We begin by saying rest in peace to the great Dolly Parton - who passed away today aged 80.
Billy launches into the All Sports Report - with a comprehensive wrap of last night's AFL Awards, including a very interesting guest list on Table 12.
Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with more on the AFL Awards, plus the latest speculation on Zak Butters, Toby Greene, Jesse Hogan, Kieren Briggs, and Tim English.
Robbie and Johnny battle it out in a very competitive Hump Day Quiz, then JB has received an email from Warwick about all the times Billy said a guest's name wrong to their face.
Billy has the inside scoop on the latest "Internal Design" trend, then Hawthorn coach Sam Mitchell is in studio ahead of a big finals campaign - but first we have to get his opinion on some of Billy's Hawks-related Craft Attacks.
Finally, Billy has a joke about a lonely gecko to close the show.

Billy's Lonely Gecko Joke - August 26
01:32

Sam Mitchell On Wizard, Impey, Gunston & Rates Billy's Craft Attacks!
17:18

Sam Mitchell rates Billy's press conference craft!
03:18