Michael Stipe coming out with a new song. If you're not a baking show person, you're definitely in the minority these days. (But even if you can't stand those shows, we think this is one we can ALL agree on.) In the "Girl Scout Cookie Championship,” contestants will have to come up with new desserts using, obviously… Girl Scout Cookies.

Survivor was so good last night. In August, a 52-year-old guy in New York City was at a batting cage and took a 75 mile-an-hour fastball to his GROIN. He wound up with bruising and internal bleeding and may lose a testicle. Now he's suing the batting cages for $100,000.

Fast Facts: A guy in Memphis reported a carjacking on Monday. But when the cops found his car had actually been towed, he confessed that he was just trying to cover up his AFFAIR. He was charged with filing a false police report.