Billy's been to a lunch... but he kicks things off with the All Sports Report.

Aussie cricketer Travis Head phones in as he awaits the arrival of baby #2, and prepares for the upcoming test series against India, then it's time for Friday Brag Artist.

Lehmo has found one billionaire's response to long toilet-queues at sporting events, and he has the official stats from performance at the Melbourne Half Marathon.

The Melbourne Cup Carnival kicks off tomorrow so the boys chat to Channel 9's Billy Slater, and champion jockey Jamie Kah, then SEM Phoenix co-captain Nathan Sobey is in studio as the Phoenix prepare to take on the Jackjumpers tonight.

Finally, it's Billy's Fruity Friday Joke, and Lehmo is very nervous.