One is dead from the coronavirus outbreak in San Jose hospital, a couple driving in Yolo County got into an argument to which they crashed into a tree which they ended up getting a DUI, a man got drunk on Christmas Eve and then legally changed his name to Celine Dion, a man in Nebraska started to wave around a machete  at the Walmart employees for not getting his receipt for the machete he just bought there, and a women went viral for explaining that if you eat icicles you are eating bird poop, and some fast facts!