Billy kicks the show off with a sharp All Sports Report, then it's time for Topics Brownless - with a topic that needs a bit of finessing.

Collingwood's Lachie Schultz is in studio after locking in a wildcard spot, then he brings in former Freo and North player Darcy Tucker to talk about their new sports underwear brand PEAKED.

Aussie cricketing legend Ricky Ponting calls in from his son's training session to talk about Australia's upcoming series against Bangladesh, then retiring Adelaide Crows superstar Taylor Walker calls in to give Billy a serve over his craft attack from yesterday.

Finally, Billy tells a joke about two old men comparing their troubles to close the show.