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A woman had $15,000 of crafts stolen from her car in San Francisco. Commute times have hit an all-time high in the U.S. A guy in Idaho was recently busted for passing bad checks and as it turns out, he was being scammed HIMSELF. He was sending the money to a scammer in Malaysia who promised him millions of dollars. He faces up to 9 years in prison on 3 felony counts.

A guy in Texas robbed a bank on Friday, to pay for his wedding the next day. But he didn't wear a mask, and his fiancée saw the surveillance shots of him that the police posted on Facebook that afternoon. So she convinced him to turn himself in. He was arrested, and the wedding was canceled.