Billy has a new nickname for JB, and the All Sports Report starts with Oscar Allen's press conference apologising to his teammates and fans after his meeting with Sam Mitchell.

Western Bulldog mature-age recruit Sam Davidson calls in to talk about his astonishing journey to the AFL, then Billy has a talkback topic that might be his worst ever... yet still somehow works.

We relive Billy eating curried sausages at the Cremorne, and we've got an update on the Bulgarian soccer team that held a tribute for a dead teammate who wasn't actually dead.

Billy's Idiot File is a monster, we're giving away an epic Gather Round prize, and Collingwood legend Peter Daicos calls in ahead of the Pies and Blues tonight.

Finally, Billy has two jokes to finish the week.