JB is feeling the consequences of a day at the driving range, and Billy kicks the show off with the All Sports Report - including a time-travelling cricket update.

Former Sydney coach John Longmire calls in sounding very relaxed, and he hears Billy's Craft from the 2024 Grand Final SD Card controversy.

Topics Brownless wants to know where you met your partner unusual, the Wacky World of William features a man with the world's largest dood, and we're launching a massive event on Grand Final Eve Eve.

Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio to talk off-season plans and the Dees' potential new coach, before Billy finishes us off with a joke about the good old days.