Billy has made it in after his birthday dinner, but Daisy is the one who sounds like he had a big night.

We kick things off with the All Sports Report, then Topics Brownless wants to know when you made the news.

Herby is in with some social media feedback, we have a surprise What's For Dinner, and Channel 9's James Bracey previews the Australian Open Semi-Finals.

Daisy asks Billy to pronounce some very tricky tennis names, we hear an Idiot Song for Billy's birthday, Tom Mitchell calls in after announcing his retirement from footy, and Billy has a fruity Thursday joke about Pinocchio to finish the show.