As we reflect on Billy's disgraceful behaviour towards Jeff Kennett during a Cats Hawks game, he kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - and it was raining piss missiles in an MLB game in MIlwaukee.

CHannel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary calls in from Sydney after the Swans suspend five players for breaching club standards. Plus we wonder when Essendon will actually select a coach, and if Mitch will ever play a game of footy.

Ryan and Ivan battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then Herbie is in studio to read an alarming article about Billy.

We get a couple of quick hits of footy news, then Topics Brownless asks about the household items you never use.

We've got a brand new segment that includes all of Billy's other segments, then Melbourne United's Luke Travers is in studio ahead of the NBL season tipping off next month.

Finally, Billy continues his week of book-themed jokes, with a little help from Rabs.