The boys are excited because Stifler's Mom is in Australia, but Billy straightens up to deliver the All Sports Report - with an update on the UK Cricket Cheating scandal.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with news on Collingwood and Geelong's new pre-game routine, plus updates on Essendon and Carlton's coaching searches.

James and Zach battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, JB has his say on England's next possible cricket coach, then Comm Games Fat battles his way through his daily update- as our Aussie sprinters set new national records.

AFLW superstars Sarah Rowe and Monique Conti are in studio ahead of the Australia vs Ireland game on Saturday, but we have to talk to Sarah about County Mayo finally breaking it's 75-year title drought on the weekend.

Finally, in desperate need of Plastic, Billy goes back to an oldie for his joke.