Billy is fresh off a trip to the hair salon, and kicks off the show with the All Sports Report.

Victorian Liberal Deputy Leader Sam Groth is in studio to talk about how his political career is going better than Billy's, and he chats about the Australian Open.

Topics Brayshaw wants to know what gives you the s***s, then Billy is back with a bit more footy news.

Billy has a list of his favourite public apologies, before Hawthorn recruit Tom Barrass is in studio to talk about his change of scenery, and some important work he's doing outside of footy.

Finally, Sam Groth is back to hear Billy's Joke - which he may live to regret.