After a beautiful weekend Billy is so excited that he forgets to play his All Sports Report opener - but we eventually get to it, and a return of one of the best-named athletes in all of sport.
Damian Barrett is in studio with all his positives and negatives from Wildcard Round.
JB has heard word that some NBL players gave Tony Jones a chomping, then we move Billy's 5 at 5:05 up the order - where he plays us his favourite moments from the weekend of Triple M Footy.
We want you to pump yourself up with Monday Brag Artist, then Freo cult hero Patrick Voss calls in ahead of his 50th game in a Qualifying Final against Hawthorn.
Finally, Billy is having a glow-up for spring by putting on one of Herbie's facemasks, and he tells us a joke about his mate with a lisp.

Billy's Letters, Bill Bailey's New Tour, The FAFMA's - The Rush Hour Sunday Session - Sunday 20th September 2026
51:33

Billy's Jokes - September 14-17
05:48

JB calls for North Melbourne to keep reviewing the football department
01:55