It's bloody cold in Melbourne, but Billy's All Sports Report is full of the hottest sports news. 

We play our new game 'are you a bigger dill than Bill?', before Xavier Ellis joins us from the west to talk about Freo and West Coast.

Billy's found a survey about the world's most promiscuous countries, and Jordy in Box Hill has a crack at $10k with Guernsey Cash.

Lehmo shares his funniest story from Gather Round, and Western Bulldog Sam Darcy joins the show.

Finally, Billy has a joke from listener Belinda - and it's ANOTHER fruity one!