what's the story? Like what's the backstory? Did he do something that made her say, okay, fuck you now, I want you to taste this?
She knew it was.
You know, you never know, because I mean, the Bible is all probably like parables anyway, there's stories of whatever. You know, these people claim to have witnessed and stuff, so like you just never know, you know, you never know.
Indian, well, specifically Hindu tales are known as Hindu mythology. We acknowledge it as this is a story who's made up with a bunch of things in it to represent a bigger metaphor. A lot of other religions don't do that. Yeah, and I'm like, okay, and this is why everyone's being crazy.
Yeah. I think I like the concept of multiple guides more than I do just one, because then it seems like you could really put your bets on a lot of other things.
Excuse me, your bets or just like I.
Don't know, like what you're thankful for, we could go to other things. Yeah, I get five thousand on are you from God? Are we not doing that?
Well? The thing one of the things that I think always gets lost between polytheism and monotheism is if God is all powerful, why could God not split God's self up into a bajillion different things. It could be one entity, it could be a zillion other entities, but why would you ever put God in a box? Crazy?
Yeah, I agree with that. I think also like Greek mythology. I like that they had a whole bunch of different gods. Shintoism is great. You pray to like everything just to be nice to you, and you get nice things back. Like I like that. It's just so drab sometimes just religion. Yeah, it's just like, honestly, I noticed that my known as funeral. We were just sitting there and it's like everyone's so depressed. I would not want to ever have like this isn't welcoming at all. I'm just sad, and yeah it's a funeral for my grandma funeral, but it's just just like there should be celebration to a degree, like this is like you're going to the next place.
Come to a black church, baby, I would love to diamond so much fun. When my boyfriend died, his funeral was at a black church. And when I tell you, I actually stopped crying because I was outraged, and it was like I can't believe, what the fuck did you just say? It was crazy. They were like I hope that brother Chad accepted Christ into his heart because if not, he's burning right now. What it was crazy? That shit was crazy. My mom and I were like, oh but when each other trying not to laugh because it was insane. But I was also very sad, and then I thought I hired this clown. But everyone else seemed really into it.
You know that her grandpa's wake. Let me tell you something. The turn that that wake took. The pastor came in and he delivered, but he never met I think the family her. Yeah, so he delivered the most insane little prayer for us. He was like, there was a couple and they were standing and they took a picture. This picture meant so much to them. Two days later, nine to eleven happened. They took a picture in front of the World Trade Center. So enjoy every moment. I was like, there was a better way to.
Say, what are we doing?
No?
Yeah, funerals.
Nine to eleven reference.
At a funeral. At a funeral, funerals are the best, though, And there's always something funny like that happens, and it's like just random, like at my grandfather's funeral, And this was during COVID, so it was like empty, like nobody could be there. I think it was like eight of us or whatever. First of all, huge fight as to who the eight were whatever. Someone was louden who yes, uh some of us were not happy about and boisterous, Oh my god, like falling out on the floor and like ah, and I was like, honey, we have fifteen minutes to view this body. You better sit your ass down. Okay, are you fucking kidding me? But it was like funny shit, Like just like the way that she's like, oh, I remember when we used to go to the river. What is a ribber? What is a ribber?
What is a river? Is it?
With her? Would be absolutely so, like five years later, we're still saying the river, you know. Or like randomly at my cousin's funeral a few months ago, Uh, they were talking about where the repast was going to be.
You know what the repasses?
Yeah, okay, so uh where the repass was going to be, and somebody fucking typed it into ways and their phone was on loud and it was like starting route to blah blah blah as the church is like completely Quiet's things like that that you'll never forget.
It's fucking hilarious. Best it happened to me once at my great aunt's funeral, I thought my phone was off, in fact was not, so an alarm went off. So I was like, ah shit, So of course everything comes to a screeching halt because her son, he's like my cousin slash uncle whatever, he was talking and he was big mad about it. I was like, so I shut it off and I put it in my bag. Apparently even when you shut your phone off, the alarm will go off again. And so it went off again, only this time it was buried deep in my bag because I thought I shut it off. This man with his thick ass Indian accent, he was like, who's bloody yard damn phone is that? I was like, it was so mad, and my sister was like, oh, she thought that was so funny, the good times at funerals.
Hey, let me tell you something. My mom only recently we were going somewhere. She wanted to just have dinner with us after the this thing happened. My dad cannot let that happen. He's just not that guy. And my mom the whole time is like trying to subtly reinforce like so afterwards we're going for dinner, right, So afterwards just us. We're just going for Dinna, right, so we're just gonna go that. We all had to go back to this the funeral place, and of course now the whole family is just standing there and my mom's like, okay, so we're gonna go now, right, it's just us, let's sleep. And then they go up to my dad and they're like, so, yeah, we have no plans. My dad's like, so everybody should come, and my mom's like, so, now shit, we gotta pay. Oh shit, this is what he does.
This is what he does.
I'm not going. I'm not going. And me and my sister were like, mom, please just calm it down.
It's a peral.
Yeah, please literally bring it back.
Wasn't it like his mom's Yeah, not even worse to put a point on it.
Take it back. Let's just walk it back.
Listen, breathe the little guy.
Sometimes the breathing exercises do work with don and my sister always says she may be served well by a low dosage anti anxiety medic.
Okay, oh oh, low dosage, yes, okay. I was always thinking like if I you know, when I guess everybody's gonna die at some point. I wanted to be like a big party, no animosity, nothing. But now I'm gonna think it might be fun to give everyone a piece of paper with a shit talk that someone else at the funeral said about them that I knew, Like Andrew. On January thirteenth, twenty twenty five, Diamond said your sweater was hideous. That'd be really fun for me, did she No? No, but yeah I should have.
You would do something like that. It would be like a bowl and you'd be like, oh, what's that?
Then yeah, like, oh, you're sitting at.
Oh I love that movie. By the way, Yes, I bet you. Tool Attention was so good with the cocaine cross at the end and Bittersweet Symphony plays off Arden out of time.
I might go home and watch that. By the way, And I know we have to wrap this up because we've been talking for a while. Andrew gave me the password to his Fandango account Here we Go, which has all the movies in it. Yeah, we need to worry about Andrew.
I'm so happy that someone took him up on that. He's been trying to pimp out his own account for years.
It's great. He has so many movies, so many movies. I watched The Substance thanks to Andrew. That was a good It was great. Actually, I think it's amazing. Oh there's so much to talk about on the podcast, Okay, but it was amazing. There's some stuff in there that I just really need to know, Andrew, what's going on.
Deliverance A lot of those movies I've had because we used to have this horrendous machine that would hold all these DVDs and you'd have to load them and it was the whole thing. Then I said that you could just stream all your movies if you converted them to this fandanego thing. So it's just all of our old movies that I used to go get bargain bin movies from, like Blockbuster, especially when they're going out of business, and then I converted them.
Do you have Beautiful with Mini Driver?
I can get it for you if you want.
That is my favorite movie of all times, like twenty twenty something on Rotten Tomatoes.
I love it, so it's fine.
Worstump is a great movie.
I cry every time.
Apparently the book is atrocious.
I love the book. I read a sequel Gump and Co. Most people know there's a sequel.
But there is. Oh my god, I had no idea. And on that note, Andrew, if people want to find you, where can they find you?
Andrew Pug on Instagram.
Okay, did I lead it?
Soon we'll see you're.
Going to delete your Instagram? Yes? Are you mad at Zuck No?
I just feel like yeah. And it's just like when Elon did it. I left Twitter the minute. I was like, he's an asshole. I don't care about this site anymore, so I quit. And I feel like I'm at that point now with Mark Zuckerberg. I already quit Facebook. So what am I doing? Where are we with this?
I like your style, thank you.
I stand behind it. Unlike some people who talk about Elon Musk and still going x.
X, I still have my Tesla stock. It's not going anywhere, Like I mean, come on now.
I sold all my Tesla stock and I delete.
My Yeah, and I know you regret that one. I don't because that's coin I forgot to get rid of it. So it's just like sitting.
There, listen, Well, I'm Andrew Pug on Instagram for right now, for now.
Diamond, and I'm at Diamond sincere on Instagram for.
Now and I am at baby Hot Sauce, one hundred percent Shore. I'm still Shadow band from the world. Good luck finding me. I am not a child predator and we'll be back. By the way, this is episode fifty guys, WOA, So by the end of the year we're gonna be at one hundred. Okay, say bye bye.