James Franco gets shut out of the Oscars and Kobe Bryant is nominated for his Dear Basketball animated short.  Neil Diamond will officially retire from touring. Slayer is going on their “Final” world tour. Danny McBride stars in Dundee. Stormy Daniels is on a Make America Horny Again tour and has her Instagram account unexpectedly suspended. A school shooting in Kentucky reportedly has 1 dead and 7 injured. Self-driving cars could end 33% of transportation jobs. Ikea is advertising the Swedish method of sleeping together. Listeners text us what movies are funnier than Dumb & Dumber!