As North Melbourne celebrates its 5th Round 1 victory in 25 years, Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - where Oscar Piastri's season couldn't have gotten off to a worse start.

Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 1 - and we look back at him giving Billy a massive clip for attempting to break news. Then it's time for Monday Brag Artist.

Billy replays his five favourite Triple M Footy moments from the weekend, JB has seen something the show can steal from this year's Oscars, and North Melbourne debutant Tom Blamires is in studio after his fantastic first game.

Finally, Billy is outsourcing his joke to give you a chance to spend an awesome weekend at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival thanks to Rydges Hotels