Billy kicks off the show with the All Sports Report, as another Lion is set to join their growing list of unavailable players, and Billy has some craft.

South-East Melbourne Phoenix coach Josh King is in studio ahead of their must-win game against Adelaide 36ers on Saturday - but he does have a tale about when he learned just how good Andrew Gaze was at hoops.

Topics Brayshaw wants to know when you've been ripped off, Billy is back with a 2nd wrappy, and we have an enormous Idiot FIle - now with a special addition!

New North Melbourne Captain Nick Larkey is in studio as they kick off their season on Sunday, then Billy has a fruity newlyweds joke to finish the week.