We're not sure what was scarier, the wild weather in Melbourne yesterday, or the mental image of Billy playing Naked Twister.
Ponder that while Billy kicks us off with a comprehensive All Sports Report, as Oscar Piastri loses the lead in the F1 World Driver's Championship.

Topics Brownless wants to hear your best pub yarn, Mark O'Connor went home to Ireland to win a flag, and we want to send you to the BP Adelaide Supercars Grand Final.

Some interesting things went on amongst the punters at Mooney Valley for the Cox Plate, Bill takes you through his top five moments from the cricket over the weekend, and woodchopping world champion Laurence O'Toole calls in from Milan after the Chopperoos won another world title.

That leads us nicely into Monday Brag Artist, we talk to Gabo Island Lighthouse Operator Geoff Sharpe, and Billy finishes with a joke about thermometers.